LEMMY'S AWESOME RACE

Finished by Denny W. Koopa, originally by Lemmy Koopa

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Leg 3

Lemmy: Mario Madness Stadium. Fighting, hosting, watching, and more! It was the Pitstop from our last leg of the race, where Team Talk got eliminated. Our teams ate, chatted, and slept during a twelve-hour period. Now they will depart. They will have 500 coins for this leg.

>>Team Cream-1st at route marker<<

Peach: *yawn*

Toad: Well, what now?! Turn into a flying mattress?!

Peach: Only from Mattress Giants! Ooh-Aah.

A few minutes later…

*rip *

Toad: Drive to Lemmy’s Land Flying Lessons and get your next clue near the plane flown by the Rong Sisters.

Lemmy: STOP READING THE CLUE FOR ME!

Toad: Let’s go!

>>Team Mario<<

Luigi: What this time?

Mario: Bug deodorant kills bugs!

Luigi: Brilliant observation…

>> Team Cream-1st at Junction<<

Lemmy: A Junction is where teams have a choice between two tasks, each with its advantages and disadvantages. Here, we have Fly and Dive. In Fly, teams must wait a half hour to go on the plane, which can only carry two teams. It’s faster, but waiting can cost a lot of time. In Dive, you get to paddle on the Dorrie Dino Paddle Boats. It takes an hour if you are working at a comfortable pace, but quicker if you work your hardest. Both routes will take them to the Real Lemmy’s Land Airport, where they will find their next clue.

Peach: Toad! You turn into a boat!

Toad: I’ll be a seat for you on the plane!

Peach: Well, the less work, the better!

>>Team Scheme<<

Ludwig: Darn! Third place start!

Larry: Don’t worry, Ludwig! I have my tricks!

>>Team Mario-2nd at Route Marker<<

Luigi: To the-

Mario: I forgot my Lemmy Picture at the stadium!

Luigi: *sigh*

>>Lemmy<<

Lemmy: The Marios forgot their picture I gave them! HMPH!

>>Team Dream<<

Playful: I FEEL GREAT!

Bagels: Uh oh, Catnip…

>>Teams Scheme and Dream-3rd and 4th at Route Marker<<

Larry: WOW! I wanted to be a pilot!

Ludwig: Why?

Larry: To spy in the air!

Ludwig: Oh! I see!

Playful: I’d like to fly because I am afraid of water.

Bagels: But I’m afraid of heights!

Playful: D'OH!

>>Team Cheat<<

Wario: Out of the stadium at last!

Waluigi: The ghost was there again!

Wario: SHUDDAP!

>>Team Mario-2nd at Junction<<

Luigi: Let’s Fly!

Mario: NO! Swing!

>>Team Cute<<

Yoshi: Let’s go!

Birdo: I’ll make eggs when we get a little break.

>>Teams Cream and Mario<<

The first plane is now taking off.

>>Team Scheme and Dream-3rd and 4th at Junction<<

Larry: I swapped the gas on the first plane and signed us on the second plane!

Playful: No! The plane is over there in the sky!

Larry: Oops…

Playful: Bagels, we will choose Dive, but we will go fast. I HATE water.

Bagels: Yes sir- I mean, yes feline!

Ludwig: NOOOO!!!

>>Teams Bean and Queen<<

Kolorado: We beat those old chaps. My old friend!

Bowyer: Shopping stand are they at.

Kolorado: Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat? Whatever you say!

Radio: Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanutbuttajelly, peanutbuttajelly, peanutbuttajelly and a baseball bat!

Wendy: I want that CD, MOM!

Clawdia: *sigh* Something as annoying as my husband’s snoring…

Bowser jumps out of the audience.

Bowser: I HEARD THAT!

Clawdia: Oops!

>>Teams Cheat and Cute-5th and 6th at route marker<<

Birdo: Um, eggs aren’t too romantic at a boarded up warehouse.

Wario: HAHAHAHAHA! I can fly a plane! This should be a cinch!

Waluigi: BUT-

Wario: TOO BAD!

Yoshi: Let go!

>>Teams Steam, What, and Queen<<

Roy: I’ll beat that Daisy if it’s the last thing I do!

Daisy: I’ll beat that Roy this leg! The last thing I do, even!

The King: The last thing that I will do is be born.

Iggy: Moron!

