Bobby: Wily: Stupid Boo! Gimme back the hat!

Dash: Baby Radio: ...and then Mario jumped. Turn the page!
Dash: Salesman: And so, that's why you should buy this game! Side effects may include hats, bananas, you
Dash: turning into a TV with stick arms and legs, big Lakitu heads looking at you, Yoshi's that have turned
Dash: into bushes, or insanity.
Dash: Lakitu: Is my nose really that big?
Dash: Dr. Wily: For the last time, I am NOT going to buy one of your wigs!
Dash: Yoshi: Let's see... Sprites were used to make this picture, it has a Boo with a 'stache, it says it was
Dash: done by Blue Boo... Latisha made this!
Dash: Boo: Isn't it kinda hard to have a mustache if I don't have a nose?
Dash: Mario: Dr. Wily? I'M THE ONLY DOCTOR AROUND HERE!
Dash: Bowser: From now on, I'm sticking to capturing Toadstool.
Dash: Bowser: The only way to go is UP! ... Wait...

Wooster: The war room was set, the fellow generals were dismayed that their biggest threat would be a
Wooster: forehead polish ad.

Davtwan: Mario: Not now, Bowser! Can it wait 'til tomorrow?
Davtwan: Mario: Ok, I think the crossovers are going a little too far...
Davtwan: Mario: Man, life is so boring...
Davtwan: Luigi (offscreen): Ok, like it or not, I'm tearing down this wallpaper!
Davtwan: Mario: Now move the right antenna a bit more to the right...
Davtwan: Mario: Not now Bowser, my favorite show is on!
Davtwan: Contests 78, and 79 were weird enough, but come on!
Davtwan: Nice try Blue Boo, but Contest 71 is still the weirdest picture.

MetaKnight: Boo: Look at Ludwig's new TV and do as he commands!

Yoshi kid: Lakitu: Sorry Boo, but I can't afford another hitman.

DaKingKoopa: Yoshi: (to himself) Soon, Yoshi can eat TV!
DaKingKoopa: This is the last time Bowser and Mario watch a TV with arms and legs show off while showing
DaKingKoopa: a Dr. Wily picture.
DaKingKoopa: Lakitu: What am I doing here?
DaKingKoopa: Lakitu: Hey! It costs five coins for each ticket for watching our TV! You didn't pay!
DaKingKoopa: If you peel the paper off and run into the brick wall behind it, you'll get a surprise.
DaKingKoopa: Statue thing: I wonder why that Boo with a mustache and a hat is in here?
DaKingKoopa: Dr. Wily: You fools! You actually took the chance to watch the TV which I am in!
DaKingKoopa: Dr. Wily: This plan is brilliant! Once they watch this TV long enough, a warp will appear and
DaKingKoopa: make these two idiots slip into another dimension! BWAHAHAHA!
DaKingKoopa: French/English Boo: I am ze security! I vill have no choice but to give you ze boot out ov 'ere!
DaKingKoopa: French/English Boo: Yes, it's me, Lakitu. I'm in disguise.
DaKingKoopa: It's the new, pointless game, Watch the TV!
DaKingKoopa: Bowser: Yo, Mario, is that an anvil I see trying to fall on your head?
DaKingKoopa: Bowser: Hahaha, I LOVE it when Mario watches TV! Whenever he lays eyes on one, he's
DaKingKoopa: helpless! Now I'll be able to destroy him! GWAHAHAHA!

Dylan: Mario: You'd better predict the weather right today!

Orange Chainchomp: Mario, Bowser, and Yoshi: Must look at TV...

LittleBoo: TV: Now for Mega Man!
LittleBoo: Yoshi: Yay! Mega Man! Yoshi not know why tree in house. But we don't have pot to put tree in.
LittleBoo: Mario: MEGA MAN!
LittleBoo: Big Boo: Childish watching Mega Man. Ohh Blues Clues. Detective Big Boo will find the clues!
LittleBoo: Mario: The wall is torn off! THERE IS CHEESE!

Prof. Architect: The Boo, upon seeing the rare Yoshiberry tree, suddenly became an accountant.

Drew: Dr. Wily: Dance to ya left! Dis is your left...

Cheesemanguy: TV: Tonight, on the Megaman X Files...
Cheesemanguy: Einstein's afterlife - A walking, talking television set!!!
Cheesemanguy: TV: First I was a Goomba, then an apple tree. Now look at me! I'm still at the bottom of
Cheesemanguy: Yoshi's food chain!!!

Ninja-Z: Evil Doctor: NOO! I asked for ze science channel, not ze opera channel. Curses ze dancing TV.
Ninja-Z: Boo: Can't you just hear the windows breaking? Evil Angry Scientists and the TV Men will hit
Ninja-Z: Broadway in no time.
Ninja-Z: Lakitu: Did you use the right vaccine, Big Boo?
Ninja-Z: Bowser: Einstein's theory can beat yours any day!
Ninja-Z: Lakitu: The roles and actors have been decided; the Yoshi Tree will be George Washington and the
Ninja-Z: scientist inside the TV will be the cherry tree.
Ninja-Z: Scientist: I'll get you next time, James Boo, if it's the last thing I do!!!

