Gamechamp: Blooper: *gasp* My worst enemy... a glowing thingy.

Boolia: Narrator: Ah, Mario is fishing.
Boolia: Mario: Come on fishes, bite already.
Boolia: Blooper: (Maybe if I tag along, I'll get to go to this new theme park called Blooper's Paradise.)

Goomrey: Mario: Hmm... That's stange! I think I can hear the theme to "Jaws"... **GOOD PRIZE**
Goomrey: Blooper: I'm in a caption! Hi, Mom!

Iggy Clone: Blooper: Once I get on this boat, I will force Mario to drink my potion to end the Mario Bros!
Iggy Clone: Blooper: Must... get...up... Star Piece... smell so... bad!
Iggy Clone: Peach: Help! I'm tied up in the basement of the boat!

Yoshi kid: I hope Mario knows he doesn't have a hook at the end.
Yoshi kid: Fishing rod: 20 coins. Fishing gloves: 19 coins. Finally getting away from Peach for the afternoon...
Yoshi kid: priceless.

Dark Yoshi: Blooper Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!!! MARIO, DID YOU THINK FLUDD
Dark Yoshi: WAS LIVE BAIT AGAIN?!
Dark Yoshi: Mario: I got a BIG... accordian AGAIN! Geez, these people sure litter these days.

Fawfuls Friend: Bowser (in room behind Mario): Blooper! Quit staring at me! We're never going to get back
Fawfuls Friend: at Mario if he knows I'm in here!

Petey Piranha Fan: Blooper: While Mario's busy fishing, I'll grab the gold! Heh heh heh, I'm so clever...
Petey Piranha Fan: Little did Mario know, his catch-of-the-day, a Blooper, was escaping.
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Sooner or later, I'll-a get Luigi out of the pond-a. **GOOD PRIZE**
Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi (offscreen): That moron! Peach and Daisy have been kidnapped, Bowyer's frozen Petey Piranha Fan: all the Toads, Ludwig's blowing up the kingdom with his machines, Wart and his gang
Petey Piranha Fan: have come out of Sub-con, AND MARIO'S OUT FISHING!!!
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Woohoo! I-a caught a Yoshi!
Petey Piranha Fan: Bowser: Hee hee hee! With Mario on a fishing trip, I can finally kidnap Peach!
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Who says floods are all bad?

MetaKnight: Blooper: All aboard the S.S.Bowser!

Popple: Mario never realized that the boat was being attacked by a stuffed Blooper doll.

Dylan: Unfortunately, Mario's fishing rod was baited with a fish so big that nothing in the world could eat it.

Vivian: Mario: That ATTICUS logo will help me win the 'Stupidest Catch of the Day' contest!
Vivian: Gold Card: Hmph. Everyone gets lines except me. I beg the author to give me a part, like Mario or the
Vivian: Blooper, but nooooooooo, I have to be an inanimate object! YOU'LL PAY, VIVIAN!

Captain Yoshikano: Mario: So far, I've caught an old shoe, an old tire and... an old book of cliches...
Captain Yoshikano: This is the new popular... Super Blooper RPG game...
Captain Yoshikano: Blooper: How is it that he always has his back turned when he has so many enemies? I Captain Yoshikano: oughta be his backup in a case like this!
Captain Yoshikano: Mario's the reason why they had to cancel Popeye.

PerkyYoshi2000: Mario is fishing for the guy that spilled pumpkin pie down the sides of the boat!

Dupli-Puff: Mario goes on a fishing trip and Luigi is left out as always.
Dupli-Puff: One of Gooper Blooper's earlier attempts to get into a Mario game was by stealing Mario's
Dupli-Puff: golden cheese, which in the end turned out to be some mass-produced piece of glowing plastic.