Clawdia: Now Wendy can’t hear me because she bought a Walkman and that stupid CD…

>>Teams Cheat and Cute-5th and 6th at Junction<<

Everyone but Waluigi: Let’s Paddle!

Waluigi: NOO! THUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

>>Teams Steam and What-8th and 9th at Route Marker<<

Roy: To that crummy airport?! Oh well…

Iggy: Their paddle boats are pretty.

Roy: And your glasses will be pretty too! Pretty demolished!

The King: You know, I was in the Navy one time.

Daisy: Just great…

The King: Grapefruit? Where?!

>>Team Dream<<

Playful: CURSE YOU, LARRY!

Bagels: Hey! I didn’t know you were seasick!

Playful: Does it look like I’m a fish?!

>>Team Queen-Last at Route Marker<<

Clawdia: Walking takes too long. TAXI!

Driver: What CD are you listening to?

Wendy: The Food CD!

Driver: Can I steal it?

SMACK!

Wendy: MOM! We got another key!

Clawdia: Well, let’s go!

VAROOM!

>>Teams Mario and Cream-1st and 2nd at Route Marker<<

Lemmy: Now teams must make their way to Lemmy’s Land Airport, where they will fly to Lemmy’s Interview City.

Toad: But we just went to an airport!

Luigi: LOOK! Three planes are for free. Plane 1, the luxury one, takes three teams and arrives the earliest, plane 2 arrives ten minutes later and carries five teams, and the last one arrives 30 minutes behind the first plane!

Vroom!

Luigi: HEY! TAXI!

Driver: Hi Mister Mario again!

Mario: Trick or Treat!

Driver: How did you know I brought candy?!

Mario: NO SILLY! Smell my feet!

Vroom!

>>Teams Steam and What<<

Iggy: AHH!!! A CRAZY TAXI!

Daisy: Hey! Team Queen is in there!

Roy: ARGH!

The King: Let me try! HARG!

Roy: NOT HARG! ARGH!

The King: GRAH?

>>Team Queen and Bean- 7th and 8th at Junction<<

Kolorado: EGAD!

Professor: Yes?

Kolorado: NOT YOU! The girls are coming. To the planes!

Bowyer: Gas smell feel sick makes me.

Kolorado: Um, yeah, we’ll catch up; I see a leak on the plane.

Wendy: YES! Let’s take the plane!

Clawdia: But there’s-

Wendy: THE PLANE!

Clawdia: Okay…

>>Team Dream-3rd at Route Marker<<

Playful: There are seven left!

Bagels is seen with two Baseball Boys on motorcycles.

Baseball Boy: POOR PUPPY!

Bagels: Can you take my friend and I to the airport?

Baseball Boy: Sure! We know a super fast shortcut!

>>Teams Steam and What-9th and Last at Junction<<

Roy: I call front seat of that plane!

Daisy: Come on, Dad! Let’s get in. Oh yeah, we have to wait… Oh well, you’ll mess us up!

>>Teams Scheme and Queen<<

The plane is taking off… CRASH!

Larry: NO! I HATE WATER!

Wendy: YAY! WATER!

Ludwig: Well, would you like to spend 500 more coins, or would you like to swim?

Clawdia: There doesn’t seem to be much of a choice, honey…

>>Teams Cheat and Cute-4th and 5th at Route Marker<<

Wario: YES! A TEAM DROPPED BEHIND!

Waluigi: AHH! We might drop too! It would hurt!

Wario: Not if the hole had no end!

Yoshi: Let share taxi!

Wario: Fine… Birdo, may I borrow an egg?

Birdo: Sure! TAXI!

>>Team Dream- 1st at Route Marker<<

Playful: We’re number one! We’re number one!

Bagels: YES! A LUXURY PLANE!

>>Team Cream and Team Mario-2nd and 3rd at Route Marker<<

Luigi: No! That Scheme Team beat us!

Toad: NO! I see Playful hissing at the McDonalds Mascot!

Mario: HI! Hello Mr. Easter Bunny!

Peach: *yawn* The planes leave at 2:00 AM, and we’re on the first flight. Let’s sleep.

>>Teams Cheat and Cute<<

Driver: Just two more miles!

Wario throws the egg at the driver.

Wario: YOSHI! You naughty dino!

Yoshi: OW!

Birdo: Oh no…

Yoshi: LOOK! All Birdo fault! If Birdo not give Yellowhead egg, we be in yellow car.

