Starwind Koopa: Toad: Sorry, but your 1-Up is on another Lakitu! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Blue Boo: The ratings really went down when they aired Survivor IV: Some Random Clifftop.

JKoopa727: Mario: Toad was taking a nap in the ground again.
JKoopa727: Mario: CHEESE!
JKoopa727: Pink Block: Do I even exist?
JKoopa727: Mario: So, I'm from SMB3, Lakitu is from SMW, Toad's from somewhere, and the block is from I
JKoopa727: don't know where. So, OH MY GOSH!!! THE DIMENSIONS ARE MERGING!!!

MetaKnight: Mario: Since when was Toad a power-up?

Parakarry123$: Toad: I tought myself how to fish! And I'm doing it! Go, go, go, go, go!
Parakarry123$: Mario: Mmm, delicio- I mean, HA! As if I'm going to carve my teeth into that!

Bobby: Toad: This Lakitu is your gift.

Fawfuls Friend: Toad: Hi Mario. I just asked Lakitu to carry me off that purple block.

Waluigi's Twin: Mario: How come I have pink skin instead of tan skin now?
Waluigi's Twin: Purple Block: Man, what are those three idiots babbling on about NOW?!

DarkAngel: Mario: WOW! Free Toads!
DarkAngel: Toad: Like my new hat?
DarkAngel: Lakitu: I will finally catch my own Super Mario with this GREAT bait!

Anikiki: Lakitu: Okay, maybe the game Hangtoad wasn't such a good idea after all.
Anikiki: So Lakitu and the question mark all worked together to set up a scene for the next Mario sprite
Anikiki: comic.

Dylan: Mario: Thank goodness Toad got kidnapped! I couldn't stand one more "OK!"
Dylan: Mario: Is that a Mushroom on that hook?
Dylan: Toad: Ok, the only reason I got kidnapped is because Peach forced me to take her place.
Dylan: Lakitu's Cloud: Why am I smiling? Lakitu weighs 800 pounds! **GOOD PRIZE**

Kat & Ana: Lakitu: Look! I caught a frog!

Kirbyfancobra: They made sure Toad's execution was seen by the whole world.
Kirbyfancobra: Mario didn't really think a Lakitu fishing with a Toad was weird; he did, however, think a
Kirbyfancobra: purple block was.
Kirbyfancobra: Lakitu and Toad both thought that a giant ? above Mario's head was enough to stop them
Kirbyfancobra: from going trick-or-treating. Happy Halloween!

Nightshade: Toad: Thank you, Mario, but our princess is being dangled from another Lakitu!
Nightshade: After a hard battle, Mario vanquished the terrible Lakitoad using his trusty Floating Red Hook of
Nightshade: Doom.

Boolia: Lakitu: See Toad, you CAN fly!
Boolia: Toad: LET ME DOWN!!!
Boolia: Mario: Mamamia! Toad, what are you doing up there?!

Black Mage: Mario: A Toad-Up? I wonder what that does?
Black Mage: Question Mark: Look out below!

Cheesemanguy: Mario: Since when do 1-Ups have bodies?!
Cheesemanguy: (sung to George of the Jungle theme) Lakitu, Lakitu, king of the skies, watch out for that
Cheesemanguy: question mark!
Cheesemanguy: Lakitu: And the question comes to strike the Toad spinner-bait.
Cheesemanguy: Director: Cut! Bring in the stunt Toad, and no, no time for questions.

Malinda Riddle: So this is what happens when you give Lakitus sugar...
Malinda Riddle: So strange, even the block is confused.
Malinda Riddle: Toad: Ah! The really really old sprites!

Justin: Toad: MARIO, SAVE ME YOU IDIOT!!!

BEEZER: Mario: No, I wasn't going to ask you why Lakitu was using you for bait. I was going to ask you why
BEEZER: my overalls are black.
BEEZER: Super Smash Bros. Melee Announcer: Lakitu and Toad vs Mario and The Giant Question Mark!
BEEZER: Pokemon Announcer: Lakitu learned Substitute!
BEEZER: Mario: Yay! Pinata!
BEEZER: Toad: Man, these graphics are terrible!

Tommy Koopa: The hooked TOAD attacked!
Tommy Koopa: Jugem's Cloud: A purple block! I've found love!
Tommy Koopa: Fishin' Lakitu: Yeah... My 1-Up Mushroom still thinks it's Halloween.

Dark Koopa: Mario: I'm confused. How did this question mark get here?

Yoshi kid: Mario: Don't you think that the Mushroom got a tad old? Because it was a Green Mushroom the Yoshi kid: last time I saw you...

Denny W. Koopa: Lakitu: Sorry Mario! A pink furball snuck in and ate all our Mushrooms. Just eat this Toad.

Agahnim Koopa: Lakitu hopes to catch a Mario-fish.
Agahnim Koopa: And here on Mark News: A question mark has made it into a caption!
Agahnim Koopa: Since when does Mario have that sort of large thought?
Agahnim Koopa: Purple Block: Look at me! I'm a living thing too, ya know!
Agahnim Koopa: Lakitu tries to get Mario to buy a new Toad model.
Agahnim Koopa: This picture was taken seconds before Toad grabbed the string and dragged Lakitu to the
Agahnim Koopa: ground.
Agahnim Koopa: Lakitu Fishing Nets: designed for great weights.

Adam and Donna RULE!!!!11eleven: Toad: Help me, I've been hooked!!!
Adam and Donna RULE!!!!11eleven: It's the hottest new game, The Quest for the Purple Block!!!

marioslilgrl: Mario: WHAT?! I sent in 300 boxtops just for a Toad? What a ripoff.
marioslilgrl: Lakitu: (Wow, the Cheep Cheeps by Bowser's Castle sure are mutating weirdly... Hey... I'll give
marioslilgrl: this thing to Mario.
marioslilgrl: Mario: Lakitu, are you ready to give the sacrifice to our lord, the all might QUESTION MARK?!
marioslilgrl: Mario: This isn't the pepperoni pizza I ordered!