Davtwan: Mario: Ohhh... I lost the Blooper. Well at least I got its tentacle, but it looked a little angry... Oh
Davtwan: well.
Davtwan: During Paper Mario 2, Mario doesn't realize that he went on the wrong boat.
Davtwan: From the gold window on the bottom of the boat: Mario better be watching above in case anyone
Davtwan: breaks in.
Davtwan: Mario doesn't realize that all the fish went left of his position.
Davtwan: Mario's idea of fishing while guarding the treasure in the gold hatch would have worked, if he'd
Davtwan: fished on the side instead.

Antwan: Blooper: Caught any fish yet, 'cause I'm starvin' here!
Antwan: Fish: Oh, I think I caught a plumber!
Antwan: When Mario attempted Grand Theft Vessel from a poor fisherman, he got a hired "tentacle" to do
Antwan: him in.
Antwan: As Mario waited three hours and caught nothing, he didn't realize he forgot to set the bait.

HarraAlaKing: Cold hard proof that Gooper Blooper is stalking Mario.
HarraAlaKing: Apparently, Mario doesn't know that everything in that water is dead.
HarraAlaKing: Blooper: With my new Mushroomer disguise, Mario will never know that I took his Post Fruity
HarraAlaKing: Pebbles Cereal (part of a complete breakfast)! ***FIRST PRIZE***

BEEZER: Cheep Cheep (offscreen): I'm way too smart to get caught by a fisherma- Hey, is that a worm on that
BEEZER: hook?
BEEZER: Chuck Quizmo (on the end of the fishing line): NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T EAT
BEEZER: MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Waluigi's Twin: Captain Flavio's REAL ship.

Tyler: Since when did Mario have a mouth?
Tyler: Mario never noticed he was fishing off the coast of the dump.
Tyler: Blooper: Wanna go play Mouse Trap?

hmgirl: Blooper: I'll just sneak up on Mario and... OOOOOOOO SHINY!

Dark Yoshi: Yoshi used as live bait: (in a bubbly voice and drowning) Yoshi's HP going down too fast for
Dark Yoshi: Yoshi!!! GASP!!!

vincent thomas: Mario: Where did that Blooper go?
vincent thomas: Blooper: Heh heh heh, now he can't make me into calamari.

crash: Blooper: I'll just steal the shiny stuff and Mario just hooked me heellp.

Parakarry123$: Blooper: Let's see... I could risk my life trying to get that rare, valuable Star Piece two
Parakarry123$: milimeters away and become rich, or go on easy street fighting the eel in the Noki trench and
Parakarry123$: get myself eaten... I'll be smart and go with choice number two!
Parakarry123$: Blooper: (You know, I STILL can't find a Star Piece even after I read the sign right next to it Parakarry123$: saying "Look to your left to find the sacred Star Piece". I'd better get home and file a Parakarry123$: complaint.)
Parakarry123$: Blooper: I get the Star Piece and my friends come out and take over Delfino Island and turn Parakarry123$: the islanders into slaves for our lord. Everybody wins!

Super Mario: Mario: Ya see, Luigi? You have to put a good, juicy worm to fish the Cheep Cheeps out. Did I
Super Mario: mention that Golden Cheep Cheeps make good fish stic- Lu... Luigi?
Super Mario: Blooper: Hey Mario! Come on in! The water's fine! Heh heh...
Super Mario: Little did Mario know a Blooper was climbing onto the back of his ship for revenge for the last
Super Mario: fishing incident.
Super Mario: Lakitu (in the sky): HEY! GIVE ME MY FISHING POLE BACK, MARIO!!!
Super Mario: Nobody wanted the game Mario Fishing to be released since Mario could "accidentally" set his
Super Mario: catches on fire with a fireball to make fishsticks the fastest.
Super Mario: Blooper: Muahaha! My plan to sink Mario on a boat is complete! Wait. I have gray spots! AAH!
Super Mario: I'm getting... I'm getting... OLD!!!
Super Mario: Blooper: Um... Why is that yellow part of the boat talking to me?!
Super Mario: Blooper: Look at me! I can squiggle my arms! Squiggle squiggle squiggle...
Super Mario: Cheep Cheep (underwater): Hey, look! A worm on a fishing line! I think I'll have myself a
Super Mario: biiiiIIIIITTTTTEEEEE!!!
Super Mario: Blooper (underwater, not on the boat): Hey! Separate fishing lines! Now we can take turns
Super Mario: getting caught, everybody! Ha-cha--cha-cha, Ha-cha--cha cha, Ha-cha...

