Boshee: Block: Help! Why are these strange people attacking me?!
Boshee: Luigi: Hmm, this block must contain a Wing Cap.
Boshee: Mario and Luigi's relentless raid on peaceful item boxes continues.
Boshee: Box: Wow! I caught my very own Super Mario! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Boshee: Luigi: Pac-man eats stars now?
Boshee: Luigi: Hmm, why are the stars turning green? Oh yeah, that's what I've been wishing for every night
Boshee: for thirty years. Never mind.
Boshee: Mario: I know your new ability to move objects with your mind is cool, but do you think you could let
Boshee: me have the item inside the box first?
Boshee: Christmas Eve: The day (night) that Mario remembers to get gifts for Peach, which end up being a
Boshee: few stray item boxes.

Philip Mekeel: Luigi: Hmm... I don't think the Santa Cluas of Plit can use ? Blocks as reindeer.

Darkmatt: Mario: This has a key in it! I swear it!
Darkmatt: Luigi: This much trouble just for a Feather...
Darkmatt: Mario: Hurry! We must get this before it leaves Donut Land! I'm positive it's something good!
Darkmatt: Luigi: You have been holding on to that block since Yoshi's House! What is provoking you to hang
Darkmatt: on?
Darkmatt: Mario: *gasp* A rare no top, no bottom flying Question Block! I MUST CATCH IT!!!
Darkmatt: Luigi: So that's where Yoshi's wings were.
Darkmatt: Luigi: I don't think playing tug of war with a Question Block is a good idea for a Christmas activity.

Star_Daniel: Mario: Come here you stupid block!

Kamek ~^_^~: Mario: I told Kamek not to go and turn Yoshi into a block!!!
Kamek ~^_^~: Mario is Block Wrangler...
Kamek ~^_^~: Luigi: Uh Mario, I'm going home, since you're too busy to go and play Throw the Bob-omb with
Kamek ~^_^~: me...
Kamek ~^_^~: Mario's got not a tick to ride, but a block to ride...
Kamek ~^_^~: Mario: I'm-a supposed to get this block, but the writers made me weak, and so I'm sueing
Kamek ~^_^~: them!!!

A-chana: Mario: Luigi, we're havin' Blockalo Wings tonight! **GOOD PRIZE**
A-chana: Mario: Why is my foot dragging across the snow AND in the air AT THE SAME TIME?!
A-chana: It was then that Luigi realized that it wasn't a brick with wings, but instead a cheddar block with
A-chana: deformed mozzarella.
A-chana: Luigi: Mario, did you kill, or rather eat, the cheese block again?

Professor Fandango: Luigi: I told you it'd make a lousy pet. **GOOD PRIZE**

Bobby: Okay, Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer was better than Yanley the floating ? Block.
Bobby: Luigi: Hey... Where's the other eight ? Blocks?

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Luigi: Hey, since when do ? Blocks have wings?
Lil Miss Game & Watch: I wonder what he's looking at?

e2car: Luigi attempts to hypnotize the Winged ? Block into believing it is a reindeer, and Mario Santa.
e2car: The Block Pull: The newest event in the Winter Olympics.
e2car: Luigi: Do you REALLY-a need what's inside-a that block-a that bad?

guest256: Luigi: So that's where I left my Coca Cola!
guest256: Every kid watching TV was saddened as their favorite TV shows were all replaced with "The
guest256: Quasi-Intellegent Adventures of Idiot and Moron".

Cosmic H: Mario: No fair! I wanna Santa hat too!

Shadow Koopa: This is why you should never lasso in Ice Land.
Shadow Koopa: This is when Luigi finally realized why Mario depended so much on Mushrooms.

mime kopa: Luigi: What DID you put in my present, Mario?

Ethan: Mario: Arrghhh... I must get that block! It's the only way I'll get a Santa hat like Luigi's!
Ethan: Luigi: Hmm... Mario is really desperate for that block, but does he know that it's an exploding block?

Crazykoopa: Mario: I know this isn't what we're trying to catch, but let's grab it anyway!

Starwind Koopa: Luigi: Hey, you're not supposed to do that in Super Mario World!

Shadow Mario: Mario: Maybe I should have taken those cowboy lessons...
Shadow Mario: The world may never know how blocks have the intelligence to try and run away.
Shadow Mario: Block: Hey, I'm just a young block! Can't you at least wait until I have something good like a
Shadow Mario: Starman?
Shadow Mario: Mario: Nintendo only needs you for one game! Come on!

Introbulus: Mario: I thought you said it WOULDN'T grow wings and fly away!
Introbulus: Too bad there's a Poison Mushroom inside.
Introbulus: Hill: Hey! I'm in a caption!

Double D: Luigi (telling story): So, Mario put the flowers signed "Yours truly, Mario" in a box, attached wings,
Double D: and told it to fly to Peach. Unfortunately, it started flying towards Bowser's Castle.
Double D: Luigi: Since when did Peach like the "Paratroopa-in-a-box"?
Double D: Mario: I forgot to give Peach her Christmas present, so now I'm getting it back out and I'm going
Double D: to call it a New Year's present.

Gaston: Talk about your money flying away!

Samma: Luigi: Hmm... Maybe we need a Mushroom to get this Mushroom...
Samma: Luigi: Since when do Question Boxes have wings?
Samma: Mario: I always knew i was a weakling...

K.J. Koopa: Welcome to the Mario Bros. Christmas Rodeo!

Ryanoshi: Question Block, Question Block, will you lead my sleigh tonight?
Ryanoshi: Overtaken by rapacity, the Mario Brothers proceed to lasso Plit's population of flying Question
Ryanoshi: Blocks, hoping to use them in their plot to open a sickening shooting range.
Ryanoshi: Santa Cactus waits in the bushes, actively documenting who is naughty and who is nice.

Steve: Luigi: Mario, our Christmas Party is in an hour and you still don't have a gift for Yoshi, who carried
Steve: you to Bowser's Castle and back again to save our future?

Got something to tell me? Email me!
Go back to the previous Contests.
Go back to the current Contest.
Go back to Lemmy's Land.