Lemmy: The Crystal Palace, once a shrine, now a creepy old building. This Palace was the Pitstop of the fourth leg in a race around the world. When Teams checked in, they are supposed to spend a mandatory rest period at the Pitstop, where they can chat, eat snowballs, get lost, or stare at the old, tearing, blue wallpaper. After twelve hours of whatever nonsense they're doing, they may depart.

Mario: Yahoo! I get to run in the wall for twelve hours!

Lemmy: Team Cute, who were the first to arrive at 1:45 PM, may depart at 1:45 AM.

>> Team Cute <<

Yoshi: Go to Lemmy’s Mazes!

Lemmy: Teams must now take a flight to Lemmy’s Mazes, where they will find their next Route Marker in a car in the parking lot.

Birdo: TAXI!

Five minutes later…

Yoshi: No taxi go down Shiver Mountain…

Yoshi takes out a bubble blower, and eats one with a helicopter picture with it. Yoshi turns into a helicopter, and Birdo gets to parachute under it. However, Yoshi has no clue where Lemmy’s Mazes is yet, so they must fly to the airport.

Birdo: Quickest flight to Lemmy’s Mazes please!

Paragoomba: 5:00 to 6:00, here you go!

Yoshi: Now lead ruin…

Birdo: We should’ve just bought a map…

>> Team Dream <<

Playful: I guess we’ll have to walk to the airport.

Bagels: LOOK! It’s Huff N. Puff!

Playful: So, what does that have to-

Bagels jumps off the cliff and lands on Huff N. Puff.

Playful: Oh…

Playful does the same. Then Huff N. Puff gets mad.

Huff N. Puff: I’ll huff! I’ll puff! I’ll blow your house down!

Playful: Does it look like we have a house right now?

Bagels: We will if we win the race!

Playful: No, you mean we will CUZ we’ll win the race!

Huff N. Puff blows them to the airport.

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: Great! We have to hike all the way down again! I could just jump, and my blubber would protect me, but Waluigi’s the problem. Wait! I have an idea!

Wario picks up a snow spider and puts it on Waluigi’s neck.

Wario: WALUIGI! A SNOW SPIDER ON YOUR NECK!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Waluigi zooms down the mountain while Wario just jumps off.

>> Teams Steam and Scheme <<

Roy: Once again, Iggy HAS to make an alliance!

Larry: So now, all we have to do is walk all the way down there!

Iggy and Ludwig sigh.

Larry: But I’m just gonna slide on my shell.

Iggy and Ludwig’s faces light up. So all four Koopas slide on their shell down.

>> Teams Dream and Cheat <<

Playful: Looks like we’re on the 5:00 flight…

Bagels: When’s that?

Playful: About a half hour.

Wario: YES! The 5:00 flight!

Waluigi: NOT 5:00! 5:00 IS THE TIME SOMEONE COULD DIE!

Wario: I know, it’s up there with 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12…

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: So now we just walk all the way down there! WOAH!

Mario: SWITCH!

Luigi: Mario! This is not the time to sing a stupid and annoying rap song!

Mario: HEY! Switch!

Luigi: OH! A SWITCH!

Mario jumps on it and all the stairs of Shiver Mountain slant down to a giant slide.

Luigi: WHEEEEEEE!

Mario: I will live to tell the day I die!

Luigi: Huh?

>>Teams Steam and Scheme<<

Iggy: Okay! I bought us all tickets for the 5:00 flight!

Roy: IGGY! Now you’re even stupider then ME! AND I’M SO STUPID, THAT I JUST INSULTED MYSELF!

Larry: I don’t think that was stupid of Larry, because he did use YOUR team’s money to buy us two tickets!

Roy: Stop using explanations to prove me wrong!

Ludwig: Wow! You pronounced explanations right!

Roy: You’ll see! This Leg, I’ll do everything for my team and we’ll come in first!

>> Team Bean <<

Kolorado: Oh my perky jellybeans! We have to climb down there!

