Kirby 25: Bumpty 1: Wha?! There was no snow!
Kirby 25: Bumpty 2: Sorry, that Gondilla is not working.

Ludwiggy Koopa: And then the penguin fell off the cliff and died a horrible death involving sharp rocks, Ludwiggy Koopa: snow, and a two-pound bowling ball named Steve.

Blue Boo: Middle Penguin: I wonder how long it'll take for him to realize that that snow is super glue...?
Blue Boo: Penguin: Hmm... That 13 means bad luck... SOMETHING horrible will happen today, but I don't
Blue Boo: know what it is... Oh well, time to go skiing down this slope.

Metru-Koopa: Failure SMW2 Level #5472.
Metru-Koopa: Moral of the Caption: SKIING TIME!

Bobby: Bumpty whispering: Do we have to go to all this trouble just to find what ski size his feet are?
Bobby: ***FIRST PRIZE***
Bobby: Bumpty on skis: IT'S TOO HIGH, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY A 2-FOOT DROP!
Bobby: Bumpty with earmuffs: Oh, yes, this is the evil mountain on which you die... er, I mean, the bunny
Bobby: slope.

Dupli-Puff: And that's how the Bumpty Penguin became extinct.

Cosmic H: Bumpty with skis: Um, there are a lot of sharp rocks at the bottom... er... what the...
Cosmic H: Bumpty whispering: HEY! YOU! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?! YOU CAN TAKE THOSE
Cosmic H: EARMUFFS OFF FOR A START!

Tommy Koopa: Ski Penguin: You'd think this mountain would be closed after that earthquake.

Dark Paratroopa: Dude, ke actually believes in "Rock Skiing".
Dark Paratroopa: This dangerous, life-threatening height seems safe.
Dark Paratroopa: We now go to contestent number 7, as he gets ready to go off the peak of Mt.
Dark Paratroopa: OMGimgonnadie.

Amazzee Dazzee: Any last words before you die?!

Waluigi's Twin: Penguin with skis: Whatever happened to those snowmen from Yoshi's Island?! **GOOD Waluigi's Twin: PRIZE**

Luigi_Master: Whispering Penguin: He is so superstitious of number 13!

Gamechamp: Penguin: Um... Are you guys sure straight down drops into pits of acid are the style these days?

Delta: Penguin: I will face my fears, and brave- THE FIVE INCH DROP!

Captian Cool: Unknown to all penguins, the wagon wheel in the booth is about to fall.

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Penguin in the middle: ... And so I told him that it was against company policy to let
Lil Miss Game & Watch: anyone ride the ski lifts down so he'd have to ski and...
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Penguin wearing green earmuffs: Hee hee hee! Oh, that was (hee hee) so mean! I
Lil Miss Game & Watch: have half a mind to (heh heh) tell on you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Penguin in the middle: As a prank, I made the hill 1 degree steeper!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Penguin on skis: That's the last time I play cards with that guy. He's freakin' ruthless,
Lil Miss Game & Watch: man! **GOOD PRIZE**

PurpleKoopa: Bumpty on skis: Guys? I can handle this death riding, straight down slope... but how can an
PurpleKoopa: anime sweatdrop form up here way above sea level?
PurpleKoopa: Bumpty without earmuffs: Can you help me try to poke my eye?

Kirbyfancobra: Try as he may, Little Pengy just couldn't get used to this new fad: 90 Degree Angle Death
Kirbyfancobra: Skiing.

Luigi_Ownz: Bumpty on skiis: You sure skiing down the top of Crystel Palace is safe?
Luigi_Ownz: Bumpty with earmuffs: What did you say? I can't hear you!
Luigi_Ownz: Bumpty on skiis: I could've had a nice job at McDonalds, but nooooo. I had to be a dare devil.

Dark Koopa: Left Penguin: I wish I hadn't forgotten to pay the phone bill.

Dasher Koopa: Bumpty Penguin talking to other Bumpty: He's so scared, he made a horrid anime reference!
Dasher Koopa: Bumpty Penguin with skis: I thought pretending to be a Dr. Freezegood would make me used
Dasher Koopa: to skiing! But NOOOOOOOOO...
Dasher Koopa: While many would think the Bumpty Penguin is scared of heights, he actually has a phobia of
Dasher Koopa: 13 and decided to jump off the mountain for safety.

Yoshi Dino: Penguin: Their talking is bugging me.

Seth: Bumpty 1: Another one's trying it... poor guy.
Seth: Bumpty with skis: Santa Claus has forgotten to leave me a present, so we've got to go after him...
Seth: HURRY, YOU TWO!!!

BiggeronLink: Penguin: Hmmmmm. This hill that is going straight down looks pretty fun... I'M GONNA TRY IT.

Cheeseboy: Bumpty Penguin 3: DANCE!!! Now let's continue about you robbing my house.

Double D: Nintendo never realized how popular the MP mini-game Desert Dash was until they saw how far
Double D: away it was being played.
Double D: Whispering Penguin: He still doesn't realize that I took his earmuffs!
Double D: Skiing Penguin: I wish I had taken more lessons...
Double D: The penguins were excited about their skiing trip until they saw how high the lifts were above the
Double D: ground.
Double D: Laughing Penguin: Haha! He's going to ski over that drop-off? Puh-lease! Like I would fall for that
Double D: one!
Double D: Poster: Come to Ski Mountain! For a nominal fee of one million coins, you can come and ski over
Double D: drop-offs, ride on our dangerously old lifts, and if you survive that, get dashed to bits on jagged
Double D: rocks below! Call 1-800-SUICIDE. You'll never forget it!

Dylan: Sign: Do not read this sign.
Dylan: Penguin on skis: This expert's track looks easy.
Dylan: Penguin on skis: Why did I volunteer to be an obstacle on this new Mario Kart: Double Dash track?
Dylan: Why?
Dylan: Just another victim of world 6-5 of Mario VS Donkey Kong.

Huge Iggy fan: Bumpty: (Must stay calm. Breathe in. Breathe out. Ignore the graveyard made for the victims
Huge Iggy fan: of this slope down there...)

Ninja-Z: Bumpty Penguin with skis: Geez, those guys got to ride Ski Lift 7 while I had to ride Ski Lift 13... what
Ninja-Z: if I bump into Barney, or a bear mauls me? I'M UNLUCKY!!!
Ninja-Z: Advertiser: A day without a safety-approved ski course, is like a day without Corn Pops. Gotta have
Ninja-Z: my Pops.

Denny W. Koopa: Skiing Penguin: Where's Parakarry when I need him?
Denny W. Koopa: Penguin about to ski: No, my friend won't tell his cousin about my fear of heights, he has
Denny W. Koopa: earmuffs anyways.

Orange Chainchomp: Penguin: Guess I can't go skiing now, dumb summer vacation!

Ninja-Z: Bumpty Penguin's sweat had thawed all of the snow on the mountain, and just now he realized it was
Ninja-Z: a bad idea to super glue his feet to the skis...

Fun Guy Fungi: And so, to prove his courage, the foolish penguin attempted the famous "Suicide Slope".

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Announcer: Welcome back to the 2nd annual ski championships. We've been waiting
Miles "Thumbs" Power: 16 straight hours and contestent one has yet to move...
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Penguin in background: I wonder when he realizes we super-glued his skis to the
Miles "Thumbs" Power: ground.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Penguin: How am I supposeed to ski?! There's no snow and it's a vertical drop!!!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Too bad Penguins are better swimmers than flyers.

MetaKnight: Penggy: If I die then Lemmy gets all of my money!

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