Punisher: Mario (in the middle): I pick Cheese for 200, Alex.
Punisher: Some guy off screen: Who Is The Real Mario will be back after these messages.

MetaKnight: Quizmo: I think Ludwig's cloning remote works.

Wooster: Chuck Quizmo: Final Question: Hey Mario, Mario, and Mario; Did you know that I'm going to
Wooster: withhold the final question from you so you can't possible win this game? *BUZZ* ... Oh... Shoot.
Wooster: Chuck Quizmo: Next on Jerry: We'll talk to a local plumber whose shadows have disowned him.
Wooster: Chuck: Okay, Mario, you're a wonderful guy, but those are the ugliest shadows I've ever seen. I
Wooster: mean, come on, no one should have a cap and overalls and boots and *END TRANSMISSION*

super goomba: Chuck Quizmo: We have a new contestant that's in three! Paper Mario, Dark Paper Mario,
super goomba: and... Good Paper Mario!

Kirby 25: Chuck Quizmo: Where is Wing Mario?
Kirby 25: Stone Mario: (If only I could move my mouth to answer the questions, because none of the other
Kirby 25: Marios are smarter than me in this form...)
Kirby 25: Chuck Quizmo: Are any of you dummies going to get a point? Because none of you buzzed in for
Kirby 25: the last 2354 questions I asked you.

Bobby: What happens when Chuck Quizmo gets competitive...
Bobby: Quizmo: And now, Mario, for the one-million coin prize, what's your name?
Bobby: Quizmo: For the trophy and a trip to the death of the volcano- I mean, to Hawaii, answer this next
Bobby: question!

Mario: Paper Mario: WAIT! If I'm Paper Mario, WHY ISN'T MY MUSTACHE BROWN?!
Mario: Chuck Quizmo: Okay, Stupid Toad. Here is your 100,000,000-coin question. Which Mario is wearing
Mario: red?

Kirbyfancobra: Chuck Quizmo: Okay Mario, for a second, just close your eyes and ears. (whispering) Okay
Kirbyfancobra: Shadow Marios, now's your chance, ambush him.
Kirbyfancobra: Assistant Shroom: Yoshi, why are you looking at me like that?
Kirbyfancobra: Mario does not know that someplace, somewhere, a chicken is watching, waiting for his time
Kirbyfancobra: to strike.
Kirbyfancobra: Chuck Quizmo: Welcome, everyone, to Who Wants to Win a Couple of Gum Wrappers!

Huge Iggy fan: Mario: The only REAL challenge is if I can get home to close the stove.
Huge Iggy fan: After Mario won, he realized choosing all the Star Spirits was necessary instead of choosing
Huge Iggy fan: the plate of pasta as Luigi suggested.

Dylan: Chuck Quizmo: 99999999999-coin question: Am I stupid?
Dylan: Chuck Quizmo: 99999999999-coin question: What is the answer to this question?
Dylan: Chuck Quizmo: 1-coin question: Why did they make obvious places for the Koopalings in Paper Mario
Dylan: and not put them in?
Dylan: Chuck Quizmo: 6-coin question: Am I a worm? And if you say "yes", I'll make you play Mario is Missing
Dylan: for the rest of your life!

Martin: In the game of Jeopardy between Mario, Shadow Mario, and Mario's shadow, it surprised no one that
Martin: Mario's shadow was beating the other two.

Luigi_Ownz: Quizmo: Ok, this question is for Metal Mario. Who invented dental floss?
Luigi_Ownz: Metal Mario: Metal Cheese!
Luigi_Ownz: Shadow Mario: Liquid Cheese!
Luigi_Ownz: Nobody knew for sure what Metal Mario, Shadow Mario, and Mario were doing.
Luigi_Ownz: Yoshi in the audience: I need to wiz.

ultragm2003: "And the winner is... Mario! No, not you."

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Chuck Quizmo: And your question is... Which one of you is the real Mario?
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Chuck Quizmo: Instead of a Star Piece, you win a date with Vanna T!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Chuck Quizmo: And your question is... WAZZUP? **GOOD PRIZE**
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Chuck Quizno: Mmmm... Toasty!

Double D: When Roy asked Lemmy to spruce up his Sports Hall, he had no idea what he was in for.
Double D: Chuck Quizmo: Welcome to the new spinoff of Family Feud: Rival Feud!
Double D: Mario soon realized that Wario and Waluigi had broken his buzzer.
Double D: Mario was elated at winning the contest; however, his mood quickly saddened when he saw how
Double D: much tax was due on it.
Double D: Mario: I win... a Star Piece?! That isn't even real currency! **GOOD PRIZE**

Kyle Koopa: Quizmo: Since Mario is so stupid, we just mached him up with weird-looking clones of himself
Kyle Koopa: so he would have some kind of chance to win.

