stink: Luigi: Told ya we shouldn't have taken that path.
stink: Pink Bob-omb: Hello? Hello? HELLO?! I guess I'm gonna explode to get everyone's attention.

Mr.C: Luigi got sick of being in Mario's shadow.

Alex: Lakitu: I think my cloud needs gas. Good thing I ate a burrito for lunch!

Shadow Matt: Mario: Is it my birthday, and is that my present on the roof?

flitchard: Luigi: Sorry, Bro. This is the "No Plumbers Club". We're only allowed to have one: ME!

Silver Boom Boom: Every day, more and more people come to look at the restored Goomba King's castle, NOW with CHAIN
Silver Boom Boom: CHOMPS!
Silver Boom Boom: Luigi: No, they are not my partners, Bro; I just bought them all tickets to the Vancouver 2010 opening
Silver Boom Boom: ceremonies. I bought one for you, but the Chain Chomp ate it.
Silver Boom Boom: Mario: I don't care about those partners anymore, Luigi. Who needs partners when you have MAGIC
Silver Boom Boom: BUTTERFLIES?
Silver Boom Boom: Luigi: See, Mario? I CAN do something useful, like making mannequins out of all your past partners!
Silver Boom Boom: Parakarry: There is NO WAY I'm sending letters to all of these people.
Silver Boom Boom: Chain Chomp: Mario, you get seven tries to figure out which one is the real Luigi.
Silver Boom Boom: Castle: (to Chain Chomp) On the way back, you're carrying ME.
Silver Boom Boom: Sushie (behind giant grass blade in the bottom-right corner): It's because I'm ugly, isn't it?
Silver Boom Boom: Luigi: Okay, Mario, you can open your eyes. NOW how many partners are left?
Silver Boom Boom: Mario: You got all of those partners ALREADY?!
Silver Boom Boom: Chain Chomp: ARRRRRF! ARF ARF ARF! (RRRRECORD BREAKING STORM COMES TODAYYYY!!!)

badyoyo: After learning that Luigi murdered Sushie, everyone slowly backed away from him.

JJ Bandit: Mario: I hate to tell you, but the game's not Paper Luigi, guys.
JJ Bandit: Mario: Since when is Luigi one of the partners in Paper Mario?!
JJ Bandit: Chain Chomp: WHY DOES THIS BUILDING SAY NS '10 ?!

antiriku: This is the weirdest scene in any Mario game. EVERYBODY is teaming up against Mario, and the Chain Chomp is howling
antiriku: at the moon.

GoombaBandit: Mario: No Luigi, dealing with you is enough already, so no more pets. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Iggy: Mario: Luigi, are you sure the Goomba King won't mind this?

MrSaturn13: Goomba: Hi, I'm Goombigi.
MrSaturn13: Sushi (inside Chain Chomp): HELP ME!

polkamon: Chain Chomp: Doopliss, stop pretending to be Mario.
polkamon: Mario: The castle belongs to Bowser? Then why does it say "NS 10" on the side?

J-bit: Luigi: Whattaya mean Paper "Mario"?

Sonic the Hedgehog: Luigi: Mario, you are NOT going in! Never!

Mudkip Koopa: Luigi: Yes, all your partners DO hate you so much that they all turned against you.
Mudkip Koopa: Mario: You made a Mario Fan Club, and I'm not allowed in?!

Spindow: Mario: Let me guess, you couldn't get past the border jump either, right? **GOOD PRIZE**

Brick Block: Mario: Hi Goombario! Hi Kooper! Hi Bombette! Hi Parakarry! Hi Bow! Hi Watt! Hi Sushie! Hi Lakilester! Hi Cheryl, the
Brick Block: female Chain Chomp from Canada! Hi...  uh, do I know you?

Larry the Tennis Master: Mario: Come on! Let me go to the bathroom! Don't block the gate!
Larry the Tennis Master: Luigi: Uh, of course not, Mario, your wallet isn't in this castle. There's no reason we're all standing here
Larry the Tennis Master: blocking the entrance so you can't get in.

The Game Prince: Luigi: We're not letting you pass until you agree to stop reading my diary.

Ludwig: Luigi: It's over, Mario! I won't let you in! The lasagna isn't ready! **GOOD PRIZE**

AJ Koopa: Everyone except Mario: YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D! We were on the dark side the whole time.
AJ Koopa: Luigi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I BRAINWASHED YOUR PARTNERS JUST TO EXTRACT MY
AJ Koopa: REVENGE ON YOU FOR READING MY DIARY! ATTACK, PRETTY PONIES!

The King Of Cheese: Mario: Would you let me into the CLUB OF AWESOMENESS if I gave you a cookie?
The King Of Cheese: Luigi: I'm the Weeginator! Fear my roar! MEOW!
The King Of Cheese: This is why you never come to a birthday party without a gift.

Dark Goomba: (EPILOGUE) Mario: Mamamia! Luigi! Everyone! Let's-a GO!!! Princess Peach is-a right in there! We must-a defeat the evil Chomp King!

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