Lemmy: Sirena Beach, a haunted remote resort, was the Pitstop of our last leg of an AWESOME race around Lemmy’s Land. Teams that checked in were served fruit, swam in the pools and spas, and lost money in the casino. None of the teams slept however, for Team Cheat did not get the ghost free room…

Waluigi: A GHOST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lemmy: For the safety of Isle Delfino, the Teams had to stay at the Pitstop for 18 hours. Team Steam and Mario are first to depart at 6:00 AM.

Roy: *rip * Go to the Delfino Airstrip, and find a flight to Lemmy’s Mysteries! Find your clue at the Koopa Klub Auditorium!

Lemmy: Teams must now go to the Delfino Airstrip, and get on any flight to Lemmy’s Mysteries and find the Koopa Klub Auditorium, where many of the Mystery Plays in the setting of Koopa Kastle are. They will find the clue on the balcony. Teams might not know that they have to go in through the backdoor, for it is closed today as the most special mystery will be played in a week. If Teams go to the front door, they must walk a half-mile past all the stages, and go in the back.

Luigi: Okay, let’s ask how to get there.

Iggy: Let’s take the Gelato Beach Ferry!

Roy: Fine, we’ll take it, but don’t whine to me if you get seasick!

Luigi walks over to a native, and Mario is wandering around.

Mario: YOSHI? CAN WE ALLY WITH YOU?

Luigi: What’s the quickest way to the Airstrip?

Noki: There’s a cave behind the hotel that leads strait to Noki Bay. Then you go up on the tallest shell and there’s a warp pipe that will take you right there!

Luigi: Thank you! Mario! This way!

Mario: BIRDO JUST SPIT AN EGG AT ME!

Luigi looks as a monkey throws a coconut at Mario.

Luigi: Hurry! We can get away this way!

Mario: Ok!

>> Team Dream <<

Playful: YES! I could only have enough of those fat Pikman!

Bagels: Let’s take the ferry at Gelato Beach!

Playful: As long as we don’t hike up the mountain again!

>> Team Steam <<

Roy: Look Iggy! A warp pipe!

Iggy: It says, passageway to Mario Tennis stadium! So THAT’S how the Piantas get to the stands so fast! We should take it!

Roy: You sure it ain’t against the rules?

Iggy: We used a pipe to get to Pinna Park!

Roy: Whatever, it’s YOUR word!

GEH! GEH! GEH!

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: Whatever we’re doing, we will still go for the Fast Forward! *rip* Go to Pianta Village and cool off the big Chain Chomp…

Waluigi: NOT THAT!

Wario: I saw a cave last night, and I think it goes to Pianta Village.

Waluigi: How would you know?

Wario: The big sign next to it that says “To Noki Bay and Pianta Village".

Waluigi: WHAT IF THE CAVE IS DARK AND SCARY AND HAS GHOSTS?

Wario: ARGH!

Wario throws Waluigi through the cave.

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: Noki Bay!

Team Mario walks up to the top of Noki Bay. Mario tries to jump off, but Luigi presses a button and Mario goes flying to the mountain wall.

Luigi: So it’s true! Walls around Noki Bay ARE magnetic! Look, there’s the big conch shell! And a zip line goes right to it!

Luigi puts a leash on Mario and walks him to the zip line building.

>> Team Dream <<

Playful: The ferry leaves in fifteen minutes! The other Teams could catch up!

Bagels: It’s all right. We’ll beat them with our weapons! My jaws and your claws!

Playful: Then we could have the cheaters limping to the Pitstop while we run!

Bagels: Hey, where are the Marios and Iggy?

>> Team Steam <<

Iggy: It appears that we’re only 15 miles from Lemmy’s Mysteries!

Roy: Too bad the taxis are two miles from here! Let’s walk!

>> Team What <<

Diasy: Come on, Dad! I’m sure there’s coffee on the ferry!

The King: Coffee! What makes the world do a handstand!

Daisy: No comment!

Daisy and The King run. The King just looks like he’s walking though.

>> Team Mario <<

ZIP! ZIP!

Luigi: WHEEEEEEE!!!

Mario: I’m bored…

Luigi: WHAT? Mario! Jump in! I’ll buy us pasta at the Airstrip!

Mario: YAHOO! Pasta makes me hyper!

