The Unpeachy Day

By Lemmy Koopa

Chapter 16

Peach frowns. "Sorry, Yoshi, I don’t have any food." Immediately, the green dino shakes the Princess off his back and runs away, obviously to find some food.

Peach finds herself stranded. She is too tired to go on. She lies down to take a "little" nap.

When she wakes up, Peach continues on her adventure. But, unfortunately, the Koopa who stole The King has already succeeded in taking over the kingdom.

Game Over!

Chapter 17

After ten minutes of non-stop running, Yoshi comes to a stop at some bushes, which he begins to eat.

Peach climbs off of Yoshi and looks around her. She seems to be in an intersection. She can go right, left, forward, or backwards. "Which way should I go?" Peach asks Yoshi. Yoshi continues eating.

After a while, Yoshi is no longer hungry. Of course, by this time, Peach has had plenty of time to decide which way to go. Peach climbs onto Yoshi and continues on her adventure.

(If you think Peach should go left, go to chapter 18)

(If you think Peach should go right, go to chapter 19)

(If you think Peach should go forward, go to chapter 20)

(If you think Peach should go backwards, go to chapter 21)

Chapter 18

Peach decides to guide Yoshi to the left. For a while, they see nothing. Suddenly, Susan B. Koopa, the mysterious eighth Koopaling, jumps out from behind a bush. Yoshi comes to an immediate halt and starts to shiver.

Susan laughs. "Now I have you, Princess! This will be the last time my Koopa brothers and sister laugh at me. Ha ha! This is my moment of triumph!"

Susan continues talking, but now Peach is just waiting impatiently. "How can I get away?" she wonders.

(If you think Peach should punch Susan, go to chapter 22)

(If you think Peach should kick Susan, go to chapter 23)

(If you think Peach should try to run away, go to chapter 24)

(If you think Peach is too weak to effectively do any of these things, go to chapter 25)

Chapter 19

Peach decides to guide Yoshi to the right. For a while, everything looks safe. All of a sudden, Peach falls into a lake. Yoshi manages not to fall in.

Peach is about to swim out of the water when Wendy O. Koopa spots her. Quickly, she and her army corner our hero. "Uh oh," exclaims Peach, "I’m caught like a fish out of water!"

"It’s the end of the line for you!" Wendy laughs. "Get it? The end of the line? You know, a fishing line? Ho ho ho!"

(If Peach has the Frog Suit, turn to chapter 26)

(If Peach does not have the Frog Suit, or if you don’t think she should use it, turn to chapter 27)

Chapter 20

Peach decides to continue guiding Yoshi forward. For a while, everything appears safe. All of a sudden, Peach and Yoshi walk into a bottomless hole. "Help!" wails Peach as she falls. "Zorp!" Yoshi cries.

(If Peach has the Cloud, go to chapter 28)

(If Peach has the P Wing, go to chapter 29)

(If Peach has the Whistle, go to chapter 30)

(If Peach has none of these, or you don't think she should use them, go to chapter 31)

Chapter 21

Peach realizes that all she has to do to get unlost is to go back the way she came, so she guides Yoshi back. In ten minutes, they are back at the spot where they originally got lost. "Let’s go!" Peach smiles.

Peach and Yoshi continue down the trail, following the footprints. Unfortunately, Peach is so happy that she does not see an object mostly hidden in the bushes.

(Turn to chapter 32)

Chapter 22

Peach decides to punch the smelly Koopa Kid. She pulls back her arm and punches Susan as hard as she can. Unfortunately, Princesses can’t punch very hard. Peach’s hand now hurts as if she had hit a wall.

Susan laughs as Princess Toadstool stares at her hand. Then, the Koopa pushes Peach into a jail cell and locks the door. Leaving some bread and water, Susan laughs and runs away. "Wait until Bowser hears about this!"

Game Over!

Chapter 23

Peach decides to kick the smelly Koopa Kid. She pulls back her foot and kicks Susan as hard as she can. Unfortunately, that wasn’t very hard, but fortunately, Peach is wearing her high-heeled shoes today. Susan goes flying. She falls into a lake and lands on top of her sister, Wendy O. Koopa, who was taking an afternoon swim. The lake is promptly tinted green from the Koopa blood.

