Lemmy’s Art Museum: See scribbles of the Mario brats.

Morton’s Basics: Learn the basics on how to search the site. This section makes your eyes bleed and your ears implode.

Larry’s Bios: Post things about yourself by force, then go to the dungeon.

Lemmy’s Captions: Contests held every 5 minutes. You label pictures. The results: very boring.

Iggy’s Casino: Go to Las Vegas and lose everything you own in the casino.

Lemmy’s CD’s: Download songs that do nothing but curse. Your Email addresses are found, and you get spam and pop-ups for all eternity.

Lemmy’s Chat Room: Talk about how great I am and how lousy you are.

Lemmy’s Drawing Board: I steal all your photos off your server, then draw on them for the world to see.

Lemmy’s Forum: Forcibly give me all your personal information, which I put on here, as well as lies about you. This is a first class newspaper.

Lemmy’s Fun Fiction: Contains thousands of impossible-to-read stories. You’ll scream your head off when reading them, for Lemmy only accepts horror stories.

Lemmy’s Funnies: Read the comics people made. The comics aren’t even funny.

Lemmy’s Games: Learn how to play bad games, then lose all your Koopaling votes if you lose... which you will.

Lemmy’s Game Guides: Get teased for not being able to finish a Mario game. May I suggest Mario Party 5 Teasing?

Lemmy’s HTML Guide: Now YOU can make a completely worthless site, you screaming little brat.

Lemmy’s Infostories: Learn about how I got to be so great.

Lemmy’s Interviews: Blackmail Mario characters to learn there inner-most thoughts. This is the largest, most imbecilic section on this dumb site.

King Koopa’s Item Chest: Why does this section exist? Bowser’s doesn’t know how to collect items.

Susan’s Koopa Trading Card Game: Play cards with me in 5 different ways. The rules are too easy, but the games are retarded, mainly because it’s Susan’s section.

Lemmy’s Leaders: ... Uhhh, there is nothing in this section. GO AWAY!!!

Lemmy’s Life: Learn about how I outsmart my siblings, and how I made you end up as a screaming brat.

Lemmy’s Lines: How do you like yours? Bold? Blue? Green? Rainbow?

Lemmy’s Links: See my collection of Link dolls.

Lemmy’s List of Baddies: Read about Teletubbies, Boobah, and applesauce.

Little Lemmy’s Land: It’s Lemmy’s Land, except with impossible-to-read text.

Lemmy’s Madlibs: Fill in blanks to complete stories I made. If I didn’t make it, you go to the dungeon.

Lemmy’s Mario Cartoons: Watch Triple X-rated Mario cartoon shows. You must download. These make your eyes and ears bleed. Viewer discression ISN’T advised. Episodes often cause seizures.

Lemmy’s Mazes: Enter impossible mazes. There is no way out when you enter.

Lemmy’s Mysteries: Why are you here? Who ate my ice cream? Why don’t you shut it, you screaming brat?

Wendy’s Phonebooth: Ask a question, she’ll hang up right away.

Lemmy’s Photos: Look at photos of me.

Lemmy’s Polls: What’s your favorite number? 1 or 2?

Ludwig’s Quizzes: Compete in impossible quiz shows. You always lose.

Lemmy’s Reviews: Read about what other people think about those stupid video games that star those stupid Mario brats.

Lemmy’s Scribbles: These are pointless stories about the Mario brats. Don’t bother going here.

Lemmy’s Spirit Page: Look at plaques of TSF, whatever that means.

Roy’s Sports Hall: Watch Mario enemies kill each other.

Lemmy’s Stuff: The grand tour of Lemmy’s Bedroom.

Lemmy’s Super Koopas: Look at how you’ll never be a Super Koopa. 250,000 Koopaling votes required to become one.

Lemmy’s Thought of the Day: Read my thoughts, then I read yours.

Lemmy’s Trimmings: Learn how to make a turkey.

Lemmy’s Updates: A second by second walkthrough of my life since I’ve been born.

White Ice Castle Gym: Sing along with the “I love you song”. Meant for the visitors of Antarctica. This is a Barney section.
 

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