Shadow Koopa: Roy: Step right up and get your cola, you’re holding up the line! *cricket chirp*

Petey Piranha Fan: Morton: So, Miss Pigtailed-Toad... You come here often?
Petey Piranha Fan: Roy: Now, look, you either buy some fabulous cola or you walk over that hill to the supermarket and
Petey Piranha Fan: helecopter-rental... The choice is obvious... THE OTHER WAY, THOUGH!

polkamon: Roy: That's right! Drink my mush-cola and turn into an Angry Sun! Don't think you'll be satisfied? Look at the Angry polkamon: Sun behind me and see how happy he is! **GOOD PRIZE**
polkamon: Toad: I thought this was the lemonade stand!

Lord Iggy Koopa: Don't worry, Morton, these losers will never know our secret ingredient.

Iggy Von morton: Roy: Hey kid! Buy a soda or else we'll have to beat you up.
Iggy Von morton: Roy: I'll show you how it’s done Little Bro.

GoombaBandit: Roy: Well we only have one flavor for each one. Mine is Lava Supreme and Morton's is poison. Now choose or get
GoombaBandit: outta here.
GoombaBandit: The only reason why the Angry Sun smiles all the time is because of his plastic surgery.

WendyRulez and Co: Mush-Cola: I'm selling so much more than you!

Mudkip Koopa: Roy: Why argue about Coke and Pepsi when you could be arguing about Mush-Cola and Koopa Cola?!
Mudkip Koopa: Roy: Morton's really creeping me out…
Mudkip Koopa: Toad and Toadette are looking directly at the evil Sun while Roy failingly presents a soda advertisement.
Mudkip Koopa: Toadette: Just pretend you're listening, and take away the soda when he's not looking.
Mudkip Koopa: Toad: If it's so popular, then why doesn't anyone know about it?
Mudkip Koopa: Morton's the only one who knows that Roy's advertising for the wrong two sodas and it won't count as
Mudkip Koopa: community service. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Alex: Toad: These soda prices are a ripoff! I can go get killed by that Sun over there for $1.99, but this horrible soda is $732,965.00!
Alex: **GOOD PRIZE**
Alex: Toadette: Ew! There's gum under this table!

zz1666: Roy: It was definitely not Koopa Cola that turned Morton into a duck.
zz1666: Roy: Just because it smells toxic doesn't mean it’s poisonous. You show ‘em, Mor- Uh, Morton, you all right?
zz1666: Angry Sun: Today's forecast: sunny, with a chance of burnt Koopas.
zz1666: Toad: Peach, we’d better leave, this place looks sketchy. Don't try any of their dri- AHH, you're a Toad!

Silver Boom Boom: Morton: (The mush-cola is actually dishwashing liquid and the Koopa-cola, of course, is nuclear waste, so
Silver Boom Boom: there's no WAY, and Toad and his annoying girlfriend are toast! MUHAHA!)

gaminggenius: Let's hope those Toads don't find out what the secret ingredient was...

Noah: Just try Koopa Kola already so we can beat the... I mean, tally your vote.

Kooky: "... and just after the princess made the ‘no soda’ law, her subjects come running to us."

Element Dragoshi: Roy: See Morton, I told you that changing Brand X to mush-cola would help us sell more than King Dad
Element Dragoshi: Morton: That mush-cola sure does look tasty, but Roy says I'll die instantly if I drink it.

Dragongirl: Roy: Buy some Mush-cola! If you buy in the next hour, we'll throw in a free glass of Koopa cola! And if you buy in the Dragongirl: next minute, we'll throw in this lovely table AND the Koopa cola! It's a 20-coin value for not 15 coins, not 10 coins, but
Dragongirl: FIVE COINS!

54 king boo: Morton: (to himself) Maybe when he's not looking I'll switch the drinks around!
54 king boo: Toad: (to Roy) May I have a sample?

JJ Bandit: Roy: I'll see your Mush Cola, Toad boy, and raise you a Koopa Cola, with a straw!

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