Hey Luigi, since you and Rosalina love each other so much, why don't I
have a party in your honor? You know, with a fireworks display and all
that? Oh, and bring some rope for er... holding up the decorations! See
you there! **GOOD PRIZE**
Daisy: That's it, I'm getting my gun.
but this Luma over here is already my boyfriend.
|Bandy:||Teenage rage engulfed Daisy as she watched Luigi give the dishrag to Rosalina.|
|Fried the hen:||Luigi:
Mario found the Power Stars, so I'll find the Power Hearts.
Luma: *to Luigi*
First you rip my heart out, THEN YOU GIVE IT TO ROSALINA?!
Luma: Daisy, if you get any closer to my mama, I'll have to hit you with this blue hook thingy.
Luigi: *in raspy
voice* LUMA, I AM YOUR FATHER.
Yes, my plan is working. The marriage of these two will summon the Chaos
Heart, which I will then use to... Oh, wrong game.
Daisy: WHY DOES
MY CALENDAR ALWAYS MIX UP THE DATES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?!
|Lemmy's Biggest Fan:||Rosalina:
Even though I never knew you were Mario's brother, I'd love to go out with
you! But what's your name?
Daisy: Oh sure!
Save a girl once and make your move! Save me 50 times and all I get is
Luigi! Why in in the name of DAD are you giving your chocolates to Rosalina?!
Luigi: You know,
she's more calm than you. From my every day life, it seems that you are
always pushy for no reason.
|Chatot koopa:||Luigi literally stole Daisy's heart and is selling it to Rosalina for a Luma. That's why Daisy has no heart for Luigi now... **GOOD PRIZE**|
Um, thank you, Luigi, but is this wise with Princess Daisy right there?
And I thought
MARIO was the ladies man... Touche, Luigi.
|54 king boo:||Luigi:
Here, ta- Wait.. YOU'RE MARRIED TO THE LUNA?!
Luigi: Don't worry Rosalina, that's just a cardbord cutout of Daisy.
Daisy: I WANT TO MARRY ROSALINA!
Luigi: Ok Rosalina, it's your turn to play "Pin the Heart on Daisy"!
Rosalina: I love you... heart.
5 minutes later,
due to anger, Daisy exploded.
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