Lemmy: 12 Teams have raced around Lemmy’s Land to get one million coins! In the process, seven Teams have been eliminated, and tonight, we await here at Lemmy’s Art Museum, as we approach the final elimination!

Ludwig’s version of the Amazing Race theme song plays… Thousands of televisions are turned off.

Lemmy: A Sled Race, the mystery stage with the most architecture, with the big hill and all. This was the 8th Pitstop in a race around Lemmy’s Land. When Teams got here, they got to eat stale doughnuts, sleep in the snow, and run over Mario in the sleds.

Mario: HAHAHAHA- OOF! That was fun!

Lemmy: Teams will depart exactly 12 hours since they arrived. Team Cheat is the first to depart at 7:29 PM.

Wario: Go to Lemmy’s Funnies, and find a comic series that has a little bit to do with fudge!

Lemmy: Teams must now travel to Lemmy’s Funnies and find the series known as “Ludwig’s Obsession”, where they will get their next clue.

Waluigi: NOT LEMMY'S FUNNIES! WHAT IF PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME?

Wario: Then block your ears!

Waluigi: NOT THAT! If I block my ears, an announcement could turn on about a flash flood and I wouldn’t hear it!

Wario: Well, if it makes you happy, I’ll smack them.

Waluigi: That makes me feel better…

Wario: TAXI!

Screech!

Wario: To Lemmy’s Mysteries Airport, please!

At the airport…

Wario: Next flight to Lemmy’s Funnies!

Hammer Sister: It leaves in two minutes! The shortcut is right under that ladder!

Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lemmy: Team Cheat’s flight is now leaving at 7:45, and will arrive at about 9:45.

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: Travel to Lemmy’s Funnies! Great…

Mario: What’s exciting!

Luigi: The airport closed five minutes ago!

Mario: AWESOME!

Luigi: I was being sarcastic!

Mario: Big words are for stupid people!

Luigi: HEY! Well, we’ll have to wait for a bus.

Mario: That rhymes with yus!

Luigi: YUS ISN’T EVEN A WORD!

>> Team What <<

Daisy: Magic Lamp Quest! Go to the stage of the Mystery play A Food Fight, and eat three fried Fuzzies each!

Lemmy: A Magic Lamp Quest is a task that you must perform to receive a Magic Lamp. A Magic Lamp will allow Teams to skip all the remaining tasks and skip to the finish. Heh heh, skip… Anyway… In this quest, each Team member will go to the Food Fight stage and have to eat three fried Fuzzies. Say that three times fast!

The King: ThreefriedFuzziesthreefriedFuzziesthreefriedFuzzies!

Lemmy: I wasn’t talking to you!

Daisy: Now where could that be?

The King: That doesn’t make sense!

Daisy: What do you mean?

The King: The big set of flashing lights across from us says Food Flight, but not all food can fight, only chicken and buffalo wings can! And sometimes zucchini!

Daisy: It’s a food FIGHT! HEY! That’s where we have to go!

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: Here’s the bus! And it leaves right now!

Team Mario gets on the bus. Luigi sits down, and Mario decides to do cartwheels.

Luigi: Why should I bother?

>> Team Dream <<

Playful: Okay, I think the stage of A Food Fight is in that building!

Bagels: How would you know?

Playful: The big neon lights that say “A Food Fight” help a little bit!

Bagels: Oh… Good point!

Playful: Let’s run! Hopefully, The King won't go there!

>> Magic Lamp Quest <<

Daisy: DAD! Finally, now let’s eat!

Team What enters and sits down.

Daisy: Umm, this is still fuzzy… Oh well, just pretend it’s Peach’s face! Ha! It’s fuzzy like a peach!

Team Dream enters.

Playful: NO!

Bagels: NO!

Daisy: NO!

The King: What?

Playful: We’ll have to eat this fast, Bagels!

Bagels: Ok!

Playful: I know it will make us sick, but I think I still would be when it’s done!

Five minutes later…

Daisy and Bagels: DONE!

Playful: I only have a few more bites…

Daisy: How is Dad doing- WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE PLATE?!

The King: I’m not hungry, Buttercup!

Playful: FINISHED!

Waiter: Here’s your Lamp and clue!

Daisy: Come on, Dad, we should still make the next bus!

Team What leaves.

Playful: Congrats! You may rub the Lamp three times, and will take a warp pipe to a secret, underground chamber!

