Contest 45
Picture by Atticus

Boshee: Block: Help! Why are these strange people attacking me?!
Boshee: Luigi: Hmm, this block must contain a Wing Cap.
Boshee: Mario and Luigi's relentless raid on peaceful item boxes continues.
Boshee: Box: Wow! I caught my very own Super Mario! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Boshee: Luigi: Pac-man eats stars now?
Boshee: Luigi: Hmm, why are the stars turning green? Oh yeah, that's what I've been wishing for every night
Boshee: for thirty years. Never mind.
Boshee: Mario: I know your new ability to move objects with your mind is cool, but do you think you could let
Boshee: me have the item inside the box first?
Boshee: Christmas Eve: The day (night) that Mario remembers to get gifts for Peach, which end up being a
Boshee: few stray item boxes.

Philip Mekeel: Luigi: Hmm... I don't think the Santa Cluas of Plit can use ? Blocks as reindeer.

Darkmatt: Mario: This has a key in it! I swear it!
Darkmatt: Luigi: This much trouble just for a Feather...
Darkmatt: Mario: Hurry! We must get this before it leaves Donut Land! I'm positive it's something good!
Darkmatt: Luigi: You have been holding on to that block since Yoshi's House! What is provoking you to hang
Darkmatt: on?
Darkmatt: Mario: *gasp* A rare no top, no bottom flying Question Block! I MUST CATCH IT!!!
Darkmatt: Luigi: So that's where Yoshi's wings were.
Darkmatt: Luigi: I don't think playing tug of war with a Question Block is a good idea for a Christmas activity.

Star_Daniel: Mario: Come here you stupid block!

Kamek ~^_^~: Mario: I told Kamek not to go and turn Yoshi into a block!!!
Kamek ~^_^~: Mario is Block Wrangler...
Kamek ~^_^~: Luigi: Uh Mario, I'm going home, since you're too busy to go and play Throw the Bob-omb with
Kamek ~^_^~: me...
Kamek ~^_^~: Mario's got not a tick to ride, but a block to ride...
Kamek ~^_^~: Mario: I'm-a supposed to get this block, but the writers made me weak, and so I'm sueing
Kamek ~^_^~: them!!!

A-chana: Mario: Luigi, we're havin' Blockalo Wings tonight! **GOOD PRIZE**
A-chana: Mario: Why is my foot dragging across the snow AND in the air AT THE SAME TIME?!
A-chana: It was then that Luigi realized that it wasn't a brick with wings, but instead a cheddar block with
A-chana: deformed mozzarella.
A-chana: Luigi: Mario, did you kill, or rather eat, the cheese block again?

Professor Fandango: Luigi: I told you it'd make a lousy pet. **GOOD PRIZE**

Bobby: Okay, Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer was better than Yanley the floating ? Block.
Bobby: Luigi: Hey... Where's the other eight ? Blocks?

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Luigi: Hey, since when do ? Blocks have wings?
Lil Miss Game & Watch: I wonder what he's looking at?

e2car: Luigi attempts to hypnotize the Winged ? Block into believing it is a reindeer, and Mario Santa.
e2car: The Block Pull: The newest event in the Winter Olympics.
e2car: Luigi: Do you REALLY-a need what's inside-a that block-a that bad?

guest256: Luigi: So that's where I left my Coca Cola!
guest256: Every kid watching TV was saddened as their favorite TV shows were all replaced with "The
guest256: Quasi-Intellegent Adventures of Idiot and Moron".

Cosmic H: Mario: No fair! I wanna Santa hat too!

Shadow Koopa: This is why you should never lasso in Ice Land.
Shadow Koopa: This is when Luigi finally realized why Mario depended so much on Mushrooms.

mime kopa: Luigi: What DID you put in my present, Mario?

Ethan: Mario: Arrghhh... I must get that block! It's the only way I'll get a Santa hat like Luigi's!
Ethan: Luigi: Hmm... Mario is really desperate for that block, but does he know that it's an exploding block?

Crazykoopa: Mario: I know this isn't what we're trying to catch, but let's grab it anyway!

Starwind Koopa: Luigi: Hey, you're not supposed to do that in Super Mario World!

Shadow Mario: Mario: Maybe I should have taken those cowboy lessons...
Shadow Mario: The world may never know how blocks have the intelligence to try and run away.
Shadow Mario: Block: Hey, I'm just a young block! Can't you at least wait until I have something good like a
Shadow Mario: Starman?
Shadow Mario: Mario: Nintendo only needs you for one game! Come on!

Introbulus: Mario: I thought you said it WOULDN'T grow wings and fly away!
Introbulus: Too bad there's a Poison Mushroom inside.
Introbulus: Hill: Hey! I'm in a caption!

Double D: Luigi (telling story): So, Mario put the flowers signed "Yours truly, Mario" in a box, attached wings,
Double D: and told it to fly to Peach. Unfortunately, it started flying towards Bowser's Castle.
Double D: Luigi: Since when did Peach like the "Paratroopa-in-a-box"?
Double D: Mario: I forgot to give Peach her Christmas present, so now I'm getting it back out and I'm going
Double D: to call it a New Year's present.

Gaston: Talk about your money flying away!

Samma: Luigi: Hmm... Maybe we need a Mushroom to get this Mushroom...
Samma: Luigi: Since when do Question Boxes have wings?
Samma: Mario: I always knew i was a weakling...

K.J. Koopa: Welcome to the Mario Bros. Christmas Rodeo!

Ryanoshi: Question Block, Question Block, will you lead my sleigh tonight?
Ryanoshi: Overtaken by rapacity, the Mario Brothers proceed to lasso Plit's population of flying Question
Ryanoshi: Blocks, hoping to use them in their plot to open a sickening shooting range.
Ryanoshi: Santa Cactus waits in the bushes, actively documenting who is naughty and who is nice.

Steve: Luigi: Mario, our Christmas Party is in an hour and you still don't have a gift for Yoshi, who carried
Steve: you to Bowser's Castle and back again to save our future?

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