| WendyRulez: | Luigi:
*yawn* When is it going to be my turn?
Koopa: Trust me, I am not going to shave your head bald. Toad: I don't think that barber has a license... Luigi: It says in the newspaper that Mario just saved Peach from Bowser... How come it doesn't say anything about me?! **GOOD PRIZE** Barber: It's-a me, Koopeo! Barber: Now lower your head so I can shave your scalp... I mean sideburns! Luigi: I don't see why you need a haircut, Mario. Your hairstyle has remained the same for 20 years! Mario FINALLY decides to shave his mustache. Toad: OMG! It's Justin Bieber!
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| polkamon: | Mario:
You know, I had this mustache style back when I was younger, when I was
on Yoshi's Island...
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| Chatot koopa: | Paragoomba:
Thanks ever so much for donating your mustache to the less fortunate!
Mario: Okay! I gave you my mustache, now give back the princess! Wait, why are you laughing?!***FIRST PRIZE*** Peach: Happy Late
April Fools!
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| DarkGoomba36: | Mario:
I said a "little" off the top!
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| Benjamin: | A
Paragoomba is making Mario wear a giant, dirty napkin against his will,
ripping his mustache off, and giving it to the Koopa Troopa, thinking everyone
will think the Koopa's Mario.
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| Fi the sword: | Toad:
... Mario lost his mustache... OH MY TOAD THE WORLD MUST BE ENDING.
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| 3DMarioluigi: | And
that's why Mario hates Toad!!!
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| victor: | This is why Mario always keeps that
cap on.
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| flitchard: | Mario: You mean
to tell me, for all those decades, I had a glob of PUDDING under my nose?!
**GOOD
PRIZE**
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