Bowyer: Hard must we work.

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: Okay Mario, we have a flight leaving at 5:00.

Mario: I wanna watch the morning fireworks first!

Luigi: When do they start?

Mario: 5:30!

Luigi: NO!

>> Team What <<

Daisy: Dad, please work with me today!

The King: I’m so glad Amanda could come with us!

Daisy: Just like the name of our team, WHAT?

>> All Teams <<

Bowyer: NYAH!

Kolorado: Haven’t heard the old Nyah in a while!

Bowyer: Cares who? 5:00 we flight have!

Daisy: PLEASE CAN MY DAD AND I-

The King: And AMANDA!

Daisy: Make the flight?

Paragoomba: Fine, fine.

Lemmy: All teams are on the same flight to Lemmy’s Mazes.

>> Lemmy’s Mazes <<

Ludwig: I’m driving because I’m older!

Larry: Hurry up! Here comes the pets! Run them over!

Ludwig: NO!

Larry: Why not?

Ludwig: Waluigi would scream!

Larry: You’re already deaf! Why would it matter to you?!

Ludwig: TOO LATE…

Larry: Well, now let’s read the clue! Ride to a really long maze, The Maze of Enemies!

Lemmy: Teams must now drive to the Maze of Enemies, where they will find their next clue at the entrance.

Ludwig: I’m on it!

Playful: NO! We can’t reach the pedals!

Bagels: I’ll run to the police station and get help!

Playful: HURRY!

Wario: I think I’ll do some work on one car though…

Yoshi: Yoshi sell car and turn into car!

Birdo: The more money the better!

Yoshi: Yoshi have better idea!

Yoshi eats the car.

Yoshi: MMMMMMM, Car Yoshi like!

Yoshi blows bubbles and turns into a car.

Roy: I’ll drive, you steer!

Iggy: NO! I navigate!

Roy: Same difference!

Kolorado: Let’s get going!

Bowyer: Hurry I must!

Wario: MARIO! PICK THIS CAR!

Mario: OKEY DOKEY!

Luigi: NO MARIO!

Too late, Mario opens the clue.

Mario: I want to drive!

Luigi: NO! I-

Mario throws a fireball at Luigi.

Luigi: OW! FINE! You drive!

Mario starts to drive, but the car only moves two inches.

Daisy: YES! WE’RE PAST THEM!

Wario: GET IN THE CAR!

Waluigi: WHAT IF I GET CARSICK?!

Luigi: MARIO! WE HAVE A FLAT TIRE!

The King: HURRY UP, AMANDA!

Playful: EVERYONE QUIET DOWN! I’M TRYING TO GET THE PURRRRRRRRR-FECT NAP!

Mario: Fine, Mr. Grumpy Pants!

Playful: I don’t even have pants!

Luigi finally finishes changing the tire.

Luigi: Okay, Mario!

VROOM!

Luigi: OWOWOWOWOWOW!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHH! SCREAMING SCARES ME!

Luigi: Please don’t run over my hand a- HEY! WAIT FOR ME!

Luigi runs off, but Mario stops at a red light, so Luigi hops in.

Wario: WALUIGI! Get in here or else I’ll strap you to the roof!

Waluigi: NOT THAT!

Waluigi jumps in and takes out a brown bag, and they zoom off. Bagels comes back with a Koopa.

Bagels: He’ll help us!

Playful: To the Maze of Enemies and right on it! We’re in last!

>> Teams Bean and Scheme - 1st and 2nd at Junction<<

Kolorado: WE BEAT THEM!

Bowyer: Win we could!

Ludwig: JUNCTION!

Larry: Koopa or Goomba?

Lemmy: A Junction is a decision between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. In this Junction, Teams will choose either Goomba or Koopa.

In Goomba, Teams must enter the Maze of Enemies, and find a Goomba,.Teams are right there and the Goomba will be easy to find roaming in the Goomba room. However, only one team is allowed in at a time, and it opens at 8.

