Contest 56
Picture by Latisha Banks

Dupli-Puff: Morton and Roy were in the mood for boiled egg, they got their "friend" to help.
Dupli-Puff: Jr. Troopa: Are you sure ths stew isn't poisoned?

Wooster: Jr. Troopa slowly comes to the conclusion that waving the "Free Beef Stew" picket sign is not an
Wooster: effective tactic during a health benefit strike.

Dylan: Jr. Troopa: Hmm, the Koopalings tricked me twice with this trick. Time to eat!
Dylan: Jr. Troopa: Latisha Banks loves torturing me!

Yoshi: Roy: Tanoomba, push him in Ludwig's anti-freak potion, quick!

Bobby: After the "Jr. Omelette" incident at the pot luck, no one went near an egg for weeks.
Bobby: Tanoomba: This? Uh, it's, um, a steamy bath for you! Yeah, a nice, relaxing bath! And ignore the sign!
Bobby: Roy: This looks like more fun than Mario Party 4's Order Up mini-game!
Bobby: Tanoomba: The funny thing is, there's no water in it!
Bobby: One of those "Bugs Bunny" incidents.
Bobby: After Jr. Troopa saw the pot, everyone later got to have Fried Tanoomba!

Toddy Koopa: Roy: Hey egghead, did you like the exla... er, stew?

Gamechamp: While Jr. Troopa wasn't looking, the sign had been changed from "Free poison."

Martin: Morton: And to think we were able to bribe Tanoomba to kick Junior into that just by telling him the
Martin: velocity of an unlaiden swallow.

Darkmatt: Roy: *staring at the Goomba, who had a sample* Wow, so that's the surprize in your "Meat
Darkmatt: Surprize" soup.

Alistair: Roy: He won't find this a BIT goomba- or koopa-tastic!

MarioFanaticXV: Morton: Wow Roy, you're right! Junior Troopa IS dumber then me... hey, wait a minute...

Star_Daniel: Jr. Troopa doesn't know that the cauldron is a trap!

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Jr. Troopa: (Man, I wish I could read.) **GOOD PRIZE**
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Tanomba: Wow, a conveniently placed bowl of beef stew, nothing can go wrong
Miles "Thumbs" Power: today!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Roy: Today on Survivor, our contestants must stare at a pot of beef stew until one of
Miles "Thumbs" Power: them loses it.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Roy: What are you talking about, Morton? I'm not still mad that Jr. Troopa beat me in
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Mario Party.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Morton Jr.: I wonder how long until they realize we drank all the stew.

Joanie Koopa: Tanoomba: Forget the egg kid! I want some of that stew...
Joanie Koopa: Sign: $3.50. Cauldron: $79.99. Beef stew: $4.89. Realizing that your younger brother is
Joanie Koopa: somehow going to ruin your best prank yet: ... AAAAAAAUUGH!!!

Nik: Roy: Heh heh. Wait 'til he finds out that pot isn't full of hot beef stew, but hot water!

Alexander von Koopa: God: DID YOU TOUCH THE FORBIDDEN BEEF STEW?!

Boshee: Jr. Troopa: Normally I'd be skeptical about some free beef stew that appeared in the middle of the
Boshee: sidewalk, but since it's shiny, purple, and blowing blue bubbles, I guess it's ok. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Boshee: Jr. Troopa: You gotta wonder about beef stew that enlarges your head and hand after a tiny taste,
Boshee: especially if it's free.
Boshee: Jr. Troopa: I approach the cauldron. A nearby sign says "Free beef stew". What do I do? I eat the
Boshee: stew. Ok. I gain Mario-like powers and defeat the Koopa kreatures. Man, playing this game alone
Boshee: rules.

Fairy of the Willows: Mmmmm... I love beef stew..
Fairy of the Willows: Okay, you get the beef, I get the chick.

A-chana: Jr. Troopa: Hey, this beef stew looks like... MOM?!
A-chana: Roy: Push him in and we'll let you sleep in the castle tonight!
A-chana: Goombario: I've gone Tanooki! ... But where's my hat?!
A-chana: Looks more like "Free POISON stew" to me...
A-chana: Jr. Troopa: Who's that ugly wavy guy in the stew? **GOOD PRIZE**

Anikiki: Little do the Koopalings know that although Jr. Troopa is as dumb as they thought, Junior knows
Anikiki: that today is Lent and today he can't eat meat.

Mark P: Roy: You idiot, Morton, the anvil's already on top of Jr. Troopa!
Mark P: And so the two Koopalings pulled in the red cardboard background of the sunset.
Mark P: Jr. Troopa: Since when was "beef stew must be eaten every day" a law?
Mark P: Roy: Man, wait ;til we tell Pop that Jr. Troopa stole his lunch!
Mark P: Roy: Good thinking on burning the 10-gallon hat, Morton.
Mark P: While Jr. Troopa was distracted, the two Koopalings were planning to sneak by him and get Elvis
Mark P: Koopa's autograph.
Mark P: It was all fun and games till someone had an empty stomach.

Luigi_Ownz: Junior Troopa: Beef Stew? What is beef stew?!
Luigi_Ownz: Morton: That beef stew would go good with wedding cake!
Luigi_Ownz: Roy: I can see you!
Luigi_Ownz: Pot: It's a living.
Luigi_Ownz: And so Junior Troopa went to the bowl of beef stew to seek answers, while Morton and Roy use
Luigi_Ownz: their pet Tanooba to spy on him.
Luigi_Ownz: Larry: Hey! Spying is my gig! Lemmy's gonna pay for this so bad!

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