Mark P: Bowser Jr: Ehh... what are YOU looking at?
Mark P: Larry: Stupid Bowser Jr. always gets the good popsicles...

Luigi_Ownz: Bowser Junior: I feel as if Ludwig is the only one who likes me in the family.
Luigi_Ownz: Larry: All-The-Attention Getter!
Luigi_Ownz: Lemmy: King Dad never gave US special treatment.
Luigi_Ownz: Bowser Junior: What's wrong with them? I show them my brush, and they give me
Luigi_Ownz: nasty looks.
Luigi_Ownz: And so, Bowser Junior was rejected from Lemmy's Land.
Luigi_Ownz: Bowser Junior: *sniffle* Why is Luigi_Ownz the only one who likes me around here?

cyclone16: And another game made without Lemmy, Iggy, or Larry.
cyclone16: Baby Bowser: What? It's not like I have the choice to be in a game or not!

Yoshi: Bowser Jr.: Why don't they like me?
Yoshi: Bowser Jr.: I thought doing graffiti on their room would make them like me.
Yoshi: Bowser Jr.: What was wrong with painting their room pink?! **GOOD PRIZE**

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bowser Jr: Why are you looking at me like that? I CERTAINLY did not paint
Miles "Thumbs" Power: that mustache on Bowser's face.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bowser Jr: Okay, I'm sorry I popped Lemmy's ball.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Lemmy, Iggy, and Larry wouldn't let Jr into the tall hair club.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bowser Jr: Someone help me! Ludwig's new eyebrow freezer backfired!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bowser Jr: Do you ever get the feeling that something bad is going to
Miles "Thumbs" Power: happen?

Dylan: Lemmy: What do you do when your head's on backwards?
Dylan: Some victims have decided to find Luigi in Mario 64 and are now searching the desert world
Dylan: and we all know that they'll never find Luigi and we all know this is a rambling sentence...

Bobby: Lemmy: For the last time, I'm NOT changing my site to Bowser Jr.'s Land!
Bobby: Bowser Jr.'s ultimate plan: A circle that surrounds his brothers, which failed.
Bobby: Bowser Jr.: Man, I'm finally in a caption, and yet my paintbrush looks weird.
Bobby: Bowser Jr.: I wish I knew how to draw.

Kammy Koopa: Bowser Jr: It's not fair that I don't get to be in the Koopaling club!

Koopa Patrol: Lemmy: His eyes are small. I think he needs them tested, guys. GET HIM!

Alexander von Koopa: Baby Bowser: Oh sure, get mad at me just because I ruined your vacation!

Shadow Mario: While Bowser Jr. was wondering why his paintbrush was discolored, everyone else
Shadow Mario: wondered why he existed.
Shadow Mario: Bowser Jr.: What?

dethwing: Bowser Jr: Hmm... I knew I should have gone with more pastels.

Anikiki: Jr: I'm telling you. This isn't one of Iggy or Lemmy's inventions.
Anikiki: Jr: Why are you looking at me like that? I didn't make those useless scribbles on the ground...

Martin: Bowser Jr. couldn't fit in in any of the Koopa Kliques, not even the ones that are small, weak, and
Martin: underrated...
Martin: Bowser Jr: Lemmy! You know I hate it when you guys do the exorcist thing!
Martin: Bowser Jr: Latisha Banks! Don't you know I'm supposed to have teeth on my bandana?!

Ruairi M. Koopa: Iggy: We don't want a portrait, Jr.
Ruairi M. Koopa: Lemmy: Go paint Wendy.
Ruairi M. Koopa: Larry: Get lost, King Dad's favorite.
Ruairi M. Koopa: Jr: I hate being the youngest.

MarioFanaticXV: Bowser Jr.: Are you guys REALLY sure I'm supposed to run with wands?
MarioFanaticXV: Bowser Jr.: Are you guys REALLY sure this bib looks good on me? I really think we should
MarioFanaticXV: ask Wendy's opinion about this...
MarioFanaticXV: Lemmy: I wish I could get to dress up like a baby for family photos! **GOOD PRIZE**

Joanie Koopa: The artist at work... *yaaaawn*
Joanie Koopa: Lemmy: I TRULY hate time travel.
Joanie Koopa: WHERE'S A FLUDD WHEN YA REALLY NEED IT?!

Fun Guy Fungi: Shunned by his fellows, Jr. had no choice but to stand in a smaller circle on the ground.
Fun Guy Fungi: Lemmy: You shunned us, so what goes around, comes around!

MetaKnight: Bowser Jr: Are they jealous because my wand is cooler or what?

Boshee: Lemmy: I see. It's his hourly "stare into space" time again.
Boshee: Lemmy: We'll never forgive you for looking like Mario! It's just wrong!
Boshee: Lemmy: He gets a magic paintbrush that can create goo, and all we get are these stupid wands that
Boshee: can do almost anything... ***FIRST PRIZE***

krimsonkiller: Lemmy: Wendy's 3-bean salad sure left an impression.

Silver Knight: Bowser Jr.: Okay, I can take getting stuffed into lockers, or getting my room teepeed, BUT
Silver Knight: THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!!!
Silver Knight: A losers convention is never complete without Bowser Jr.
Silver Knight: I can't tell which is more evil; the fact that Larry, Iggy, and Lemmy are totally giving Bowser Jr.
Silver Knight: the cold shoulder, or the very exsistance of Bowser Jr.

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