flitchard: Bowser: Don't worry, Banana Peel! I'll save you!

Mr.Nose: Mario Kart Wii 2: Now with rectangle cars, wet noodle power-ups, and Peach's REALLY long hair!

Mudkip Koopa: Bowser's kart is a box with wheels. That's just sad.
Mudkip Koopa: Nintendo didn't have any better ideas, so they just gave Bowser a cardboard box with wheels for a kart.
Mudkip Koopa: There are two things that can get Bowser disqualified. He is using a rope, which is not a legal item; and his car is a
Mudkip Koopa: box.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser doesn't need an engine. He's so heavy that his kart moves using gravity, even at a 180-degree angle.
Mudkip Koopa: Introducing the new weapon - the rope! It... uhh... makes you… uhh... look cool like a cowboy!
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser and Peach are not racing. If you zoom out, you can see that everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom,
Mudkip Koopa: Sub-con, Lands of SMB3, and Dinosaur Land except Mario is in a kart. They are all trying to get away from him.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser: I hope whoever drew this kart is in first place! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser: Why do so many of Mudkip Koopa's Captions involve my kart being a box?
Mudkip Koopa: That's not a rope. Bowser rippped out some of Peach's hair, and he's gonna sell it on eBay.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser thought that there couldn't be a kart less creative than the Standard Karts. Nintendo has proven him
Mudkip Koopa: wrong.
Mudkip Koopa: Peach is so angry because most of Mudkip Koopa's Captions revolve around Bowser's box kart, and not her.
Mudkip Koopa: The Spiny Shell is going to hit the banana, because he is in first.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser: Ewww, Peach's kart farted.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser: Wait, I don't have a steering wheel or gas or break pedals! Eh, I'll just let gravity do the work itself.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser is trying to rescue his best friend, the Banana, from Peach's kart and a Spiny Shell.
Mudkip Koopa: Banana: If I had a coin for every Caption Mudkip Koopa submitted, I'd have... honestly I haven't been counting. But
Mudkip Koopa: it's a lot.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser only has one tooth. Creepy...
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser, Peach, and the Spiny Shell all had to stop, because this was a banana-crossing zone.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser, Peach, the Spiny Shell, and the Banana are all stuck in traffic.
Mudkip Koopa: Banana: Bowser definitely does not have Geico.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser is trying to steal Peach's crown, because he wants to be princess.
Mudkip Koopa: When the race was over, Bowser couldn't get out of his kart becuase it was so small.
Mudkip Koopa: Bowser will do ANYTHING if you tell him it's the latest trend. Even ride in a box.

GoombaBandit: Peach: Great, Bowser just mastered the Chicken Noodle Lasso.

UltraLemmy: Peach: I don't get paid enough for this!

Alex: What Bowser didn't know is (BUG ALERT) getting hit by a Banana and a Blue Shell at the same time only results in a spinout
Alex: and not an explosion flip (happened to me once).
Alex: Shouldn't the cardboard box be destroyed because of Bowser's weight?
Alex: It's a kart, Bowser, not a horse. Put away the whip.

jay-jaythekoopa: Banana Peel: This is going to be good!
jay-jaythekoopa: What Bowser didn’t know was that it was Ludwig in a Peach costume, because the prize was a trophy made of
jay-jaythekoopa: chocolate.
jay-jaythekoopa: Princess Peach: I KNEW I should have worn my other pink dress!

polkamon: Bowser: Peach, relax. The shell won't go after you, you're in 7th place.
polkamon: Peach: I can't believe the director wouldn't let me ride the Boring Box just because I wasn't over 1,000 pounds!

zz1666: After Fawful destroyed his castle, Bowser went broke and was forced to drive a cardboard box.
zz1666: Banana Peel: In your face, Blue Shell, as it will be I who causes this accident!
zz1666: Peach: Maybe I ought to consider that thing called "sleep" Toad was telling me about.
zz1666: Bowser: Yes! This is the perfect time to kidnap... the Blue Shell!

WendyRulez and Co: Peach: Bowser, trying to kidnap me is against the rules of the race!
WendyRulez and Co: Peach: Somehow I'm starting to regret allowing Bowser to participate in the race...

MrSaturn13: ... I think the weirdest thing about this Caption is that Bowser is riding in a box with wheels.

JJ Bandit: Peach: Please rope the Spiny Shell, please rope the Spiny Shell...
JJ Bandit: The newest version of Mario Kart includes the square car and the lasso as a new item... but watch out, ‘cause you can
JJ Bandit: rope those Spiny Shells. BUY NOW!
JJ Bandit: Banana: This is gonna be hilarious!
JJ Bandit: Peach: It's times like these when I wish I was in last...
JJ Bandit: Peach: The one time I need a Mushroom boost, Toad's not around! **GOOD PRIZE**

Ice Koopa Jr: Bowser: If I catch this, my shell will finally be blue instead of this annoying greenish color.
Ice Koopa Jr: Bowser is trying to catch this so Roy can finally belong in Sky Land. He'll ransom Roy coins for it so he can get a
Ice Koopa Jr: better car.

Dragongirl: Bowser is trying to put a halo over Peach's head because he thinks she's heavenly.
Dragongirl: Peach: MUST... GET... AWAY... FROM... BOWSER'S... SMELLY... ARMPIT!
Dragongirl: Bowser: IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
Dragongirl: Peach: How is Bowser chasing me if he doesn't even have a steering wheel?
Dragongirl: Blue Shell: Am I the only one who realizes that Bowser is missing his legs? Really, that's the only way he'd fit in that
Dragongirl: cart!

Larry the Tennis Master: Bowser: Oh no! I gotta use my Blue Shell! That Banana's in first place!
Larry the Tennis Master: Bowser didn't realize that the box-cart derby doesn't actually involved box-carts.

Brick Block: Nintendo has definitely lost its interest in the Mario Kart series.

Stink: Bowser: Surrender, Peach, so I can finally get 11th place instead of 245,522,125,152,255th! **GOOD PRIZE**

Razor Koopa: Unfortunately, Bowser's box kart never made it to Mario Kart Wii. Neither did the whip item.
Razor Koopa: Lemmy (looking at the Caption picture): Isn't the old "Someone didn't pay their taxes" thing getting a little old? Nah!

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