Lemmy: My Interview Building. Great, full of atmosphere... Ok, no atmosphere at all, but it’s still great! Here was our last pitstop and a step closer to one million bucks! After a mandatory rest period, Teams will leave 12 hours since they came. First to go is Team Scheme, at 4:30 AM.

>> Team Scheme <<

*Rip*

Lemmy: Now teams must make their way to Denny W. Koopa’s first Interview room.

Larry: Make your way to Denny W. Koopa’s first Interview room, where you will meet Denny and he’ll give you a new clue.

Ludwig: I hope he’s not playing with Porcupos again!

Larry: Where was his first Interview room?

Ludwig: Uh oh!

>> Team Dream <<

Playful: Okay! Bagels, do you know where the first Interview room Denny interviewed is?

Bagels: What happens if I say no?

Playful: You won’t be able to see Bowser again.

Bagels: Umm, I don’t know! Yup, never said no!

Playful: Let’s go to that park over there and ask some people.

Bagel: OKAY!

>> Team Cream <<

Peach: I know! Denny did that horrible underground Interview with Waluigi, where Mario named his doll after me!

Toad: OK!

>> Teams Dream and Scheme <<

Playful sees Dorrie Dino in a pond.

Playful: Hello? Mr. Blue-more-overweight-than-Yoshi-dino-thingy… Would you happen to know where Denny did his first Interview?

Dorrie: BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

SPLASH!

Playful: YOU ARE SO GOING TO GET HURT FOR THAT!

Dorrie: BLU BLU BLU BLU!!!

SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!

Dorrie jumps up in laughter, causing pumps of waves that push Playful and Bagels away. Meanwhile, another team is nearby…

Larry: HEY! LOOK! Over there in the park is a directory on all the Interview stations!

SPLASH!!!

Larry: Ludwig! Not those flowers that messed up my birthday!

Ludwig: WAIT! How did the author know about that party? He wasn’t there!

Sorry, I was reading Lemmy’s Journal in Lemmy’s Life.

Lemmy: I guess putting a journal in public isn’t a good idea… SAY! Aren’t you supposed to be in the Interview room?

Oh yeah! Anyway, Playful gets pushed into the hole.

Playful: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! OOF! HEY! HELLO DENNY!

Bagels: I’m cominggggggg…

Ludwig: We found our way!

Larry: Yeah, our way into second place…

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: Mario! You-a gone there!

Mario: Row, row, row your cake, roughly down the volcano!

Luigi: Umm, okay…

Mario: Marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me.

Luigi: You are so wrong...

>> Teams Dream, Scheme, and Cream - 1st, 2nd, and 3rd at Whomp Stop <<

Peach: Now after you jump down there, tell me if you are okay.

Toad jumps down the hole.

Toad: I’M OKA- OOF!

Peach: Thank you, Cushion!

Toad: You- WAIT! You’re not welcome to do that!

Peach drags Toad by the ear. Well, he doesn’t have ears, so Peach grabs Toad by the cap-

Peach: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Toad: That’s not supposed to come off!

WORK WITH ME HERE!

Team Cream: Sorry… Hey LOOK! Denny!

Lemmy: A Whomp Stop is where one member has to do a task. This task is Mole Maze. Contestants must make their way through these tunnels made from Monty Moles, avoiding obstacles. Once they make it to this chamber known as Playroom Chamber, they will get their next clue and run back to the entrance.

Peach: TOAD! You’re doing it!

Toad: ALL RIGHT, MS. BOSSY!

Bagels and Ludwig are watching, as Playful and Larry are in the maze.

Bagels: Ooh…

Ludwig: Vhat? The maze is mossy? GREAT! Larry excels in any kind of algae!

Peach: Brother…

Ludwig: No, my mother got eliminated…

>> Team Cute <<

Yoshi: Look! Wiggler!

Birdo: Maybe we can ride him to that underground Interview place!

Yoshi: Let go!

>> Team Bean <<

Kolorado: TAXI!

Screech!

Bowyer: To the park and put your foot on the gas, a lot!

>> Team Mario - 4th at Whomp Stop <<

Luigi: OWW!!!

Mario: YES!

