Mariaslilgrl: Luigi: Hmm... I dont know. Should I really get you down for three pairs of shades? Hmm...

Toddy Koopa: Luigi: Good thing I stopped to tie my shoe.

Parakarry123$: Luigi: Sorry, I only help Koopalings with no hair, a pink shell, a pink head, and red
Parakarry123$: sunglasses.
Parakarry123$: Luigi: So it's STEP on the X and I will get attacked by BOWSER? Of course I'll do it!
Parakarry123$: Roy was expecting the pie to appear instead of Luigi.

Dash: Luigi didn't know whether to free Roy, turning the bad side to the good side and giving peace to the Dash: Mushroom Kingdom, or to get the scrumptious berries.
Dash: Rope: Please, free me from this Roy!
Dash: Roy: It's not a trap, it's a captive plan!
Dash: Luigi: Roy, have you gotten smaller?

Punisher: Luigi: Roy, can you show me how your trap works again?
Punisher: Roy's plans always fail, just like Ludwig's inventions.
Punisher: Luigi: Did you get on Bowser's bad side again, Roy?
Punisher: This is the number one reason why the Koopas fail.
Punisher: Larry (in the bush): Blackmail!
Punisher: Roy: Luigi, can you help me? I kinda fell into my own trap.

mathgrant: Tonight, on Mysteries of Mysteryness: How Roy casts a white X-shaped shadow!
mathgrant: Luigi: DRAT! We were supposed to get Roy's finger, not his foot! I knew I shouldn't have let The
mathgrant: Cheat do this!
mathgrant: Roy ran out of O's, so he used Luigi to represent his enemy in the forest's Tic-Tac-Toe
mathgrant: tournament.
mathgrant: Roy: Hey, Luigi! I found the "grass that spells Atticus"! One scavenger hunt item left!
mathgrant: Roy: With my magic finger, I shall make numbers fall on either side of the times sign, and start my
mathgrant: own math game!
mathgrant: Roy: Before you capture me, please consider buying the Bowser Koopa Tooth Whitening System!
mathgrant: I used it, and it worked wonders! LOOK!
mathgrant: Luigi: Mario, you moron. Next Halloween, try not to wear such a convincing Roy costume!
mathgrant: Roy: DARN IT! I can't seem to hit Luigi or the X with this bungee cord!

Metaknight: Roy: Help an old friend in need?

DarkAngel: Roy: Hey, Luigi! Come stand on this X so I can kill you!
DarkAngel: Luigi: Well, that's something you don't see everyday....
DarkAngel: Luigi: I'm not that stupid, am I?
DarkAngel: Luigi: I just wanted to take a walk in the woods!!!
DarkAngel: Luigi: I wonder if Roy knows that the rope isnt tied to his foot securely...
DarkAngel: Roy: Hey, Luigi, come and tell me if I have something in my teeth, would ya?
DarkAngel: The X: Hey, Luigi, come and stand on this Roy!
DarkAngel: Luigi: Something tells me I should take the long detour that doesn't go over that X...
DarkAngel: Luigi: Excuse me, Roy, I need to get through.
DarkAngel: Luigi: I wonder why those two trees are going sidways like that...
DarkAngel: Roy: Aw... Look at this ladybug I found in the trees! It's so cute!

Yoshi kid: Roy: ONCE! I don't want to fall into a trap!
Yoshi kid: Luigi: That's letter X, huh? Now Mario can continue the alphabet!

Dupli-Puff: Roy: If you untie me, I'll hurt you enough to put you in the hospital for a week.
Dupli-Puff: Roy: Hey, green Mario-like guy, since you aren't Mario and won't try to kill me, could you untie
Dupli-Puff: me?
Dupli-Puff: Roy's game of charades with Luigi was a bit too extreme.

Dark Koopa: Roy: Come here, I want to tell you a secret. (whispering) You have something in your teeth.
Dark Koopa: Luigi: Fool me six or less times, shame on you. Fool me seven or more times, shame on me.

Dylan: Roy: You'll never believe what I found in this tree! We need it to survive in the forest! It's mustard!
Dylan: Roy: If you let me out of this trap, I'll give you 100,000,000 coins. (to himself) Chocolate coins that is.

Jeff the Great: On the first day of shooting, things go horribly wrong on the set of the new "Crocodile
Jeff the Great: Hunter" show.
Jeff the Great: Luigi: Looks like I caught something in my Koopa Trap!

Waluigi's Twin: Luigi: Darn, now how will I ever catch Mario for his weekly shots at the doctor?

