Dash: Ludwig: What's our most dangerous mission, you say? Getting the cookie jar, of course!
Dash: Wendy: SO IT WAS YOU WHO MADE ME BALD?
Dash: Morton: Mah tough ith noth goingth bac into mah mouff.
Dash: Morton: One of Wendy's tantrums? Hey, everybody! I got the popcorn!
Dash: Morton: I thought I had a forked tongue.
Dash: Morton: Mmmmm... this bowl looks tasty!

Kirbyfancobra: Roy: Hahaha! Morton may have the Tongue of Terror and the Popcorn Bowl of Beasts, but I
Kirbyfancobra: have a DICE OF DOOM!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Bobby: Larry: Why does Morton have popcorn if he likes wedding cake most?
Bobby: Lemmy: Come on, we'll give you nine more coins if you can somehow swallow that dice!

LittleBoo: Roy: Iggy! You are winning this game! I'm going to put my foot up your- HEY PIZZA!

Davtwan: Lemmy: (watching as movie starts on the dice) Wow! How did you fit a DVD in that dice?
Davtwan: What the Koopalings don't know is that the dice is from Iggy's (Rigged) Casino.
Davtwan: Wendy is mad because someone drew on her face when she was sleeping.
Davtwan: Roy smiling without beating up is siblings? Gasp!
Davtwan: Wendy: Wha da you mean "Boy's Only"?
Davtwan: Ludwig: (Great, just when Morton shuts up when he bit his tongue, part two comes.)

Martin: Morton: And with my new invention, picture clarity will be minimized! Hey... why's my hand all wavy?

JKoopa727: The only reason Morton joins the Koopalings for Saturday night games is because he doesn't
JKoopa727: want to make the popcorn himself. **GOOD PRIZE**

Yoshi kid: The nice game of life.
Yoshi kid: Iggy, Lemmy, Larry: We are not playing.
Yoshi kid: Morton: Nyah! I have the popcorn and you don't!
Yoshi kid: Ludwig: YOU'RE ALL FOOLS! ANY MOVE YOU MAKE IS FUTILE!
Yoshi kid: Wendy: More kids?! That's all I need!
Yoshi kid: Roy: Just one more just one more just one more...

Metaknight: Ludwig: After they eat the popcorn they will be my slaves.

Dupli-Puff: Ludwig: I have called this meeting to find out who wrote LB 2004 on the ground.
Dupli-Puff: Roy: So if Wendy weighs the same as a duck, she's made out of wood and therefore: A WITCH!

Parakarry123$: Roy: Someone's thinkin', someone's thinkin', of all kinds of fun things to learn and to do, it's a
Parakarry123$: Roy thing, smile for a Roy thing, we're thinkin' and learnin' with Winnie the Roy!

Double D: Wendy: Since when did you need a dice block for Scrabble?! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Double D: Morton: Uh, what exactly DOES the popcorn boy do in this game?
Double D: Ludwig: How is it possible that you rolled a seven on a die that goes to six?
Double D: Roy: Don't think about me beating you up if you lose! Just have fun with it!
Double D: Lemmy: I landed on a Bowser Space! That's good... right?

Cheeseboo: If you look closely you can see evil in Morton's eyes. No, closer... wait, too clo- Ouch...

Dylan: Ludwig: I wonder why Wendy is mad at me. It couldn't possibly be that I stole everything in her room.

Dark Koopa: Ludwig: Roy, you are aware we're playing Scrabble, right?

Drew: This picture was taken before tragedy (being shrunken to the size of the die) struck.

Tommy Koopa: Roy: Movie? No dice! Get it? I don't have a movie, but I have di... Why are you looking at me
Tommy Koopa: like that?
Tommy Koopa: Lemmy had no idea how entertaining the back of Iggy's head was.