Luigi: Okay, well, Mario, you are shorter so you will do this roadblock-

Mario: YOU-A SHORTER!

Luigi: BECAUSE YOU’RE STANDING ON ME!

Mario: Okey dokey!

Luigi: And please don’t mess up badly…

>> Whomp Stop <<

Larry: Is this the Playroom Chamber?

Monty Mole: Thy Shakespeare Chamber!

Larry: I’ve been searching here for a half hour!

Meanwhile…

Playful: THIS IS SO GROSS!

Toad: REALLY? I’m used to fungus!

Playful: GET OUT OF HERE, PIPSQUEAK!

Toad: AHH! I’M GOING AWAY!

>> Team Steam <<

Roy: IGGY! We’re almost in last! You’ve got to hurry

Iggy: WAIT UP!!!

Roy: We’re never going to make it…

>> Team Cute - 5th at Whomp Stop <<

Yoshi floats in the air with Birdo on his back.

Yoshi: Birdo, you want to dig and find clue?

Birdo: I guess I should do this roadblock; I’m good at digging!

>> Team Bean <<

Kolorado: Lemmy’s Land Junk Lot? Bowyer said to keep your foot on the gas all the way!

Croco: HELP ME!

Bowyer: Junky place this actually is.

Geno: Nobody remembers me anymore. WAIT! ANOTHER MARIO RPG CHARACTER! REMEMBER ME?

Bowyer: Jenny-o, hello!

Geno: HMPH!

>> Whomp Stop <<

Playful: Playroom Chamber?

Mole: Daze Room Chamber!

Playful: ARGH! THIS IS SO- AHHhhhhhh! OOF!

Little Mole: Kitty!

Mole Kids: YAY!!! LET’S PLAY!

Playful: Hey kid, what’s that yellow thing in your pocket?

Mole Kid: IT’S CLOOK.

Playful scratches the kid. The kid jumps up and a clue falls on Playful.

Playful: I’m good! How do I get out?

Five seconds later, Playful is thrown out zooming around the corner that Toad’s at, knocking him back to the entrance.

Playful: I GOT IT! It says go to one of Lemmy’s most well known Interviews.

Lemmy: Teams must now make their way to the Interview room where I interviewed Daisy. I didn’t like it however, because it almost got me fired!

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: Okay, do you know where Denny’s first Interview was?

Waluigi starts sucking his thumb.

Wario: We’ll ask that Goomba over there.

>> Team What <<

Daisy: YES! I KNOW where Denny had his first Interview! Let’s GO!

The King: But Plum, you will be my caddy for the day.

Daisy: TAXI!

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: Where was Denny’s first Interview?

Goomba: (giggling) In the park, underground, where he interviewed your partner!

Wario: Waluigi?

Waluigi: Wha?

POW!!!

>> Team Steam - 6th at Whomp Stop <<

Iggy: Roy, you should do it.

Roy: Yeah, I guess… CHARGE!!!

>> Whomp Stop <<

Roy charges in and kicks Toad back to the entrance.

Toad: WHY?

Larry: I got it! I got it!

Ludwig: That took a while!

Larry: We have to go to LEMMY interviews DAISY.

Ludwig: Let’s go already!

>> Team Dream <<

Playful and Bagels stole a skateboard and are arriving at Lemmy’s Interview Station. The skateboard makes two beeps like when you turn the alarm on in a car.

Bagels: What’s the easiest way to find a well-known Interview room?

Desk Lady: Go to the second floor.

Playful: We’re taking the elevator!

>> Team Bean <<

Kolorado: Well, old bean, I guess we’ll have to walk. Hey, look over at that tall building, lad!

Bowyer: Transportation I see!

>> Whomp Stop <<

Toad: Now watch your step, yay! Watch your step, yay! Watch your, AHH!!!

Birdo digs up with such a force, it pushes Toad back to the entrance.

Toad: Is there FRICTION on Plit?

Meanwhile…

Mario: YAHOO! Umm, could this be the playroom?

Mole Kid: IT MARIO!

The Mole runs into the tunnels screaming, thus, all the clues fall out of his pocket. Mario, however, too dumb to notice, chases the Mole outside, but finds no clue. Luigi picks one up and grabs Mario. Toad, Birdo, and Roy grab a clue.