Bagels: Let’s go!

GEH! GEH! GEH!

>> Teams Mario and What <<

Daisy: WE MADE IT!

Luigi: (yelling to the bus driver) Why haven’t we moved yet? We should’ve been gone ten minutes ago!

Bus Driver: Everyone isn’t seated.

Luigi grabs Mario by his ear and pulls him onto the seat.

Daisy: Luigi, I’m so glad to see you!

Luigi: I’m not really glad to see you at the moment…

Daisy: We went for the Magic Lamp, but my dad wasn’t hungry, so we couldn’t beat the pets…

The King: (yelling to the Bus Driver) CAN WE STOP AT WENDY’S? I’M HUNGRY!

Daisy: WHAT? Oh…

Lemmy: Teams Mario and What are taking the bus to Lemmy’s Funnies, and will arrive at midnight, for they will stop at McDonalds.

The King: But I wanted Wendy’s!

Lemmy: McDonalds is cheaper!

>> Team Dream <<

GEH! GEH! GEH!

Genie: Hello! You have won the Magic Lamp! I will now take you to Lemmy’s Art Museum, Pitstop of this Leg!

Bagels: Thank you!

POOF!

Bow: Hi!

Playful: Why are you here?

Bow: I’m made out of art material, paper, and Lemmy paid me.

Playful: Sounds good, how much?

Bow: 100-

Bagels: WOAH!

Bow: Pennies…

Lemmy: Well, it would be a lot if you traveled back in time! Well, anyway… You're Team number 1, Team Dream!

Bagels: YAY!

Playful: Finally!

Lemmy: As winners of the 9th Leg of the AWESOME Race, you will be awarded a trip to the fantabulous Koopa Kastle!

Playful: We live there!

Lemmy: Too bad!

>> Team Cheat <<

Some children walk around Team Cheat as they walk out of the airport, and squirt Waluigi.

Waluigi: I’VE BEEN SHOT WITH A GUN!

Wario: It’s a water gun, you moron! TAXI!

Screech!

Wario: To Ludwig’s Obsession!

Two minutes later…

Wario: We could’ve walked…

>> Team Cheat - 1st at Whomp Stop <<

Waluigi: But then the kids would keep shooting at us!

Wario: Whatever! Who is hungry? ME!

Waluigi: BUT WHAT IF I STARVE?

Wario: What if the meal is worms? Heh, meal worms!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHH!!!

Lemmy: A Whomp Stop is a task only one member can do in order to get their next clue. In this Whomp Stop, teams will have to eat what Ludwig’s Obsession was in the comics. Fudge!

Wario chows down the fudge.

Wario: Too simple!

>> Team Cheat - Whomp Stop Completed <<

Wario: Go to the center of Lemmy’s Funnies, where you will find the Lemmy’s Land staircase. You will find your clue in the middle of the stairs.

Lemmy: Teams must now go to the center of Lemmy’s Funnies, and go to the middle of Lemmy’s Land Stairway. This famous Stairway of Lemmy’s Land is the only entrance to get to Roy’s Sport’s Hall and Iggy’s Casino.

Wario: TAXI!

Screech!

Wario: To the center of Lemmy’s Funnies!

Waluigi: But the center is where terrorists will strike and we’ll die!

Wario: No one will try to attack Lemmy’s Land! Lemmy pays people not to!

ZOOM!

>> Team Cheat - 1st at Junction <<

Lemmy: A Junction is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. In this Junction, Teams will have to choose between Hard Now, Easy Later, or Easy Now, Hard Later.

In Hard Now, Easy Later, teams will have to do the hard task of climbing up all 500 stairs to Roy’s Sports Hall. When in the arena, they will have to do the simple task of playing my favorite Mario Party mini-game, Bumper Balls. Teams with great endurance will be able to complete this pretty quickly; still, hiking up to Sky Land is not easy.

In Easy Now, Hard Later, teams will go to the beginning of the staircase and find a picture of a mask. Then they will have to go down the 100 stairs to Iggy’s Casino. At the casino, they will notice that everyone is wearing a mask. They must find the same mask as the one on their picture. If the Teams get it wrong, they will have to go back up and get a new picture. The task won’t take much walking if you get it right the first time, but could end up having more walking than the first choice.

Wario: We’re going to the Sports Hall!

Waluigi: WHAT IF I GET BEAT UP?