MarioFanaticXV: Roy had to ignore it when Bowser called Roy on the cell phone, and Bowser didn't like it
MarioFanaticXV: when all Roy said was "I'm all tied up at the moment!"

nikolas: ROY: COME HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU!

Shadow Mario: Luigi: Okay, I got Roy! Now... what was I gonna do to him?
Shadow Mario: Luigi: The white X and Roy tied up seem obviously like a trap, but I'll opt for the five-foot
Shadow Mario: drop.

Drew: This is the #2 reason Roy is dumber then Morton.

Gastlis: The question is, what is that rope attached to?

DaKingKoopa: Roy: (angrily) Oh, Luigi, get over here so that I CAN PUNCH YOU!
DaKingKoopa: Luigi: Is this one of those macho things?
DaKingKoopa: Grass: Why is the word "Atticus" still on me?
DaKingKoopa: X: I... I mean, X marks the spot!
DaKingKoopa: For a limited time, get this cool Roy-hanging-by-a-string doll for just $19.95!
DaKingKoopa: Berries: I hope a Yoshi doesn't come to eat us...
DaKingKoopa: It's the mystery of the century, where the string holding Roy by the ankle is tied to!
DaKingKoopa: Roy: You'll get a surprise if you come over here, Luigi.
DaKingKoopa: Roy: HOW DO I GET MYSELF INTO THESE MESSES?!
DaKingKoopa: Yoshi (offscreen): Yoshi set trap for Roy so Yoshi can eat Roy!

Davtwan: Roy: See, that's how it works, and now you'll be caught in my trap for sure, Luigi!
Davtwan: Luigi: Why should I help you? You're the strong one!
Davtwan: Luigi: Hey Mario, there's candy in this piñata...
Davtwan: Roy: If you say I'm "hanging with you", you're so dead!
Davtwan: Luigi: Get out of the way, Roy, I'm trying to get some treasure here!
Davtwan: Now you know why Roy has a pink color...

MaskedMan: Roy: Pull my finger.

Kirby 25: In order to beat the Mario Brothers, Roy has set a trap.

Perky: Luigi: Um, Roy... the fruits have pink spots, so they must be sick!

corbin the crazy yoshi: Roy's trap to catch Luigi, GONE WRONG!!!

The Fuzzy: Luigi: (Don't make eye contact...)

Kirbyfancobra: Roy: Nice work, Luigi. You tied me up, painted a big white X under me, and worst of all, YOU
Kirbyfancobra: ELONGATED MY FINGER!

LittleBoo: Roy: If you get me down I'll never ever put you into my boxing ring. But only if you put me down.
LittleBoo: (Hehehe...)

Green Yoshi: Luigi: Hey, I don't remember a Koopaling here.
Green Yoshi: Roy: This trap was supposed to catch Toad in the last contest! I can't take it, he's so annoying!
Green Yoshi: Luigi: Is someone talking about me?
Green Yoshi: Roy: Oh great, I'm stuck with an idiot too.

Cheeseboo: Spider-roy, Spider-roy, beating up defenseless green men.
Cheeseboo: Roy: Um... You see I was going to give you, um... pancakes, and I, you know... the aliens. Cheeseboo: ***FIRST PRIZE***

Blue Boo: Luigi didn't quite approve of Spiderman's new replacement...

Ethan: Failed Booby-trap Roy comes with everything you see here! Puzzled Luigi sold separately, berry
Ethan: bushes not included.
Ethan: Luigi: Hey, you were trying to make me wet my pants, weren't you? Well guess what, Roy, it's not
Ethan: working!

Kat & Ana: This is what happens when you watch too much Tarzan...

Wooster: Thus bringing a new meaning to the term "Wish you were here."

Cheesemanguy: Roy Koopa: Stupid "Making Traps for Dummies" book!
Cheesemanguy: This is the last time Luigi will ever play hangman.
Cheesemanguy: Roy did read the instructions, he just forgot to read the part that said "Adult supervision
Cheesemanguy: required".
Cheesemanguy: Luigi: No fair! I'm supposed to fall into the trap!
Cheesemanguy: Roy: Do you like my new sunglasses?
Cheesemanguy: Roy: Fifty coins says Mario will fall into the same trap. **GOOD PRIZE**
Cheesemanguy: Roy: JETSON!!! Err... I mean, LUIGI!!!
Cheesemanguy: Roy: Come on! You can do better than this!

Darkmatt: Roy: Uhhh, no! The treasure's up there!

bonzi boo: Roy: Could you help me out? I need to attack you.

Ninja-Z: Roy: Aww.... Someone needs a hug and a ki- AHH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ninja-Z: Luigi: Who knew car salesman would go this far just to sell a worn-out jalopy? **GOOD PRIZE**

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