Welcome to Lemmy’s Land! No passports are required. I am Lemmy Koopa, owner of this Land. As the fun-loving Koopaling, I only allow fun things to get into my Land. I love to read stories, especially about me and my brothers and sister. Therefore, my Land specializes in "Fun" Fiction stories. Between 43 different and unique sections, you should find plenty of things to do. Come in and feel free to enjoy yourself, but remember: having fun is a strictly enforced rule in Lemmy’s Land! Please jump in and immerse yourself in the fun!

/Most Recent Update: July 19:
Featuring...
- Lemmy's Infostories: Mario Character Birthdates
- Lemmy's Fun Fiction: Mario and Yoshi: The Ten Gems (continued), Fight for Glory (started), Mario's Koopamon Adventure 4: The Champion's Tournament (continued), Bowser Jr. Runs Away from Dark Land (continued), Napkin Mario (continued), Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion (continued)
- Lemmy's Scribbles: Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show, Episode 4, Computer Games Are Not For You
- Lemmy's Interviews: SUPERSTARSAGA interviews KOOPS, THE DRYEST BONES interviews DON PIANTA, WALUIGI'S TWIN AND FIREBALL interview CUDGE, SHRUGGER AND CO. interview YOSHI, MIDNA KOOPA interviews MARIO
As well as...
- Lemmy's Photos: Twenty-seven pics
- Lemmy's List of Baddies: Ten bogeys
- Lemmy's Art Museum: Two Masterpieces
- Lemmy's Reviews: One Review
- Lemmy's Game Guides: Three Eggs
- Larry's Bios: One bio
- Wendy's Phonebooth: Three questions
- Roy's Sports Hall: One battle write-up
Go see what I accepted before, in Lemmy's Updates!

/The next update is scheduled for Saturday, July 26. Koopa know-it-all, DaisyGirl, James Issac Koopa, Phantos67, 1-up Boo, NipponYoshi are tourists who have submissions in the next update and may Email me to view their published work before then. The next update will also contain work by Blaze Koopa, Shrugger Shroob, Cubone, Fireball, Waluigi's Twin, and Fried the Hen. If you would like to be notified by Email whenever I update, click here.

/Warning: Lemmy's Land is constantly under construction. Watch out for ditches and bulldozers. Do not disturb any hard-working construction Troopas. Or the lazy ones either.

/Lemmy's Land is now !9! years old! Is the Internet even that old? Thank you for helping me keep this site going for so long, for it is your submissions and enthusiasm that has allowed me to do so. Please support Lemmy's Land, the place where Mario's enemies still rule, for another great year.

/Lemmy's Assistants: Find out who helps me run Lemmy's Land, and maybe even join them.

 Use the alphabetical dropdown menu to find the section of your choice.

New visitors are encouraged to visit Morton's Basics first and
Little Lemmy's Land second before venturing off on their own.

Guests from The Site Fights will probably want to take special interest in Lemmy's Spirit Page.

If you're from the RE League, you'll be looking for the White Ice Castle Gym.

Lemmy's Tourist AttractionsLemmy's Art MuseumMorton's BasicsLarry's BiosLemmy's CaptionsIggy's CasinoLemmy's CDsLemmy's Chat RoomLemmy's Drawing BoardLemmy's Forum Lemmy's Fun FictionLemmy's FunniesLemmy's GamesLemmy's Game GuidesLemmy's HTML GuideLemmy's InfostoriesLemmy's InterviewsKing Koopa's Item ChestSusan's Koopa Trading Card GameLittle Lemmy's LandLemmy's LeadersLemmy's LifeLemmy's LinesLemmy's LinksLemmy's List of BaddiesLemmy's MadlibsLemmy's Mario CartoonsLemmy's MazesLemmy's MysteriesWendy's PhoneboothLemmy's PhotosLemmy's PollsLudwig's QuizzesLemmy's ReviewsLemmy's ScribblesLemmy's Spirit PageRoy's Sports HallLemmy's StuffLemmy's Super KoopasLemmy's Thought of the DayLemmy's TrimmingsLemmy's UpdatesWhite Ice Castle Gym

For section descriptions, or if you can't load the dropdown menu, visit Lemmy's Tourist Attractions. If the menu won't load, you might try installing Java.

/If you enjoyed your visit and would like to support Lemmy's Land's tourist industry, please place my banner on your page. You can get the code for my banner here.

/Thanks and credit go to Lardlad for the banner just above, Kissy Koopa and Jingo Koopa for the title banner on my entrance page, Black Boo for the title banner on this page, and Wendy for the background set on this page.

/Disclaimer: "Super" Mario and all related characters are property of Nintendo and I didn't make them. Clawdia, Susan, Bagels, and Playful were introduced by me, other characters are property of their respective authors. All submissions have been accredited to their author(s); submissions without a credit belong to me. If you find something that has been stolen from another site, please Email me so that I may remove it. Taking material from Lemmy's Land for anything other than personal use is prohibited except by permission of the author. Lemmy's Land is copyright unto to me, all rights and lefts are reserved. Straights are still available.

/Thanks for touring Lemmy's Land! I add new points of interest to my Land constantly, so be sure to come again.