Birdo: *sob*

Yoshi: Aww, sorry Birdo…

Birdo: *sob* You did that in such a lovely way like all the dating couples on the actual show!

>>Teams Steam and What<<

Teams Steam and What are now taking off.

>>Team Bean-6th at Route Marker<<

Bowyer: Fall one team did.

Kolorado: Yes they did old bean. Taxi!

>>Team Cheat- 4th at Route Marker<<

Wario: DARN! Not the luxury plane!

Waluigi: NO! Fancy planes give me motion sickness!

Wario: Well, good! We made it to a plane made of glass.

Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GLASS CAN-

Wario: I’m joking loser. Now get up at 1:30.

Waluigi: BUT I GET NIGHTMARES AT MIDNIGHT!

Wario: You keep track of them?

>>Team Cute- 5th at Route Marker<<

Yoshi: Made it on second plane!

Birdo: WONDERFUL!

>>Teams Steam and What-7th and 8th at Route Marker<<

The King: RAGH!

Roy: We rose two spots!

Iggy and Daisy: TAXI!

Screech! Screech!

Roy: GO! FAST!

VAROOM!

Daisy: DAD!

The King: But look! There are four giraffes swimming to us.

Daisy: Those are Koopas! And they’re in the race!

VAROOM!

>>Team Bean-6th at Route Marker<<

Bowyer: Leave at 2:00 we will. NYAH!

Kolorado: There are no leaves in front of us, lad!

>>Team Queen-9th at Route Marker<<

Wendy: TAXI!

Screech!

Wendy: To the airport!

Vroom!

>>Team Scheme-Last at Route Marker<<

Larry: We’re over!

Ludwig: Taxi!

Screech! Vroom!

Inside the taxi…

Radio: Our next caller wins a trip to Lemmy’s Interviews. They will go today at eight! Please call 1-800-000-0000.

Ludwig calls in.

Ludwig: Hello?

Person: YOU WON!

Larry: Awesome! Let’s keep it a secret though.

>>Team Scheme, What, Queen, and Scheme-7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th at Route Marker<<

Iggy and Roy: SECOND PLANE!

Daisy, Wendy, and Clawdia: DARN!

Ludwig: Oh no! *wink*

Larry: Aww, whatever shall we do?

Playful: Hey guys! Everyone went out to lunch and shopping, and will be back at 7, and then we will sleep and wake at 1:00.

6:30...

Everyone: We’re back!

Mario, The King, Waluigi, Wario, Kolorado, Luigi, and Bowyer start to sleep. The others chitchat until 7. Ludwig and Larry are about to board their plane when a hand touches them!

Larry: MARIO!

Ludwig: Apparently, he’s sleepwalking.

Luigi comes over.

Luigi: Where are you going?

Larry: Umm, to find a better place to sleep.

Luigi: K- see ya!

>>Team Scheme aboard their plane<<

9:00 PM.

>>Team Scheme-1st at Route Marker<<

Team Scheme departs their plane.

Lemmy: Now teams must make their way to Lemmy’s Hall of Fame, where the best Interviews are, and find the 2001-2004 Top Interview, which is ARIM interviews PIRANHA PLANT.

Larry: What was the top Interview for many years? HEY! Arim interviewed one of my plants, and it was an Interview to be talked about! To the Hall of Fame!

Ludwig: TAXI!

>>Team Scheme-1st at Route Marker<<

Larry: Hey, Ludwig! What time is it?

Ludwig: 10:30, brother.

Larry: Okay, let’s see.

Lemmy: Now teams must travel to Lemmy’s Interview Central, where they will have to say the line most commonly used in Interviews, which is of course, End Transmission.

Ludwig: That’s all the way across town!

Larry: Well, let’s go! TAXI!

Screech!

Driver: Where to, Bub?

Ludwig: Lemmy’s Interviews Central, and the name's Ludwig!

Driver: I don’t like yous two so I’ll go extra slow.

Larry: The Perfect Driver!

>>Teams Dream, Cream, Mario, Cheat, Cute, Bean, Steam, What, and Queen<<

The teams are now boarding the planes.

Daisy: Where are the brothers?

Wendy: At the back of the plane, I guess…

3:00

>>Teams Dream, Cream, and Mario- 3rd, 4th, and 5th at Route Marker<<

Playful: Hey Bagels! Look! There’s the route marker!

