JKoopa727:
An Idiot's Guide to the Nintendo DS.
JKoopa727: The DS
goes triple screen: Two for the game, and one to see Santa Goomba and his
big eyes.
JKoopa727: Rejected
Games #1: Rob-omb Paint(s a house)
JKoopa727: Rob-omb:
Geez! Why do they think I'm a house?
Boolia: Goomba: Merry Christmas, this year you
get three game systems.
Boolia: A Gameboy
Color, and two Gameboy Advance SPs.
Boolia: Bob-omb:
I can't believe I have to paint the whole sky light blue.
Antwan:
Apparantly, Videogamerpat isn't very good at wrapping presents.
Antwan: The primitive
way of linking GBAs.
Davtwan:
A cheap way to build a DS.
Davtwan: Is Videogamerpat
ever going to stop advertising his game?
Davtwan: Goomba:
I'm almost always going to pop up in the Videogamerpat pic, aren't I?
Davtwan: Crazy Packers
Fan: The Fun Factor of this game is like watching paint dry. **GOOD
PRIZE**
MetaKnight: Three GBA SPs for the price of selling your soul to Bowser!
Parakarry123$: Goomba: (sipping a drink) When you finish, paint it white again!
Fawfuls
Friend: Bowser: Darn it! These Gameboys are broken! I know. I'll wrap
them up and give them to
Fawfuls Friend: Wendy
for Christmas.
Petey Piranha Fan: Goomba: Ok, now that I've tricked
you into wrapping those arcade games up, let's... Oh
Petey Piranha Fan: no,
not the hammer!
Petey Piranha Fan: This
is what happened to all the games that were WAY too stupid to be real games.
Dylan: While Rob-omb was preparing for Goomba
Claus to show up, he never figured out that he did
Dylan: naughty things
in captions pictures all year long.
Yoshi kid:
Introducing the new Gameboy Three-Screen!
Yoshi kid: The new
advances in technology have brought you new incredible duct-tape action!***FIRST
Yoshi kid: PRIZE***
Justin: From the makers of the Nintendo GameCube, the Three-Way Gameboy Advance SP!
GIGAS: Santa Goomba: HELP, I HAVE BEEN CAGED IN
THIS STUPID GAMEBOY!
GIGAS: Rob-omb:
OH MY GOSH, MY BODY HAS BEEN CUT IN TWO PIECES!!!
GIGAS: Santa Goomba:
Why am I here?
GIGAS: Rob-omb:
YES, I got 27 houses and a "?" bucket!
GIGAS: Rob-omb:
Don't worry, Goomba, Super Rob-omb Painter comes to save you from the evil
Gameboy!
GIGAS: Paintbrush:
AAAARRRGGG, I HATE BLUE!!!
GIGAS: Mario (offscreen):
Hey, who stole my lucky paint?!
Nightshade:
In this game for the Nintendo Three-S, you guide Goombas past hazards such
as Rob-omb, his
Nightshade: house,
and scary equations.
william: Game Store Ad: The latest Gameboy system,
Gameboy Red, White, and Blue, with games like
william: Bob-omb
Paint!
Cheeseboo:
This is what happens when Mario tries to make a new system.
Cheeseboo: To make
Rob-omb do the chicken dance, press "Q".
Dupli-Puff:
Tonight, we look at Mario Paint TS (triple screen), with triple the awesome
painting experience!!!
Dupli-Puff: Rob-omb:
I could have gone for the job as a nuclear physicist, but Mom said "It's
too dangerous,
Dupli-Puff: but
painting may be fun."
ghettobananachris: The prototype for the DS and its premier game, "Goomba Santa's Bob-omb Paint".
Drew: To
make this weirder, there's a Sega Game Gear on the back showing the other
half of the Goomba
Drew: picture!
Metal Luigi: Fortunately, the game "Rob-omb's
Pathetic World" will never be released, as it must be played
Metal Luigi: on
three Gameboys at once.
Tatanga: Definitely he is the ghost Vincent Van Gore from Luigi's Mansion disguised like Rob-omb.
Kirbyfancobra: Goomba: First a mirror, now this!
Waluigi's Twin: This is what happens when Videogamerpat can't afford a Nintendo DS...
Lemmylover:
Kid playing game: Hey guys, look! I'm playing "Planet of the House-Building
Apes that Aren't
Lemmylover: Really
Apes"!
Lemmylover: Auto
voice in game: You got a ? Log; they can either put great paint on wall,
or, uhh, they can
Lemmylover: put
cheese there.
Denny W.
Koopa: Not the SP, not the DS, but the DP! Featuring three screens
and controls impossible to
Denny W. Koopa: conquer!
The first game will be Mario Party DP, with an awesome mini-game where
you
Denny W. Koopa: have
to make the top two screens look like the bottom one.
Vivian: Nintendo releases its newest gaming system, the Triple Nintendo Advance SP.
HarryAlaKing: My parents got me this instead of a DS...
Matt and Houndie: Before the DS came out, people had to make do with the Gameboys they had.
Gabbie: The
original version of Mario Paint was just too confusing for younger players.
Gabbie: This is
what happens when you try to give Mario a videogame for his birthday.
Gabbie: And we've
discovered that taping two GBAs to a GBC is the most fun thing you can
do with the new
Gabbie: game Mario
Algebra.
Gabbie: The all-new
game Bob-omb Goes to School features Bob-omb in math class and art class,
and his
Gabbie: teacher,
Goomba Claus!
Gabbie: Something
terrible has happened: THE LEARNING COMPANY HAS MERGED WITH NINTENDO!!!
Gabbie: Book on
algebra: $20.00. Blue paint: $50.00. Goomba's first Christmas: priceless.
mathgrant:
Can you defeat the Rob-omb Painting the Wall Blue in the new Faketendo
DS game, Super
mathgrant: Orange
Marshmallow with a Question Mark on it Bros?
mathgrant: Rob-omb:
GWAHAHA! Log six pi to the seventh! I HAVE ACHIEVED BURNiNATION!
Goomrey: Rob-omb attempts to create the Nintendo Triple Screen.
Koopus: The DS prototype originanally had THREE screens, until the duct-tape broke...
MarioFanaticXV: If you didn't get a DS this Christmas, this is probably what your Gameboy looks like.
Green Goomba: Gameboys: ERROR 404! SQUIRREL NOT FOUND!
Choccy Koopa: Do it yourself DS.
Parakarry123$: Goomba: If the weather in there
is frightful... and getting squished is not that delightful... and
Parakarry123$: since
you don't have anywhere to go... watch the show, watch the show, watch
the show.
Parakarry123$: Announcer:
Get these three SPs for FREE! All you have to do is call and pay 9,000
coins for
Parakarry123$: each
one. What a great deal!
Parakarry123$: Bob-omb:
This is hard work. Let's go to Plan B, which is placing all the exact same
? Jars in
Parakarry123$: alphabetical
order.
Pac-Man: Rob-omb: I HATE this job!
Blue Boo: And the award for the most interesting part of the pic goes to... the snazzy yellow background!
Iggy clone: Simon Cowell (offscreen): I swear,
when you were individual you were bad, but now you're
Iggy clone: atrocious!
**GOOD
PRIZE**
Baby Boo:
The new and improved Nintendo DS, now with three screens!!!
Baby Boo: Goomba
Claus is awaiting his fate to be painted by Bob-omb.
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