>> Team What - 7th at Whomp Stop, and 7th Completed <<

Daisy: Okay, DAD? I’ll find a clue and, HEY! There’s one here! COOL! Make your way to Lemmy’s most well known- Uh oh, I bet I will know which one it is…

The King: WHAT.

Daisy: The one where-

The King: I know.

Daisy: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY-

The King: What-

Daisy: Ever…

>> Team Dream - 1st at Route Marker <<

Playful: *sigh* We lost a lot of time on that…

Bagels: Let’s go out to the desk and read the clue.

At the desk…

Playful: Thank you! OOPS! I said the T Y word!

Lemmy: Teams must now make their way to Lemmy’s Game Guide, where they will have to find the first guide in Lemmy’s Land, Paper Mario by me.

Bagels: Let’s just GO!

>> Team Cheat - 8th at Whomp Stop <<

Wario: WAH? THIS WAS EASY! If only SOMEONE knew where they were interviewed!

Waluigi: I’m afraid of Interviews!

Wario: *sigh*

>> Teams Scheme, Dream, and Bean <<

Kolorado: SAY! LOOK! It’s what those younger lads call, “RIPPERS”.

Bowyer: Skateboard it is, nyah! Stupid you are.

Kolorado: Let’s ride this over to the park!

Larry: OKAY! Look! It’s the Interview Station!

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Larry: MY EARS!

Ludwig: Vhat? I don’t hear anything…

Playful: HEY! GET OFF OF OUR TRANSPORTATION!

Kolorado: Oh, sorry…

Bowyer: Jog we must!

>> Team Mario, Steam, and Cute <<

Luigi: MARIO! We go in this building and try to remember that Interview you liked.

Mario: Huh?

Luigi: The one where you broke up with Peach?

Mario: Huh?

Luigi: Forget it!

Yoshi: Do Birdo know where Daisy got interviewed?

Mario: Huh?

Birdo: YES! I know! I can help the team some more!

Mario: Huh?

Roy: Iggy, you’re the brains! You find the room; I’ll get a cab!

Mario: Huh?

POW!

Iggy: Okay!

>> Team Scheme - 2nd at Route Marker <<

Larry: It looks like the animals are ahead of us!

Ludwig: Look! There’s bikes!

Larry: We’ll have a little trouble teaching you how to ride a bike-

Ludwig: It’s all right; I’ve read books on them!

>> Team Bean - Last at Whomp Stop <<

Kolorado: Okay, well then, it says, go to the well-known Interview. Hmm, that must be where Lemmy interviewed Daisy!

Bowyer: Right you are!

>> Team What and Cream <<

Team Cream walks up to the building, while Team What’s taxi pulls up.

Daisy: Um, Peach, could you get a clue for me?

Peach: Why?

Daisy: People will stare at me, and my dad wouldn’t even go in.

Peach: NO! Talk to the hand!

Toad: I’ll get one for you, Daisy!

Daisy: Thanks, Toad!

Toad: Somebody used my name without screaming at me with it!

>> Team Dream <<

Bagels: YEAH!

Playful: WOW! You sure get used to many things on this show.

Bagels: Well, here we are!

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: Waluigi, you could go with me or stare at that turkey.

Waluigi: I’m not going in! There could be trapdoors!

Wario: Okay then…

Waluigi stands outside and stares at an overweight bird trotting towards him...

Waluigi: EEK! I WANT TO COME IN!

Wario: I knew the remote control turkey would work!

>> Team Scheme <<

Larry is seen about two miles ahead of Ludwig, who already has 298 scars.

Larry: Books are good, huh… LUDWIG! I’LL JUST BE IN HERE BOOKING A FLIGHT!

>> Team Dream <<

Bagels: It's 12:30  PM.

Playful: Okay, um, dude, do ya have a flight to Lemmy’s Game Guides?

Blooper: Yeah, luckily for you, there is one person on it. You can go right in the plane. It leaves at 1:30 and arrives at 2:30.

Playful: Thanks!

Bagels: It’s over there!

On the plane…

Playful: I think Denny W. Koopa likes us as a team.

Bagels: Why?

Playful: He just came in and put cardboard cutouts in every seat.