Luigi: Come on, MARIO!

Mario: But I’m supposed to autograph this Goomba’s hand!

Luigi: Oh, okay- WAIT! GOOMBAS DON’T HAVE HANDS!

Mario: OWOWOWOWO!

Toad: TAXI!

Screech! Screech! Screech! Screech!

Peach: Yahoo! Your voice is useful!

Mario: The bus is more expensive. Let’s go on it!

Bagels: To the Hall of Fame!

Everyone: Why are you HERE?!

Larry: Don’t pick these freaks up!

3:10

>>Teams Cheat, Cute, Bean, and Steam-5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th at Route Marker<<

Wario: Look! Taxis are here already!

Waluigi: NO! They were waiting to kill us!

Wario: Come on!

Roy: Full Speed Ahead!

Yoshi: Yahoo! Yoshi know who that is! It ARIM!

Bowyer: Arim the interviewer one that is.

>>Team Mario, Cream, and Dream-2nd, 3rd, and 4th at Route Marker<<

Luigi: To Interview Station General!

Toad: Ok!

Peach: Well, let’s go!

Playful: WHAT?! No taxis left?!

Bagels: Doo-doodoo-doodoo!

Geh-Geh-Geh!

>>Team Scheme-1st at Whomp Stop<<

Larry: Okay. I’ll do it!

Ludwig: Suit yourself!

3:30

>>Teams What and Queen-9th and 10th at Route Marker<<

Wendy: The Scheme Team must’ve got here just before us!

Daisy: Well, let’s go!

The King: Come on! The Chinese Fries are dancing for me!

Clawdia: TAXI!

>>Team Scheme<<

Larry: Okay, so…

Camera man: You know what to say!

Larry: End Transmission!

Camera Man: NO! You’re supposed to say PLEASE, you stupid moron!

Larry: PLEASE End Transmission!

Cameraman: Yeah! Here’s your clue. Get me a soda while you’re at it!

Larry: No wonder why they call you Stupid Cameraman!

Cameraman: Is that an INSULT?!

Larry: What do you think it is?

Cameraman: Oh, well, in that case, thanks for the compliment! ^_^

Larry: *sigh*

>>Teams Cute, Steam, Bean, and Cheat-5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th at Route Marker <<

Roy: To Lemmy’s Interviews Central! Come on, Duster Head!

Iggy: OW! But Wario kicked me!

Waluigi: NO! NOT KICKING!

Wario: Put you two together, Iggy and Waluigi, and what do you get?

Iggy: What?

Wario: Team Whine! HAHAHA!

Roy: HEY PUNK! Nobody can dis my brother but ME!

Wario: Oh YEAH?! SAYS WHO?!

Waluigi: NOT THE PERSON WHO SAID IT!

Kolorado: Umm, let’s get out of there in a jiffy!

Yoshi: Yoshi ‘gree.

Birdo: That could get ugly!

>>Team Dream-2nd at Whomp Stop<<

Geh-Geh-Geh!

Playful: I’ll go! This will be a piece of fish!

>>Team Cheat and Steam<<

Iggy: Let’s just go!

Roy and Wario: FINE!

Waluigi: NO! DON’T YELL!

>>Team Scheme<<

Ludwig: Well, now that we’re in the taxi, what does the clue say?

Larry: Go to the top of Interviewee Hotel and Zip to the Pitstop!

Lemmy: Teams must now make their way to the Interviewee Hotel, the tallest building in all of Plit, and zip down through the window into my famous Interview room.

Larry: To the Interviewee Hotel and fast!

>>Teams Mario and Cream-3rd and 4th at Whomp Stop<<

Mario: Let’s-a go!

Luigi: No Mario! I’ll do… it…

Peach: TOAD! Get your tiny butt over to that chair!

>>Teams Queen and What-9th and Last at Route Marker

Clawdia: We’re going to the General Interview Station!

Wendy: And we’re taking the subway!

Daisy: Come on, Dad!

The King: But this lion will give us a ride. And look, they have a Sony 39 made from Microsoft in it!

Daisy: You’ll make us lose!

The King: I know. You lost badly in Survivor.

Daisy: I WASN’T IN SURVIVOR!

>>Team Dream<<

Playful: END- wait. What am I doing this for?

Cameraman: (waving the clue near the ground) For the little clue, kitty princess!

Playful: WHAT! MEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!