Blue Boo: Chuck: And 1,000,000 coins goes to the guy who can guess how many fingers I'm holding up!
Blue Boo: Mario: (Boy, the other contestants sure are ugly!)

Starwind Koopa: Real Mario: I'm sick of this game, all my opponents just buzz in before me and steal my
Starwind Koopa: cheesy (pun intended) answer!

Jeff the Great: Paper Mario 2:  Attack of the Clones.
Jeff the Great: Unaware that he had suddenly and mysteriously turned into a worm, Alex Trebek wondered
Jeff the Great: why everyone was laughing at him.

Ethan: Chuck Quizmo:  Ok, so the score is: Real Mario: 12; Shadow Mario: DK; and Mario Statue: O, and one
Ethan: of the displays is broken. YAY!
Ethan: Mario:  Momba-mia!  Why must-a Chuck Quizmo's quizzes be like-a this in-a Paper Mario-a 2?!
Ethan: Yoshi in audience: Oh, NOW I see why they say Mario is a moron... they mistook him for the statue!

Delta: Quizmo: Introducing our first contestant- MARIO! Second, MARIO! Third, MARIO!
Delta: Bowser won't be too happy about this!

Captain Yoshikano: Trippple the fun of Mario.
Captain Yoshikano: Chuck Quizmo: Who are the two other Marios?!
Captain Yoshikano: Somehow, I don't find this funny, but only the lovely assistant does...
Captain Yoshikano: Mario Blue and Gray: Will you go out with us and not Quizmo's red assistant?!

Boo #2: Chuck Quizmo: Annnnnd the final questions are "Which Mario is real?" and "Is that Kirby between
Boo #2: Lakitu and Yoshi?"
Boo #2: Dark Evil Mario in the audience: Now's my chance to close in on Kirby and send him back to Dream
Boo #2: Land! Hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha!!!

Dark Koopa: Chuck Quizmo: The first question is: How many centimeters are there in 8 centimeters? Uhh...
Dark Koopa: let's skip that question!

Tommy Koopa: Mario, Shadow Mario, and Metal Mario fight on the new game show, Mushroom Feud!

Rocky Wrench: Chuck Quizmo: No! Two plus two does not equal cheese!

Waluigi's Twin: Chuck Quizmo: Okay, for 10,000 coins, which is the real Paper Mario?

Koopland: Ice Mario: Why does Chuck Quizmo get Vanna T?

Princess Peach: Chuck Quizmo: I'm sorry, your answer must be in the form of a question. But we have a
Princess Peach: lovely consolation prize for you!
Princess Peach: Chuck Quizmo: So, Vanna, who will it be? Bachelor number one, Bachelor number two, or
Princess Peach: Bachelor number three?
Princess Peach: Chuck Quizmo: All three of our contestants CLAIM to be the real Mario, but only one of
Princess Peach: them signed THIS confession...

Denny W. Koopa: Real Mario: Thank you, Crystal King, for teaching this move to me. Now you press A, I'll
Denny W. Koopa: press B, and you press C.

Dark Koopa: After stating he was Mario a few hundred times, Mario finally showed his Final Jeopardy answer, Dark Koopa: which was a schedule of  the very scary Disney Channel.

Dark Paratroopa: Mario: I'd like to-a buy a vowel. I'll buy a Z.
Dark Paratroopa: The audience is baffled when Mario is asked "Which character were you in Super Smash
Dark Paratroopa: Brothers Melee?"
Dark Paratroopa: Mario is tricked on FOX's new reality TV show, "You are an Idiot!"
Dark Paratroopa: Mario discovers what it's like to be a gullable moron playing on a gameshow...

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Chuck: Okay, for the first question. Who is the real Mario?
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Vanna T: Now that we have all three Marios, we'll be able to take over the world!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: As all the Marios were gathered in one area, they had trouble getting Chuck
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Quizmo's lip off the mike.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Luigi: So THAT's how many Marios it takes it takes to enter a quiz show.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Chuck: Well, here are the standings. Paper Mario has 3 points, Metal Mario has 0
Miles "Thumbs" Power: points, Shadow Mario has -7 points, and a random audience member has 12943
Miles "Thumbs" Power: points. Who will win? ***FIRST PRIZE***

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