JKoopa727: Viking Yoshi: Come one, come all, come and give me free items, I- I mean, help the poor!

MetaKnight: Yoshi: I WILL RULE THE WORLD! One power-up at a time.

Gastlis: Mario: (singing) Yoshis' got the whole world on a pin-that-caused-Antartica-to-sink... Yoshis' got the Gastlis  whole world on a pin-that-caused-Antartica-to-sink...

Yoshi kid: Mario: I'll give you this banana if you tell me where the secret warp is.
Yoshi kid: Green Yoshi: (The hardest secret warp they think I know for a price of my favorite stuff! The fools Yoshi kid: can't see it's right behind Bowser?)

Dylan: It's amazing what people would trade for a viking's hat!
Dylan: Yoshi is still tying to convince the others that the world is round, not flat.

Boolia: Yoshi: As you can see, class, the Earth is round, not flat.

Waluigi's Twin: Toad: OKAY, WHOSE IDEA WAS IT FOR ME TO CARRY THE ANCHOR?!

Goomrey: Each week, the townsfolk were forced to present Evil King Yoshi with valuable gifts.
Goomrey: Yoshi: Today, the Mushroom Kingdom; tomorrow, the world!!!

Super Mario: Bowser: Toad, you bonehead, that's an anchor, not a steering wheel!

Kat & Ana: Yoshi: When these items are fed to this Yoshi, I will RULE THE WORLD!

Boolia: Bowser: Hmmmmmm, I wonder if I can burn the Earth.
Boolia: Princess Peach: I'll give Mario this Mushroom.
Boolia: Toad: I wonder what this anchor is doing here?
Boolia: Mario: I'm-a Super Mario.

Rawk Hawk: Yoshi: Fire Flowers? Check! Mushrooms? Check! The planet of Earth will soon be ours!

DaKingKoopa: Viking Yoshi: Hark! The contributions sing!
DaKingKoopa: Viking Yoshi: Hurry and contribute before I melt the Earth with poles!
DaKingKoopa: Bowser: I don't think this is a science museum...
DaKingKoopa: The Earth will disappear if you feed the giant Yoshi head a banana peel.
DaKingKoopa: If you stand on the pedestal, that means you are a total idiot!
DaKingKoopa: Viking Yoshi: Little do those fools know that if they contribute enough items to this golden
DaKingKoopa: Yoshi statue, the ? Orb will run into this model of the earth, destroying the actual planet!
DaKingKoopa: Great plan, huh?
DaKingKoopa: Peach: This is a setup to take all our items! But why not?
DaKingKoopa: Toad: I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU MY FAMILY ANCHOR! NEVER!!!
DaKingKoopa: This is a new game titled "Destroy the Earth by putting items in the Yoshi statue, and if you
DaKingKoopa: win, you get a crepe"!
DaKingKoopa: Got science?
DaKingKoopa: Click on the viking Yoshi for total destruction!

Super Goomba: Yoshi: Yoshi thanking you for donating all youw items to chawity! Now please put items in
Super Goomba: box mawked "put stuff in this box to give it to Yoshi"! Thank you!

drew: The gold Yoshi, a new exhibit in the Rogueport mueseum, will give you good luck if you put an item
drew: from Mario 3 or Super Mario Kart in its mouth.

BEEZER: Bowser: Sorry I'm late, did the idiot's convention start yet?
BEEZER: This must be why they never made Super Mario RPG 2...
BEEZER: Earth: These people are so stupid that they wouldn't survive if it weren't for the fact that they start
BEEZER: out with five lives.
BEEZER: Yoshi: Alright class, today we will learn about the planet Earth, even though we know it's just from
BEEZER: a video game.
BEEZER: Toad: I'm so unlucky; everyone else has an edible lunch. **GOOD PRIZE**
BEEZER: Yoshi: Sacrifices to the ancient god, NEXT!

Koopus: Bowser: Oh, this is not the YMCA. I must go back out the DOOR OF MYSTERY!!!
Koopus: So I work sooooooooooooooooo hard to get through the Thousand-Year Door only to find THIS!