Camera Man: OWWWWW!

Playful: Thanx! Go to the pitstop!

Bagels: The hotel is at the end of the street!

Playful: Let’s go!

>>Team Scheme<<

DING! DING! DING!

Larry: Hello?

Zip! Zip!

Ludwig: OH! Boo Workers!

Five seconds later…

Larry: YAHOO!!!

Ludwig: I’m von top of the world!

Crash!

Larry: That’s actually pretty dangerous, if you don’t have a shell to hide in!

Lemmy: Team Scheme, TEAM NUMBER ONE!

Larry: YES!

***Team Scheme-1st Place-5:30***

Mouser: Good job, dudes!

Lemmy: And want to know what you won? Morton’s Wedding Cake Special! And sit in those seats!

Larry: Okay!

They do so.

Click!

Larry and Ludwig: OWWWWWWW!!! NO FAIR!

Lemmy: HAHAHA!

>>Team Dream<<

Playful: We HAVE to walk.

Bagels: Why?

Playful: My paws don’t reach the keys!

Bagels: Well, let’s go!

>>Team Queen<<

Clawdia: Can we just go further?!

Conductor: But this is the end of the line!

Wendy: Zzz!

Clawdia: I’ll give you this CD!

Conductor: SURE! Let’s go!

>>Teams Cream and Mario<<

Toad: END TRANSMISSION!

Cameraman: WOW! Strong mouth!

Toad: Yeah, well…

Cameraman: LOOK AT THIS GUY! He’s moving a plane with only his mouth!

Toad: Were you even paying attention?

Cameraman: What? Who are you? Well, here’s a clue anyways!

Mario: Who are you?

Cameraman: Just go sit-

Mario: Who are you?

Cameraman: J-

Mario: GIMME MY CLUE YOU, UM, ELEPHANT POKER!

Mario starts choking the cameraman. A clue falls out.

Mario: It’s-a my lucky day!

>>Team Dream<<

Bagels: WE MADE IT!

STRAP! STRAP!

Playful: MEOW!!!

Bagels: BOWSER WOULD LOVE THIS!!!

Lemmy: Team number 2, Team Dream!

***Team Dream- 2nd Place 5:45***

Mouser: Yowdy yowdy yo, y'all!

Bagels: YAHOO!

Scratch! Scratch! Scratch!

Lemmy: NO! MY WONDERFUL FURNITURE!

Lemmy pulls out a squirt bottle. Team Dream runs away quickly.

>>Team Queen-5th at Whomp Stop<<

Wendy: ZZZ!!!

Clawdia: I guess that I will do it!

>>Teams Mario and Cream<<

Luigi: Wow! Nice place!

Mario: The ELEVATOR!

Both teams rush to the elevator. Mario presses all 80 buttons.

Toad: I think-

Peach: NO! I can’t bare to walk!

Toad: But-

Peach: I never asked for your opinion!

>>Teams Bean and Cute-6th and 7th at Whomp Stop<<

Kolorado: I know this line too well. I can do it!

Birdo: Oh no you don’t! I’ll beat you!

>>Team Queen<<

Clawdia: End Transmission.

Cameraman: LOUDER!

Clawdia: NO!

Cameraman: FINE! HERE! YOU ARE IN LAST ANYWAYS!

Clawdia: Then why does this clue say 5th place?

Cameraman: BECAUSE IT WANTED TO!

>>Team Mario<<

Luigi: One step per foot! Not one step per both feet!

Mario: OWOWOWOW!

Luigi: This will take a while...

Mario: Mamamia!

>>Team Steam and Cheat-8th and 9th at Whomp Stop<<

Wario: I’ll go!

Iggy: Please let me go this time!

Roy: FINE, PEA BRAIN!

>>Team Cream<<

STRAP! STRAP!

Peach: LALALA!

Toad: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Lemmy: Team Cream, mumber three!

***Team Cream-3rd Place 6:15***

Mouser: Cool!

Toad: Where are you from?

Mouser: You’ll see me sitting next to Lemmy on the airport sign.

Peach: I KNOW YOU!

>>Team What-Last at Whomp Stop<<

Daisy: I’m coming.

The King: Don’t worry! I won’t think!

Daisy: I know.

>>Team Cute, Bean, Steam, and Cheat<<

The cameraman is sleeping and everyone grabs a clue.

Iggy: Simple!

Kolorado: AHOY!