In Koopa, Teams must travel 20 minutes straight west, to The Maze of Inevitable Frustration. There, they will have to make their way to the end of the maze, which may be hard to find. There, a Koopa will give them their next clue. All Teams can go in at once, and it’s open 24-7, but it takes longer to get there and the Koopa may be hard to find.

Ludwig: If we do Goomba, and other teams do Goomba, we will still be in the front! Goomba!

Bowyer: Opposite do must we! Nyah!

Kolorado: I agree, old bean!

>> Teams Cute, Mario, and What - 3rd, 4th, and 5th at Junction <<

Birdo: We’ll be in second if we wait here!

Yoshi: Yah! Yoshi stay! Maybe eat enemy in here!

Luigi: We have to do Koopa…

Daisy: Why?

Luigi: Mario and I are allergic to Goombas…

Daisy: Why do you always stomp on them?

Luigi: They make us sneeze so hard, that we go up in the air and land on them…

Mario: DO the Hokey Pokey!

The King: Amanda wants to see a Goomba!

Daisy: Then we’ll do Goomba; we could easily stay in 3rd!

>> Teams Steam, Cheat, and Dream <<

Iggy: Goo-

Roy: NO! Larry and Ludwig are here! Their names begin with L! That means they're losers!

Iggy: Lemmy wouldn’t like that!

Roy: Lemmy is different than the others because he pays me not to bully him!

Wario: GOOMBA!

Waluigi: NO! THOSE COULD KILL US!

Wario: How? They’re the stupidest creatures in the Mushroom Kingdom! No, wait, you are!

Waluigi: WE MIGHT FALL IN LAST! THEN WHEN WE’RE IN A CAR, A DINOSAUR COULD CHASE US AND THEY EAT THE CLOSEST FIRST!

Wario: We simply cut in line!

Playful: Drive us to where Koopa is!

>> Teams Bean <<

Bowyer: It 7:40 is, NYAH! Hurry we must!

Kolorado: So what we have to do is go through this castle maze, and find Koopa at the end of it, that should be easy!

Five minutes later…

Bowyer: Lost we are…

Luigi: Come on, Mario! Let’s go!

Mario: I feel like singing!

Luigi: MARIO-

Mario: (to Quizno’s sub rabid hamster’s song) Chuck Quizmo’s subs! They are good to us! Cheese, Lettuce, Almond Nuts! They are chewy, they are crunchy, Star Piece comes with every order! Chuck-

Luigi: Let’s just go!

>> Team Bean - Junction Completed <<

Kolorado: Just the next room and, cheerio! It’s a Koopa!

The Koopa hands them their next clue.

Kolorado: Take your vehicle to the ferry to the self, and drive off of it to Lemmy’s Life, where you will find your next clue across the street of Lemmy’s Ski Resort.

Bowyer: Long journey ahead on!

Kolorado: WOW! A three-hour ride to the ferry, we’ll need to stop for gas on the way!

>> Team Dream <<

Playful: Come on, Bagels!

Bagels: Can you help us?

The fireman Koopa nods, and tracks the Koopa down.

>> Team Steam <<

Roy: Okay Iggy, hurry up, you pipsqueak! I got this map of the maze! I bet you the Koopa is in this room, so let’s go!

Iggy: All hail Roy the genius…

>> Teams Cheat and Scheme <<

Larry: Ludwig! Hurry!

Ludwig: Just let me check this maze map-

Wario: Waluigi! A mosquito with rabies!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wario: FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Team Cheat gets through the entrance before Ludwig makes it through.

Larry: We could’ve just looked in there as long as we wanted to keep the others waiting!

Ludwig: Oops…

>> Team Mario, Scheme, and Dream - Junction completed <<

Luigi: YAHOO! We found you, Koopa!

Mario: It’s-a me! Mario!

Luigi: Okay, Mario! Let’s be smart!

Mario: BOMBETTE! I ORDER YOU TO EXPLODE YOURSELF FOR NO REASON AT ALL!

