Contest 96
Picture by Latisha Banks

Goombella: Yoshi: ACK!!! AN AMAZEE DAYZEE! RUN!!!

Waluigi's Twin: Yoshi: Latisha Banks, if you don't drop that mistletoe this instant, I swear I'll eat all of the
Waluigi's Twin: eggnog again next year!

Sleepy_toad: Amazee Dayzee: Ooohhh!!! You're under mistletoe!
Sleepy_toad: Bowser (offscreen): They'll never know that this mistletoe is a Goomba in disguise!

JKoopa727: Lemmy (disguised as Amazee Dayzee): Perfect! This will make a great front page photo for the
JKoopa727: Strange Romance Times!
JKoopa727: Amazee Dayzee: What am I doing here?
JKoopa727: Yoshi: Does my nose need to go in this pink thing's slobber hole?
JKoopa727: The start to a very loving couple.
JKoopa727: Popple (offscreen): Finally, I've got that dino-freak off my back!
JKoopa727: Birdo will even paint mistletoe on the wall to kiss Yoshi.

Iggy4Ever: Yoshi: I'M SUEING!!!

Parakarry123$: Birdo: I have to kiss you? EEW! When I winked, I was aiming at that guy that was kissing some
Parakarry123$: girl that's just a friend.
Parakarry123$: Birdo: Tell me about yourself, toots, while I get ready for some "bling bling".
Parakarry123$: Amazee Dayzee: I hate to interrupt this program, but is the game on yet? I got 4,000 coins on
Parakarry123$: Pipe Land. **GOOD PRIZE**
Parakarry123$: Yoshi went wrong trying to find a girlfriend after he introduced himself as Yoshi D- A Yellow
Parakarry123$: Ordinary Simply Hungry Intelligent Device.

Vivian: Amazee Dayzee: Sighhhhhhhh... I wish I had a boyfriend...
Vivian: Amazee Dayzee: Hahahahaha!!! When Birdo kisses Yoshi under that mistletoe, it will activate that
Vivian: teleporter ray to send Birdo to the land of Teletubbies! Yoshi will be MINE! HAHAHAHAHA- HACK!
Vivian: HACK!

Kirbyfancobra: Yoshi: How am I supposed to fit my mouth around that... thing?
Kirbyfancobra: Birdo: Look Yoshi, mistletoe! Now you have to kiss the Dayzee!

Dark Koopa: Yoshi: How's that mistletoe hanging from the sky like that?

MetaKnight: Yoshi: You mean I have to kiss Bowser instead of you?!

Agahnim Koopa: Yoshi: Why Birdo bring gossipy little flower to Christmas party?

Petey Piranha Fan: Little did they know, the Amazee Dayzee was actually a camcorder in disguise, ready to
Petey Piranha Fan: tape Birdo and Yoshi's kiss.
Petey Piranha Fan: Yoshi: Oh no! Yoshi have sudden urge to eat mistletoe!
Petey Piranha Fan: When Birdo and Yoshi first met.
Petey Piranha Fan: Birdo: (If he doesn't kiss me now, he'll be eating scrambled eggs!)

Iggy Clone: Birdo: Oh mistletoe, I love you!
Iggy Clone: LB 2004: I feel neglected.
Iggy Clone: Yoshi: Umm... Sorry, mistletoe, but I'm married.
Iggy Clone: If only Yoshi knew it was "Nintendo's Birthday", not Christmas, he wouldn't have hung the
Iggy Clone: mistletoe.
Iggy Clone: Heart: FREEDOM!!!
Iggy Clone: Yoshi: MISTLETOE, I HATE YOU!!!
Iggy Clone: It was Yoshi and Birdo’s wedding. The mistletoe forced them to kiss.
Iggy Clone: LB 2004: Still ignored, and why hasn't anybody changed me to 2005?

Justin: Yoshi's first kiss.

Antwan: Yoshi: Look, I like you as a friend, a good person, but COME ON...!
Antwan: Amazee Dayzee: Awwwww... How kyoooot!
Antwan: Birdo: Wow, there WAS an Amazee Dayzee; how did you... where did he go?!

Dylan: Yoshi: Um, ok, I'll do it... on February 31.

Captain Yoshikano: Yoshi: .... MA-MA LUIGI!!!
Captain Yoshikano: The Amazee Dayzee used ~Love Trance~ on his ally Birdo and Yoshi doesn't know what
Captain Yoshikano: to do next for an attack...
Captain Yoshikano: Amazee Dayzee: I wish that I had the courage to go and...  ask out the mistletoe...
Captain Yoshikano: **GOOD PRIZE**

Punisher: Yoshi: H-hi Birdo, can I-I ki-kiss you-u?
Punisher: Mistletoe; a Yoshi's worst nightmare.

Koopus: Amazee Dayzee: I can't believe we had to sit here until they finished poorly painting the entire
Koopus: room...
Koopus: Yoshi: Kissing her wouldn't be so bad... IF SHE HAD LIPS!!!
Koopus: Yoshi: LARRY?! What are you doing up there? Did YOU set this up?!

Vilmary: These are the tough moments in life.

mathgrant: Yoshi: (Hmm... If I eat the mistletoe, then I'll get sick... But if I kiss Birdo, I'll get even sicker... I'M
mathgrant: EATING THE MISTLETOE!)

Dupli-Puff: Birdo: I see that this beautiful monument has brought a tear to your eye, Yoshi.

