This is (another) parody of Morton’s Important Terms. It’s not real.
 

? Block: A special division of Bowser’s Army who can’t stop asking questions.

Banned: You’re not allowed to send in submissions to Lemmy anymore. But you are allowed to send him Emails containing death threats, and he will respond by making you King of the Universe.

Coin: When you get people to start using a certain word for a certain thing.

DAD: What happens when people refuse to undo Caps Lock.

Dark Land: That place that forgot to pay their electricity bill.

Dinosaur Land: That virtual world where E. Gadd hides his toy dinosaur collection.

Doomship: What Bowser calls his rubber boat that accompanies him into the bathtub.

Feedback Forum: People get together and discuss how to feed people who fed them.

Fire Flower: The Angry Sun, reincarnated into a flower. For all you bachelorettes out there, he’s a little on the quiet side, a good companion, in a weird sort of way.

Keep: The act of maintaining ownership.

Koopa Troop: When someone forgets to add the A at the end of Koopa Troopa.

Koopaling: A Koopa named Ling. He prefers to write his name himself, yet he has terrible grammar.

Koopaling Vote: Things that help Ling when the election on the day they count the votes.

LL: Luigi’s Lemon.

LLL: Luigi’s Little League.

Magic Wand: Definitely not the main weapon of choice for a Magikoopa if that’s what you’re thinking!

Mario Gang: The union of every version of Mario, including (False) Dr, Shredded Paper, Shadow, Big Baby, and Burning Skeleton.

Mushroom: A fun guy.

Mushroom Kingdom: The land of a lot of fun. Gee…

Mushroom World: The planet that does not have mush room for any more citizens.

Mushroomer: A guy who turns people into mushrooms.

Official Character: All the Mario characters that work for The Man.

Peach’s Castle: Where Lord Crump (doesn’t) hold his weekly (not really) Chess tournaments.

Plit: A hole in the ground… Hey! Did that stupid writer add an extra L again?!

Sarasaland: AKA, Potato Heaven.

Star: A famous dude.

Submission: The act of giving in to Count Bleck’s power.

Super Koopa: That shell-less turtle from Super Mario world whose cape is at the cleaners. He likes to use lethal injection to kill Mario.

Tourist: A person who’s visiting.

Warp Pipe: Your (false) face.

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