Morton's Basics

How to Cook up a Lemmy's Land Submission

By Lord Seth


2-20 Characters (at least two must be Mario-related)
4+ Jokes
1 Good Plot
Other necessary ingredients are described in the procedure

First, mix all of the above ingredients well. Add a sprinkle of imagination, and then a title. Remove any
obscene or vulgar references, then warm to 70 degrees Farenenheit. Add any new elements as you see fit,
then add an end to it. Voila! It's almost done; just have Lemmy taste it. If you've cooked it to perfection, Lemmy will add his secret magic ingredient, and then your submission will be available for all to sample!


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