Usually, our fair princess can not stand the sight of blood, but this time, Peach laughs at it. "I doubt I’ll be seeing her again," she chuckles.

On the ground, she notices an object that Susan dropped. In the water, Peach notices an object that Wendy dropped.

After taking both items, Peach jumps back onto Yoshi and continues down the path. Soon, she reaches the spot where she gave Yoshi the cookie. "Let’s go!" Peach smiles.

Peach and Yoshi continue down the trail, following the footprints. Unfortunately, Peach is so happy that she does not see an object mostly hidden in the bushes.

(Peach now has the Helmet!)

(Peach now has the Whistle!)

(Turn to chapter 32)

Chapter 24

Peach decides to try to run away from the smelly Koopa Kid. She runs for a few feet. Suddenly, a net pops up from the ground and Peach finds herself hanging upside down in a tree.

Susan laughs. Obviously, she had planned for the Princess to try to run away. "I hate to leave you hanging," she laughs gleefully, "but I think I hear Bowser calling me. Ta ta!"

Game Over!

Chapter 25

Peach can’t think of any other options, so she waits and listens to the ugly Koopa Kid.

"I’m going to put you in a dungeon, and slowly starve you to death," laughs Susan. "And just when you’re about to die, I will give you a feast. Then, I will starve you again and again. It’s pure torture!" she smiles, rubbing her hands.

"This is getting me nowhere, sighs Peach. "There has to be something I can do."

(If you think Peach should punch Susan, turn to chapter 22)

(If you think Peach should kick Susan, turn to chapter 23)

(If you think Peach should try to run away, turn to chapter 24)

(If you think Peach should wait some more, turn to chapter 25)

Chapter 26

Thinking fast, Peach quickly puts on her frog suit and becomes Frog Peach. She easily swims away from Wendy O. Koopa and her army.

Peach climbs out of the water, and then laughs at Wendy. "You’re all washed up," Peach mocks. Wendy growls back in reply. Peach climbs aboard the still dry Yoshi and rides away. Somehow, she finds her way back to where she gave Yoshi the cookie. "Let’s go!" Peach smiles.

Peach and Yoshi continue down the trail, following the footprints. Unfortunately, Peach is so happy that she does not see an object mostly hidden in the bushes.

(Peach is now wearing her Frog Suit)

(Turn to chapter 32)

Chapter 27

Peach searches frantically for her Frog Suit but can not find it. She becomes nervous as Wendy comes closer and closer. Using all of her strength, Peach hauls herself out of the water, and away from Wendy and her army.

Unfortunately, by this time, Yoshi has lost interest and has gone away. Wendy walks out of the water, and laughs at Peach. "It looks like I have you this time!" After a small skirmish, Wendy is able to catch the Princess. "I’m going to use you as fish bait!" she announces. Peach begins to cry. Koopas always tell the truth.

Game Over!

Chapter 28

Quickly, Peach takes out her cloud. Then, she pulls it until it is big enough for her and for Yoshi. The two heroes fly out of the hole. As they fly, Peach sees an object in the air. She grabs it. Soon, Peach sees the place where she gave Yoshi the cookie. She comes down for a landing. "Let’s go!" Peach smiles.

Peach and Yoshi continue down the trail, following the footprints. Unfortunately, Peach is so happy that she does not see an object mostly hidden in the bushes.

(Peach loses the Cloud)

(Peach now has the Fire Flower!)

(Turn to chapter 32)

Chapter 29

Quickly Peach takes out her P Wing. She puts it on and flies out of the hole. Soon, she finds the place where she gave Yoshi the cookie. She comes down for a landing.

"Let’s go!" she exclaims when she lands. But Yoshi isn’t with her. "Oh no! I left Yoshi in the pit!" Peach moans.

Sadly, Peach continues her adventure alone, but soon finds herself very tired from all of the flying. After a while, she faints from exhaustion.

By the time she wakes up, the Koopa who stole the King has already taken over the kingdom.

Game Over!

Chapter 30

Quickly, Peach blows the Whistle. A magical cyclone appears and sweeps up the princess and Yoshi.

Later, Peach finds herself in an unknown hallway of an unknown fortress.

(Peach loses the Whistle)

(Turn to chapter 67)

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