Wario: I won’t care!

Waluigi: *gasp*

Team Cheat walks up the staircase, Wario jogging, and Waluigi slowly walking.

>> Team Mario and What <<

Luigi: FINALLY! We-a made it!

Mario: People want me to get fat!

Luigi: What? Why?

Mario: Who? When? Where?

Luigi: No, why do people want you fat?

Mario: They stopped me from my cartwheels- HEY! You called me fat!

Luigi: You called yourself fat!

Mario: POR FAVOR!

Luigi: Why are you saying please?

Denny: Sorry, I have to study for my Spanish test!

Luigi: …

Daisy: Okay Dad, so you remember that comic in the newspaper-

The King: Hmm. The paper with news…

Daisy: Yeah, well… The comic of Ludwig’s Obsession?

The King: That must be the obsession of Ludwig!

Daisy: Correct…

The King: Which should mean I was right…

Daisy: WHATEVER! TAXI!

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: We’re in Sky Land!

Waluigi: WHAT IF I FALL OFF?!

Wario: Aye, aye, AYE!

>> Teams Mario and What - 2nd and 3rd at Whomp Stop <<

Luigi: I guess I’ll do it!

Mario: WHY?

Luigi: You said you’re too fat!

Mario: I take that as an insult!

Luigi: If you haven’t noticed, I don’t care!

Daisy: Dad, are you still hungry?

The King: You bet I am!

Daisy: Then you can eat fudge!

>> Team Cheat - Junction Completed <<

Wario: Ready?

Waluigi: No…

Wario: TOO BAD!

Team Cheat jumps in the boxing ring, jump on the balls, and start playing Bumper Balls. Waluigi rolls away from the action, and Wario just charges into the competitors, Buzzy Beetle and Nipper, the forgotten ones, who fall off.

Buzzy Beetle: ZZZZZZZZZZAT WAS UNFAIR!

Nipper: I can’t roll on the ball! Roy just stuffed my stem through the ball!

Pokey: Here’s your next clue.

Wario: Go back down- ALL THOSE STAIRS? Well, go back down and find any type of these things. Check them all in at the Printer Shop.

Lemmy: Teams must now go back down and start their scavenger hunt. The items they will need to find are:

A Piece of Paper
Markers
Something Red
Something Blue
Something Yellow

Then they will have to take the objects to the Printer Shop, where people get their sprites. The clue will be printed on the paper.

Wario: Hmm, want to jump off?

Waluigi: NO NO NO!

Wario: I got it!

Two seconds later...

Waluigi: Why am my in this chair- BLADIGHA-AHHHHHHHH-BLGHBDABA!

Wario: Did it work?

Waluigi: COME ON Wario! I have to tend to my plants when this is over!

Wario: Yup, Larry’s been on it for so long, that it changed his DNA!

>> Grass Land <<

Paratroopa Teacher: Larry, the president, will announce what we do when Ludwig sends a bomb to Grass Land!

A cell phone rings.

Paratroopa Teacher: You seem different. Well, I’ll tell the kids!

Kid: What happens if we see a flash? Do we go down to the basement, or run outside to safe grounds?

Paratroopa: He’ll tell us in a second.

Larry runs in.

Larry: If we see the flash of Morton’s bomb, we’ll duck, cover, and scream!

FLASH!

The children hide under their desks and scream.

>> Team Mario - Whomp Stop Completed <<

Luigi: I’m done!

Luigi grabs his clue.

Mario: Wash the taste out with this drink I got you!

Luigi: Thank you! It looks like chocolate milk, my favorite!

Luigi pours the substance in his mouth, and puffs up.

Luigi: I’M ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER, YOU MORON! TAXI!

>> Team What <<

Daisy: Dad, you still haven’t touched your plate!

The King: I’m not hungry!

Diasy: ARGH!

Daisy dumps the plate of fudge down The King’s throat and grabs a clue.

The King: I like ponies!

Daisy: To Lemmy’s Staircase- what’s that?

The King: But first I want to get something!

Daisy: Yeah, Taxi!

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: AHHH! OOF!

Waluigi: I LOVE AMAZEE DAISIES!

Wario: Okay, let’s hurry!

Wario runs but crashes into Jolene.

Jolene: AHH! My papers are everywhere!

Waluigi grabs one.

Waluigi: I SEE SOMETHING YELLOW!