Dark Storm: Luigi told Mario that there is a great spot out here for catching giant pasta.

Legov8: I think I caught my lunch.

crash: Mario: Not a Blooper around to kill me or rob me.

Kooky Von Koopa: This is one of new mini-games made for Mario Party 7, tentative title: "Get All the Cheep Kooky Von Koopa: Cheep Out of the Lake Before the Gooper Blooper Steals Your Golden Rectangle".

Metal Waluigi: Mario is trying to catch the ultra super rare "cheese-fish".
Metal Waluigi: Gooper Blooper: Now it's my chance to steal Mario's golden bar!
Metal Waluigi: After six hours, Mario finally realizes he forgot to set the bait.

False Bowser: Boy, Mario is a plumber, a doctor, a tennis player, a golf player, an astronaut, and a
False Bowser: businessman, and now he is a FISHERMAN?!
False Bowser: Boat: Please, wash me!
False Bowser: Golden Bar: (to Gooper Blooper) Why are you looking at me like that?
False Bowser: Line: Brrr... This water is so cold!

Kootie Pie: Bowser: (on the coast) WHO'S STOLEN MY BOAT?!
Kootie Pie: Mario: (If I have a Frog Suit...)
Kootie Pie: Luigi (inside the boat's cabin): MARIO, YOU'RE STUPID! WHY ARE YOU USING TUNA LIKE
Kootie Pie: BAIT?!
Kootie Pie: Cheep Cheep (underwater): Bloop, bloop, bloop, gloop, bloop! (Translation: This worm looks
Kootie Pie: delicious!)

Kirbyfancobra: The Blooper sat there, unaware that the "gold" he was about to steal was, in reality, the
Kirbyfancobra: entrance to the ship's furnace.

LemmyLover: Mario: Fishin' for cheese!
LemmyLover: Mario: I must fish for some black hair to cover this brown hair.
LemmyLover: Blooper: Shhhhhhh! I'm hunting Marios!
LemmyLover: Mario: It would be a lot easier if the line had a hook!
LemmyLover: Announcer: The hardest game in the world, the most action ever, it's, Super Mario Fish for
LemmyLover: Water!

Death Raider: Blooper: I didn't know that bars of gold were so shiny!
Death Raider: Mario: If I reel in just right, maybe I'll catch Atticus!

Justin: Coming to a theater near you: Attack of the Mutant Blooper!
Justin: Gooper Blooper: Ahh... The smell of a new victim.
Justin: Mario: I can't wait to catch those letters in the water!
Justin: Mario: Now the only thing that can ruin my day is a killer Blooper.

joeeh: Little did the Gooper Blooper know that the real Mario was sleeping in the boat...

Dark Ludwig: Mario: Oh no! The wild Atticus has stolen my bait!

peachy64: Blooper: He has no idea I put a time bomb on the boat that will go off in three seconds... Eep.

JKoopa727: The invisible net Mario bought didn't help a lot.
JKoopa727: Mario: Wow! This rusty boat was a great deal at 1,000,000 coins!
JKoopa727: Mario: Oh, come on! I must catch that floating Atticus thing!
JKoopa727: Blooper: I'll get you, and your little shiny thing, too!
JKoopa727: Mario: My overalls got a great addition- a little rectangle thing that attaches with velcro!

Martin: Blooper thought everything was going well for his plan to beat Mario, but it turns out he forgot the
Martin: hook.

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