This is a parody of my main page, made by Sandslash. This is not the true feelings of the Lemmy's Land administration, and hopefully is not the true feelings of the author.
Please note that all 'links' within the parody do not work.
Also. this is not meant to insult the Site Fights, but is only a joke. Please keep this in mind.
Welcome to Lemmy’s Land, and good-bye! Passports are required. I am Lemmy Koopa, owner of this landfill. As the boring Koopaling, I only allow garbage to get into my land. I love to read stories, especially about me and my heroics. Therefore, my land specializes in false autobiographies. With 27 sections in my land which are all pointless and essentially the same, you should find plenty of ways to waste your time. Come in and feel free to enjoy yourself, but remember: if you find anything fun to do. you have a problem. Please jump in and immerse yourself in the toxic waste!
Warning: Lemmy's Land is constantly being deleted. Don't get run over by a steam roller or be smacked by a wrecking ball.
Yesterday’s Updates: January 28, 2000: Handed Over my page to Sandslash and made him grand master of Lemmy's Land. I bow at his knees. I beg for mercy.
SPECIAL NEWS!!! Sandslash got 1,000 votes for sending in this really good thing (the only good thing in this dump), and because he was holding me hostage. 1,000 credits goes to Sandslash, who first told me.
News: Please don't read the unimportant Lemmy's Land news at the bottom of this page.
Site Fights; Don't Vote!: I quit this really cool organization, where you get to vote for your favorite site, the Site Bites. It is a deadly competition, and it is not that fun. I'm not hoping you will vote for me by clicking on one of the next two banners (NOT the made with spirit banner). You get no votes per site per year, so you could really be a cause to my cause. If you vote for me... maybe I'll teach you how to tip a cow. Right now, I have only these images with wrong links.
Here
is a spirt stick, intended to show the bad will of this organization.
It looks remarkably like my magic knife, but can be used only for death.
Click on it to go to my SPIRIT PAGE.
Although this isn't a friendly competition, everyone wants to kill the other. Therefore, I ask that if you hate my site, you take the time to vote for me. It only takes an hour, and all you need to do is enter your Email address, age, address, full name, parents name, phone number, businees phone number, zip code, state, city, country, world, freinds name, and an 800 word essay on why I should lose. I am in the runnings and the above banner and award are direct links to the page where you can vote for me. Also, if you want to vote for me but don't want to take the time to come here every time and then click on the banners, Email me and I will send you the wrong address! Also, I'm not at all willing to exchange votes. You get 0 votes one time every year for 1 site. With your death, I will be able to make it to the bottom.
Tourist Attractions in Lemmy’s Land:
Lemmy’s Updates: Check out my progress to see what’s old.
Lemmy’s Bio: Find out who Sandslash is.
Larry's Tourist Bios: Go post good things about Sandslash.
Lemmy’s Non-Fiction: Lots of scary stories scary ghouls and freaks.
Lemmy’s Mystery: Solve the mystery and see who killed me.
Lemmy's Scribbles: Bad enough not to be posted, but enough to be......No word explains these things.
Wendy's Phonebooth: Wendy loves to talk on the phone, so why not call her and scare her by saying you're gonna kill her.
Morton's Chatting Plans: There will sometimes be boring events in Lemmy's Mortonish Chat Room and they are usually canceled (which is good).
Lemmy's Mortonish Koopa Chat Rooms: Go talk 5 min. max. about anything but Koopas.
Lemmy’s Messageboard: Go post and read messages about stuff you don't know anything about.
Lemmy’s Poll: Which number is best: 1 or 2.
Roy's Sports Hall: Get up! This is for all you art fans. Make your drawing and see if you can draw well.
Lemmy's Petition: Help me.
Lemmy’s Life: Read my journal and learn about math.
Ludwig's Life: Lemmy always tell the truth, you know. Read my notebook and see how our mathematics compare!
Lemmy’s Photos: Go see my magical album of Roman Mythology characters.
Lemmy’s CDs: Go listen to cool childrens' music. You can sway your arms or look around and you need to download.
Iggy's Casino: Compulsive senior citizens only! Step right up to Iggy's Death Ring and risk your life!
Lemmy’s Labyrinths: How much do you know about this garbage?
Lemmy’s List of Baddies: Go see the names and descriptions of South American enemies.
Lemmy’s Educational Cartoons: Find out about the three great educational black and white cartoon shows.
Lemmy’s Lines: Boring jokes and simple riddles to reflect my dull personality.
Lemmy’s Links: Go see other trahsy sites on the web!
Lemmy’s Stuff: Go see my 1 award (which I made) and a web ring if you get lucky.
Lemmy’s Leaders: Who’s the best Greek Artist?
Lemmy’s Super Koopas: See how many wounds you've gotten and try to become a horrible Stupa Lupa.
Lemmy’s Guestbook: Be sure to introduce your mom
to me and don’t forget to vote for your favorite
Greek Artist.
News:
Schedule: Now that the weather is getting cooler, I will be deleting more stuff every day. Because of this, I may not be able to save anything on this page. I will try my best to shut this site down as fast as possible, but never expect an update.
Less Space: Now that I have less space, I have to delete things I couldn't dare do before, like delete pictures and sound files. I will award nothing for ANY viruses you send me.
Smushed Under A Tank: Most people who tour Lemmy's Land tell me they hate it, but I seem to have trouble getting it shut down. If you know of anything I can do so that more tourists can diss me, please Email him! I will give a a spanking to anyone who helps me.
Got My Leg Stuck In The Seaweed And Drowning Fast Down In A Swamp: My leg is so large that it got stuck in seaweed. Now I am drowning. If I do not post something you send me, I'm dead.
Go away!
If you didn't enjoyed your visit and would like to shut down the tourist industry in my land, please place my banner on your page with a note saying "No". The banner should look like this.
You can get the code for it by clicking on this place I put in one of the sections, I don't remember where.
Thanks for nothing for this banner and for the Booster Tower music!
Thanks a lot Winx for the dumb banner!
I would like to especially thank Lardlad for sending me.......didn't he send me something? I don't think so. Nevermind. Here's his site just in case you want to ask him if he sent me anything.
I would like to spank all of my slaves for signing the guestbook, voting in the poll, and sending me viruses. My land has a lot of mistakes, but it can never shut down with you saving it all the time. Go away.
Spanks for deleting Lemmy's Land. I delete sections of my land constantly, so be sure not to come again. Also, be sure to delete Wendy's site, Koopa Park, and Iggy's site, The Kingdoms. They’re two more educational math pages just across the river, left off the bridge, over the hill, down the cave, through the space time continuum portal, and over the mountains from here. Please note that these pages are mine, and they don't belong to my siblings.
Go back to Lemmy's Lines.
Go back to my real main page.