masterzoza: Ludwig: NO!!! YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE! I'M NOT HIDING ANYTHING, I SWEAR! ESPECIALLY
masterzoza: NOT YOUR PAYCHECKS! **GOOD PRIZE**

Ethan: Goombas: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We SO caught you on a date with Karma! And when she gave you
Ethan: that big, wet, kiss, we got it ALL on tape! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dylan: Camera: We now see a rare specimen of a Ludwig von Koopa as he searches the castle- err, jungle
Dylan: for chocolate.
Dylan: Apparently, Ludwig doesn't have the heart to tell the Goombas that Bowser fired them, but he can't
Dylan: escape Bowser's not-so-hidden video cameras.
Dylan: Camera: The castle will explode in 0.000000001 seconds.
Dylan: Goomba: Ludwig, if you're so smart, why are you so stupid?

Dasher Koopa: Why Ludwig shouldn't bring inventions to parties.

Ara: Sign: This way is up.
Ara: That Goomba has an underbite.
Ara: Ludwig: How is the word "Atticus" written in the grass?
Ara: Iggy looks bad in a Ludwig suit.
Ara: Suddenly Ludwig realizes why the Marios keep coming to the castle: the Koopas' plumbing pipes are
Ara: broken!
Ara: That camera has hair!
Ara: Ludwig: Phew, I made it... Where am I?
Ara: Odd... the castle's made outta concrete while the corners are made o' brick...
Ara: Ludwig struggles to keep the castle from breaking from all of his junk. **GOOD PRIZE**
Ara: Ludwig struggles to keep himself from getting his spikes stuck in the door.
Ara: Ludwig is a good struggler.
Ara: Ludwig got in trouble...
Ara: BAD HAIR DAY.
Ara: Ludwig couldn't stand the formal party, so he ran.

Jeff the Great: Ludwig: I'll get you two as soon as this paralyzation wears off!

Bobby: Ludwig: I'll never have carrot chips at the dance EVER!
Bobby: Unfortunately, Ludwig was caught robbing a bowtie shop.
Bobby: As the Goombas laughed, the video camera of doom charged its laser.
Bobby: Poor Ludwig was kicked out for stealing the double-double chocolate cookies in Grass Land's castle.
Bobby: Goomba on ledge: Ha ha, tag is too easy!

Mark P: Ludwig: What do you mean I ordered a Super Mario Bros. level makeover for the backyard?
Mark P: Goomba 2: Wait, isn't the water bucket under the camera? I thought we were supposed to trick
Mark P: Ludwig, not destroy the security camera.
Mark P: Ludwig: (I thought I changed the Mario Bros. into Bob-ombs!)

Boshee: Ludwig: They throw me out of the casino for "frequent killing"?! What's the world coming to?!
Boshee: Ludwig: Alright, who's the wiseguy who put starch in my new shell?!
Boshee: Sign: ATTENTION EVERYONE: follow this scaffold to the first window you see and look in! Karma is
Boshee: visiting!

Prince Larry: Goomba: (sounding like a nature show host) And now we see the wild Ludwig leave its natural
Prince Larry: habitat. Somewhat annoyed with that cracked pipe, he goes in search of tools to repair it.
Prince Larry: However it looks like someone inside is playing with his security camera.

Jenny Koopa: Ludwig: Get out of my room! Get out! And never come back!
Jenny Koopa: The Goombas came to visit Ludwig, but Ludwig hadn't had a chance to pick up his secret
Jenny Koopa: makeup yet...

Katie Penn: Ludwig: Uggh, I can't even use the bathroom without being watched. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Brandon R: Sorry, check in time was two hours ago.

Crazykoopa: Goomba on platform: Hey! Nice haircut!
Crazykoopa: Goomba: Nice pose dude! Haahahahahaha!!!
Crazykoopa: Goomba: *gasp* He combed his hair! Ahahahah*choke* *coughcough*

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Goomba on Left: (like Nelson from the Simpsons) Ha ha!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Goomba Productions' new reality TV show: Who Wants To Use A Smelly Old
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Outhouse!

Introbulus: Clearly, Nintendo was horribly jealous of Sony's success with the Metal Gear series, so they
Introbulus: decided to create their own.
Introbulus: Sign: I personally recommend up as the direction in which you should go.
Introbulus: Ludwig: Drat! Larry's sneaky Goomba spies have caught me doing... er... say, why DID I get
Introbulus: dressed up anyway?

Philip Mekeel: Ludwig: No, just because I am vearing a neck tie doesn't mean I'm going on date!

Denny W. Koopa: Ludwig: I'm sure glad I got away from the gray Goomba guards!

Daniel: Goomba #1: Tee hee!
Daniel: Goomba #2: Ho Ho!
Daniel: Ludwig: Somebody's watching me.

Zeus: Ludwig: I hope nobody notices the bow Wendy stuck on my head now that I've painted it blue.

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