Dasher Koopa: Waluigi: How can Wario almost risk his life over chocolate coins?

Blue Boo: Wario decided to give up his greedy ways, so he used his new psychic powers to disconnect the Blue Boo: other cart.

masterzoza: Waluigi: NO! WARIO! DON'T! THAT'S MY CAT'S LIFE SAVINGS!

Philip Mekeel: Waluigi: Did have to take me along with you? I fail to see what this has to do with me besting Philip Mekeel: Luigi.

SuperMarioClassics: Wario: I don't care if they're chocolate!

Boshee: Waluigi: This treasure hunting is dangerous, Wario! We've both already lost half of each of our
Boshee: precious mustaches!
Boshee: Waluigi: Wario, you do realize that there's a huge Chain Chomp following us on the track, not to
Boshee: mention destroying the track beneath us, and we're about to plummet to our death, right? ... Uh,
Boshee: Wario?
Boshee: Waluigi: Wario, what do you have to say for yourself? You're so heavy that our cart is making the
Boshee: track bleed!
Boshee: Waluigi: Geez, banks nowadays have a killer withdrawal system! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Mark P: Wario: WHAT? I'd never had levitation powers before!
Mark P: Waluigi: Uh, how do you steer this thing?
Mark P: Wario and Waluigi's mining company mines you the best riches--for themselves!
Mark P: Wario: My helmet lamp's in that cart somewhere...
Mark P: Before Wario could snatch the cart of coins, the coins turned into heaps of coal.

Gamechamp: Wario: I'm even richer! Huh? Yes, of course I know I'm about to crash and die, so?
Gamechamp: Waluigi: Don't, that money's going to eat you!

Mathgrant: The Wario Brothers play-test the new Mario Party 5 mini-game, tentatively titled "Steal Coins
Mathgrant: from the Burning Mine Cart While Your Partner Screams in Fright".
Mathgrant: Wario Brothers' Mother: Okay, boys, I'm out of Coins. The mine cart ride is over!
Mathgrant: Wario: If... I... could just... catch... a little... fire!

Introbulus: As Wario attempted to grab the cartload of coins, Waluigi started listing all the things he was
Introbulus: afraid of at the current time.
Introbulus: Waluigi: I know you like shiny objects, Wario, but are you SURE we had to follow this minecart to
Introbulus: the center of Plit?
Introbulus: While Wario grabbed for his cartload of coins, Waluigi tried his hardest not to let his brother
Introbulus: know he had just wet himself.
Introbulus: Waluigi: AHH!!! There's a spider on your hat!

Joey McCollum: Wario: Well, that's the last of them! See? SEE? I DID live up to my New Year's resolution!

Dylan: Waluigi: Wario, we're going up hill and the money is going down hill. So why can't you catch it?!
Dylan: Wario: Almost got it, almost got it, got it! Now we'll divide it equally. One for you, one for me, two for Dylan: you, one, two for me, three for you, one, two, three for me...
Dylan: This is the reason why Wario and Waluigi weren't in the Donkey Kong Country remake on Gameboy
Dylan: Advance, especially in the minecart levels.
Dylan: Wario's new website: www.riskyourlifetogetrich.com
Dylan: Commercial: Help the Wario Brothers defeat K. Rool in Wario Kong Country!
Dylan: Commercial: Take the greed medicine and get some gold! Side effects may include broken bones.
Dylan: Waluigi: The black jewel is due to appear and turn the gold into monsters within the next ten seconds.
Dylan: Waluigi: What?! I'm not the star player in Wario Kong Country?!

Philip Mekeel: Coin: Guys, I think we're about to get snatched.

Josh: "Oh man, I thought that was a coin!"

Ethan: Walugi: Wario!!! I feel cramped!!!

Crazykoopa: Little did Wario know, the coins he was reaching for were actually radioactive chocolates.
Crazykoopa: Waluigi: Ack! Sit down! You're rocking the cart!
Crazykoopa: Wario: MONEEEYY!!! Must have... must have the money!!! Then I can finally buy that mine cart
Crazykoopa: full-o-coins from Ebay. **GOOD PRIZE**

RaichuQueen: Waluigi: That's it- I'm never going on an adventure again!

Prince Larry: Wario: I'm-a Wario! I'm-a gonna fill-a this-a mine cart up-a.
Prince Larry: Waluigi: I'm-a scared of-a coins!

Ethan: Waluigi: Are you SURE that's enough for a GameCube and Wario World?! **GOOD PRIZE**

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