Birdo: YES!

Wario: YEAH! The CHEATIN’ SPIRIT!

>>Teams Mario and Queen<<

DING! DING!

STRAP! STRAP! Strap! Strap!

Wendy: Hey? Where’s my CD?

Clawdia: I had to give it away!

Wendy: YOU WHAT?!

Luigi: Ooh!

Mario: I love hand-sanitizer operas!

Luigi: It’s soap operas, and where did you get that from?

Lemmy: Team Queen, you’re team-

SCRATCH!

Lemmy: MY FACE! DON’T LOOK AT ME! MOUSER! TAKE OVER!

Mouser: Yee doggies! One hour pen-al-ty. Scratch his face! Team Mario is 4th!

***Team Mario-4th Place-6:25***

Luigi: YAHOO!

Mario: YOU GOOD MR. COW!

Mouser: Um, yeah…

>>Team What<<

Daisy: END TRANSMISSION GIVE ME THE STUPID CLUE!

Cameraman: AHH!

>>Teams Bean, Cute, Steam, and Cheat<<

Bowyer: To the elevator we must go!

Yoshi: YOSHI!

Roy: COME ON!

Iggy: But I gotta GO!

Roy: Fine, but only cuz I don’t wanna look stupid.

Wario: What excuse this time?

Waluigi: If we get stuck, we won’t breathe!

Wario: I’ll charge you up the stairs with me!

>>Team What<<

Daisy: There it is, Dad!

The King: The Aimish village?

Daisy: The Hotel, and it’s Amish!

The King: Whatever you say, Lemon!

>>Team Cute and Bean<<

DING! DING!

Birdo gets on Yoshi and Yoshi jumps and floats to the Interview building while Team Bean starts to go down the zip line.

Mouser: Yo! G-Dino and G-Dinoette! 5th place!

***Team Cute-5th Place-6:35***

Yoshi: We do better and better!

Birdo: Now we’re great!

Kolorado: Hey old bean!

Mouser: Hey! I dig those funky trunks! You came in 6th place!

***Team Bean- 6th Place-6:36***

Bowyer: Close we were elimination to.

Kolorado: Umm, okay…

>>Team Steam and Cheat<<

DING! DING!

Roy: I bet we’re eliminated cuz of you. WOAH!!!

Iggy: FUN! FUN! FUN!!!

They look to Iggy’s line and Wario is carrying Waluigi. Unfortunately, Team Cheat's higher speed makes them fly past the mat, so Team Steam gets there first.

Mouser: Where you ben man?! Team 7!

***Team Steam- 7th place-7:00***

Roy: You’re lucky, bud!

Iggy: Hey! I had to!

Wario: Come on! We will be eliminated!

Waluigi: But being eliminated is way too scary!

Waluigi runs down three floors but Wario chases after him, and finally gets back on the mat.

Wario: We know…

Waluigi: I DON’T WANT TO KNOW!

Mouser: Team Cheat, wastin' time! But Team 8!

***Team Cheat-8th Place 7:23***

Wario: We didn’t get eliminated!

Waluigi: NO! We didn’t get eliminated!

Wario: You just want us to lose. Huh…

>>Team What and Team Queen<<

Wendy: Is it time?

Mouser: Come over here.

Mouser: Team number 9 is-

Voice: DOUGHNUTS!

Boom!

Mouser: Team What!

***Team What-9th Place-7:24:59***

Daisy: WE MADE IT!

The King: Let’s watch Shirts match tomorrow!

Daisy: It’s Skins! And we have a race tomorrow!

The King: Really? Sounds fun!

Mouser: Sorry Team Queen, comes to show that when you scratch someone with a perfect face, you will have a horrible future.

***Team Queen- Eliminated***

Wendy: It’s okay; it’s my mom’s entire fault!

Clawdia: Really? I think your father should teach me about this dungeon thing.

Wendy: I mean it was my fault!

Mouser: Well, who are you dawgs routin’ for?

Wendy: I want our house pets to win!

Clawdia: Cheers to my sons!

Mouser: Well, that’s the end of another cool leg.
 

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11. Team Scheme
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12. Team Dream
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13. Team Cream
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14. Team Mario
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15. Team Cute
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16. Team Bean
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17. Team Steam
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18. Team Cheat
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19. Team What
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10. Team Queen
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11. Team Talk
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12. Team Mean
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