Wendy's Phonebooth
This is a parody of my Wendy's phonebooth, made by Sandslash. This is not the true feelings of the Lemmy's Land administration, and hopefully is not the true feelings of the author.
Please note that all 'links' within the parody do not work.
Wendy's Phonebooth
<Ring Ring> Hi, it's Wendy! Who is this?! Answer me fool! Oh well, go ahead and talk about your trash! I hate to talk on the phone with you, but you'll have to talk quickly because your voice is putting a mental image of you in my head......uggg...nasty.... and I have someone on the other line. What! I can just forgot about the other caller!? Loser!
(Seconds pass...)
Hi again. The ghost of my dead brother Lemmy called and said that you have to ask me questions or else he will send you a virus in the form of an Email. He says that if I don't answer the questions and post the questions and the answer's here he will haunt me in my sleep forever. He also said something sick and nasty. What was it again? Oh yeah! Nasty! He said that he will give some kind of a..... I cant say it. It so twisted and sick. My brother's ghost is tasteless and sick.
From Larry Koopa
Why is Morton called Morton Koopa Jr.?
Oyyy. Dont tell me I have to deal with dumb questions like this for the entire section! He's called Morton Koopa Jr. because one day Bowser was at Denny's and this guy called Morton tripped over a chair leg and fell on Bowser right when the waiter came over and told him Clawdia was having a Koopaling. Bowser was really mad and killed Morton (the guy who fell on him) and decided to name his son Morton Koopa Jr.
From Lardlad
Are there any videogames starring Mario as the villain and you Koopas as the good (bad) guys in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Do you think I really care? Don't throw these messed up questions at me or I'll spank you!
From Koopa T. Quick
What does the "O" in Wendy O. Koopa stand for?
Obese (Really Fat)
From Unknown
If Ludwig likes chocolate so much, why does Wendy rule Chocolate Island?
Ok. if you have a weak stomach don't scroll down. It's a sick answer.
Ludwig was supposed to have Chocalate Island but one day he spilled kool-aid on the carpet and Bowser punished him by giving him the smallest land. I said this 'cause the real answer is way too sick.
If Bowser is married to Clawdia, why does he chase Princess Toadstool?
Bowser is only married to Clawdia for the money. It's all a sham but Clawdia doesn't know anything yet.
From Kent
Was Ludwig's laugh always like that?
One day Ludwig went to the doctor and got his throat torn up because the doctor went a little crazy because he got some laughing gas in his mouth and then he went shot-crazy.
From Monica
Do Koopas hatch out of eggs, or are they born?
(Spanks Monica) Quit screaming! (Throws Monica in the trash)
From King Nimbus
How many spikes does each Koopa have on their shell?
Are you blind. What spikes? What shell? Koopas wear clothes. Most of their clothes have nasty pictures and bad words on them.
From Lardlad
What holidays do the Koopas celebrate?
Ludwig likes chocolate.
From King Nimbus
When were the Koopalings born?
Larry was just born 2 minutes ago. I was allowed to hold him and i was standing over a toilet and dropped him in by accident (maybe). Then i picked him up and dropped him on the tiled floor. He's twitching. Morton was born yesterday. He has a temporary defect where his eyes are fused together. I was born a month ago. Curse the day of my birth! Roy was in a bad mood and chucked me at the wall as hard as he could, and now my IQ is the same as a child 9 years younger than me (I'm as smart as a -8 year, 11 month year old). Iggy was never really ever born because Bowser told us about Iggy being born on April first and it was a trick. Roy was born 22 years ago. He did some nasty stuff when he was little. Lemmy was born 23 years ago. He's adopted and we are really aliens. Ludwig was born 149 years ago. He was born when they didn't have virtual reality.
From King Nimbus
What lands do the Koopas own in Mario World, and what land does Clawdia own?
Bowser owned Yoshi's Island and Larry owned everything else.
From L-koopa
Who would become king if Bowser died?
The guy who killed him.
From L-koopa
Do Koopas celebrate the New Year?
Ludwig like chocolate. Mmmm...
From Sandslash
Are there other Koopalings than the ones we know of?
Duh! In the next mario game there will be 150 koopalings. One is called Stuffinpiperinurpipe and he has no body. Heres a picture of him. pic>>>>> <<<<pic
From Sandslash
Did the Koopalings get land: according to age or personality?
We got land according to how long we could hold our breath.
From King Nimbus
In Mario 3, what are the lands from biggest to smallest?
They are all pretty small.
From Sandslash
How does Koopa maturity compare with Human maturity?
You are a mental institute escapee.
From Sandslash
Do Koopalings have to marry their siblings?
Wanna marry me?
From Mario Surfer
Wendy, who is your favorite brother, and why?
Lemmy, because I'm in total in love with him. I write in my journal about what I think of him and I dream about him and I always try and impress him.
From King Nimbus
Do any of the Koopalings or Koopa Cousins have boyfriends or girlfriends?
Boys are yucky. I cross-dress
From King Nimbus
Who are Nick’s parents?
Roy and Morton.
From King Nimbus
Who are Clawdia's parents, and who is Morton's wife?
(hangs up)
From King Nimbus
What would the Koopas call a person who is a mix of Koopa (like the ones in your family, not Koopa Troopas), a Korkie (like Link from the new Zelda game), and a Yoshi?
Super Freak
From King Nimbus
Who besides Ludwig is on Nick’s side?
Me, Roy, Morton, Bill Gates, and Lemmy.
From King Nimbus
What Koopa exchange classes do each of the Koopas teach, and who is in each one?
Larry teaches an assissination class, which we are all enrolled in. Morton has an I'm in love with Lemmy and think about him and dream about him class, which me and Larry are enrolled in. I have a sick, nasty, tasteless jokes class, which Lemmy is a graduate of with amazing grades, all 100's. Iggy isn't real. Roy has a cross-dressing class, which me and Ludwig are enrolled in. Lemmy has a how to be bad class, which Larry is enrolled in. Ludwig had a class but it was set on fire.
From King Nimbus
What are the Mario World lands in size order?
Dinosaur Land is the biggest.
From King Nimbus
Which Koopalings were born and which were hatched?
Iggy isnt real. Lemmy was adopted. We found Ludwig on the roadside. Morton and Larry were virtually made on the computer. Me and Roy are robots.
From King Nimbus
Are the number of spikes the Koopalings have related to their world, and how many spikes to Clawdia, Susan, Nick, and Morton Sr. have?
What spikes? What shell?
From King Nimbus
What sites were the Koopas given in Mario Is Missing?
That was made up. I was watching TV and then I saw this dude with the game and I slapped him.
From King Nimbus
What privileges do the Koopas get and at what ages?
We don't get no responsibilities.
From King Nimbus
Why did Roy get Sky Land, and how were the Koopas given land in Mario World: by personality or by age?
The headless cow beat the hen house at midnight yesterday.
What our face looked like.
From King Nimbus
What is the ‘B’ in Susan B. for?
Bourbon
From Koopa T. Quick
How fast are the Koopalings?
We are all slow. I cant walk.
From King Nimbus
How many spikes do / did Ozma, Mush, Mud, Pimple, and DAD have / had?
What spikes? What shell?
From King Nimbus
Why did Iggy get Giant Land?
Iggy is not real.
From King Nimbus
Why did Ludwig get Pipe Land?
He held his breath the longest.
From Kooky Koopa
Why are those dumb Mario Brothers always beating us? We should be beating them up!
I have beaten Mario up before. I broke his legs. They only beat the other koopalings. I gouged Luigi's eye out. I tore Toad in half. and I set Princess Toadstoll on fire.
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