Blue Boo: E. Gadd's new installment to the Poltergust allowed Luigi to use the characters Nintendo
Blue Boo: abandoned as weapons. Unfortunately, the plumber never did find it all that useful.

Parakarry123$: Luigi: Hey, Mario, guess who didn't suck up Captain Falcon like I did last time? Come Parakarry123$: on, guess!

Ninja-Z: Luigi: HAHAHA! Hope you like the inside of my Poltergust 3000, cuz it's... Oh, wait, this is the
Ninja-Z: pasta maker, and I forgot to take out the pasta sauce... Wonder how Bow will take it?
Ninja-Z: Bow: WAIIIITT! I got five children and a husband, please... Wait, they all died... still, WAIII-
Ninja-Z: *slurp*
Ninja-Z: To get revenge on Mario for making him stay out of Paper Mario, Luigi went and turned
Ninja-Z: everyone in that game green.
Ninja-Z: Luigi: (low, deep-pitched voice) I am the Ghostinator, and I am back... WITH CLEANING
Ninja-Z: UTENSILS!
Ninja-Z: Luigi: As the new ghost watcher, I demand you give those hair decorations to me, because
Ninja-Z: YOU HAVE NO HAIR!!!
Ninja-Z: Bow: (Mario's voice) Luigi, you-a idiot! Stop dragging me around with the-a plunger!
Ninja-Z: Luigi: (cool attitude) Come on an' dance, pretty ghost, cuz this is gonna be yo last dance,
Ninja-Z: gi'l.
Ninja-Z: Poltergust 3000: (de do de) You have ghost! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Ninja-Z: Bow: No comprendo, senorita pesos no- WAHHHH- *gulp* *BURP*
Ninja-Z: Luigi swallowed one too many smuggled Mushrooms, eh?
Ninja-Z: Bow: Mariiooo, Luigi's been watching Ghostbusters again!
Ninja-Z: Luigi: I'm not letting you go until you tell me where the bathroom is!
Ninja-Z: Luigi: STOP SINGING OPERA!!! Aughaaaa!!!
Ninja-Z: Luigi kept wondering why Bow wouldn't get sucked in, even when the words 'vaacum is full
Ninja-Z: you inexperienced bozo' flashed on the Game Boy Horror.
Ninja-Z: Luigi must have misunderstood when Bow said 'show me your moves' at the great
Ninja-Z: Mushroom Kingdom ballroom dance.
Ninja-Z: Bow: Are you pulling my tail? For the last time, the chicken did NOT come before the e- *glup*

Metaknight: Bow: WRONG BOO YOU MORON!!!

Slimer49'r: Luigi: BOW! YOU EVIL MENACE TO SOCIETY! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, AND THAT WAS...
Slimer49'r: eat the last of my pepperoni, WAHHHHH! *sniff*
Slimer49'r: Unbeknownst to Luigi, Bow had a midnight snack attack. She should have ordered
Slimer49'r: Dominos.

Mario Fanatic XV: Luigi: Now to just get rid of that annoying fairy for Link, and everyone will forfeit
Mario Fanatic XV: the next Super Smash Bros. game for me!
Mario Fanatic XV: Bow: This is no way to treat a lady!
Mario Fanatic XV: Who ya gonna call? Luigi!

Mario: What Luigi didn't know was that Mario was already dead and that was his ghost.

Dylan: Luigi's Mansion 2: When Luigi Goes Crazy- I Mean Crazier.
Dylan: Let's hope this isn't in Mario Party 6.

Waluigi's Twin: And this is why there will be a minimal chance that Bow will be in Paper Mario 2. **GOOD PRIZE**

Bobby: Luigi wondered if he should vacuum Bow in all the way, thus freeing his mansion of all
Bobby: ghosts, and- ah, forget it, where's that banana?
Bobby: Bow: I'M STILL NOT GIVING YOU MY PAYCHECK!

Denny W. Koopa: CAUTION! New Party Members will be in Paper Mario 2, because the old ones got
Denny W. Koopa: murdered by a man, tall, green, and slim.
Denny W. Koopa: Note to realize that Luigi was in a Tubba Blubba suit in Paper Mario.
Denny W. Koopa: Luigi: This would be the PERFECT present to give to Fice T!

Captain Yoshikano: Luigi: Gritting my teeth is the easiest way of catching ghosts  :D
Captain Yoshikano: Bow apperently never got a chance to take a smack at Luigi.

Huge Iggy fan: Bow: NOOOOO!!! Don't take me away from my delicious pie!

Star_Daniel: Luigi: Mamamia. I don't-a like this-a Paper Luigi's Mansion. It just-a too scary.
Star_Daniel: Maaaaariooooooooooooo!!!