Waluigi runs up to Jolene and pulls one of her hairs.

Jolene: THAT’S IT! I’LL HAVE THE RAWK HAWK BEAT YOU UP!

Wario: LOOK! A BLUE AND RED MAGIKOOPA!

Team Cheat runs off.

Wario: Hey kid, can I have your toy wand?

Blue Magikoopa: Can I have a dollar?

Wario: I’ll give you two quarters!

Red Magikoopa: 2 are more than 1!

Waluigi: How about three dimes?

Blue Magikoopa: 3 is better than 2!

Wario: No, what about four nickels!

Red Magikoopa: WOW! 4!

Wario and Waluigi: WAIT! HOW ABOUT FIVE DIMES EACH!

Blue Magikoopa: Five is a little too much…

Red Magikoopa: But we could give you our markers too, if you want!

Waluigi: SURE!

Team Cheat:
A Piece of Paper
Markers
Something Red-Red Wand
Something Blue-Blue Wand
Something Yellow-Jolene’s Hair

Wario: We got them all!

Waluigi: YES!

Wario and Waluigi run to the Printer Shop, but Waluigi falls into the puddle and the DNA wares off. Waluigi sees Wario with the wands and the piece of paper.

Waluigi: NO! DON’T SHOOT ME! WATCH OUT FOR THE PAPER! YOU COULD GET PAPER CUTS!

Wario: Great…

>> Teams Mario and What - 2nd and 3rd at Junction <<

Mario: Going up will have less work!

Luigi: Hmm, so if we do the one with more work, you won’t be fat anymore!

Mario: YAY!

Luigi and Mario head to the Casino.

Daisy: He HAD to buy a photocopier!

Team What leaves the taxi and gets their clue.

Daisy: Dad, have you ever wanted to see what it is like to touch a cloud?

The King: No.

Daisy: Aw-

The King: But I’m hungry so I want to taste one!

Daisy: NOW YOU’RE HUNGRY!

The King: I’m not hungry! I’m The King!

Daisy: …

>> Team Cheat - 1st at Route Marker <<

Wario: Travel any way to Lemmy’s Art Museum!

Waluigi: NOT THERE!

Wario: Why not?

Waluigi: Pictures are there and they might have moving eyeballs!

Wario: Whatever…

>> Team Mario - Junction Completed <<

Luigi: Wow! We should’ve just slid down the rail at every staircase! Well, the mask should look like a bird with a sharp beak…

Mario: AN OSTRO!

Luigi: Those aren’t supposed to come here- WAIT! The mask kind of looks like an Ostro!

Mario shows the Koopa a picture and the Koopa gives Mario the clue. Mario decides he doesn’t want it so he litters it.

Luigi: MARIO! I guess I’ll pick it up then! Okay, we need a sheet of paper. I’ll just get one napkin from the restroom! I need something red, Mario’s hat! Something blue, Mario’s overalls. The rest we could get at shops!

Luigi walks over to Mario.

Luigi: Mario! I need your hat and overalls- wait! I mean a piece of your overalls! Phew! That was close!

Team Mario
A Piece of Paper-A Napkin
Markers
Something Red-Mario’s Hat
Something Blue-Part of Mario’s Overalls
Something Yellow

>> Team What <<

Daisy: I’m up, Dad! Oh great, he has 300 more stairs! I’ll just go in and get the clue.

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: Okay, so now we need markers and something yellow…

Mario: I-a got it!

Luigi: You can stop saying your phrases right now!

Mario pulls out markers.

Mario: It’s-a Mario Paint!

Luigi: What about something yellow?

Mario pulls out a Star.

Mario: Twinkle, twinkle little Star! How I wonder why you are!

Luigi: That doesn’t make any sense, but it works for me!

Team Mario
A Piece of Paper-Napkin
Markers
Something Red-Mario’s Hat
Something Blue-Part of Mario’s Overalls
Something Yellow-Starman

>> Team What - Junction Completed <<

Daisy: I don’t think I can wait for Dad any longer!

Pokey: Hey… Do you want to just play 2 on 1 for the clue?

Daisy: Okay, I guess!

Daisy tricks the Buzzy Beetle into driving straight for her, but then Diasy moves away and Buzzy Beetle collides with Nipper, who still can’t move!

Daisy: Okay, so…

Pokey: Here’s your-

The King: BLGHADGHABA!

Daisy: There you are, Dad!