Bagels: Good point.

>> Team Steam and Mario <<

Iggy: Four tickets for the earliest flight to the Game Guide?

Blooper: The earliest leaves at 1:30, but it's full of cardboard cutouts pets. Here’s the next available flight.

Iggy: Okay, I got a plane for both of us, it leaves at 2:30 and arrives at 3. Good?

Mario: Budapest is in Hungary!

Luigi: Your IQ, it’s growing-

Mario: I know, pasta makes me hungry.

Luigi: Oh…

>> Team Cute <<

Birdo: I think it’s on the top floor…

>> Team Cream - 5th and taking 6th at Route Marker <<

Peach: Make your way to the Lemmy’s Game Guides.

>> Team Scheme <<

Larry: Hello, two tickets to Lemmy’s Game Guides board please?

Blooper: Ah, Boo as a girlfriend- eh.

Larry: Not really…

The door opens.

Ludwig: LARRY! I made it!

Larry: You rode your bike the whole way?

Ludwig: No, I threw it into a tree and then flew my hoverscooter.

Larry: You’ll never learn…

Blooper: You may go on the plane right away!

>> Team Bean <<

Kolorado: Okay, the second floor.

Bowyer: Know how do you?

Kolorado: The clue is up in that window right above us.

Bowyer: Point good

>> Team Cheat - 7th at Route Marker <<

Wario: Fly to Lemmy’s Game Guides. Good thing I brought two flying caps. Now let’s put them on.

Wario puts his on but crashes into the ceiling.

Outside…

Wario: Now let’s put them on!

Waluigi: NO! I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN MY HEAD HURTS!

Wario: SHADDAP! You’re making my head hurt.

Wario pushes the cap on Waluigi and they both takeoff.

>> Teams Cream and What <<

Daisy: Four tickets to the flight that everyone else is on.

Blooper: Here you go!

>> Team Bean - 8th at Route Marker <<

Kolorado: YES! There’s one left!

Bowyer: Go we must.

>> Team Cute <<

Birdo finds a room and sees Yoshi dancing in it.

Birdo: Yoshi? What are you doing?

Yoshi: Yoshi look for you, but found Magic Lamp!

GEH GEH GEH!

Yoshi: Let go!

Lemmy: A Magic Lamp is where a team can find a warp pipe that can take them to a cave, there the team will rub the lamp three times and get sent right to the pitstop. However, teams may only use it once in the race.

GEH GEH GEH!

>> Team Dream <<

The flight carrying Team Dream has now left, 1 hour and 30 minutes ahead of the other teams.

>> Team Bean <<

Kolorado: One ticket, please!

Bowyer: Times are the what?

Blooper: 2:31 and arrives at 3:01.

Kolorado: Okay.

>> Team Cute <<

Birdo rubs the lamp three times and the Genie appears.

Genie: I will take you to Crystal Palace, in the Paper Mario Game Guide, the Pitstop of this Leg!

POOF!

Jr. Troopa: Hey somehow relatives. You’re ruining my sleep!

Lemmy: Team Cute, you’re team number one!

Birdo hugs Yoshi.

Lemmy: As the winners of the 4th Leg of the AWESOME Race, you get the most valuable thing in life, right here in this chest.

Lemmy points to a treasure chest and Team Cute opens it.

Birdo: It has nothing!

Lemmy: But yes it does! It has air! The most valuable thing in life!

Yoshi: Not funny.

>> Team Dream and Team Cheat <<

Air Phone: We are now flying over Lemmy’s Labyrinths College…

Everyone looks out the window and sees a glass sphere, which Lemmy had the Koopatrols work on for three years. Playful looks out, rubs his eyes twice, and sees what he truly saw in the first place. Wario and Waluigi, with their winged caps, flew up, crashed into Lemmy’s doomship, and fell on the plane’s wing!

>> Lemmy’s Game Guide <<

Team Dream and Cheat are now in Lemmy’s Game Guides, Team Cheat with a slight advantage not having to go through luggage.

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: Taxi!

Screech!

Wario: Paper Mario Guide please!

Waluigi: NOT THERE!

Wario: YES THERE!

Waluigi: NO!

Wario: YES!

Waluigi: NO!