Kirbyfancobra: Dr. Wily: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! With Megaman dead, I will finally take over the world! But first
Kirbyfancobra: I'm going to turn Yoshi's body into a tree.

Kirby 25: Mario: What kind of bedtime story is this, Luigi?
Kirby 25: Yoshi: Yoshi hungry for eat page.
Kirby 25: Big Boo: Bidding for paralyzed Mario starting at 200 coins!**GOOD PRIZE**

Super Goomba: Yoshi: WOOK AT YOSHI!!! YOSHI FUSED WITH TWEE!!!
Super Goomba: Mario and Bowser: YAY! Dr. Wily's gonna kil us! Goodbye cruel world... hello plates full of
Super Goomba: silver platters!!!

Darcy: Yoshi: What's happening to the screen?

JKoopa727: Mario always gets enemies, but when he's in front of the TV, not even Bowser can bother him.

Punisher: Mario: You know, Bowser, it always seems that these captions get weirder every week.
Punisher: Wily: Bow down to... Um, line!
Punisher: Yoshi: Yoshi no like bad man on TV. Yoshi eat bad man on TV.
Punisher: The moral here, is that there is no moral.

Martin: Bowser: It's not my fault! The red spot did it!
Martin: Guy on TV: I will now rock you out of your world with my new song "My Violin and Me!"

bonzi boo: Big Boo: Time now to solve the mystery of the living TV.

Jeff the Great: Dr. Wily just got odder and odder in his old age.
Jeff the Great: Lakitu and Big Boo: We'll send them cheesy movies, the worst that we can find (la la la).
Jeff the Great: ***FIRST PRIZE***
Jeff the Great: Lakitu: Take off that stupid disguise, Big Boo. Everyone knows it's you.

Super Mario: Guy on TV: You bumbling idiots! I told you to put that Super Growth Serum on the Yoshi,
Super Mario: wherever he is, not on the stupid Lakitu and Boo that can kill anybody when they get bigger
Super Mario: THAN THEM!
Super Mario: Bowser raised his hand, because he thought this was Science class due to the guy's white
Super Mario: coat.
Super Mario: Mario: Hey look, the chief went on TV, then turned himself into a TV!
Super Mario: Boo: Heeheehee! With this pathetic disguise I got from the 99-cent store, nobody will ever
Super Mario: know that I'm a Boo!
Super Mario: Yoshi: I can't believe they don't know I'm here, I'm practically standing in front of them behind a
Super Mario: tree that's shorter than me!
Super Mario: Bowser: College? I thought this place was McDonalds!
Super Mario: Mario: Don't look now, but someone popped out of the TV and is dancing to entertain us...
Super Mario: Lakitu: It's hard to call for your friend when he has two names.

bigbanginboo: Man on TV: HAHAHAHAHA! You will all DIE because the page is FALLING!!!

Antwan: (reading to children) Once upon a time there was a... um... ghost with a... disguise talking to a
Antwan: Lakitu spy, and you know TV these days... was... uh... bad walking robot machines or something like
Antwan: that...
Antwan: Boo: Typical... The babysitter left them watching TV again.
Antwan: Lakitu: I think somebody forgot to set the parental controls on that thing...
Antwan: Mario: Aw, man. PBS again?

Dark Koopa: Bowser: Don't jump! Actually... Do a flip!
Dark Koopa: Lakitu: For the last time, I'm not Sherlock, you're not Watson, and Yoshi is not Jack the Ripper.
Dark Koopa: **GOOD PRIZE**
Dark Koopa: Boo: How are we going to fix this mess? Oh, I see. We'll just rip this wall paper off.

mathgrant: Announcer: Watching evil guys televise their hypnotic messages across the nation while various
mathgrant: Mario characters act stupid is fun, but it won't save you money on car insurance! Why haven't you
mathgrant: called Geico?
mathgrant: Mario: HELP! We're on one of those white pads that you have to remove from those sticky things
mathgrant: so you can stick them to things!
mathgrant: As punishment for cooperating with the mad scientist, the Boo was forced to wear a costume that
mathgrant: made him look a jillion times older.
mathgrant: Mad Scientist: Will you put that freaking sandwich down?!

Parakarry123$: Bowser: Hey, radical dudes! Come do the cha-cha with the enchilada!
Parakarry123$: Lakitu: All this for saving the life of a dead ostrich...
Parakarry123$: Boo: What's so amazing about the wonders of a peeling brick wall? I certainly know! Let me
Parakarry123$: explain: It's red and very red. So, did I give you a good explanation?

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Big boo: They'll never recognize me now!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bowser: Wow, a TV that has arms and legs!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Guy on TV: I'm not a dancer, but I play one on TV.

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