Pokey: Clue…

Daisy grabs the clue and runs to her father, who also got his DNA switched.

Daisy: Okay Dad, so I have my crown that’s yellow, Dad’s coat is blue, Dad’s shoes are red, Dad got a coloring book with markers, and the papers from the photocopier machine. We have at least one that’s not a picture of Dad’s hand! Well, anyway, we got pretty lucky with this one! Too bad we’re coming in last!

Team What
A Piece of Paper
Markers
Something Red-The King’s Shoes
Something Blue-The King’s Coat
Something Yellow-Daisy’s Crown

The King: My Piranha Plants will capture Mario for sure! BUT I’M SCARED OF PIRANHA PLANTS!!!

They walk out of Roy’s Sport’s Hall and it starts raining.

Daisy: We could jump off, but Dad would be scared of falling from his DNA change…

The King is seen walking off the clouds…

The King: WAFFLE!

Daisy: Well, I guess the rain washed the spell off!

>> Team Mario - 2nd at Route Marker <<

Electronic Voice: Printing now!

Mario looks astonished and is staring at the printer.

Luigi: Thanks! Okay, it says go to Lemmy’s Art Museum, final elimination! Let’s-a go!

Luigi’s cell phone rings. Mario picks it up.

Mario: Pick-a-Nose company! Who is this?

Denny: Hey, is Luigi there? I want to interview him!

Mario: Well, you can pick the number one, a short touch, or-a number two, a nose scrub!

Luigi: MARIO! Let me see!

Denny: Hmm, that number two seems nice-

Luigi: Oh goodness…

Denny: Oh well, this’ll be a while!

Mario and Luigi get in a taxi.

Mario: To the place of pictures!

Luigi: Good job! Okay… Yeah, what time would be good?

>> Team Cheat <<

Wario: WOW! The Art Museum's HUGE!

Waluigi: WHAT IF IT FALLS ON US?

Wario: Shuddap!

Bow: Hi!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wario: I thought it was enough at Sirena Beach!

Lemmy: You’re Team number 2!

Lemmy: I gave you a special room…

Team Cheat enters their room and see a Tickle Me Elmo.

Wario: See, you get a stuffed animal!

Waluigi: IT’S CUTE!

Waluigi tickles it.

Elmo: HehehehehehehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHH!

Wario: Wah?

Elmo: IT’S TICKLE TIME!

Laughter and screaming is heard…

>>Team What - 3rd at Route Marker <<

Daisy: AHHHHHH! OOF! WOW! Thank you for being my cushion, Dad!

The King: I had a cushion too!

Daisy: Really? What?

The King: A Mushroom!

Daisy: A Mush- OH NO!

The King gets up and a flat Toad is seen.

Daisy: And you couldn’t use the umbrella I gave you!

The King: It was raining and I thought it would get ruined!

Daisy: …

Daisy: Well, here’s the final elimination! TAXI!

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: Are you sure you know where we’re going?

Taxi Driver: SURE DO! Place with all the pictures!

Luigi: Just making sure!

>> Team What <<

Daisy: I’m not surprised if we lose, because after all, this is a tough race!

The King: Really?

Daisy: Well, if you haven’t noticed, I think we only started two legs where Lemmy gave us money!

The King: Money is easy to get! It grows on trees!

Daisy: I didn’t think that was the saying…

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: We-a made it!

Mario: Let’s-a go!

Luigi: Mario! I’m already at the door!

Mario: OWOWOWOWOWOW!

>> Team What <<

Daisy: Here we are! The Art Museum!

The King: Hmmm… The Museum of Art…

Daisy: Well, we’ll just enjoy the artwork when we go in!

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi: I never thought too many people drew pictures of me! One's from video games too- OH-A NO!

Mario: Where’s Iggy?

Luigi: It’s Lemmy, and we’re at Lemmy PHOTOS!

>> Team What <<

Daisy: Here’s Lemmy, the Glum Reaper!

Bow: HEY! Is that an insult?

Daisy: I was talking about Lemmy because he’s the one who will- never-mind!

The King: A mind that will never get it.

Lemmy: Team What, you’re team number [(4 + 10) x 2 – 7] divided by 3.

The King: Oh, the old Science!

Daisy: It’s math, and we’re Team number 3!

Lemmy: Sorry, I had to do my math homework!

>> Team Mario <<

Luigi finally walks in, and Mario does somersaults to get in.