Wario: YES!

Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOO!

>> Team Dream <<

Playful: TAXI!

Screech!

Bagels: To Paper Mario and on the triple!!!

>> Teams Cheat and Dream - 1st and 2nd at Junction <<

Wario: How did you get here so fast?

Team Cheat’s Taxi Driver: Cuz ya morons wouldn’t shuddap!

Playful: Junction! Drive or Hike!

Lemmy: A junction is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons.

In Drive, both members need to drive a kart all the way to Starborn Valley, where they will find their next clue. It will take a while, but teams will be more relaxed.

In hike, Teams must hike up Mt. Rugged, through the Dry Dry Desert, and find the Oasis where they will have to find there next clue. The temperatures may be extreme, but Teams that can keep their cool will get this done very quickly.

Wario: We’re driving!

Waluigi: No I will not!

Wario ties Waluigi to a kart, attaches it to his with a rope, and zooms off.

Playful: Then we’ll do Hike!

Bagels: Yay! Run run run run run run run run-

Playful: Wait for me, you mutt!

>> Teams Steam, Mario, Scheme, Cream, What, and Bean <<

Roy: TAXI!

Screech!

Larry: Thanks, Iggy!

Roy: Iggy, why’d you let them get on first?

Iggy: Larry said he was allergic to Piranha Plants, like the guard at the door over there!

Roy: Then why does he plant them all the time?

Iggy: Oops…

Larry is seen making the loser sign out the window.

Luigi: Taxi!

Mario: Roy, Iggy, wanna come with us?

Luigi: Nonononono!

Iggy: Sure!

Luigi: Why’d ya do that?!

Mario: Bob your head for the chicken fry!

Luigi: Whatever…

Daisy: Taxi!

The King: No, let Peach go, honey!

Daisy: Why?!

The King: Because Bill Gates told me so himself!

The King points to Koopa Koot.

Koopa Koot: Could you do me a favor? I got an extra taxi! Could you please use it?

Daisy: You’re lucky, Dad!

Koopa Koot: These two people can use it too.

Kolorado: Say it isn’t so! We’re not in last!

Bowyer: So it isn’t!

Kolorado: I don’t get it…

>> Team Cheat <<

Team Cheat goes over a big bump.

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wario: Take that, Tubba Blubba!

Tubba Blubba: I’d fight back, but I don’t have the heart to.

Waluigi: AHHHHH! Lame jokes are SCARY!

>> Team Dream - Junction Completed <<

Playful: HA HA! You’re wet and I’m Dry!

Bagels: Well, I happen to love the water!

Bagels walks next to Playful and shakes water off.

Playful: So sickening… Jump in the warp pipe and land on the mat in front of Crystal Palace.

GEH GEH GEH!

>> Team Scheme - 3rd at Junction <<

Larry: Since you’re the slowest Koopa on this side of Plit, let’s drive.

Ludwig: You're lucky I’m too deaf to hear what you said, because I’m sure it was an insult!

>> Team Dream <<

Bagels: There’s Lemmy!

Jr. Troopa: Welcome to Crystal Palace!

Playful: Can we kill him?

Lemmy: No, and Team Dream, you're team number 2!

Bagels: Thank you!

>> Teams Steam and Mario - 4th and 5th at Junction <<

Roy: We can outrun them, let’s Kike!

Luigi: I’m smarter then them! Let’s Kike!

>> Team Cheat - Junction Completed <<

Wario: Now what? Walk up Shiver Mountain to the Crystal Palace.

Wario and Waluigi look up and see a huge mountain.

Wario and Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>> Team Cream - 6th at Junction <<

Peach: We’re driving!

Peach gets in her kart and zooms off. However, Toad can’t reach the gas pedal, so he is forced to push his kart.

Toad: After I retire as a Mushroom Slave, I’ll join the Koopas and torture Peach!

>> Team Cheat <<

Waluigi: I can’t make it!

Wario: It’s one more step!

Waluigi: What if the mat has a trapdoor?

Wario: Lemmy is too nice to do that!

Wario pushes Waluigi onto the mat.

Jr. Troopa: Welcome to Crystal Palace!

Wario: Can I kill him?

Waluigi: HE’S SCARY!

