cyclone16: Since the Bob-ombs were sick and tired of committing suicide just to get their way, Professer E. cyclone16: Gadd made "B.A.N.G", or in other words, "Bursting Artificially, Not Gruesomely."

Yoshi: Rob-omb: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Yoshi: Rob-omb: Ya know, I kinda like her.

Slimer49'r: Bob-omb: Geez, I had to get a flag that matched her- wait, what are you doing, NOOOOOOOOO
Slimer49'r: don't kiss me!
Slimer49'r: Obviously Bob-omb didn't know that Ghost Catchers R-Us was having an April Fools sale and he
Slimer49'r: was the fool!

Bobby: Sadly, the Shooting Rob-omb and Lady Ghost didn't get into Super Mario 128.
Bobby: Rob-omb: %$@# gun! It's supposed to shoot bombs, not flags that say "Bang"!
Bobby: This week on Plit Survivor, Rob-omb must escape a ghost while using our only weapon: A gun that
Bobby: can't shoot at all!
Bobby: Rob-omb: Why won't this stupid gun shoot toothpaste?! Your teeth are really bad! **GOOD PRIZE**
Bobby: Actually, the flag is what the girl ghost is in love with.
Bobby: This is only the first part of Rob-omb's plan: A gun that can only shoot flags.
Bobby: Doll: Will you hurry up and shoot her?! And knock off the flag jokes!
Bobby: Maybe Cackletta should have hired a better crew.

Dylan: That settles it: Videogamerpat has finally cracked up!
Dylan: Boo: My favorite food is gun powder too!
Dylan: Any children under the age of 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 should not look
Dylan: at this image.

Martin: Rob-omb tried, but he could not keep the demented Boo from loving him.
Martin: Boo: I caint read so what that thar flag say?
Martin: Rob-omb: I figured that wouldn't work...

MarioFanaticXV: Due to the fact that the props are malfunctioning, as well as the enemies, "Rob-omb's
MarioFanaticXV: Quest 2" is hereby delayed.

Jeff the Great: Rob-omb: I knew I shouldn't have bought that gun from Bugs Bunny!
Jeff the Great: The Boo, in a hysteria brought on by bad dental care, mistakes the talking bomb for a male
Jeff the Great: Boo.
Jeff the Great: The hill chuckled to himself, amused at the antics of these lower lifeforms.

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Not even the Bob-omb sheriff could get the Boo to visit the dentist. ***FIRST
Miles "Thumbs" Power: PRIZE***
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bob-omb: Okay Boo, just put the Bob-omb down, and nobody gets hurt.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bob-omb: I hate Cupid.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Boo: I love that squeeze gun.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bob-omb: Now that I think of it, a gun wouldn't hurt the Boo anyway.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Boo: It's no use, with this voodoo doll, I will destroy you.

Todd: It was only later when Rob-omb realized that vacuums don't go "Boom!"

Clayton: Obviously, somebody has been watching to much Looney Toons...

Dasher Koopa: Rob-omb: Stay back! I'm... uh... fused!

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Boo: He he he. I feel gooooooood.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Yet another failed attempt to capture the elusive Laughing-Gas Boo.

Blue Boo: This is EXACTLY why nobody can reenact Looney Toons.
Blue Boo: For Christmas, the ugly Boo gets a Bob-omb-shaped rock and Rob-omb gets a flag!

Star_Daniel: Rob-omb: Sweaty hot dogs and beans included! One of Fludd's handles are busted!

Kammy Koopa: When you try Non-Mario events, you can expect things to go wrong fifty percent of the time,
Kammy Koopa: but I'm not sure if this is a Mario event.

look behind you: Boo: Dyuh... Why you do funny thing like that?

Game Guy: Apparently Rob-omb doesn't like Bow's new makeover.
Game Guy: Miss Boo liked her Rob-omb plushie, but she wanted the real thing!

Fun Guy Fungi: Bob-omb with Gun: Drop the hostage and nobody gets hit with a paper flag!
Fun Guy Fungi: Boo: I was just looking at the wavy Fire Flowers in the sky with my doll when this crazy guy
Fun Guy Fungi: with a gun comes along!

Chris Mingus: Rob-omb suddenly realized it was a mistake to tell Professor E. Gadd that he was getting
Chris Mingus: senile.

Introbulus: Boo: RANDOMLY LOVE!!!
Introbulus: Bob-omb: ... Dang, these captions get screwier every time...

MetaKnight: In case of Bigger Boo, please fake explosion.

dethwing: Bob-omb finds out that golden rule of economics: you get what you pay for.

Boshee: (offscreen) That's quite an etch-a-sketch picture!
Boshee: Rob-omb: I was wondering why this flashlight was on sale...
Boshee: Tiny Bob-omb: Run... Save yourself...
Boshee: Rob-omb: Please... give it back... if anyone finds out that I play with a stuffed Bob-omb...
Boshee: Hill: Ok, who threw a snowball?!

mathgrant: Rob-omb: Nooooo! I specifically asked for a BLACK flag with WHITE lettering... **GOOD PRIZE**
mathgrant: Rob-omb: Hey, who cut this triangular hole in me?

Starfire: How long is it going to take before they realize that Bob-ombs don't have purple feet?
Starfire: Little Bob-omb: Ugh... I don't even want to think about seeing their children.

Dark Koopa: How many more Duck Dodgers ripoffs are there going to be?

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