Bobby: Green Koopa: Does he even know he's pushing on the pull side?

Boolia: Red Koopa: Is this whare the canyon goes?
Boolia: Green Koopa: Don't shoot it at me.

marioslilgrl: Red-shelled Koopa: This will make Nintendo pay for making Mario is Missing!

Dash: Green Koopa: Woah, that's the UGLIEST Bullet Bill I've ever seen!
Dash: Red Koopa: Ok, we have one cannon, they have 100,000 Mushroomers in their army. Think we can
Dash: win?
Dash: Green Koopa: Oops, I wanted that cannon on the OTHER side of the castle!
Dash: Green Koopa: Aaaawwww... I get our Bob-omb canteens and helmets, and you get our bicycle without
Dash: wheels!
Dash: Green Koopa: But if we load that cannon, won't the ammo come out the other side?
Dash: Green Koopa: Are you sure we need all this security just to guard King Bowser's bathroom? ***FIRST
Dash: PRIZE***

Dupli-Puff: And the red Koopa did not know that the cannon was facing backwards.

Yoshi kid: Green Koopa: You moved it two feet while I got 25 Bob-ombs. You've gotten fat. Lay off McFatties
Yoshi kid: for a while, will ya?

MetaKnight: Green Koopa: Are you sure Lord Bowser won't be mad at us because we stole his favorite MetaKnight: cannon?

Petey Piranha Fan: These are the Koopas of war.
Petey Piranha Fan: Red Koopa: Quick, pass me a Bob-omb before- *BOOM!!!*
Petey Piranha Fan: Green Koopa: You know, maybe we shouldn't do this so close to Lemmy's Land.
Petey Piranha Fan: Green Koopa: Hey! Watch where you're pointing that!
Petey Piranha Fan: Red Koopa: Just a few more inches... and then I can blast him into oblivion...
Petey Piranha Fan: Green Koopa: Do we HAVE to do this?! If this blows up Wendy's Castle, she'll throw a
Petey Piranha Fan: tantrum and we REALLY don't want that to happen!
Petey Piranha Fan: Iggy (from inside castle): I hope those Koopas don't use my secret stash of Bob-ombs
Petey Piranha Fan: when I'm on vacation.

Dylan: Cannon: This Koopa Troopa is heavy.

dillon: Red Koopa: Load the cannon Green- *BOOM*

Parakarry123$: Koopa G: Hey Red, as soon as you finish moving that to the backyard, make sure to move the Parakarry123$: OTHER 600-ton cannon in the backyard to the front yard! **GOOD PRIZE**

Dasher Koopa: Green-Shelled Koopa Troopa: Lemme get this straight... You're a red ranked Koopa, ranked
Dasher Koopa: for strength, and you can't even push a piece of styrofoam?

Dark Storm: Grrrrrr! Now say cheese for the camera... Hehe!

Gastlis: Green Koopa: You know, I was supposed to bring the Bob-ombs to you... **GOOD PRIZE**

Mezzy Koopa: Sorry 'bout the "Your shell is dull" joke...

Big Boo: Red Koopa Troopa: Ha! I'll win this war!
Big Boo: Green Koopa Troopa: Uh oh! The Bullet Bill cannon!

JKoopa727: Green Koopa: Bu-but, I'm on your side!
JKoopa727: Red Koopa: Must-shoot-ammo-salesman. Must-stop-talking-like-this.

Agahnim Koopa: And people say Greenshells are dumb...
Agahnim Koopa: Ludwig (from inside castle): A little more to the left...
Agahnim Koopa: Green: What does it say? 3, 2, 1, BOOM!
Agahnim Koopa: Koopa Troopas have yet to catch up with fashion...

ghettobananachris: Green Koopa: I hope you know that is a Bullet Bill cannon, not a Bob-omb one.

Iggy Fan: Green Koopa: Red, why are the Bob-ombs staring at us? Do you think they know I watched my
Iggy Fan: parents' special DVD?

Drew: Bob-omb: Santa Kloopa gave me a Bill Blaster for an early Christmas present!
Drew: Green: Why do I have Bob-ombs for a shadow?

Zeek Genateer: Green Koopa: That's not a cannon, that's a record player!
Zeek Genateer: Green Koopa: Why is a warp tunnel connected to that block?
Zeek Genateer: Red Koopa: Must... move toilet... to bathroom...

