Travis Brahm: Toad needs a job with a better healthcare plan.
Travis Brahm: I hope Toad has insurance.

Ninja-Z: Peach: Aaaaaand who wants this super deluxe real-life Toad? 99 coins... 99 coins, people!

MetaKnight: Peach: Toad, protect me!

Waluigi's Twin: As you can see, by offering Toad in her place, the enemies just got more angry.

Slimer49'r: Peach: Okay, Toad, I love you and all, but... Human Shield!
Slimer49'r: King Boo: Hey! You're not allowed to do that in tag!
Slimer49'r: And so it was that Peach was banished from the foremost international school of tag forever
Slimer49'r: shamed.

DaKingKoopa: Big Boo: Ok, Peach and Toad, we'll knock you unconscious and bring you to Bowser!
DaKingKoopa: Podoboo: Uh... oh... I LIT THE BOB-OMB'S FUSE! RUUUUN!
DaKingKoopa: Obviously, the writer of this game needs to take a vacation.
DaKingKoopa: Bob-omb: Uh, what were we gonna do again before I blow up?
DaKingKoopa: Little did Peach know that the Big Boo, Little Boo, Bandit, Bob-omb, Thwomp, Bonzai Bill,
DaKingKoopa: and Podoboo were actually after her Toad doll!
DaKingKoopa: It's the new game: Peach and Toad Are Being Attacked by Bowser!

Nightshade: Podoboo: Wow, the line is so long that this must be the best ride ever!
Nightshade: Peach had used her Magic Toad to conjure a Thwomp to smush the Boos, but her aim was a bit
Nightshade: off.
Nightshade: When Animals Attack- a vicious Peach completely destroys innocent minions.

LittleBoo: Peach: Toad! Help m- HEY! This isn't Super Smash Bros. Melee!

Metru-Koopa: Toad: *BOOM* ARGH! THE AGONY!
Metru-Koopa: The only technique Peach knows in this new Mario game of some sort is to use Toad as a
Metru-Koopa: defense from all of Bowser's minor baddies.
Metru-Koopa: The neighbors decided to protest against Princess Peach by raiding the Mushroom Castle
Metru-Koopa: and stealing valuable items.
Metru-Koopa: Toad: NO! I'M TOO WEAK AND HELPLESS TO FACE ENEMIES LIKE THIS! MOMMY!!!
Metru-Koopa: Lesson #253 on self-defense.

Kirbyfancobra: Amidst all the battle and confusion, nobody noticed the Bob-omb's fuse was lit.

Toddy Koopa: Thwomp: How did I get way out here?
Toddy Koopa: Toad: That Bob-omb knows it was me who ran over his pizza in Contest 79!

Dasher Koopa: Toad: They don't pay me enough... *grumble*

Gamechamp: Toad: Why did I sign up for this job?
Gamechamp: Toad: I thought you said this was an ice cream party!

Evan: Toad: I'd better get paid for this...

Davtwan: Apparently, Super Smash Brothers Melee has became a reflex to her...

Kazimir: Peach: I just LOVE playing "Knock-over-the-badguy-with-a-Toad"!
Kazimir: Peach uses Toad as a human shield.
Kazimir: Peach: Hot Foot is the traitor! Now let me go!

Green Yoshi: Peach: First Luigi runs off to that big mansion to save Mario from ghosts, and now I have to Green Yoshi: save Toad.
Green Yoshi: Toad: Hey! A cornfield!

Punisher: This was the first time Toad wished he had a better job.
Punisher: All the bad guys: We are not worthy to him!
Punisher: Peach: Sorry Toad, it is either you or me.
Punisher: Peach knew keeping Toad in her dress was a good idea.

Dash: Toad: I thought my contract expired after Super Smash Brothers Melee!
Dash: And THIS is how Peach reacts when Toad steals her pancakes.
Dash: Podoboo: Uh... Bob-omb? I just lit your- *BOOM!*
Dash: Boo: You can't fool us, Toad. We KNOW that you're hiding the princess!
Dash: Toad: The things I do for one coin...
Dash: Bandit: Uh, Thwomp? You're right above me- *SMASH!*
Dash: Director: CUT! Bring in the real Toad.***FIRST PRIZE***
Dash: Bullet Bill: How come I'm like this when there are no cannons around anywhere?