Luigi: Oh great… You’re lucky I’m a man of his word!

Mario: You’re a man?

Luigi: …

GEH! GEH! GEH!

>> Teams Dream and What <<

Daisy: WE MADE IT!

Playful: They made it…

The King: This coffee doesn’t taste too good!

Daisy: DAD! That’s the mental Noki’s medicine!

Noki: Hubbu wab!

The Noki tries to bite The King, but bites his own hand.

Noki: Gabbis!

Daisy: Slowly Walk Away…

The King: He’s funny!

ZOOM!

Bagels: Oops… I forgot we took the super fast ferry…

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: We got tickets to the flight that leaves in five minutes! I’ll buy pasta quickly!

Mario: I already had some, silly!

Luigi: Huh?

Molly Mole: NO! I was the only mole left with hair! Blond hair! Then a mental Noki bit my head and it started to bleed! I’m on my way to Genius World Records and told the manager, E. Gadd, that I had hair!

Luigi: Oh, the blond hair looked like pasta and the blood looked like sauce. Sorry…

Molly Mole: Sorry? SORRY? You owe me your hair because mine is gone now and I need some so give me!

SPLASH!

Luigi: I had to throw her off!

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: Here we are!

Waluigi: It’s daytime! Why is it so d-d-dark?

Wario: It’s a solar eclipse, stupid! WAIT! Plit doesn’t have a moon! That means the huge thing in front of the sun is-

Pianta: The Chain Chomp!

Wario: That could eat all of Team Mean together! We’ll be handling it!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TAKE ME BACK!

Wario: And I know just how to get him in the spring!

>> Teams Mario, Dream, and What <<

Playful: WE MADE IT!

Bagels: All of us are on the plane!

Daisy: My dad took some medicine!

The King: I tried new coffee!

Mario: People want me to die!

Luigi: Roy and Iggy aren’t here!

>> Team Steam <<

Iggy: YES! We found a taxi!

Roy: To Lemmy’s Mysteries please!

ZOOM!

>> Where Teams Are Now <<

Team Steam is on their way to Lemmy’s Mysteries and will arrive 15 minutes before the other three teams. Teams Mario, Dream, and What are on a plane that arrives at Lemmy’s Mysteries 15 minutes later than Team Steam will. Team Cheat is still on Isle Delfino, but working for the Fast Forward.

>> Team Cheat <<

Waluigi: WHAT DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY POCKET?

Wario: BAIT! You'd better run to the spring, or else it will eat you!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Waluigi quickly runs to the spring and the Chain Chomp jumps in and eats Walu- FINE! I’m exaggerating too much. The Pianta Mayor gives Wario the Magic Lamp and Team Cheat quickly runs from the scene.

Wario: And Luigi said he was the smartest? HA! He’s as stupid as his brother!

Wario rubs the Lamp. POOF!

Waluigi: AHH!

GEH! GEH! GEH!

>> Team Steam - 1st at Junction <<

Roy: JUNCTION! Up or Down?

Lemmy: A Junction is a choice between two tasks with their own pros and cons. In this Junction, Teams will have to choose between Up or Down.

In Up, Teams will have to go about three stages next to where they are now, and ride in a marked plane. They will have to read their next clue of perfectly aligned bushes that reads “School”, which is the set where they will have there next task. Right above the school, the instructor will tell them to jump and they will skydive right to the next clue box. The task is quicker, and leads them directly to the next Route Marker, but the task will be really scary.

In Down, Teams will find a hole right next to where they are now, and crawl down the hole into a cave. Once they get to a chamber a half-mile in, they will find Mushrooms aligned in a way that spells “School”, where they must walk to next. Up from the hole, it’s about a mile, so they will have to walk two miles. The task isn’t frightening, but it will take longer.

Roy: UP!

Iggy: Yeah, worms could get in my hair down in that hole!

Roy: Let’s go!

Roy and Iggy jump on the plane and the plane gets ready for take off.

>> Team Cheat <<

GEH! GEH! GEH!

Wario: HI!

Waluigi: IT'S A GIANT!

Genie: I am the genie, and I will take you immediately to the finish line of Ice Land Racetrack, the Pitstop of this leg!

Poof!

Waluigi: AHH!

Penguin: HI!

Lemmy: Team Cheat, you are Team number 1!

Lemmy: As winners of this Leg, you get to go to my top-secret place!