Lemmy: Team Mario, you are the last Team to arrive. However, I am happy to tell you that you have been eliminated from the AWESOME Race, and will no longer be able to run in it any longer…

Luigi: Oh, HEY! HAPPY?

Soon to come will be the final Leg! See who wins 1,000,000 coins!

Where Teams are now…

Team Mean

Bowser is back at Koopa Kastle, trying to become the number one Lemmy’s Land tourist. However, it doesn’t look good for him, as all the words in his first submission are spelled wrong. Bowser has also been working with Toad…

Wart is working on Sub-con Park, knocking it down to make a resort called the Dreamy Bubbles. The restaurant has all the fabulous foods, except for vegetables. This makes Larry very unhappy.

Team Talk

Susan is at her home sewing a dress for her “date” with Larry, which includes kidnapping him, engaging him, and right after the second, marrying him! She’s also putting jewels on his and her engagement and wedding rings.

Morton has been mainly doing work in “juvenile”(Leg 8) and attacking Grass Land (Leg 9). Otherwise, he’s just doing what he normally does! Talk, talk, and talk!

Team Queen

Wendy seems pretty excited about customizing it, giving it carpets and golden chairs. Wendy wasn’t concerned about her mortgage; she just simply said that it was on her dad, but not to tell anyone else, oops! I wasn’t supposed to tell you that! Oh well!

Claudia has been exploring Lemmy’s Land. She’s seen the fabulous Art Museum, and saw a lot of Mystery plays. She also bought a lot of CDs from Lemmy’s CDs, and attended some Interviews. Her favorite place is Iggy’s Casino, however, but- Oops! Oh well, I can’t keep my mouth shut! I guess I do sort of relate to Morton!

Team Cream

Peach has been very angry, from being eliminated from the race, and even angrier at Toad’s graffiti! Otherwise, Peach has been doing her princess duties of sitting on the balcony and looking pretty for all Mushroomers passing by.

Toad gives this story the darker side. He set graffiti on the garden wall that said “Peach is more like an Onion”, which got him fired. Does Toad care? NO! He is secretly working with Bowser on how to destroy the Marios and Peach. Oops! I said the secret part!

Team Bean

Bowyer has disappeared, but many Lemmy’s Landians have claimed to see them at Lemmy’s Junkyard! He’s there with Geno, Nipper, Kirby… Do I care? Nyah! I mean, nah…

Kolorado has been exploring Lemmy’s Land also! However, he went to Lemmy’s Links and has never been seen coming out… Hey, what’s that pop-up at Nintendo.com? What? Old Beans? I won’t buy those!

Team Scheme

Ludwig has been in his lab, trying to make plans to defeat the Marios. What’s strange is, Ludwig’s papers were exploding! I saw it myself! By opening the lock door combination, 1-9-90, the year he was born in! Oh, I gave that away too!

Larry has been under attack by Morton. Larry has also been acting kind of strange. First, he was sucking his thumb in the corner of his room, than he started to say muffins, and waffles, and other stuff like that! What’s happening?

Team Cute

Because they both loved Isle Delfino, Yoshi and Birdo are spending their pre-honeymoon there, and getting married after at Gelato Beach. HEY! Why wasn’t I invited?

Team Steam

Roy has been angry, and as a few years ago, he’s starting up the weather machine to make it dry in Ice Land and snow in Desert Land! Oh, and as for his plans for Giant Land, because his partner “ruined” the race for him, there will be snow, then rain, then lightning, then tornados, then a drought, then a tsunami, then an earthquake, and so on!

Iggy has been rigging the Casino slot machines, and has become a billionaire this past week! However, a clumsy Goomba pushed Iggy next to the fireplace, and Iggy dropped the rest of his money in the fire! The only thing he got was a golden toilet… Mario won’t be plumbing that!

Team Mario

Mario has been practicing football, for there MIGHT be a football game! (Not really, though.) He decided to play against Chargin’ Chucks, and boy, is he getting creamed!

Luigi has been put into a mental institution for he is now really mentally ill! I bet it’s from the Race’s pressure! He says he’s hearing voices in his head saying “Must Kill Mario”. We won’t interview him however, his bed is next to Petey Piranha, who is having stomach disorders.

We won’t tell much about the other three teams, for it may give away who wins the Race! But here’s a hint! The Team has two creatures!
 

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