Teela Yoshi: Wario: I DON'T WANT YOUR YOSHI SKULLS!!!
Teela Yoshi: I need to upgrade my computer.
Teela Yoshi: NO YOSHI SKULLS! I HAVE THOUSANDS OF 'EM!
Teela Yoshi: Computer: GET FREE trip to Oshi Falls! Click Here!!!
Teela Yoshi: Wario: MUST KEEP PLAYING! MUST FIND WALUIGI IN THIS "STAR WARS GALAXIES" GAME
Teela Yoshi: THINGY!!!
Teela Yoshi: Computer: Beep bop bowwweep! (I'm not even turned on, you idiot.)

Dark Koopa: Wario: Right click to open menu? What's the right way to click?
Dark Koopa: Wario: Press any key? Where's the any key? ***FIRST PRIZE***

Blue Boo: What happens when Wario discovers fake prizes on the Internet.

Ninja-Z: Computer: We are currently out of Burger King extra-fattening hamburgers, would you like to try a Ninja-Z: slim-fast instead, fatso?
Ninja-Z: Wario: Hmm... Should I buy the Golden Cross of Britain or the chocolate coins?
Ninja-Z: Wario: Hey, who's that ugly guy on the screen with the purple overalls, yellow shirt, crooked
Ninja-Z: moustache, and that stupid hat with a W? Oh, the computer isn't turned on?
Ninja-Z: This is what Wario does during the day: stare at a  blank computer screen while waiting for his order
Ninja-Z: of five mega-sized pizzas to come.
Ninja-Z: Wario starts to feel woozy upon realizing he had once paid for this disabled computer. **GOOD Ninja-Z: PRIZE**
Ninja-Z: Because Wario's arm was so short, he couldn't get the mouse to click on Lemmy at the Lemmy's
Ninja-Z: Land entrance.
Ninja-Z: And this is Wario's depiction of the 'young' billionare owner of Microsoft.

Bobby: Wario: Hey, there's Contest 73's picture, and- hey! Do I really look that ugly?
Bobby: Wario: Wow! This Lemmy's Land sounds like a great site!

Metru-Koopa: Tremble, computer systems, in the sight of... this weirdo who has this weird mustache?
Metru-Koopa: Wario: Check your Email, like Strong Bad does...

King Boo: Stupid hard drive!!!

Star_Daniel: Wario: Argh! I've been outbid by someone else! Now how am I supposed to get Wario World?!

Dark Paratroopa: Wario: OH NO! POP UP ADS!!!

MetaKnight: Wario: I hope I didn't sell my GameCube on Ebay.

Mario: Wario: AAAAHHHHHH!!! Not only is this a Mario site, but it's a Mario site without meeeeee! The horror!
Mario: Wario: Use the mouse?! I'm afraid of mice!
Mario: Obviously, that face means the sound plug got plugged into the monitor.

Denny W. Koopa: Wario: WHAT?! How could I lose in the Survivor Trimming?
Denny W. Koopa: Wario is on AIM with Bowser and DK talking about diets.
Denny W. Koopa: Wario is going through all the sections, getting ready for a Lemmy's Awesome Race
Denny W. Koopa: Trimming.
Denny W. Koopa: Wario got all his money off a credit card after buying a Bob-omb statue.

jesse: Not another pop up!

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Wario: Agh! Who downloaded this UGLY wallpaper?
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Computer: Microsoft has crashed. This is the blue screen of death. No one hears
Lil Miss Game & Watch: your screams.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Wario: Ahh! Spyware! *delete delete*

Waluigi's Twin: Computer: Congratulations, Wario, for destroying your System Harddrive, causing me to
Waluigi's Twin: explode in 3... 2... 1... BOOM!

link: Wario: Stupid $500,000,000 piece of junk! I can't believe that it can't even process data!

Miles "Thumbs" Power: After hours on the computer, Wario still hasn't realized that it isn't plugged in.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Lemmy: This is what happens when i'm away?
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Waluigi: Wario, stop playing that Wario Ware game for the PC. You haven't eaten or
Miles "Thumbs" Power: slept in three days!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Wario: I have to look on the Internet to find a way to make my face unfreeze.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Wario: I love online shopping! Oh look, a new hat for only five easy payments of
Miles "Thumbs" Power: 19.95, I love it! *click*
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Wario: Mario thinks he can beat me through this Online RPG, but I'll beat him!

Tommy Koopa: Wario: Must... find... cure for Ludwig's Lemmyfing potion!

Kirbyfancobra: Wario: WHY ARE THEY SELLING MY HOUSE ON EBAY?
Kirbyfancobra: Wario: What?! Sony is making a new handheld system? NOOOOO!!!

Jeff: Wario: Oh no! Lemmy's Land is down!
Jeff: Wario could only watch in horror as the computer turned his left eye into an apostrophe.
Jeff: To unwind, Wario often wrote scathing Emails to Bill Gates.
Jeff: I guess even the Mushroom Kingdom's computers have the "Blue Screen of Death".

Alexander von Koopa: Wario: Looks like Wario's Land won't be so easy to maintain.

Seth: Wario: Woah! I can see pictures of Peach behind her back!

Silver Knight: Wario: WHAT?! Outbid again?! Drat, I had 1,000,000 on that pair of Speedos...
Silver Knight: Wario: (coming back from checking his mailbox) Whaddaya mean I've got mail?!
Silver Knight: Wario: Why won't this darn computer come on?!

Captain Yoshikano: Wario: Oh no, my stocks are falling!!!
Captain Yoshikano: This would be that one day that Wario would be looking for a job...
Captain Yoshikano: Wario: I finally got all 883 pieces of the Cursed Aztect Gold!!!

HOLLY: Wow! 50% off overalls!

Brandon: Wario: Work you stupid computer!
Brandon: Apparently, Wario was bashing his computer for ten minutes until he finds out he had forgot to turn
Brandon: the computer on!
Brandon: Computer: Mario is better, Wario is a fat moron. BEEEEPPP!
Brandon: Wario is clicking on his pop-ups when his computer blows up! Apparently, Ludwig made it.
Brandon: Wario: NOOOOOOO!!! I GOT LAST PLACE IN WARIO'S PARTY!!!

Luigi_Ownz: Wario couldn't handle the fact the the $1,000,000 pop-up was fake.

Ludwig 222: Wario: Let me just click this... hey, wait a second... HOW DID MY COMPUTER GET A VIRUS?!

Fun Guy Fungi: Computer: You're so cheap that you got the rom for your own game; as such, I refuse to play
Fun Guy Fungi: the latest Wario Ware game.

Samma: Wario: Hmph! If I can't beat Mario in real life, I'll beat him over the Internet!

MarioFanaticXV: What?! First Mario, then Luigi, next Bowser, and now LEMMY?! Am I the only one without a
MarioFanaticXV: site?!

Dylan: Wario: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There are 2,000 pop-up messages!
Dylan: Little did Wario know that the antivirus scan he downloaded had a virus in it.
Dylan: Wario's new microgame in Wario Ware Inc: Survive being with Morton in a chat room. **GOOD PRIZE**
Dylan: Computer: I hope I wasn't built by Lud- BOOM!

Jack the Rippa: YES, ONLY FOUR MORE HOURS AND DOUBLE DRAGON WILL BE MINE!!!

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