DaKingKoopa: Lakitu: I was going to get the ?, but all I got was this Toad!
DaKingKoopa: The purple floating block is actually Rob-omb, waiting to attack!
DaKingKoopa: Lakitu: Eat ground, ground!
DaKingKoopa: Toad: Someone get me off this string! It's choking me! GACK!
DaKingKoopa: Toad: Oh darn, I'm the hook...
DaKingKoopa: Mario doesn't know that the Toad is actually a Cheep Cheep.
DaKingKoopa: ?: For once, I get to appear somewhere other than a ? Block!
DaKingKoopa: Purple Block: I need some purple vitamins now...
DaKingKoopa: Purple Block: Why am I being ignored?!
DaKingKoopa: Mario: Cool! Some random Toad stuck to a hook that I don't care about!
DaKingKoopa: Lakitu: Are you ready to meet your doom, Mario?!
DaKingKoopa: Lakitu: I've heard of fishing, but this is ridiculous!
DaKingKoopa: The new game "Lakitu Fishing" was actually a big ripoff.
DaKingKoopa: Mario is actually holding an invisible sign that says "Get Toad!"
DaKingKoopa: Toad: I just hope Lakitu doesn't screw this one up...

Fawfuls Friend: Wacky Wednesday...

MarioFanaticXV: Mario: That's just plain wrong! Everyone knows those blocks are supposed to be yellow,
MarioFanaticXV: not purple!

Cheeseboo: Block: CUT! Mario, stop levitating the question mark; Toad, scream in peril; Lakitu, get me a
Cheeseboo: donut!
Cheeseboo: Videogame Programmer: Great job, Bob. Now Ultra Mega Mario Twins will be the best game
Cheeseboo: ever!

parayoshi: Mario: That's just wrong.

Koopus: Lakitu was so distracted by the giant question mark that he accidentally hooked Toad instead of
Koopus: Mario.
Koopus: Mario: Urge to say something stupid rising...
Koopus: Toad: For the last time, my head is NOT a real Mushroom!
Koopus: Purple Block: Ahhhhhhhhhh! My face makeup is smearing! Everyone will know that I am, in fact,
Koopus: EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIL!!!
Koopus: Purple Block: Whaddaya say ta that, Slick?
Koopus: Lakitu: And without further ado... I now declare that the Mushroom DID in fact come before the
Koopus: Toad! Good night everybody!
Koopus: Lakitu: I now present to you, Oh Great Overlord of Giant Question Marks, our sacrifice...
Koopus: Mario: MUSHROOM?!

Skyler Tarnas: Lakitu didn't expect this when he went fishing.

Petey Piranha Fan: Lakitu: That's the last time I take fishing lessons from Mario!
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Lakitu, I meant to use WORMS as fishing bait!
Petey Piranha Fan: And Toad never went near a fishing rod again.
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Lakitu, you're supposed to do that to ME!
Petey Piranha Fan: Lakitu: I KNEW using chocolate as fishing bait was a bad idea!
Petey Piranha Fan: Lakitu: We're having freshly caught Toad for dinner, Mario!
Petey Piranha Fan: Toad: Mario, just wait 'til the princess hears about this!
Petey Piranha Fan: Toad: Do I look like a Cheep Cheep to you?!
Petey Piranha Fan: Toad: Mario, I have a few words to say to you: $*&%#!*%&$.
Petey Piranha Fan: After the "Toad roasting Cheep Cheep incident" Lakitu decided to take a stand.

King Boo 678: Why Toad hates fishing.

Chain Chom2468: Lakitu: This doesn't look like a fish, but I'll eat it anyway.

Dash: Block: Now I've seen everything.
Dash: Mario: Geez, how old is that Mushroom?
Dash: Toad: Yeah, a string being stuck to my head isn't very comfortable.

Darkmatt: Mario: Umm, is this the ONLY way there? **GOOD PRIZE**
Darkmatt: Toad: Apparently, he doesn't like the cloud I made him.
Darkmatt: *sigh* Another reject for the Glitz Pit in Paper Mario 2.

Joel Maurer: Toad's unlucky day.

Eelymouth 947: Why does that fish look like Toad?
Eelymouth 947: Toad: My brain hurts. *sob, sob*
Eelymouth 947: Lakitu: Why does this fish look like Toad?!

Rawk Hawk: Purple Block: *sigh* Back in my day we fished for FISH, not talking Mushrooms...

Alex: Mario is obviously confused when Lakitu tries to lure him into taking this "Toad on a String".

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: I hate budget cuts.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Mario: Now that's something you don't see everyday. A purple block...
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Lakitu: I wonder if my new realistic Mushroom bait will work.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Mario: My real question is how I got up here in the first place.

Silver Knight: Question Mark: SMW Lakitu, SMB2 Toad, and SMB3 Mario, all on one screen?!
Silver Knight: Toad was going to be a fine last boss for SMB3, but Toad couldn't stop saying "OKAY, OKAY!"
Silver Knight: in a loud, hoarse voice, which drove the game designers away.
Silver Knight: Lakitu: THERE, he's your headache now!
Silver Knight: Some people just don't know how to calmly take out their anger from the cruddy voice actor
Silver Knight: for Toad in SMB Advance: SMB2.

Punisher: Mario: Mamamia? Why-a are-a question marks here-a?
Punisher: Toad: GET ME IN THE CLOUD 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN BY MARIO!!!
Punisher: It seems that Nintendo has a new game, Fishing for Mario.

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