Beautiful Boo: Toadsworth: Mmm... I wonder if Mario can tell if these glasses are glued on to my face!

Starfire: Mushroomer: Well, at least this is better than my pet rock.

Bobby: Cheep Cheep: That is one tasty-looking coconut...
Bobby: Toadsworth had bought his meal; only later he realized he noticed that the chefs forgot to deep-fry it!
Bobby: Cheep Cheep: Hey, come on! What was wrong with pouring tan all over the sand?!
Bobby: Cheep Cheep: Okay, can I have my squid NOW?

Wooster: Toadsworth might have been less pleased with himself for being hip by getting himself an invisible Wooster: dog on a leash, had he known that it was neither invisible nor a dog.

Dark Koopa: Toadsworth: Mmm. Fishsticks on a rope!
Dark Koopa: Toadsworth: Oooo, coconuts! You can go free, million coin fish.
Dark Koopa: Fish: I've been captured by half a collar.

Dylan: Toadsworth: Wow, my new pet Cheep Cheep can jump higher than that tree, due to the fact that the Dylan: tree can't jump.
Dylan: Guy at fish stand: I did not see that new Mario Kart: Double Dash team! **GOOD PRIZE**
Dylan: Apparantly, Toadsworth's pet was the coconut; it was accidentally switched with the Cheep Cheep.
Dylan: Mario: Come on, Toadsworth, that's not Luigi, that's a Cheep Cheep. I'm hiring someone else to find
Dylan: Luigi in Mario 64!
Dylan: Mario: Good, Atticus didn't draw me in this picture. I just barely got out of that one!

Tommy Koopa: Fish: Coconuts growing in a banana tree! That means Toadsworth is going to fry me up for
Tommy Koopa: dinner!

Philip Mekeel: Cheep Cheep: Might as well play along with this old coot. Woof, woof! Bark, bark!
Philip Mekeel: At least he's not expecting the Cheep Cheep to chase cats.
Philip Mekeel: Cheep Cheep: This is weirder than Yoshi driving a Wiggler.

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toadsworth: I told Princess I could save time by getting my new glasses after
Miles "Thumbs" Power: picking up her dog.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Cheep Cheep: I hear some people keep fish as pets, but this is ridiculous.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Cheep Cheep: I think I'd rather go for a "swim" than a "walk".
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Cheep: AHHHH! I'M GONNA FALL INTO THIS HOLE!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toadsworth: I don't know what that optomatrist thinks, I don't need new glasses.

Kirbyfancobra: Cheep Cheep: When he said he wanted a fish out of water, I didn't know he was taking it this
Kirbyfancobra: literally!

Kammy Koopa: The fish out of water got stolen when Mario was trying to find Luigi in Super Mario Sunshine.

Martin: Toadsworth: Take the left coconut and you'll wake up and remember none of this. Take the right
Martin: coconut and I'll show you just how far the rabbit hole goes...

Luigi_Ownz: Toadsworth: This background music is kinda catchy.
Luigi_Ownz: Puffer-Cheep: Kick me, will ya?!
Luigi_Ownz: Sauron (on his computer): That fish is wearing a belt. The one belt... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!
Luigi_Ownz: Toadsworth and Puffer-Cheep: We've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dededede. Here they are
Luigi_Ownz: sitting in a row...

Max: That fish is pulling a string on Toadsworth's vest.

Cosmic H: Cheep Cheep: That coconut is staring me out!
Cosmic H: Top five ways to kill a Fish.

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Mushroomer: A lovely day to walk one's fish, is it not? ***FIRST PRIZE***
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Cheep Cheep: Aaah! Coconut!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Coconut: Hi Mom!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: What really happens on a deserted island.

Boshee: The REAL reason Toadworth came with Mario to Delphino Island.
Boshee: Fish: Oh! Hi there! I was just taking my pet for a walk...
Boshee: Fish: Oh no! I left my goggles at home!!!
Boshee: Coconut: That's right! I'm talkin ter YOU, fishsticks!
Boshee: Fish Salesman: (to himself) Well, they say the customer's always right, but this might be an
Boshee: exception!

Seth Carr: Palm Tree: Hey man, watch that Cheep Cheep! Sheesh... I get no respect.
Seth Carr: Cheep Cheep: Hahaha! Disguised as a friendly Cheep Cheep, I am actually Bowser in a suit...
Seth Carr: okay, I'm not exactly sure how that works, but who cares?! Now, once and for all, I will finally
Seth Carr: destroy Mar... oh, I LOVE coconuts!
Seth Carr: Toadsworth: This plush Cheep Cheep supposedly belonged to my great, great, great, great,
Seth Carr: great, great, great, great aunt. Legend has it that she used  to make these fruitcakes for the
Seth Carr: holidays and, man... they were unbearable!
Seth Carr: Cheep Cheep: And a little something for myself...

Tyler: Toadsworth: Come on, Sushie. Time to meet the dinner plate!
Tyler: The Cheep Cheep was not scared that it was out of water. It just found out how Bob-ombs stuff
Tyler: themselves into coconut disguises. **GOOD PRIZE**

Starwind Koopa: Cheep Cheep: AAHHH!!! EVIL COCONUT!!! HELP!!!

NES Boy: Cheep Cheep: It's bad enough that I'm on land, but being an old man's pet... *sigh*

YodaMasterZ: Cheep Cheep: Whaddya mean you're having me over for dinner?

MetaKnight: Toadsworth, striving to fit in, couldn't find a dog like the other Toads, so...

Dasher Koopa: Toadsworth: What's wrong, Cheepy?
Dasher Koopa: Mario: *behind bar* Okay, the scary fishy's gone! Luigi, take down the sign!

mathgrant: Announcer: Seeing bad pictures of weird Toad people walking weird fish, while reading captions
mathgrant: that contain bad running gags: yet another side effect of hunger. Hungry? Grab a Snickers.
mathgrant: Toadsworth: I bought this pet fish, and all I had to pay was my hands! WHAT A BARGAIN!!!
mathgrant: Fish: Must... get... to... and... eat... fallen... BOWLING BALL!!!
mathgrant: Fish: AAAAAACK! We're casting orange shadows! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

sgt s: What, and waste this fish on sushi?

Starwind Koopa: Cheep Cheep: Woof!

Waluigi's Twin: Toadsworth: When the sign said 'Fish', I didn't know they meant this!

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