Contest 34
Picture by Blue Boo

Philip Mekeel: Spiny: Now's my chance to capture a disfigured Pikachu! Go, Can-o'-beans!
Philip Mekeel: The disfigured Pikachu is glowing is because it took a bite out of a Magic Muffin, which will
Philip Mekeel: now grant any wish that Pikachu desires.
Philip Mekeel: And you all thought Ash made unintelligent choices in his battles, well at least HE never
Philip Mekeel: battled using a can of beans

Dylan: Beans: Beans. Bean. Beans, Bean.
Dylan: Lakitu: Penalty! Spiny sent out Beans and Cupcake at the same time!
Dylan: Goomba: Pikachu! Eat your beans before your cupcake! It will spoil your appetite!
Dylan: Pikachu (with translater): My opponent looks tasty but I'll finish my cupcake first.
Dylan: Lakitu: Looks like Team Lakitu is blasting off again!
Dylan: Lakitu: Being that I don't like Pikachu, I declare Beans the winner!
Dylan: Lakitu: Um, guys, this is only the first episode so go easy on each other. Man, I can't believe I
Dylan: volunteered to be the referee in Pokemon!
Dylan: Spiny: So you think trading Charizard for Beans was a bad idea?

Jeff the Great: Welcome to Lemmy's mind.

Starman: Spiny: It's Beanachu, I mean, it's Pikabean... oh, forget it!

Introbulus: BEHOLD, THE POWER OF BEANS!
Introbulus: Goomba: BEANS?! That's not a Pokemon!
Introbulus: Lakitu: Can I have my muffin back?
Introbulus: Spiny: How dare you let your Pikachu steal my precious Muffimon! Can-of-beansmon, go!
Introbulus: Pikachu: Man, look at all those lousy captions... **GOOD PRIZE**

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Spiny: Beans! Use your special attack: MAKE-THE-OPPONENT'S-EYES-GET-
Lil Miss Game & Watch: REALLY-REALLY-BIG!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Among the many other rejected Pokemon are "Muffinchu" and "Can-o-beans".

Boshee: Lakitu: I would be helping you, Goomba, but I can't get my Pokéball out of my nose. **GOOD PRIZE**
Boshee: Cupcake: Wow, nice move, Spiny. But I will counter your Beans with DEMENTED PIKACHU!
Boshee: Announcer (Lakitu): HOLY-! Spiny's Pikachu seems to be so big, that only one of its arms can fit out
Boshee: of the Pokéball! And it's holding a can of beans!!!
Boshee: Announcer (Lakitu): And Spiny plays his mighty Can of Beans, which puts a stupid jagged black line
Boshee: around Goomba's cupcake-wielding Pikachu!!!
Boshee: Announcer (Lakitu): And so begins the match between two powerful food-type Pokémon: Can of
Boshee: Beans vs. Cupcake Pikachu!
Boshee: Announcer (Lakitu): I'm sorry, Goomba, but using real Pokémon in a strictly food-oriented battle is
Boshee: against the rules.
Boshee: Announcer (Lakitu): Apparently, Goomba's Demented Pikachu just shoved a Pokéball in my nose
Boshee: and stole my cupcake, which it intends to use against Spiny's Can of Beans, which seems to be a
Boshee: powerful processed side dish but is still pointless in this stupid game! WHEN WILL IT END?!

Zeus: Pikachu: ACK, GET THESE BOWLING BALLS OUT OF MY EYES!

Bobby: Spiny: Beansachu! I choose you!
Bobby: After Pikachu ate the cupcake, the sour candy in it made his eyes bigger than his head.

Crazykoopa: Spiny: Beans! I choose you!!!
Crazykoopa: Goomba: Get 'im, Pikachu! Use your electric muffin attack!
Crazykoopa: Lakitu: Ooohhh... my pwetty crayon will obliter- oblitera- it will destroy you all! Oooohhh...

Dasher Koopa: Goomba: Oh no! A level 85 Baked Bean Can! I stand no chance! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Dasher Koopa: Lakitu: I bet 25 coins on the can of beans!
Dasher Koopa: Pikachu: WOW! I get a cameo! I must be a lovable character!
Dasher Koopa: The Goomba and the Spiny had no idea they could get sued for ripping off hated RPGs.

RaichuQueen: Pikachu: I was looking for a Thunderstone to evolve into a Raichu, but I think I took a wrong RaichuQueen: turn on the way to the Power Plant...
RaichuQueen: You're not in Kanto anymore, Pikachu...
RaichuQueen: Pikachu: I know Ash always gets us lost, but this is ridiculous!

Jackson: This is why Pokemon shouldn't watch Family Guy.

Devious: Goomba: When I look through these glasses, Pikachu, you look surprisingly attractive. SMOOCHIE
Devious: SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE!!!
Devious: Lakitu: I insist you stop, Spiny! You couldn't fight for beans!

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