Tatanga: Red Koopa Troopa: Uff... puff... Dang, WHY doesn't this cannon have wheels?!
Tatanga: Cannon: KILL, DESTROY, BLOW UP, SMASH, ATTACK, THROW, TERRORIZE!!!
Tatanga: Green Koopa Troopa: Mmmmm... This can't be good... This cannon doesn't have a fuse!
Tatanga: Rob-omb: GET YOUR HANDS OFFA ME, STUPID KOOPA!!!

Punisher: Red Troopa: I wish PE was easier, but it isn't!

Fawfuls Friend: Green Koopa: Hey! No fair. There's no Bullet Bills aloud in Dodge Bomb.

porygonlover322: Green Koopa: The idea's great, but won't this make the other Koopas blow up?
porygonlover322 tRed Koopa: Load the Rob Blaster! Oh no... I forgot...

Waluigi's Twin: Green Koopa Troopa: Hey, why are we loading Bob-ombs into a Bullet Bill cannon anyways?

Koopus: Green Army Koopa: Help! My cornias just fused.
Koopus: Green Army Koopa: Dude, we're not playing Zelda anymore, we're in boot camp.

Gabbie: Green Shell: (Just throw it and run, man. Just throw it and run.)
Gabbie: Bob-omb: Hey guys, I don't mean to interrupt, but check out the flat clouds!
Gabbie: Cannon: BWAHAHA! With these life-sized statues of two Koopas and some Bob-ombs, I'll totally
Gabbie: freak out everyone at Lemmy's Land and finally convince Nintendo to make ME the star of all the
Gabbie: Mario games!!! BWAHAHA!!!

MarioFanaticXV: Red Koopa: Don't worry, no one will laugh. No one likes these captions anyways!

Super Mario: Green Koopa Troopa: WHAT?! But if we put the Bob-ombs in the Billet Bill cannon, then won't
Super Mario: it just explode?!

EXOR: Toad (inside the cannon): Heeheehee... The Koopas'll never find me here!
EXOR: Bowser (offscreen): Let's see... One cannon, four Bob-ombs, and two Koopa Troopas... Now all I
EXOR: needis a Fire Flower!

Metal Luigi: Red Koopa Troopa: Aaaarrrghhh... uff...puff... HEY, A LITLLE HELP HERE?!
Metal Luigi: Green Koopa Tropa: Sorry, but did you notice this cannon doesn't have wheels?

Mecha Tatanga: Written under the box: TOTAL WEIGHT - 1.5 Ton.

Death Raider: Red Koopa Troopa: Sorry soldier, but this is what was decided by King Bowser at your Court
Death Raider: Marshall; you shouldn't have stolen those Bob-ombs...
Death Raider: Green Koopa Troopa: Boss, I'm not sure it's such a good idea to steal Roy's stuff. We could
Death Raider: get in a lot of trouble.

Blue Boo: Cannon: I got that Koopa you wanted, sir.

Chain Chompo: Green Koopa: Can we, um, just go, um, back in the castle 'cause, um, I forgot something.

Cheesemanguy: Green Koopa Troopa: All this because Bullet Bill retired?
Cheesemanguy: Red Koopa Troopa: Can you believe I only get paid minimum wage?

Kirbyfancobra: Green Troopa: Oh, a cannon, oh. That is so lame. You gotta get more, cowbell!

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Green Koopa: A little to the left... No, right... No, back to the left...
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Green Koopa: Ohh, cannonballs. I thought you said angry Bob-ombs.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Red Koopa: I've been putting up with your blunders for a while now, but one thing
Miles "Thumbs" Power: still puzzles me; HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SUPERGLUE ME TO THIS CANNON?!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Bob-omb in pile: That cloud sorta looks like a mountain too...

Tommy Koopa: Green Koopa: Are you sure Farh Outpost won't be mad at us for taking their Bob-ombs?

Fawfuls Friend: Red Troopa: Sorry about this, but the last person who touches those Bob-ombs must get
Fawfuls Friend: blasted away by a Bullet Bill.

Ninja-Z: Luey wanted to be a good citizen of Kastle Koopa, helping newcomers, reaching things off of high
Ninja-Z: shelves... that is, before he was assigned to taking the new Bill Blaster from each training session to
Ninja-Z: another.
Ninja-Z: Green-Shelled Koopa: Is that the only way to get these bowls off of our heads?
Ninja-Z: Christmas was just around the corner, and the Bob-ombs just couldn't wait to get their hands on a
Ninja-Z: brand new Bill Blaster... provided by the 'willing' sentry Koopas.

Shadowman X: Red Koopa's Mom: It's his first day of Army School.

BEEZER: Green Koopa: Are you sure about this? I've never been a human cannonball before.

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