Behold the mystical flying carrot! **GOOD
STOP! STOP! STOP SINGING JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! **GOOD
In a desperate
attempt to get Bowser to stop singing. the carrot throws himself at Bowser
in an attempt to poison him. However, the carrot doesn't realize that vegetables
don't work against Bowser like they do against Wart.
Hey Bowser. You have dandruff.
Cheep Cheep: The road's dirty! Better clean it.
Old Toad Lady: That kitty's back! Go away! Bad kitty!
Lakitu: Yes! I
told my friend I could hold this egg for more than an hour!
STOP KICKING ME!
I just love taking a walk through this town. Everybody here who hates me
has terrible aim. ***FIRST PRIZE***
This seems like a rebellion, so I guess it's the Hunger Games.
disguised as a flying carrot: Nooo! If CHOCOLATE MILK collides with Cheep
Cheep saliva and a Spiny Egg, it causes a nuclear explosion!
|flitchard:||Bowser: Huh! No Urban Champ is gonna
make a fool outta me! I'll murderize the bum!
troop, open fire!
|Flifit22:||Lakitu: Hey, you! Grandma! Stop littering
or I'll hit you with this Spiny Egg!
|Mr. Tanooki Suit:||Female Toad: Stop being so happy.
|Kkadwell:||Bowser: Stand aside, everyone! I take
|Stink:||The obvious reason Bowser only leaves
his castle to kidnap Peach.
|koopacrazy:||Koopa: Don't worry, Bowser, they're
|Dino6:||Toad: Drink Coke.
People hate the new statue of Bowser
he randomly put there.
|polkamon:||Bowser: Man, I want a carrot. No, wait,
I hate carrots... Just water. Well actually... Make that a chocolate milk...
|Sara:||Bowser: Wow, I just love being in parades...
Ow! Who threw that carrot?!
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