unfortunate that as Iggy was playing with his life-size Lemmy robot, Roy
sent his doomship after him.
Iggy, you know that picture of King Dad right there? Yeah. That'a a window
with a picture frame.
Iggy: I'm not
aiming for Lemmy and his castle. I'm aiming for Roy's Remote Control Airship.
(to himself) So then I grab Wendy's pencil, cut the rope, and whack the
Bob-omb into the ship model!
You see, people, THIS is what happens when you have at least 3 siblings... EVERY DAY.
Wendy: ... I mean
really, dropping the Bob-omb filled with pudding is the dumbest prank I've
heard of... I thought people with glasses were supposed to be SMART!!!
Let's see... Lemmy building an unauthorized model of koopa Kastle; Iggy
piloting a model doomship indoors; Bob-omb blowing up an unauthorized model
of Koopa Kastle without authorization... After I'm done blackmailing these
geeks, I'll be SWIMMING in jewels!
How did Iggy's hair get back to normal?
Iggy doesn't know is that it's really Roy dressed as Lemmy.
Now I can blow up all Atlases in the entire captions! WAHAHAHA!
Iggy and Lemmy are both asked to test Ludwig's inventions, a model of a
doomship prototype, a Bob-omb prototype, and a defense shield for Kastle
Koopa, chaos ensues.
Wendy: Okay, Iggy, bomb Lemmy's model and see if I care. But don't come crying to me once you realize your doomship is tied to that Bob-omb.
Mutiny against your father? A side effect of hunger. Hungry? Grab a Snickers.
Iggy: IT'S WAR AGAINST THAT ATTICUS!
Tragically, neither of them knew that Wendy was beta testing Ludwig's optical lightsabre contacts, which telekinetically manipulated lightsabres just by looking!
Somebody's been watching too many Bugs Bunnies...
9/11: Koopa Kaos.
This is my greatest evil plan yet- putting the finishing touch on Lemmy's
toy castle before he can! BWAHAHAHA!**GOOD
It was only a matter of time before Lemmy realized what was coming... Or that the model looked nothing like the picture on the box.
Wendy: Good effort,
Iggy, but this time, remember to stay OUTSIDE the blast radius.
Now, if only I knew how to explode the Bob-omb without destroying my airship
Just a little closer, and.... O-O
Wendy: Iggy, watcha doin'? I got that from Phineas and Ferb. SO, let's play tag!!!
Lemmy: Ah, the
perfect day when Iggy isn't trying to kill me for being the master of an
AWESOME website, with an evil grin on his face; while Wendy isn't writing
I WILL KILL LEMMY and not staring at Iggy like he's crazy for trying to
And now for a lesson on the superiority of airships over fortresses through
a historic recreation of the Seige of Little Koopingrad Kastle, circa 1122...
In the past, Bowser kept intruders out of his castle with swinging spiked balls and lava-filled pits; now he relies on recalled toys and abysmal decor. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Iggy: An eye for
an eye, a bomb to the face for a split lip...
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