JJ Bandit: This is why the Koopalings' request to be in Guitar Hero 5 was denied.
JJ Bandit: Iggy: Y'know, they wouldn't be booing at us if Wendy played the drum with sticks, not a wand.
JJ Bandit: Mario: No, I'm not going to "Beat It" just because you sing the Michael Jackson song, guys. ***FIRST PRIZE***
JJ Bandit: Iggy: Aaah! The light's so bright!!! It's making my eyes go all swirly!
JJ Bandit: They tried to tell Ludwig that the mic wasn't made of chocolate, but he just wouldn't listen.

P.T. Piranha: Iggy: Don't worry, guys, I've played this song on medium hundreds of- Wait, why doesn't this have buttons?

Caleb Koopa: Man, now I know why "Koopa Rock Band" didn't sell a single copy.
Caleb Koopa: Ludwig: I wonder how this black-colored lollypop tastes.
Caleb Koopa: Larry (off-screen): Lemmy, you're a genius, hiding Wendy's hair in the drum was a great idea, she will never notice it.

polkamon: Iggy: Hey, Ludwig, remember when we WEREN'T insane? ... Yeah, me neither.
polkamon: That is one distorted spotlight.

flitchard: I know the Koopalings were named after musicians but... MY EARS!!!
flitchard: Ludwig: Do ze Mario! Sving your arms from side to side! Come on, it's time to go, do ze Mario! Take one step, and zen again, let's
flitchard: do ze Mario, all togezer now!

Lemmy Von Koopa Jr: Ludwig: And now the moment you all have been waiting for... LUDWIG AND THE ARISTOCRATS!

Omniscent Guy: Ludwig: YEAH! The Mighty Ultra Smart Musical Turtles are going LIVE tonight!
Omniscent Guy: Ludwig: Wendy... I don't think that using your wand as a drumstick is a good idea.
Omniscent Guy: Ludwig: IGGY! When I told you to blow the audience's minds, I didn't mean you should SCARE them away by going on drugs.
Omniscent Guy: Ludwig: The band ain't going to last long...

54 king boo: Wendy: OH MY GOD! THERE'S A SCRATCH ON MY WAND! LUDWIG, YOU'RE SOOOOOOOO GETTING SUED!
54 king boo: Wendy: Umm... Ludwig? The microphone isn't a chocolate Dumb Dumb.
54 king boo: This is why you don't see Mario rock bands.

Razor Koopa: Guy in the audience: HEY LUDWIG! THAT MICROPHONE IS MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE!

ilikepie: Iggy: Let's rock and... Koopa?

noah: Ludwig: I will survive!
noah: Iggy: I wonder if they noticed I switched the song from Rock and Roll All Night to I'm Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee.

Stink: The Sound of Music: Rock Edition!!!
Stink: Ludwig: (singing) Vhat in zee vorld is wrong wiz my family?!

Luma Girl: Wendy: I hate his singing. I knew we should have bought the piano.

nightmare koopa: Ludwig: Mmmmmm, this microphone tastes like candy!
nightmare koopa: Iggy, Wendy, and Ludwig decided to start a band, but Wendy was so hideous, nobody came to their concert.
nightmare koopa: Iggy, Ludwig, and Wendy wanted to start a band, but their instruments were so poorly drawn that their concert was
nightmare koopa: canceled.

Caleb Koopa: Now we know why Bowser wanted the Koopalings out of his castle in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. **GOOD PRIZE**
Caleb Koopa: Larry: Okay guys, here's an idea: let's play with real instruments now.
Caleb Koopa: Commercial: Hurry now and buy your copy of "Greatest Koopa Songs of All Time" in the next 60 seconds, and we'll throw in a
Caleb Koopa: bottle of Ibuprofen, FREE!!!

Pinoy Guy: Wait until you see the rap video that MC Hammer Bro made...
Pinoy Guy: Ludwig: Oh, thank goodness this is "No Fail" mode! **GOOD PRIZE**
Pinoy Guy: This is more or less what Scott Pilgrim's band could look like.

Nicktendo 64: Ludwig: And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love yooooooouuuuu!!!

chris: Lemmy (offscreen): Larry! I tried calling Iggy but all I heard was hard rock.

zz1666: If you're ever wondering why the music in some Mario games just seems to be awful, look no further.

Shadowario: The word 'regret' fits here.

TurboSalad: Disaster struck when Wendy O. Koopa accidentally used her Magic Wand as a drumstick.

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