Lemmy: Team Cheat, you’re number three!

Lemmy: And one more thing.

Lemmy pulls a lever, and Team Cheat falls through a trapdoor!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wario: Just shut up…

Jr. Troopa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lemmy pulls another lever and Jr. Troopa falls.

Jr. Troopa: CURSES!

Lemmy: This Jr. Troopa plushie is much better than you!

>> Teams Bean and What- 7th and 8th at Route Marker <<

Daisy: Dad is having one of those moments where he wanders off, and he’s wandering in the Hike direction…

Bowyer: Beat them we can in Hike!

Kolorado: Yes, jibberish is fun too… Jubba jubby jooble!

>> Team Scheme - Junction Completed <<

Larry: Basically, we just have to walk all the way up there!

Ludwig, seeing this, screams.

Larry: Actually, wait here for a second…

>> Teams Steam and Mario - Junction Completed <<

Roy: So we just have to jump in here!

Iggy: Let’s wait for- OW! Fine!

Luigi: Mario, stop crying! What happened!

Mario: Bandits stole our luggage! All my cheese is gone!

Luigi: WHAT?! MY DISPOSABLE UNDERWEAR WAS IN THERE, YOU MORON!

GEH GEH GEH!

>> Teams Steam, Scheme, and Mario <<

Jr. Troopa Plushie: …

Iggy: Lemmy! I missed you!

Lemmy: You’ve only been away from me for about nine hours!

Roy: Look, he’s missed you so much, he’s been cuddling a picture of you for the whole day!

Lemmy: Wow… Well, you’re team number four.

Roy: Wow! We made up ground!

Larry walks up to the mat, just as Team Mario gets out of the pipe.

Lemmy: Where’s Ludwig?

Larry takes out a piece of fudge.

Larry: LUDWIG! I HAVE CHOCOLATE!

A blur comes up the mountain and Ludwig just appears on the mat.

Jr. Troopa Plushie: …

Lemmy: Wow, I’ve never seen Ludwig run so fast! Well, you’re team number five!

Larry: Good job, Ludwig! We’re not eliminated ye-

Ludwig: I don’t care! Just gimme the chocolate!

Luigi: Wow, if I just saw the heaviest Koopaling run that fast, then I could see anything in the world!

Jr. Troopa Plushie: …

Lemmy: Team Mario, you’re team number six!

Mario: I miss my cheese…

>> Peach - Junction Completed <<

Peach: I’ll wait for Toad at the Pitstop!

>> Team Bean - Junction Completed <<

Kolorado: Wow! We beat The King and Daisy! Very good, I say!

Bowyer: Second counts every!

GEH GEH GEH!

>> Toad - Junction Completed <<

Toad: GREAT! I GET TO WALK MORE!

>> Team What - Junction Completed <<

Daisy: Let’s go, Dad!

The King: Don’t bother me when I’m dying!

Daisy: You’re not dying!

The King: Yes I am.

Daisy: FINE! You’ll die!

The King: IS THAT A THREAT?!

Daisy: Well, at least we’ll be eliminated.

GEH! GEH! GEH!

>> Teams Bean, Cream, and What <<

Kolorado: Huff I say!

Jr. Troopa Plushie: …

Lemmy: Team Bean, you’re team number 7!

Peach: Here comes Toad! TOAD! WE’RE IN SECOND TO LAST PLACE! HURRY UP!

Toad: I’ll just wait for the next team to check in, because I hate Peach now! I’ll make her lose!

GEH GEH GEH!

Jr. Troopa Plushie: …

Lemmy: Team What, you’re somehow team number eight!

Toad finally walks up to the mat.

Jr. Troopa Plushie: YOU'RE ALL LOSERS!

Lemmy: Team Cream, you are the last team to arrive…

Lemmy: I am sorry to tell you that you’ve been eliminated from the race.

Peach starts to cry.

Toad: Lemmy, do you actually mean you’re sorry that we’ve been eliminated from the race?

Lemmy: No, it’s just my line. Actually, I’m kind of happy you’re elimina-

Toad: HEY! All I wanted was a yes or no!

Peach: Toad is my slave and he will always be my slave…

Toad: And I now want Peach to die!
 

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