MetaKnight: Bowser: HEY! I STOLE THAT PAINT FROM PEACH SO BE CAREFUL OR YOU'LL SPEND A
MetaKnight: WEEK IN THE DUNGEON!!!

Agahnim Koopa: Bowser: You ninnies! The new game's Paper Mario, not Painter Mario!
Agahnim Koopa: Paper Mario 3 doesn't have a big audience.

Dylan: This is how the backgrounds in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door were made.
Dylan: When Ludwig and Wendy got into a Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door fight against the paint, the
Dylan: audience left. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Dylan: This is what Bowser makes Peach do when he kidnaps her.
Dylan: Ingredients in the paint: Goombas, grass, ghosts, etc.
Dylan: Ludwig: No, we're not doing anything to ruin your play. Especially not placing lit Bob-ombs behind the
Dylan: scenery!

Punisher: One of the main reasons why Paper Mario 2 came out late.
Punisher: Bowser: No! I wanted the bush pink, not green!
Punisher: Wendy: But Daddy, green doesn't match with any of my clothing!

Dark Koopa: Bowser: No, Wendy. You have it backwards. Ludwig is Romeo and you're Juliet.

Cheesemanguy: Bowser: This isn't crying over spilled milk!!! It's spilled paint!!!
Cheesemanguy: Playing "Catch the Paint" is like playing "Catch the H Bomb" because if you drop it, there is
Cheesemanguy: an explosion.

Kat & Ana: Ludwig: I didn't rip the wires and waste the paint, I swear! Wendy did it!

Tommy Koopa: Bowser: YOU'D BETTER WORK! Nintendo's paying me 99,999,999,999 coins to make the
Tommy Koopa: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door battle sets!
Tommy Koopa: Ludwig is wondering when he'll get the red shirt that goes along with the Fire Flower
Tommy Koopa: package.

Parakarry123$: Wendy: Ludwig DID IT! All I was tryin' to do was cover up the "Wendy did it" sign that I painted
Parakarry123$: on this blah blah white hill with blah blah white paint!

Martin: Bowser: I told you I'd get ya a spot working in Paper Mario 2! It just happened to be painting the
Martin: stage...

Blue Boo: The empty seats were but one of the things that resulted from Bowser's singing.

Double D: Bowser: You fools! The show starts in five minutes and you're just now setting up the
Double D: stage?!
Double D: Ludwig: Well, it's not like anyone is actually going to come to "A Day in Goomba's Life"
Double D: anyway.
Double D: Bowser: WHAT?! I specifically said I wanted the cheap cardboard backgrounds painted
Double D: yellow! And what about my massage?! I said I wanted it at eight and they came at nine!
Double D: And my Goomnuts! They...
Double D: Bowser: You guys are spending WAY over our limit! We're on a budget of ten coins here!
Double D: Sure I have way more than enough, but I have more important things to spend it on, like
Double D: chocolate Goomnuts and bubble bath...
Double D: Bowser: You sold my throne for three cans of paint?!
Double D: Wendy: Whaddaya mean this isn't lipstick?!

Shadow Mario: Bowser: Come on, we're on in 5!
Shadow Mario: The show "I Don't Want to be a Carpenter" did great until the producer stopped
Shadow Mario: using dummies and put in the actual characters.

BEEZER: Bowser: You idiots, rocks are gray, not green!

Bonzi Boo: Ludwig: Dad, see what I have to deal with? Wendy said that green is not her color.

Davtwan: Here's an example of irony; why is Bowser making the SMB3 play if he gets humiliated at the end?
Davtwan: Obviously, Bowser didn't read the ending.
Davtwan: After Ludwig messed up with the wires as technical manager, Bowser got him a more "suitable"
Davtwan: job.

JKoopa727: Wendy!!! When I told you to give me a makeover for the play, I didn't mean for you to screw up my
JKoopa727: eyes!

Dash: Bowser: I told you, IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A PAPER MARIO 2 STAGE, AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK Dash: RIGGED!
Dash: Bowser: THAT'S MY LUCKY PAINT!
Dash: The unreleased "Paper Koopa", where Ludwig and Wendy have really bad accidents with paint!
Dash: Wendy: Fine. You won the bet. Here's your stupid paint.
Dash: Bowser: WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO THIS BATHROOM?!
Dash: Lord Crump (only audience member): THIS PLAY STINKS!
Dash: Ludwig: You can stop sucking in your stomach now, Dad. We know you're fat.

Waluigi's Twin: Bowser: Hurry up! The next "Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door" battle will begin any Waluigi's Twin: minute now!

the fuzzy: Wendy! For the third time, give Ludwig the paint!

drew: Bowser: YOU TWO KOOPATICS! You know that green paint, platforms, and overalls remind me of the
drew: Mario Bros!

Bobby: Bowser: Come on! Mario's going to stomp that Goomba in four seconds for the battle! NOW HURRY
Bobby: UP!

Seth: When the scene creation of Super Mario Bros. 3 goes horribly, horribly wrong.

Koopus: Bowser: Kids, if you want to be in Paper Mario 2 you gotta work with me! I have connections with
Koopus: Miyamoto...
Koopus: Ludwig: Don't look at me, Wendy's the one who spilled the paint, yeah... that's it, Wendy did it,
Koopus: yeah...

Silver Knight: Here we see Bowser giving his kids a good scolding about not dropping the anvil at the Glitz
Silver Knight: Pit.
Silver Knight: What Bowser doesn't realize, is that he's just yelling at two pieces of cardboard, a decoy
Silver Knight: Ludwig had left when Wendy and Ludwig sneaked off backstage. **GOOD PRIZE**

Kirbyfancobra: If you don't work faster, I'll rip the BLUE wire TOO!!! **GOOD PRIZE**

Green Yoshi: Bowser: Come on, we only have an hour and Nintendo couldn't be bothered to spring for good
Green Yoshi: graphics for Super Mario World.
Green Yoshi: Ludwig: Well at least this beats Green Yoshi's Interviews.

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