Lemmy pulls a lever and Team Cheat falls.

Waluigi: AH- Oof! I didn’t scream long enough today…

Wario: Is this it?

Lemmy: Here come the scorpions!

Lemmy and Penguin dump two crates of scorpions in the pit, than Lemmy pulls a lever that forms bars at the top of the pit.

Lemmy: ENJOY!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wario: OW! I didn’t know there were fire scorpions!

>> Teams Mario, Dream, and What - 2nd, 3rd, and 4th at Junction <<

Luigi: We will definitely jump!

Playful: THERE IS NO WAY I AM JUMPING! I DON’T WANT TO WASTE ONE OF MY SEVEN LIVES BECAUSE MARIO TAPED MY LEGS TOGETHER BEFORE I JUMPED!

Daisy: What happened to the other two?

Playful: Before the race, Roy beat me up, and last night, my eardrums broke!

Daisy: I think mine did too!

The King: My earguitars are still working!

Daisy: It’s eardrums, and you pronounce it air guitar!

The King plays the air trumpet.

Daisy: Whatever… I think the plane might take longer then the other; the Koopas must’ve got on the first plane, and we caught up! I’ll go with Down too!

Bagels: Let’s go!

Mario: I’ll-a get you next time!

Luigi: Mario, only the Mario Word book at Pitstops! We’re about to skydive!

>> Team Steam - 1st at Whomp Stop <<

Iggy: School!

Roy: Now’s not the time to talk about prisons!

Iggy: NO! The yellow and red-painted trees say school!

Roy: That must mean we have to go to the school set!

Iggy: DUH!

Announcer: You may jump off.

Roy jumps off and hides in his shell, Iggy puts on his parachute immediately.

Roy: Hurry up! Just hide in your shell and you won’t feel a thing!

Roy grabs a clue and opens it.

Roy: WHOMP STOP! Who’s the smarter one? That’s me, obviously! Solve the problem on the chalkboard at the School of Mysteries! IGGY! I’LL BE IN THE SCHOOL!

Lemmy: A Whomp Stop is a task which only one member may perform. In this case, it’s the brains that should be working. The member must solve the puzzle of the phrase

ecaR delS A

Which is the title “A Sled Race” backwards. They will find their next clue in front of the stage room of the play.

Roy runs off, as Iggy is still in the air.

>> Team Mario <<

Team Mario’s plane departs.

>> Team Dream and What <<

Bagels: Here’s the chamber!

Playful: ACK! That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve done!

Daisy: Let’s get out together too! I hate being alone in these places only with my dad…

Bagels: Look! The Mushrooms align to say something!

Daisy: School!

Playful: We must go to the School of Mysteries!

Daisy: How do you know?

Playful: It’s what all of the Koopa Kids call juvenile, and what everyone else calls Summer School. Except Mario, he calls it pita bread.

Bagels: That’s cool how they aligned.

The King: They didn’t taste good though…

Daisy: Uh oh!

Bagels: What?

Daisy: When Dad tastes something he doesn’t like, he tends to make places… smelly…

Playful: RUN!

Team Dream and Daisy run, while The King walks.

>> Team Steam <<

Roy: Okay, let’s see… ecar dels a. That Spanish or something? Hmm… It has to be something Mario could figure out. If I read it backwards it would say, A SLED RACE! That’s Lemmy’s favorite play! I know how to get there!

>> Team Mario - 2nd at Whomp Stop <<

Luigi: It says school! That’s the Summer School! Mario! We’re going to pita bread!

Mario: Pita bread! NO! I HATE pita bread!

Announcer: You may now jump off.

Luigi: They’re serving pasta for lunch today!

Mario jumps off immediately.

Bang!

Luigi: I forgot to tell him to pull the parachute…

Luigi jumps off, and right before hitting land, puts on the parachute, and lands smoothly.

Luigi: Who’s smarter, well-

Mario: I’LL DO IT!

Luigi: NO MARIO! YOU’LL MAKE US LOSE-

Mario: I GIVE UP!

Luigi: Fine… You can do it…

Mario: What am I alive for?

Luigi: Even God doesn’t know… LOOK! THERE’S IGGY!

>> Teams Dream and What - 3rd and 4th at Whomp Stop <<

Playful: You do the Whomp Stop! I’m exhausted! Plus, I did the last one.

