Cosmic H: Morton: Sorry, the freaky idiot convention was last week.
Cosmic H: Fawful: A pink bow... now why didn't I choose that instead of this ugly red cape?! **GOOD PRIZE**

super goomba: Morton: Hey Wendy, don't those look a lot like those guys that work for Cackletta?

Waluigi's Twin: Morton: And people say we're the odd ones!

Martin: Fawful: I am not thinking we are in the Kingdom of Beanbean anymore...
Martin: Apparently Wendy and Morton weren't familiar with Roy's poker buddies...

Bobby: The Koopa Kids meet, uh, Popple and Fawful.
Bobby: Popple: Give us all your jewelry or we'll make you watch Barney and Friends for the rest of your life!
Bobby: Morton: Why do you say 'I have fury' so much it hurts my ears and- mmmph!
Bobby: Fawful: Are you sure these are the Mario Bros. of which you say are ugly?

Kirbyfancobra: This Sunday Sunday SUNDAY watch as Wendy and Mortan Koopa go against Popple and Kirbyfancobra: Fawful in the Musroom Kingdom Tournament of Villians! Only on Pay-Per-View!

Dylan: Commercial:  It's the best game ever: Wendy and Morton: Thief and Annoying Fink Rat Saga.
Dylan: Morton: I'm telling you, rock beats paper. You cheat, Popple, I'm never playing with you again!
Dylan: Popple: I am the great Wart, ha ha ha! Told you I could steal his phrase!

Huge Iggy fan: Popple: Who says only a girl and boy can love each other?

Metru-Koopa: Popple and Fawful dentists!
Metru-Koopa: When Fawful meant "I HAVE FURY!", his teeth proved it.

Beautiful Boo: Wendy: YUCK!!! Whoever sold you those clothes should be locked in fashion prison!!!
Beautiful Boo: Wendy: Morton, I told you to go in the pretty pipe! Now we're in Smiley Land!
Beautiful Boo: Seeing stange smiling people? A side effect of hunger. Hungry? Grab a Snickers.

Shadow Mario: Hey, where'd the Border Bros. go when they're right across the border?

piopio: Wendy: I haven't the nerve to show my teeth. They are drenched in some kind of junkie. And my
piopio: breath will knock out some underlings with its wonderful odor!

Handsome Boo: Handsome Boo: Wendy and Morton vs. Fawful and Popple!

Chowdown: Morton: Wendy... He's about to try to pressure you into buying a Fawful. Just keep nodding, and
Chowdown: when he bends over to get brochures, kick him in the shins and run! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Introbulus: Popple: My date's cuter.
Introbulus: Morton: Wow, I didn't know Fawful was a GUY!
Introbulus: Hill: I AM LORD SAURON! I SEE ALL! THE ONE RING SHALL BE MINE!
Introbulus: Cloud: Oh great... another odd couple...
Introbulus: Pipe: ICK! I think I'm gonna throw up my Ptooie!
Introbulus: Wendy: Humph! Foreigners...
Introbulus: Bush: MY EYES! POPPLE STOLE MY EYES!
Introbulus: Grass: Why am I talking, anyway?
Introbulus: Sidewalk: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow...
Introbulus: Sky: (No comment)
Introbulus: Fawful: My sweet sweet bread shall be your downfall!

Cheeseboy: Popple: For some reason I don't think that pipe is a bathroom.
Cheeseboy: Fawful: We represent the... FURY!!!
Cheeseboy: Morton: Man, I wish I was an annoying mini-boss that keeps on returning forever and ever...

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Use new Koopgate toothpaste, for that whiter smile that just says "trouble
Miles "Thumbs" Power: brewing". **GOOD PRIZE**
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Morton Jr: For the last time, we're NOT putting you in another game!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Popple: What are you talking about? We're not up to something, and it definately
Miles "Thumbs" Power: doesn't involve Fawful's sudden growth spurt.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Morton Jr. Walk faster, Wendy, these creeps have been following us since Pipe
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Land.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Wendy: So, Popple found yet another rookie.

Prince Larry: Looks like Wendy and Morton are interviewing candidates for their Legion of Evil.

Tommy Koopa: Morton: Hey you two. You're on the wrong side of the warp pipe.

Dark Koopa: Fawful: You are under my power err... command! Yeah. Command.

Slimer49'r: Morton: No more refried beans for me.
Slimer49'r: Seeing strange hooded figures wearing glasses and a little green Mario; another result of
Slimer49'r: hunger. Hungry? Grab a snickers.

Denny W. Koopa: Wendy: Why is Ludwig dating in his Koopaween Costume?
Denny W. Koopa: Lemmy is dressed up as Morton so crowds don't see him when he takes Wendy shopping.
Denny W. Koopa: However, two fans that have X-Ray vision found out the truth.

Beautiful Boo: Wendy: Morton? Am I having those freak dreams again?

MetaKnight: Fawful: Anyone up for a round of Mario Party 5?

Yoshi: Wendy: GO AWAY! ME AND MORTON ARE ON OUR HONEYMOON!!!

Koopland: All Morton needs is his makeup and they'll be ready for their new movie, "Popple and Seek"!

Boshee: Morton: Is it me, or did it just get happier around here?

Tyler: Morton: Look Wendy, two idiots just came out of that pipe!
Tyler: Wendy: I thought Morton was ugly, but WHOA!

Purple Koopa: Popple is trying to pick his new Rookie.
Purple Koopa: Wendy: You have fury, huh? Well I've got looks, style...

Luigi_Ownz: Popple: Meet my new Rookie, see!
Luigi_Ownz: It's Perfect Popple 8: Attack of the idiots!
Luigi_Ownz: Fawful: Why do the talking and uglying Koopaling block our pathness?
Luigi_Ownz: Morton: Fawful is getting a lot of treatment these days!

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