Orange Chainchomp: Roy: Ok everyone, bet all your money, 'cause were playing blackjack!
Orange Chainchomp: Morton: I got the popcorn!
Orange Chainchomp: Ludwig: This is going to be a long night!

agahnim: Morton: Lemme see! Lemme see! Lemme see!
agahnim: The real life version of Iggy's Casino.

BEEZER: Morton: This popcorn's okay, but Roy's yellow die looks a lot tastier.
BEEZER: Roy: I've called you all here to show you this yellow snow I found in Lemmy's room...

Super Mario: Wendy: How dare you move my piece to the finish?!

Will benton: Morton: I KNEW I shouldn't have bought the unbuttered popcorn! Uggh!

Koopus: Morton: Why doesn't anybody want the popcorn?

mathgrant: Today on "Ripley's Believe It Or Not!": Roy Koopa succeeds in convincing everyone that the mathgrant: small yellow die is a Nintendo GameCube!
mathgrant: Guy Looking at the Cartoon: Did you ever notice that Iggy from the back looks strangely like the
mathgrant: "5" side on Roy's die?

Cheeseboo: Larry: Wow, you guys are so great! What a smart idea to take over the dice! (What **** idiots,
Cheeseboo: fighting over the **** dice.)

Shadow Mario: Lemmy: Okay, Wendy, you know the deal. You lost, so give me everything you own and be a Shadow Mario: bum in the Toad Town streets. Here's a buck for compensation.
Shadow Mario: Wendy: Let's see... Ludwig lost his lab, Morton lost his speaking rights (thank DAD), I lose my
Shadow Mario: life, and Lemmy gets a ball. Is this fair?
Shadow Mario: Offscreen Guy: Sibling gambling. Another unfortunate effect of hunger.

Fludd Master: Morton: I will share the popcorn if all of you listen to my speech!

Gastlis: Ludwig (looking down at caption): WHAT?! I'd NEVER say THAT!

Anthony: Ludwig: Let's have a family meeting without Bowser!

YingYangYoshi: Iggy tells a scary story, and Wendy is the star. **GOOD PRIZE**

Jeffrey: Morton, upset about being left out of the Monopoly game, hogged the popcorn for himself.

will benton: Sadly, the Koopaling version of Trivial Pursuit never made it into stores.

Denny W. Koopa: Unfortunately for the Koopa Kids, Ludwig took the fun out of Yatzee with his Math
Denny W. Koopa: explanations.
Denny W. Koopa: Lemmy: I'll bet on my favorite ball!
Denny W. Koopa: Recently, Morton won the bet on popcorn.

Silver Knight: Ludwig: WHAT?! There is no way I'm kissing Wendy!
Silver Knight: Koopalings' natural pastime: betting without anything to bet with.

Bonzi Boo: Roy: Snake-eyes again, Wendy. You know what that means; hand over the bow.

Huge Iggy fan: At first they were very shocked to see a board game with pictures of messed up Wendy put on
Huge Iggy fan: toy shops, but later they bought it anyway and it was rather enjoyable to play (except for
Huge Iggy fan: Wendy, who later hung herself).

Fludd Master: Lemmy: Wendy, I like your face when you are angry!
Fludd Master: Ludwig: I will make sure that Roy dosen't cheat.
Fludd Master: Wendy: Yuck! You licked the popcorn, MORON!
Fludd Master: Roy: If I roll a 6, I will pound Iggy!

Fawfuls Friend: Roy: I bet I could beat you all in Monopoly.

Antwan: Wendy: YOU BET ALL OF MY MAKEUP?!

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Koopa board games are much simpler than Earth ones, only consisting of two dice.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Morton: I hate it when we play the "Throw stuff at Morton while he's holding
Miles "Thumbs" Power: popcorn" game.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bowser: Well, I said that they should have a family game night, but I guess I forgot to
Miles "Thumbs" Power: mention you usually need a board game to play.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Announcer: Sometimes staring contests in the Koopa household can go on for days
Miles "Thumbs" Power: on end...

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