Darkmatt: Bowser: Man, this is going to be one crazy Halloween party.

Dark Koopa: Toad: I quit! I don't want to be Gilligan!
Dark Koopa: Yoshi: Yoshi can't believe it only take mannequin head to rule Plit.

Punisher: Peach: Why did I lose to Yoshi and bet him my whole kingdom to boot?!
Punisher: Mario: It-a is a good-a banana, Lord-a Yoshi.
Punisher: Yoshi: I WANT A WATERMELON, NOT THESE THINGS!
Punisher: Yoshi won a simple go-kart match; this was his prize.
Punisher: If Yoshis rule the world, then life is not worth living.

adam: Horn-Headed Yoshi's birthday.

Ninja-Z: It was bad enough that Yoshi was the DJ at the Mushroom Kingdom dance, but using Earth as a
Ninja-Z: disco ball?!
Ninja-Z: Yoshi: So you brought all these items capable of making everyone in the universe my slave and
Ninja-Z: making me ruler of all, but NO MUFFIN?!

Agahnim Koopa: Bowser: Peach gets that blue bit, Yoshi gets Scandinavia, Toad gets South Africa, and I get
Agahnim Koopa: the rest.

DarkAngel: Toad: NO! You'll never get this anchor!
DarkAngel: Mario: Here, you can have my most favorite meal ever, a BANANA PEEL!
DarkAngel: Yoshi: FEED ME, FOOLS!!!
DarkAngel: It's the newest game, "Give All of Your Food to the Yoshi".

Tommy Koopa: To free the planet everyone must give a sacrifice to the Yoshi god.

Waluigi's Twin: Yellow Yoshi: Okay, which one of you decided to put this guy on my nose?!

Anikiki: Mario: Oh, mighty Yoshi, we bring you these goodies so that you may have long-lasting health: a
Anikiki: Banana for potassium, a Mushroom to build your strength, an Anchor for iron, and a Fire Flower for
Anikiki: energy.

Gabriel Rodriguez: Bowser: With this Fire Flower I will rule the world!

Silver Knight: Yoshi: For the last time, Mario, I said a SMB3 SCAVENGER HUNT!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Silver Knight: Mario: Oh, escape maneuver #3 was through the BACK exit, not the front!
Silver Knight: Yoshi: What part of "Do Not Touch" do you not understand?!
Silver Knight: Mario: But the treasure map led us here!

Denny W. Koopa: Yoshi: PLAYIN' TYRANT IS FUN! YOSHI!
Denny W. Koopa: Yoshi: MM! Banana berry, mushroom berry, flower berry, and ANCHOR BERRY? ... YAY!!!

Waluigi: Yoshi: Why would you give me a banana peel for my birthday?!

Parakarry123$: Bowser: We have gathered here today to discuss the circumference of that other planet
Parakarry123$: which if you rotate at a 50 degree angle, the green part looks like that Yoshi spitting out food
Parakarry123$: at the fat guy in Paper Mario!

Agahnim Koopa: And the winner of the best item contest is...

Double D: Yoshi wondered whether to accept the four super items, thus becoming ruler of the world, or try
Double D: to get the yummy bana... Oh, forget it!

Dash: Mario: Wow! It really IS a small world!
Dash: Yoshi: Wow! A banana peel! Even better than that thingamig that will grant me eternal life!
Dash: Yellow Yoshi Head: That exit looks tasty.
Dash: Banana Peel: My gift to you is... this Mario. **GOOD PRIZE**
Dash: Yoshi: So THIS is what a field trip is like!
Dash: Exit: I am the exit. Please go through me and never come back.
Dash: When the museum started to crumble, Bowser was the only one who didn't escape, despite the fact he
Dash: was closest to the exit.

Serge Thomassini Jr: Bowser, Toad, Princess Peach and Mario come to the ceremonial feeding of the giant
Serge Thomassini Jr: yellow Yoshi.

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