MarioFanaticXV: Did you now that the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Melee had fifty-TWO event
MarioFanaticXV: matches?
MarioFanaticXV: You must wonder, how does the Podoboo stand by the Bob-omb without setting it off
MarioFanaticXV: instantaneously?

Yoshiguy: Toad: Will you stop using me as a shield if I switch to GIECKO?
Yoshiguy: Thwomp: Idiot Peach.
Yoshiguy: Bonzai Bill: Y'know I can kill you both, right?
Yoshiguy: Spark: (I hope Bob-omb doesn't notice that I'm LIGHTING him.)
Yoshiguy: Boo: I need a vacation.

A-chana: Peach: They'll NEVER find me behind this Toad...**GOOD PRIZE**

Antwan: Toad: Lady, just because you're royality, doesn't mean you can pick anyone off the road to protect
Antwan: yourself.

Star_Daniel: Peach: Boolossus, you shouldn't kidnap me either!
Star_Daniel: Toad: Peach, this isn't helping at all.
Star_Daniel: Boolossus: You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha!

bomb-bomb: Toad: I should have called in sick today.

link: Looks like Toad is going to have a nice day... (Yeah right!)

Cheesemanguy: This is why Peach took self-defense for sissies.
Cheesemanguy: Toads work better than reflector shields.
Cheesemanguy: Peach: He's got seven more lives than me! Take the Toad!
Cheesemanguy: Toad loves pain and hamburgers eat people in RandMcNally.

Darkmatt: Bonzai Bill: Yeah, that's her! Now, hold her down for me...
Darkmatt: Bandit: Hmm... That's not the baby, but it kinda looks like one; let's grab it.

Fun Guy Fungi: Even all of the minions of Bowser could not stand up to Toad, who wore his lucky tire on his
Fun Guy Fungi: foot.

Prince Larry: Princess Toadstool's ultimate defense against Bowser's forces.

Dark Koopa: Big Boo: Hey, can you tell us how to get to the hardware store?

DarkAngel: Shy Guy: I hope I don't die while standing under this Thwomp, and between this lit Bob-omb and DarkAngel: this Podoboo...
DarkAngel: Toad: *GASP* That Bob-omb's shoe is untied!
DarkAngel: Thwomp: (When the time is right, I'll squash this stupid Shy Guy!
DarkAngel: Toad: This is one of those days...

Dylan: When Peach gets over-confident with her SSBM move.
Dylan: The really strange thing in this picture is the Boos having yellow teeth.
Dylan: Toad: Peach, I think you should stick with calling Mario and Luigi for help.

Blue Boo: Toad: Hehe... Peach is stupid. See, they're gonna go after the important characters.

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: OK! I'll take it back! You ARE prettier than Daisy!**GOOD PRIZE**
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Peach: But i do have good news, Toad. I just saved a bunch of money on my car
Miles "Thumbs" Power: insurance by switching to Gieco!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: I think that new perfume is working a little too well.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Podoboo: Little does Bandit know, Thwomp, Bob-omb, and I created this whole thing
Miles "Thumbs" Power: to get revenge on him for stealing my copy of Paper Mario! I just said that out loud,
Miles "Thumbs" Power: didn't I?

Denny W. Koopa: Toad: NO! Not this move again! It's bad enough when I have to run from side to side on a
Denny W. Koopa: Yoshi battlefield, but I am NOT TAKING DAMAGE!
Denny W. Koopa: When Peach pulled out Toad to block herself, Toad belched and the Bob-omb got scared.

corbin the crazy yoshi: Peach: Hey, there's a bug on my sleeve. Toad, can you shield me against all these corbin the crazy yoshi: enemies that could kill you?

Bigbadblake14: Peach: Maybe I can use Toad to block every single enemy in Mario history.

drew: Toad: Why did I have to be in Melee?

Kat & Ana: Toad: I hate my job.

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