Bagels: Okay, I’ll see what this place is really like!

Daisy: I’ll-

The King runs in.

Daisy: Okay, well, I won’t do it and we’ll lose! Whatever, I’ve been in this for way too long!

>> Team Steam <<

Roy: Iggy! I got it! We have to go to Lemmy’s favorite Mystery play!

Iggy: That’s a Sled Race!

Roy: NO! A Sled Race!

Iggy: Isn’t that what I said?

Roy: Whatever, let’s run fast!

>> Whomp Stop <<

All three members are there.

Bagels: This is tough! These two people will never get it!

Mario: Hmm, it’s not Pig Latin, it’s not Goomba Latin, and it’s not Luigi’s weird language! OH! I SEE!

Mario hops out.

The King: What’s this itching me on my neck? My tag! My shirt must be on backwards! It’s Backwards Day!

The King reads it backward, and decides that he’ll just repeat what he read. He jogs out.

Bagels: WHAT? I don’t get it!

Morton: Because I got kicked out for talking and made Susan cry, I had to go to juvenile, and I know this word and it’s a trick, but I won’t tell you because the trick is a tricky trick, the one where it goes backwards, so this word would really be A Sled Race, but I won’t tell you because-

Bagels: He’s such a good Koopa!

Bagels runs out.

>> Team Steam - 1st at Route Marker <<

Iggy: Enter through the back of the building, sled down the hill, and land at the Pitstop! Last team will be eliminated!

Roy: I know! We just keep going, there are only a few more stages, so we can cut across easily!

Team Steam jog in the direction they were going.

>> Team Mario, What, and Dream <<

Mario: A Sled Race!

Luigi: Figures! That Mystery has a lot of snow in it!

Mario: I didn’t get my pasta!

Luigi: They ran out!

Mario: NO WAY!

Luigi: They’ll have some at the Pitstop!

Mario: Yes! I’m-a getting hyper tonight!

Luigi: Let’s hurry!

The King walks out.

The King: Hi Peach!

Daisy: I’m Daisy!

The King: Oh yeah! Hi Tulip!

Daisy: Well, where do we go?

The King: I forgot!

Daisy: Well, we can just follow the Mario Brothers! And let’s run!

The King: The explanation point is a superstar today!

Playful: Hurry Bagels, I bet the Warios took the Magic Lamp! We’re in last!

Bagels: To A Sled Race!

>> Team Steam <<

Iggy opens the door. He and Roy run to a sled, jump on, and jump on the mat.

Penguin: Hi!

Waluigi: HELP! GET ME OUT!

Iggy: WOAH!

Lemmy: Team Steam, you’re Team number two!

Roy: Good job, Bro!

Iggy: YEAH!

Wario: I THINK I HAVE 58 BRUISES NOW!

Roy: Just do that to the Marios!

Lemmy: I’ve had that idea the past hour already…

>> Teams Mario, What, and Dream - 2nd, 3rd, 4th at Route Marker <<

Luigi: Go in back of the stage and sled to the Pitstop! We can jump the highest!

Mario and Luigi jump onto the roof.

Daisy: The Pitstop! Elimination round! Hurry!

The King: We’re on Broadway!

Daisy: This place is a lot more trashed than Broadway!

A garbage truck comes and dumps trash in the middle of the road.

Daisy: See?

Playful: We’re in last! I give up! I can’t run faster!

Bagels: Oh well, we had a good run…

Playful: And we beat our rivals, Team Scheme!

Bagels: I just wanted to be in every Leg…

>> Race to the Pit Stop <<

Team Mario comes in. Mario runs down the hill, and Luigi runs him over with the sled.

Mario: That was fun!

Penguin: Hi! HEY! YOU MURDERED MAYOR PENGUIN!

Mario: I DID IT!

Penguin: ARGH!

Lemmy: Team Mario, sadly, you’re Team number three…

Mario: Thank you, Lemmy!

Waluigi: HELP ME!

Mario: That Looks-a fun! Can I jump in?

Lemmy: Shoot yourself; I mean suit yourself…

Lemmy opens the bars and Mario jumps in.

Luigi: Well, it'll keep him occupied!

A Team comes through the door! The fit one rushes, the obese one slowly walks in. They go on the sled and the fat one rolls onto the mat.

Penguin: HI!

