Lemmy Koopa 2280: Wendy: Don't I look gorgeous? No one looks better then me.
Lemmy Koopa 2280: Green Koopa Troopa: Is this a comedy act?
Lemmy Koopa 2280: Red Koopa Troopa: I didn't know it was Holloween already.
Lemmy Koopa 2280: Goomba: Ha ha ha. If she wants to look gorgeous she better keep looking
Lemmy Koopa 2280: through that wig box.

Jenny Koopa: Wendy found a wig that she thought was so her...
Jenny Koopa: Koopa Troopa with ! mark over head: Omigosh! it's a mutant four-eared Koopabunny!

Matt: No, this can't be Videogamerpat's picture; it usually has a Rob-omb in it.

Dark Yoshi: Wendy: Ha, and everyone thought I couldn't grow hair!

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Wendy: I shaved Larry's head and got this cool wig!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: On Halloween, Wendy dresses up as the scariest thing she can think of: Sonic the
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Hedgehog in drag. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ara: Koopa 1: Wait a second... That's Wendy! AAAAHHH! RUN AWAY!!!
Ara: Koopa 1: Why don't I get a pink shell?
Ara: Koopa 2: IIIEEE! Turn around! My arm's stuck!
Ara: Koopa 2: Why did we have to be siamese twins?
Ara: Goomba: Ha! My Wendy robot's ugliness is hypnotizing those foolish Koopas just as I thought it
Ara: would!
Ara: Koopas: No! Don't buy that one! It's the explosive wig!
Ara: Koopas: Hey, is that Goomba only 3/4 of the way drawn?
Ara: Koopa 1: Why can't we wink?
Ara: Koopa 2: Lemmy puts us through this just so he can get captions. *sigh*
Ara: Goomba: These wigs smell good!
Ara: Why I don't do fashion.
Ara: Announcer: Now back to Wendy: Embarrassing Moments!

Jackson: Wendy: Lets get wiggy with it! **GOOD PRIZE**

Dasher Koopa: Koopa Troopa on right: (to himself) As long as I stay calm, Wendy won't find out
Dasher Koopa: there's a Bob-omb in the wig. Just... stay... cool...

Hayley: Goomba behind wigs: Pink looks sooo good on me!

Dylan: Goomba: Wendy will freak out when I put a T behind the W on the box.
Dylan: Red Koopa: A Goomba stole my red shoes. Now I have to wear these green shoes that don't
Dylan: even fit me!
Dylan: Both Koopas: Who put these mittens on our hands?
Dylan: Red Koopa: Wendy, could I borrow the chicken wig in the box?
Dylan: Wendy: Aren't I ever going to talk in this caption? Oh, I just did.
Dylan: Both Koopas: Play Super Koopa Bros. and rescue the wigs from Wendy!
Dylan: Goomba: Thank you Koopas, but your wigs are in another castle. Wait, the wigs are right
Dylan: here! Who used the Game Shark?
Dylan: Red Koopa: Where did you get that pink tail, Wendy?
Dylan: Wendy's Phone: Press 1 if you wish to proceed in English. Press 2 if you wish to proceed in
Dylan: Spanish. Press 3 if you wish to proceed in Wiggish.

Bobby: Koopa: Shouldn't you remember that wig is ten times the weight of that bow?
Bobby: Wendy, being told she was bald without the bow, went to find a wig.

Introbulus: Wendy: This isn't a wig! It's my natural hair color! **GOOD PRIZE**
Introbulus: Koopa: Just smile and nod, Billy. Just smile and nod...
Introbulus: A Koopa fashion show gone horribly right.

Prince Larry: Wendy: And now I will show off my new Fall line of 80's punk band wigs.
Prince Larry: Koopa Troopa: Oh no! The last time she was this happy was when she made us model her
Prince Larry: dresses!
Prince Larry: Goomba: Hee hee hee! Wendy won't find me back here!

Boshee: Left Koopa Troopa: And I thought Wendy couldn't get any uglier...
Boshee: Left Koopa Troopa: Woah! I guess now I know how LudWIG got his name, and why he sometimes
Boshee: has white hair!
Boshee: Right Koopa Troopa: Hey, Joe! Look at all the weirdos!
Boshee: Left Koopa Troopa: Look! That Goomba's stealing Miss Wendy's disgusting, er, royal wigs! I'll have
Boshee: to remember to thank him.
Boshee: Left Koopa Troopa: Huh? What's everyone looking at?
Boshee: The well-anticipated new GameCube game being released sometime this century: "Wendy's Wigs",
Boshee: where you get to see Wendy Koopa's ugly mug in a total of FOUR different repulsive wigs for only
Boshee: $599.99!!!
Boshee: Mr. Little in disguise: Now to zee my latest invention, zee wigs ov stupeedness, een action... Vhat?!
Boshee: No eeffect?!

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