TurboSalad: Rosalina: I think I am most qualified for the position of Sailor Moon...

noah: Luigi: What is that green, slimy thing on the floor?

WendyRulez and Co: Peach: Mario, smoking is bad for your lungs, and you get exhausted enough as it is!
WendyRulez and Co: The Mario Gang were so stupid, they had to go back to kindergarten!

polkamon: Peach: A Fire Flower a day keeps Mario away...
polkamon: Rosalina: Is this sailor school? I applied for astrology.

comiccreater: Rosalina: When is the teacher coming back?
comiccreater: Rosalina: Just another day in high school.

Crusty: Mario: I left my red cap at home!

Pinoy Guy: Well, now we know: none of them ever finished college.
Pinoy Guy: Luigi: Growing up, I wanted to be a simple engineer, but NoOoOo, we had to go jump in the pipe and meddle with a
Pinoy Guy: monarchy.***FIRST PRIZE***

Larry the Tennis Master: Mario: Hey Peach, lend me that Fire Flower so I can light this cigar!

Dark Goomba: Unfortunately, when Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina went to school to try to earn a degree in Being A Hero class,
Dark Goomba: they did not anticipate the dress code.

Razor Koopa: Rosalina: Mario, smoking is bad for you! It's unhealthy and it makes you spit up paper spitballs!

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