Luigi: So that’s how you handled them… MARIO! STOP FOOLING AROUND!

Iggy: YES! WE DID IT!

Roy: You mean I did it.

Iggy: But-

Roy: All you did was tell me there was a lava pit there! Who cares?

Iggy: I’m sure you w-

Roy: Here you go, trying to prove me wrong again!

Bagels: LOOK! It’s Roy and Iggy!

Roy: See! You made me walk and now they know where the clue is.

Iggy: How was it-

Roy: Proving me wrong again! Why don’t you just agree with me like you did on Survivor?

In the car…

Iggy: Because you never give me a-

Roy: AGAIN! You just think your Ludwig’s little smartypants sister!

Iggy: No I-

Roy: Stop being a little knucklehead, or knuckles will go to your head!

Iggy: Over my de-

>> Goomba Challenge <<

Wario: There’s a Goomba!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHH!!! It has no hands!!!

Wario: None of them have any hands! Let’s just get the clue!

Wario gets the clue.

Wario: Drive to the ferry to Lemmy’s Life Ski Resort!

Ludwig: And we’re off!

Larry: The Goomba is right there! See?

Ludwig: Oh yeah! *takes clue* Okay, we’ll have to drive to the ferry station!

Yoshi: Let go go go!

Birdo: Goombas are attracted to eggs!

Birdo spits an egg out. The Goomba comes running right to them.

Yoshi: Thanks much!

Birdo: To the ferry station!

Daisy: NOW WE COULD BE IN LAST!

The King: Amanda said she sees the Goomba!

Goomba: I thought you were Daisy! Not Amanda!

Daisy: I am Daisy! I have no idea who this Amanda is! Let’s just drive to the ferry station.

On the way to the ferry station…

Bowyer: Fill up tank you must!

Kolorado: Don’t worry, old bean! I have the gas pump!

Zoom!

Luigi: What is it, Mario?

Mario: Hehehehehe…

Luigi: Today!

Mario: Gas…

Luigi: Whatever you say!

Zoom!

Bagels: I got the gas!

Playful: Okay, jump in the car!

Zoom!

Roy: Can you ever shut up, Iggy?

Iggy: I will when I finish what-

Roy: I see the answer to that is no!

Iggy: Just put gas in!

Roy: Then I guess I’ll put in diesel!

Iggy: NO!

Roy: Too bad!

Zoom!

Wario: Put in gas!

Waluigi: NO! GAS IS SCARY! ANYTHING THAT BEGINS WITH A G IS SCARY!

Wario: How about diesel?

Waluigi: But-

Wario: Diesel begins with D and so does Daisy, your love!

Waluigi: DON'T SPREAD RUMORS! But D isn’t that scary…

Toad Voice: NEW RECORD!

Waluigi: I’M SCARED OF MARIO PARTY VOICES!

Wario: A new record! Something Waluigi isn’t scared of, the letter D!

Zoom!

Larry: What should I get?

Ludwig: Gas, it’s cheaper!

Larry: Doesn’t seem like the smartest reasoning, but oh well!

ZOOM!

The King: Ready!

Daisy: Finally! What took you so long?

The King: Amanda wanted peanuts!

Daisy: Huh? Let’s just go!

Zoom!

At a fruit market…

Yoshi: Fruit Yoshi’s fuel!

Five minutes later…

Chicka-Chick-BOOM!

Kolorado: This can’t be good!

Bowyer: Sleep for night we must!

Team Bean walks into a laundry mat.

Luigi: MARIO! YOU TOLD ME GAS!

Mario: No, I was laughing because I let out gas! The tank told me to die and sell my body, but with poor handwriting!

Luigi: You mean diesel…

Team Mario walks back to the gas station.

Playful: OH NO! IT WAS DIESEL!

Bagels: What ever can we do…?

Koopa Fireman: I bring a gas of diesel with me every day!

Playful: Why?

Koopa Fireman: It keeps the Hammer Brother Policeman active!

