Wendy's Phonebooth
This is a parody of my Wendy's phonebooth, made by Amber Koopa. This is not the true feelings of the Lemmy's Land administration, and hopefully is not the true feelings of the author.
Please note that all 'links' within the parody do not work.
Wendy's Phonebooth
<Ring Ring> Hello? Who I am is none of your business! I don't want to know who you are either! Just talk about your stupid problems while I completely ignore you. You're going to have to wait a long time. I've got a jerk on the other line
Days pass...
You're still here? Well, anyway, my low-life brother Lemmy called and said that if I don't answer all your stupid questions and post the questions and answers here, he'll kill me in my sleep. He said something else too. What was it again? He said... I can't say it. It has too many curses in it. Just send me questions and shut up.
From Larry Koopa
Why is Morton called Morton Koopa Jr?
Stupid questions bore me. One day Bowser was in a horrible mood. A nurse came and told him Clawdia had a Koopaling, and since Bowser was in such a bad mood, he thought of the worst name possible, his father's name. So, Morton is Morton Koopa Jr.
From Lardlad
Are there any video games starring Mario as the villain and you Koopas as the good (bad) guys in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Go to Gamestop or WalMart. Do you see any Super Koopa games? I think not! Try to act smart!
From Koopa T. Quick
What does the "O" in Wendy O. Koopa stand for?
Octopus. It resembles my ugliness.
From Unknown
If Ludwig likes chocolate so much, why does Wendy rule Chocolate Island?
Chocolate Island is not really made of chocolate. It's made of something else brown. I got it as a punishment.
From Unknown
If Bowser is married to Clawdia, why does he chase Princess Toadstool?
Bowser is not really married to Clawdia. When he said "I do", he quietly added "not". He really likes Peach.
From Kent
Was Ludwig's laugh always like that?
Yes. He used to go shot-crazy as a baby, and his laugh stuck.
From Monica
Do Koopas hatch out of eggs or are they born?
Do you think I care? I just care that I was born and prettier than you!
From King Nimbus
How many spikes does each Koopa have on their shell?
Shouldn't you know this? I don't need to tell you everything!
From Lardlad
What holidays do Koopas celebrate?
We don't celebrate any holidays. We are rotten all year 'round.
From King Nimbus
When were the Koopalings born?
Ludwig was born 7,000 years ago. Bowser has never met him. Lemmy was born 5,000 years ago. He was born when there was no ice whatsoever. Roy was born 99 years ago. He's robbed 2 banks, killed 9 old ladies, and crashed out of prison 11 times. Iggy was born 24 years ago. He is a pro copycat. I was born 11 years ago. I hate everyone. Morton was born 8 years ago. His full name is 26 words long. Larry was born 1 minute ago. He is a brat with the ability to hide for 5 days with no food.
From King Nimbus
What lands do the Koopas own in Mario World, and what land does Clawdia own?
Clawdia owned Donut Plains and Morton owned everything else.
From L-koopa
Who would become king if Bowser died?
Bowser would rule Dark Land as a ghost.
From L-koopa
Do Koopas celebrate the new year?
I told you, we don't celebrate holidays! Pay attention!
From Sandslash
Are there other Koopalings than the ones we know of?
Well, there's Bowser Jr, and no one can remember him.
From Sandslash
Did the Koopalings get land according to age or personality?
I got Water land because I like water, but everyone else got a crummy land.
From King Nimbus
How does Koopa maturity compare with Human maturity?
It doesn't. Sorry (not really).
From Sandslash
Do Koopalings have to marry their siblings?
Yes. Or else we get killed.
From Mario Surfer
Wendy, who is your favorite brother and why?
Lemmy, because he isn't crummy like my other brothers.
From King Nimbus
Do any of the Koopalings or Koopa Cousins have boyfriends or girlfriends?
Our social life is none of your business.
From King Nimbus
Who are Nick's parents?
Susan and Roy.
From King Nimbus
Who are Clawdia's parents, and who is Morton's wife?
Bowser never told me, so I don't know.
From King Nimbus
What would Koopas call a person who is a mix of Koopa (like the ones in your family, not Koopa Troopas), a Kokiri (like Link from the new Zelda game), and a Yoshi?
Very ugly.
From King Nimbus
Who besides Ludwig is on Nick's side?
Lemmy, me, Roy, Al Gore, and Iggy.
From King Nimbus
What Koopa exchange classes do each of the Koopas teach, and who is in them?
I don'y know about anyone else, but I teach a swimming class, which Roy, Morton, and Iggy are enrolled in.
From King Nimbus
What are the Mario World lands in size order?
It's as big as Isle Delfino,
From King Nimbus
Which Koopas were born, and which were hatched?
Stop sending questions! Give someone else a turn!
From King Nimbus
Are the number of spikes the Koopalings have related to their world, and how many spikes do Clawdia, Susan, Nick, and Morton Sr. have?
I thought I told you to give someone else a turn!
From King Nimbus
What sites were the Koopas given in Mario is Missing?
That game never existed. It was just some cheap way to make Luigi the hero.
From King Nimbus
What privileges do the Koopas get at what age?
At age 1 we get a land, a bomb, and chores.
From King Nimbus
Why did Roy get Sky Land, and how were the Koopas given land in Mario World, by personality or by age?
Roy wanted Sky Land because he loved the way the clouds drifted in the sky.
How long we could stay locked in a smelly bathroom.
From King Nimbus
What does the "B" in Susan B. for?
Barbarian.
From Koopa T. Quick
How fast are the Koopalings?
We are all very slow. Iggy and Lemmy have no legs.
From King Nimbus
How many spikes do/did Ozma, Mush, Mud, Pimple, and DAD have/had?
Who are these people?
From King Nimbus
Why did Iggy get Giant Land?
He is a little shrimp and wanted to feel like a gigantic freak.
From King Nimbus
Why did Ludwig get Pipe Land?
He wanted to set traps, but ended up killing himself.
From Kooky Koopa
Why are those dumb Mario Brothers always beating us? We should be beating them up!
They have muscles, and us Koopas are a bunch of weaklings.
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