Yoshi101: Yoshi: Hmm.. Should I run, cry, or have an embarrassing accident? I'll do all three.
Yoshi101: In this new videogame, help Yoshi escape the evil clutches of... ENGAGEMENT!
Yoshi101: Birdo: (quickly) Hellooo Yoshi, my one true love GASP, look a mistletoe you know what that means
Yoshi101: it means we kiss so we should kiss love me crush you... KISS!!!
Yoshi101: Yoshi: GASP! That device from that gladiator movie! You're gonna rip me apart limb by limb?! THE
Yoshi101: HORROR!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yoshi101: Yoshi: Question. Will I get paid for this?
Yoshi101: Yoshi: I hate mistletoe, I'm scared of girls, and I'm scared of walking talking daisies!!!
Yoshi101: Dayzee: YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?! OH, I SEE HOW THIS IS GOIN'!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I Yoshi101: SPIT IN THE WEDDING COOKIE BATTER!!! SAME WITH THE CAKE!!!
Yoshi101: Yoshi: The berries on that mistletoe look yummy, but that daisy looks yummy-ER!
Yoshi101: The reason Yoshi is looking up is because his nose is bleeding, he must resist eating the daisy,
Yoshi101: and Birdo's as ugly as a half eaten Cheep Cheep.
Yoshi101: Yoshi: Um... Birdo, I just came here to see if you could open my jar of Goomba treats.

Lemmylover: Yoshi: Hopefully she won't shoot an egg while kissing.
Lemmylover: Birdo: You look good enough to eat!
Lemmylover: Yoshi: How am I going to kiss her with that snout?

Darcy: Yoshi: Is that a secret spy camera?

Yoshi kid: Yoshi: What am I afraid of? Here we go!

peachy64: Yoshi: Do I have to kiss Birdo or Amazee Dayzee...?

Tayra: Birdo: Come on, Yoshi, give me a big kiss on the lips.

cheesemanguy: This is why Birdo leaves her decorations up after Christmas.

porogonlover322: Yoshi: Oh no, the curse of Christmas strikes AGAIN!!!

FalseBowser: Yoshi's worst nightmare.
FalseBowser: The worst part of this picture: This Birdo is really Wendy in a disguise.
FalseBowser: Looks like Birdo didn't notice a terrible fact: A few moments ago, Yoshi ate 64 onions, 47
FalseBowser: heads of garlic, 12 one-year old pepperonis, and a strange green hotdog found under Wendy's
FalseBowser: bed.
FalseBowser: Yoshi: Why me?
FalseBowser: Amazee Dayzee: What a lovely Caption!
FalseBowser: Birdo: This the best Christmas of my life!
FalseBowser: Latisha Banks: Hehehe... Poor Yoshi.
FalseBowser: Yoshi: (Oh no... Tell me this not truth! X_X)

ShadowIggy: Birdo: Where's my lipstick?
ShadowIggy: Yoshi: MY KINGDOM FOR A WING CAP!!!

HarraAlaKing: First kisses are usually romantic, but in this case it's just wrong!
HarraAlaKing: Yoshi must decide between his two loves: Birdo, or the berries on the mistletoe.
HarraAlaKing: Amazee Dayzee: This is better then my soaps!

MarioFanaticXV: Yoshi: (What do you mean mistletoe berries are toxic?!) ***FIRST PRIZE***

Knight-in-white-chocolate: Amazee Dayzee: (humming) Here comes the bride, all dressed in white.

Gabbie: Yoshi: Birdo, it's too hot in here; can't we turn on the holly-shaped fan?
Gabbie: Amazee Dayzee: Yes! Now Birdo's heart-shaped lollipop will be mine!
Gabbie: Amazee Dayzee: WHAT?! Bowser told me to come here to see a FOOTBALL
Gabbie: GAME, not a wimp backing down from kissing his girlfriend!!!

mallow369: Amazee Dayzee: I'm outta here! I don't need to see this!

Captain Caption: Birdo: C'mon, baby! Give some more suger!
Captain Caption: The daisy's perverted.

Flying Shadow Yoko: Yoshi didn't know the extent of Birdo's feeling until about five seconds later...

Boolia: Yoshi: (Is this a mistletoe?)
Boolia: Birdo: (Come on, Cupcakes, kiss me already!)
Boolia: Amazee Dayzee: (Come on, kiss already! We've been waiting five hours for you guys to kiss!)

Goomrey: The berries on the mistletoe tasted horrible to Yoshi, but at least he was able to get out of
Goomrey: smooching Birdo...

Davtwan: Amazee Dayzee: Wow, you must be that desperate if you're setting up a mistletoe in January.
Davtwan: Birdo: Wow, Amazee, tricking Yoshi with mistletoe; why didn't I think of that?

Drew: Yoshi: Birdo, I want to kiss you, but my nose might get stuck in your mouth!

Ninja-Z: Yoshi: Must... resist.... cherry... DEVOUR!!!
Ninja-Z: Birdo: I would have gotten you this sparkly-gold Amazee Dayzee with the power to grant you any
Ninja-Z: wish you desire, but I decided to get you this 5-cent plastic mistletoe instead.
Ninja-Z: Yoshi: Gee, it was bad enough that you locked me and this random flower in a white room with a
Ninja-Z: scribbly blue wall with no doors or windows for suffocation, but THIS?!

Wart: This is a screen from the unlaunched game "Romyoshi and Birdulete".
Wart: Yoshi's most disgraceful moments.
Wart: Birdo's best Christmas.

Shadowman X: Amazee Dayzee: I was wondering when a Yoshi-Birdo art would be on one of these captions.
Shadowman X: Yoshi: Birdo, I don't think I'm ready for this kind of relationship.

lokop: Yoshi no like smooches, can Yoshi just eat flower?

Fludd Master: Yoshi: How can I kiss her if she got no lips?
Fludd Master: Yoshi: (Should I marry her? We are not the same kind.)
Fludd Master: Yoshi: Uhhh, I prefer the Amazee Dayzee...

Yoshu: Yoshi: Oh hey Bir- Wait, what's uh, heh heh, I hate life...

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