Lemmy: Okay, so it wasn’t too much of a surprise. Team What, you’re Team number 4!

Daisy: Thank you!

The King: NOT ANOTHER DAY!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wario: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Mario: YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Lemmy: So that wasn’t surprising, but what’s coming up is!

Team Dream slowly walks in.

Penguin: Hi…

Lemmy: Team Dream, you are the last Team to arrive…

Lemmy: However, I am happy to tell you that you are still in the AWESOME race!

Playful: WOW!

Bagels: Non-elimination?

Lemmy: No. First of all, Bowser would be mad at me, and Playful would scratch my eyes, but none of those affected your reason for being here. One Team made a fatal mistake that cost them the race!

Everyone, but Mario, Wario, and Waluigi of course, comes up.

Lemmy: A TEAM CHEATED!

Wario: BIG SURPRISE! Team Cheat cheated!

Lemmy: Actually, it wasn’t Team Cheat!

Waluigi: NO! I HAVE TO STAY IN THIS PIT LONGER!

Lemmy: Team Steam, the clue you got at the start clearly stated to get a flight at Delfino Airstrip to Lemmy’s Mysteries, and you took a warp pipe and traveled by taxi!

Roy: I asked if Iggy was sure!

Lemmy: You did, but he wasn’t and that’s why you never trust Iggy!

Iggy: HEY!

Lemmy: Just jokin’!

Roy and Iggy: JOKES AREN’T MADE FOR NOW!

Lemmy: SORRY! That’s why you never trust your partner!

Luigi and Daisy: WE KNOW THAT!

Lemmy: Team Steam, you arrived 15 minutes before the other teams, so got a fifteen-minute penalty at the Pitstop.

Iggy: So it helped?

Lemmy: Team Dream arrived 14 minutes after. So Team Steam, you have been eliminated from the race!

Iggy: Why us?

Roy: Because Denny’s favorite team is usually 5th place.

Iggy: Really?

Roy: Nancy and Emily, John Vito and Jill, Millie and Chuck, Kami and Karli, and Lori and Bolo all came in 5th place!

Iggy: Oh…

Lemmy: Well, I guess that the other big surprise is that Team What is in 3rd.

Daisy: WOW!
 

Interviews

>> Team Cheat <<

Q: What was your favorite moment on the race so far?

Wario: It will be when we win!

Waluigi: The first Leg, with no traps! (Leg 1)

Q: Least favorite?

Wario: Being on the last boat in Leg 7 and the Night at Sirena Beach. (Leg 7)

Waluigi: All the traps, ghosts, and clowns! (Since Leg 4)

Q: Who’s your biggest rival now in the race?

Wario: I’d say the pests. They’re the smartest other than us, and have the power of the Magic Lamp!

Waluigi: Lemmy, he sets up all the traps! (Since Leg 4)

>> Team Mario <<

Q: What was your favorite moment on the race so far?

Luigi: Coming in first! (Legs 1 and 7)

Mario: Sirena Beach and The Scorpion Pit! (Leg 8)

Q: Least favorite?

Luigi: Being with my brother. (All Legs)

Mario: No pasta or cheese… (All Legs)

Q: Who’s your biggest rival now in the race?

Luigi: The Cheaters, they’ll do anything to win! (All Legs)

Mario: Sonic, he goes Pika Pika! (NA)

>> Team What<<

Q: What was your favorite moment on the race so far?

Daisy: Coming in third! (Leg 8)

The King: Amanda and the Golf Simulator. (Leg 5/All Legs)

Q: Least favorite?

Daisy: My partner and our Team name… (All Legs)

The King: All the exercise. (All Legs)

Q: Who’s your biggest rival now in the race?

Daisy: My Dad. (All Legs)

The King: Sonic, he goes Pika Pika! (NA)

>> Team Dream <<

What was your favorite moment on the race so far?

Playful: Catching up on Leg 2.

Bagels: Catching up on Leg 2!

Q: Least favorite?

Playful: Running away from Big Huge Plant! (Leg 7)

Bagels: Seeing Bowser go… (Leg 1)

Q; Who’s your biggest rival now in the race?

Playful: Team What. They also have Magic Lamp power.

Bagels: Team What. I feel surprises are yet to come.
 

Stay tuned for the next Leg, for it will be the final elimination!
 

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