It shows a police room with about six Hammer Brothers hammering their heads.

Larry: Ludwig! You IDIOT! It was diesel!

Ludwig: Sorry, I couldn’t read the tank-

Larry: YOU’RE DEAF! NOT BLIND! I’m running to the gas station!

Daisy: DAD! What did you do?

The King: I wanted to do gas, but Amanda wanted to do diesel, so I couldn’t decide, and I mixed them up!

Daisy: DAD! Thanks to you, we’ll have to wait for a towtruck!

The King: DON’T YELL IN FRONT OF AMANDA!

Daisy: WHO CARES ABOUT AMANDA?! I’m sure she’s a pretty nice girl, but she doesn’t exist!

The King: AMANDA ISN'T A GIRL!

Daisy: She isn’t?

The King: Amanda is a man! DUH!

Daisy: I’m just about to give up…

>> Teams Steam, Cute, and Cheat <<

Roy: The quickest to Lemmy’s Life!

Magikoopa: Leaving in five minutes!

Roy: Thank you!

ZOOM!

Yoshi: Yoshi make boat?

Magikoopa: Yup! Go ahead!

Zoom!

Wario: Can we make it on the boat?

Magikoopa: Sure can!

Waluigi: NOT THE BOAT! WHAT IF IT’S LIKE THE TITANIC?!

Wario: There aren’t icebergs!

Waluigi: What if someone dropped an iceberg in?

Wario: Here we go again…

The first ferry leaves…

>> Team Dream <<

Bagels: We’re good to go!

Playful: I really hope some other teams made the same mistake as us!

>> Team Bean <<

Bowyer: Luck have we! NYAH!

Kolorado: A towtruck will give us a new vehicle in about an hour! Hopefully, we can still catch up!

Bowyer: Eliminated not hope we’re yet I! Nyah!

>> Teams Scheme and Mario <<

Larry: Yo, do you guys have diesel? Thanks! See ya!

Larry buys a jug of diesel.

Luigi: Please have some more diesel!

Gas Person: Who are you? Well, I’ll give some to Mr. Mario here for free!

Mario: Mario get you next time!

>> Team Dream <<

Bagels: Hey, the next ferry please!

Magikoopa: Yup, go right ahead!

>> Teams Steam, Cute, and Cheat <<

Roy: Here we go, and Iggy, you'd better be quiet for the rest of this Leg! Your voice is so whiny!

Iggy: It is no-

Roy: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!

Iggy: ROY! This is ridiculous-

Roy: Oh, you think just because I have to take more responsibility, I will screw everything up!

Iggy: Because of you, I bet we’ll be eliminated today!

Roy: Yeah right! We’re gonna come in first!

Iggy: No we wo-

Roy: How about you learn self-confidence!

Iggy: (sarcastically) Oh sure, we’ll come in first all the Legs!

Roy: Now that’s how it’s done!

Iggy: …

Yoshi: Vroom Vroom!

Birdo: So this is why Mario always rides Yoshi! Yoshi is pretty cozy!

Wario: Now what I need you to do is read the map!

Waluigi: What if the map eats me?!

Wario: FINE! I’ll read it! You drive!

>> Teams Scheme and Mario <<

Larry: Let us on the next ferry, please!

Magikoopa: Go right ahead!

Mario: Bonk me in the head!

Magikoopa: Sure!

Magikoopa does so.

Magikoopa: (to himself) Yes! Now Bowser will know that I, Kamek’s little sister, DID attack Mario! Oh, please go ahead!

Luigi: Thank you!

The third ferry takes off…

>> Teams Steam and Cute - 1st and 2nd at Whomp Stop <<

Roy: Who wants to go swimming?!

Iggy: I d-

Roy: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO PRACTICE YOUR MARRIAGE WITH SUSAN NEXT MONTH!

Iggy: I’m not ge-

Roy: Whatever you’re saying, nobody cares! I’m going swimming!

