Philip Mekeel: I KNEW the picture on the flag was a skull, not a peace sign.

Dylan: The reason everyone is confused is because Super Mario Bros. isn't supposed to be 3D.
Dylan: Lakitu: Bah! Back in my day, Mario Bros. wasn't 3D! There weren't any Goombas on fishing hooks
Dylan: either!

Mark P: Luigi: Can someone explain to me why a fortress is about to squash me right now?
Mark P: They pledge allegiance... to the flag.
Mark P: Mountain in Background: Wait a second, isn't this supposed to be some random-game-I-can't-recall-
Mark P: due-to-3D-and-not-2D-graphics?
Mark P: Lakitu: What are you, Luigi, Zeus who will zap me with lightining from his rubber glove? Oh, wait, you
Mark P: have a thunderhand attack.
Mark P: Lemmy on Jugem's Cloud: This will teach YOU next time to respect the flag for our country!
Mark P: In this episode, Mario will be standing around like a dummy while the Lakitu and Luigi play Rock,
Mark P: Paper, Scissors!

Bobby: Lakitu: Look, this ain't enough for cheating to go from world 1-1 to world 8-3, so pay up or this
Bobby: Goomba gets it! **GOOD PRIZE**
Bobby: Mario: I knew using this Gameshark would help us!
Bobby: Luigi: "Beware of Bowser"? Sheesh, some people are desperate for using warning flags just
Bobby: because they like their privacy!
Bobby: Mario: Are you sure this is Bowser's castle? We already finished 7, and some weirdo says the
Bobby: princess is in another castle!

T2monster: Mario was BAD for having Luigi touch the toxic flagpole.

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Beware never to touch the cursed flag of disco dancing.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Goomba: I seriously need to re-look at my contract.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Lemmy (Lakitu): With this bait, I'll get them for sure.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: They say every cloud has a Koopa lining.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Mario: Yay! I love sherades! Ok, first word is look, second is out. Can I have a hint? Miles "Thumbs" Power: ***FIRST PRIZE***
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Goomba: This is the last time I let Lemmy talk me into Koopa fishing.

Todd: Luigi: I claim this mountain in the name of Luigi!

Star_Daniel: Lakitu: Heh heh heh heh heh heh! I will win this round.

Dark Koopa: Lakitu: Luigi always makes fun of short things near big things. Let's see how he deals with the
Dark Koopa: small Goomba with a BIG attitude.

Yoshi: Lakitu: You touched my flag! Now to suffer the consequences: 99,999 Goombas! And here's the
Yoshi: sample!

MetaKnight: After leaving his life of crime, Lakitu decided to take up kite flying.

Cosmic H: Mario: Luigi, even if you do take up Pole-Dancing, you'll never be as big as me!
Cosmic H: Goomba: Without me you're worthless, Lakitu. I'm holding your cloud up! **GOOD PRIZE**

MarioFanaticXV: Lakitu: Zey fell vor it, zee vools, now I nill rule Halies Vomit! Cut? What did I say?
MarioFanaticXV: Mario: Yeah right, Luigi, like I'm really going to fall for the old angry "Lakitu with a Goomba"
MarioFanaticXV: trick!

Heather: Luigi: Mario, maybe you should turn around.

Boshee: Mario: Luigi, how could you say that's a flagpole? It's obviously a spaceship!
Boshee: Luigi: I'm worried, Mario. I've never seen a Yoshi egg and crossbones on a flag before!
Boshee: Luigi: I've always wanted a Goomba balloon... I mean, look out Mario!
Boshee: Small Hill: I can't see unless somebody gives me a haircut!
Boshee: Goomba: Um, okay... This kinda hurts...
Boshee: Luigi: Look, Mario, it's a Koopaling dressed as a Lakitu. I think it's Iggy. Ok, you know the drill. Get Boshee: ready to laugh at him...
Boshee: Try as they might, the father cloud's three kids could not discourage him from joining Koopa's Boshee: Troop.
Boshee: Luigi: Mario, could we discuss your theories on the pole AFTER we we defeat the evil creatures Boshee: about to mutilate us?
Boshee: Luigi: Mario, run!!! That evil Lakitu has come back to taunt us with his super-cool Goomba balloon!!!
Boshee: Mario: As I was saying, Luigi, it was the strangest dream I ever had. There was this overdressed Boshee: Lakitu who had a Goomba tied to his fishing line and kept following me. Creepy, no?
Boshee: Lakitu: Now's my chance, before they figure out that it's a flagpole!

Luigi_Ownz: Goomba: I'm not a fish! I'm a poor soul!
Luigi_Ownz: Sky Lakitu: Hey Luigi! I got the Goomba you wanted!
Luigi_Ownz: Mario: Ok, I guess I owe you a buck.

Darkludwig: Mountain: How long's it been now, three weeks?! Seriously! It isn't that hard to beat level 1!!!

Rose: The day when villains have snapped arrived, and the Mario Bros. can't do anything about it...

Double D: Luigi: Come on Mario, touch the pole! It won't bite y... OUCH!
Double D: Mario: I don't care if it does give you points; I'm not touching anything with a skull-and-crossbones
Double D: flag on it.

Blue Boo: Luigi: Look-a, Mario! I'm a pirate!
Blue Boo: Mario: So if I hold my arms open like this, you're sure nobody will throw an angry rabid Goomba
Blue Boo: into my grasp?

Toddy Koopa: Luigi: Was this the castle with the man-eating- Aaaaaaaaaah!

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