Dupli-Puff: Luigi was determined to catch every ghost, though perhaps too determined.
Dupli-Puff: Bow: I'm telling you, I never ate your pasta!
Dupli-Puff: Luigi: Darn, who forgot to pay the background bill?

Shadow: Bow: IF YOU CALL ME UGLY ONE MORE TIME I WILL SMACK YOU WITH THIS FAN!!!
Shadow: Luigi: I've got you in the vaccum cleaner!

Tommy Koopa: Luigi knew he shouldn't, but the sight of Bow was just too much. Besides, he hadn't used his
Tommy Koopa: Poltergust 3002 yet.

Teela Yoshi: Lady Boo: Would you like to buy brownies to raise money for Girl Scouts?
Teela Yoshi: Luigi: HI-YA! KUNG FU POLTERGUST!!!

Link: In an attempt to be the only Mario goodguy that is green, Luigi resorts to eliminating Lady Bow and
Link: painting Yoshi to look like cheese, which would result in Mario having Yoshi fondue.
Link: Luigi: MUST DESTROY ALL BOOS AND OTHER GHOSTIE-THINGIES FOR ALL ETERNI- Oh!
Link: Crud-monkeys! I forgot the rest of my line!
Link: It seems that Bow has been possessing George W. Bush this whole time, so... HAPPY TAX-RAISER
Link: HUNTING, LUIGI!
Link: Announcer: And so, the lone hunter pounces upon its prey like a fat Italian plumber named Mario would
Link: do when it encounters a cheese-smothered plate of pasta.
Link: Newsguy: Luigi is currently holding Lady Bow of Boo Manor for a ransom of 300,000,000,000,000,000
Link: gold coins!
Link: Luigi must be trying to steal cheese from Bow!
Link: Luigi thinks Bow is either a portrait ghost or King Boo's wife.

Red Luigi: Bow: Gasp! You didn't shine me with your flashlight! That is against the law!
Red Luigi: Luigi: No, I was just trying to prove to Mario that you can suck up green paper.

vincent thomas: Steve Irwin: Watch as the wild plumber stalks and attacks his prey!

Dark Koopa: Luigi: Stupid vacuum. I said make green slime, not suck up green slime.

Fun Guy Fungi: Despite the obvious ally Bow was, Luigi felt that she had taken his place in Paper Mario...
Fun Guy Fungi: and besides, she was filthy.

Afri The Kirby Master: Ghost: My boyfriend is going to kill me for getting the dress he bought me ruined!

Klown Koopa: Bow: Luigi, your mansion is over there!

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Luigi finally had it with being neglected.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Mario: Gee, and Luigi said he was fine with me going on adventures with the others.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bow: King Who? I don't know what you're talking about!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bow: NO! This is Boo's Mansion! Not Luigi's Mansion!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: E. Gadd: That foolish Luigi doesn't realize that he is part of my brilliant plan for
Miles "Thumbs" Power: revenge! MWAH HA HA!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Tubba Blubba's new lackey.

Punisher: Luigi: My revenge has only just started, Bow! Muahahahahahahahaha!!!
Punisher: Mario (looking at the picture): This was the day when Luigi's fears got the best of him.
Punisher: The Ghostbusters newest member, Luigi!

Xandi222: To do this extremely hard "Luigi's Mansion" glitch, you need to first defeat Booloosus without Xandi222: saving once durring the game, then-

Double D: Luigi: Stupid ghost! Give me back my pretty red bows! **GOOD PRIZE**
Double D: Luigi: With this new vaccum, I'll only suck up bad ghosts! It's foolproof!
Double D: Luigi's revenge for Mario not taking him in Paper Mario.
Double D: It took Luigi five minutes before he realized that the ghost was cardboard and that Mario had set
Double D: up a secret camera, planning to send the tape in to Plit's Funniest Home Videos.

Kirby 25: Ending up in a dimension of darkness is the price for capturing Bow!
Kirby 25: Luigi: Now I can replace Bow in Paper Mario 2!
Kirby 25: Mario: If this wasn't a movie I would warn Luigi that that  was a Bob-omb that can still explode but
Kirby 25: was transformed into a Boo by one of Ludwig Thingnagabobs.
Kirby 25: Bow: The mansion you won is right behind this one, which belonged to my
Kirby 25: Great-great-great-great-(10 minutes later)-great Grandmother.

parakarry123$: Luigi: Yup, just sucking up another enemy. Yes-sir-ree-bob, I can't wait to win the ribbon for parakarry123$: "Enemy sucking hero".

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