Yoshi: Ooh… Yoshi allergic to water… Birdo go?

Birdo: Sure! It will probably be refreshing!

Lemmy: (reading off paper) A Whomp Stop is a task where one team member must complete a task to get their next clue. In this Whomp Stop, the chosen person must swim under 100 yards of ice. Good swimmers can get through this quickly, however, people that panic under water WILL die- oh that’s very nice- HEY! I thought this was a rehearsal!

>> Team Cheat <<

Team Cheat are still at the first intersection and are holding up a traffic line about seven miles behind them.

Waluigi: AHHHH! The cars are coming at me! The light is green! The color of poison! NOW IT’S RED! THE COLOR OF FIRE!

Wario: Okay, I know where to go, I’ll drive now!

Team Cheat drives off.

>> Teams Bean and What <<

Team Bean and What now get their new vehicles and are off.

>> Team Dream <<

Team Dream and the Koopa drive off the ferry and are on the roads, and the cool Amazing Race music plays!

Da Da, Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da, Da Da dadadadadada D- Fine, I’ll stop…

Bagels: I hope we’re not last!

Playful: We’ll find out!

>> Teams Steam and Cute - Whomp Stop Complete <<

Roy and Birdo jump in the water at the same time. Roy dives and swims right through the water, but Birdo has to get used to it, then swims underwater. All in all, both teams do relatively fine.

Roy: Hike up the mountain to Ice Land Castle, the Pitstop of this Leg! The last team will be eliminated! Hurry, Iggy! We’ll come in first!

Iggy: We’ll come in second to last!

Lemmy: Teams must now hike up to the Pitstop, Ice Land Castle! This is my favorite place in the world, and with the secret snowball shooters in the castle, I can shoot snowballs at unexpected visitors!

Yoshi: Yoshi turn into mole tank and dig up!

Birdo: Okay, as long as it’s as cozy as the car!

>> Teams Bean and What <<

Kolorado: Next ferry ASAP!

Magikoopa: Here you go!

Bowyer: You thank, NYAH!

Daisy: May we make the ferry?

Magikoopa: Yes!

The King: I look forward to having tea!

The last ferry leaves.

>> Teams Cheat and Dream -  3rd and 4th Whomp Stop <<

Waluigi: NOT SNOW!

Wario: If you panic, you could die. Ah well, I’ll do it!

Playful: We caught up! *opens clue* I’m not swimming!

Bagels: I will!

Wario and Bagels jump in, and Playful sees Waluigi.

Playful: Waluigi! Here’s a toy!

Playful gives Waluigi a Jack in the Box. Waluigi spins the handle around, the music plays, and the clown pops up!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHH!!!

Playful: Hehehe!Oh! Hi Bagels!

Bagels: We must go to the Pitstop; it’s up there!

Wario: After them!

Waluigi: What if a clown’s at the Pitstop?

Wario tosses Waluigi up the mountain.

>> Teams Mario and Scheme <<

Team Mario takes off right away while Ludwig gets stopped at the intersection.

Larry: Good grief…

Ludwig: Where’s beef?

Larry: Oh brother…

>> Teams Steam and Cute <<

The mole tank gets to the top of the mountain first, but it takes a few minutes for Yoshi to transform back, allowing Roy to run to the finish, carrying Iggy.

Crystal King: Welcome!

Lemmy: Team Steam, you are the first to arrive!

Roy: HA! See? I was right!

Iggy: Yup, you were right… Can I do-

Roy: LEMMY HAS TO GIVE US A PRIZE!

Lemmy: As winners of the fifth Leg of the race, you get two dresses!

Roy: Just what you wanted, Iggy!

Iggy: I didn’t-

Roy: I hope you’re happy now!

Team Cute walks in.

Crystal King: Welcome!

Lemmy: Team Cute, you’re number 2!

Birdo: YAY! We’re still up there!

Yoshi: Yoshi tired... Yoshi eat all twelve hours!

>> Team Mario - 5th at Whomp Stop <<

Luigi: Mario will commit suicide, so I’ll swim. Mario, please stay here!

Mario: I’m-a Mario!

>> Teams Cheat and Dream <<

Waluigi is running all around the mat, so Wario grabs him and puts him on the mat.

Waluigi: I think it’s an invisible lever!

Wario: It’s not a trapdoor this time!

Crystal King: Welcome!

Lemmy: Team Cheat, you’re Team number three!

Wario: Better than number four!

Waluigi: WORSE THAN NUMBER TWO!

Lemmy: For completing this Leg, I get to give you a little surprise!

Lemmy presses a button, and spikes form on the mat.

Wario and Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Bagels and Playful walk up, seeing that the only team close to them has finished.

Crystal King: Welcome!

Bagels: Say it isn’t so, Lemmy…

Lemmy: Team Dream, you are number FOUR!

Playful: Well, I’ll assume other teams made the same mistake?

Lemmy: Exactly!

Bagels: Koopa Firemen are awesome!

>> Team Mario - Whomp Stop Completed <<

Luigi: Mario? Where are you? He can never listen…

Mario (in the distance): WAHOO!

Luigi: Up on the mountain already? I'd better start climbing!

>> Team Scheme - 6th at Whomp Stop <<

Larry: I’ll do it! I’ll make up ground! I heard Mario yell!

Ludwig: Really? I didn’t!

Larry: YOU’RE DEAF!

Ludwig: Oh yeah!

>> Teams Bean and What <<

The final ferry arrives.

Bowyer: We hurry must! Nyah!

Daisy: Dad, we are NOT stopping for coffee!

The King: But Amanda wants some!

Daisy: At the Pitstop!

>> Team Scheme - Whomp Stop Completed <<

Larry: I’ll have to use the chocolate call again!

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: Mario! I made it!

Crystal King: Welcome…

Mario: OWOWOWOW!

Luigi: We’re last, huh…?

Lemmy: Actually, you’re team number five!

Mario: Game over…

Luigi: We’re still in it, Mario!

Mario: Mucho Gusto!

Luigi: I’ve already met you!

Luigi shoves Mario away.

>> Teams Bean and What -  7th and 8th at Whomp Stop <<

Kolorado: One time, I had to swim across Pleasant River! So I’m the better swimmer!

Bowyer: Nyah, two feet across that was, nyah!

Daisy: I don’t think you CAN swim, Dad!

The King: Let’s make snowcones!

>> Team Scheme <<

Larry: The second time is better than the first! CHOCOLATE!

Ludwig suddenly appears, and The Crystal King, surprised, pops into a Duplighost.

Lemmy: See how poor our budget is? Well, you’re Team number 6!

>> Teams Bean and What - Whomp Stop Completed <<

Kolorado: Let’s hike up the mountain!

Bowyer: Beat them we will, nyah!

Daisy: DAD! WHERE ARE YOU?!

The King comes up a snowy hill.

The King: Hi, Maple!

Daisy: Yeah, well, the Pitstop is up there, however, the Beans are halfway up! So basically we’re- Woah!

Daisy floats up in the air.

Daisy: What’s happening?!

The King: Amanda is helping us; she’ll throw us up the mountain!

Daisy flies to the mountain, The King follows.

Duplighost: Welcome!

Lemmy: Team What, you’re Team number 7!

Daisy: Thank you, AMANDA!

Lemmy: Okay, you’re very weird…

Daisy: …

Team Bean walks up.

Duplighost: Welcome!

Kolorado: Seven’s the lucky number, right?

Lemmy: Team Bean, you are the last team to arrive…

Bowyer: …

Lemmy: However, I am happy to tell you that this is the first of four predetermined non-elimination legs!

Kolorado: Are you serious?

Lemmy: No, you’re eliminated; we can’t afford any non-elimination legs!

Kolorado: There were times I enjoyed, times I hated; I had lots of fun!

Bowyer: I hate show this! Nyah!
 

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