>>Team Cheat-1st at route marker<<
Wario: *rip* Make your way to Lemmy's Land Airport and fly to Lemmy's Fun Fiction.
Lemmy: Teams must now go to Lemmy's Land Airport and book passage on a flight to Lemmy's Fun Fiction. Once there, they must seek out the most popular Fun Fiction written by me, where they will find their next clue.
Wario: You have 500 coins for this leg of the race. You ready, bro?
Waluigi: No.
Wario: Good. Heh heh heh-heh!
>>Team Dream-2nd at route marker<<
Playful: Open it!
Bagels: *rip* ... We're going to Fun Fiction!
>>Team Scheme-3rd at route marker<<
Larry: That's it? Only 500 coins? I was hoping to pocket at least a thousand...
Ludwig: Don't worry, sibling of mine! We'll possess far more than that at the conclusion of this episode.
>>Team Steam-4th at route marker<<
Roy: Come on, Iggy, move those useless feet of yours! We need to find a taxi!
Iggy: I'm coming, I'm coming! If you hadn't stomped on my foot earlier...
>>Team Mean-5th at route marker<<
Wart: We're going to Lemmy's Fun Fiction.
Bowser: Bwahaha! I know that place like the back of my hand!
Wart: Quick, how many scales are on your hand?
Bowser: Shut up.
>>Team Bean-6th at route marker<<
Bowyer: Read it you must.
Kolorado: Lemmy's most popular Fun Fiction. Old bean, do you know which that is?
Bowyer: Time a Waste of?
Kolorado: I don't think that story exists, good sport.
>>Team Talk-7th at route marker<<
Morton: Open it, rip it hard, come on, right now, this instant, this very second, as I speak, hurry up, faster, move it, get a-
Susan: Morton! If we're gonna win this race you're going to have to talk less or we'll waste too much time.
Morton: Sorry...
Susan: Don't worry about it. *rip*
Morton: Well?! Where are we going?
Susan: Somewhere in Fun Fiction...
>>Team Cute-8th at route marker<<
Birdo: Fun Fiction, great! I know the perfect place to eat.
Yoshi: Yoshi look for taxi.
Birdo: That's the spirit!
>>Team Queen-9th at route marker<<
Wendy: My feet hurt! I quit.
Clawdia: Don't worry, we'll get in a taxi and everything will be alright.
Wendy: It better. I paid too much to run around in these shoes!
>>Team Cream-10th at route marker<<
Toad: Alright Peach, I got the clue, just like you said. We're going to Lemmy's Fun Fiction.
Peach: Good, now go get me a taxi.
Toad: OK!!!
>>Teams Mario and What<<
Daisy: Come on, Dad, let's go!
The King: What?
Daisy: Urgh!
Luigi: Anytime you want to move, Mario, would be fine with me.
Mario: Okeydokey!
Luigi: ... I meant, like, now?
Mario: Owowowow!
Luigi: We're doomed.
>>Team Cheat<<
Wario: Taxi!
Screech!
Waluigi: AHH!!!
Driver: Where to?
Wario: Lemmy's Land Airport, and fast!
Waluigi: I'd rather go slow...
Varoom!
>>Team Scheme<<
Larry: Hahaha! No one will know we hitched a ride on the back of their taxi!
Ludwig: It's pure genius! Not only are we on the first taxi, we'll get to the airport for free! Woahohowoahohowaha!!!
Larry: Quiet, they'll hear you!
>>Team Queen<<
Clawdia: It sure would be nice if a taxi stopped right now...
Screech!
Clawdia: Works every time.
Wendy: Great, now let's get in!
Driver: Not so fast. I don't take witches.
Wendy: Oh, that's no problem. There are no witches here.
...
Wendy: HOW DARE YOU?!
Quick as a wink, Wendy forces open the driver's door, throws him out of the car, and jumps into the front seat. She slides across to the passenger side, allowing Clawdia to take the wheel.
Wendy: Next stop, Lemmy's Land Airport!
Varoom!
Ex-Driver: My taxi!
>>Team Mean<<
Bowser has managed to stop a taxi by standing in the middle of the road.
Driver: Hey buster, get out of my way!
Bowser: That's Bowser... and either way, it's King Koopa to you! Now open up and let us in.
Driver: I can't, I've already got a passenger.
Passenger: Please don't kill me, please don't kill me...
Bowser: Kill him.
Wart: Got it, ribbit.
Wart blows some poisonous bubbles at the hapless passenger, who gets blasted out of the taxi. He and Bowser get in.
Wart: Get us to Lemmy's Land Airport- NOW!
Driver: Y-y-y-yes sir.
>>Team Bean<<
Kolorado: I say, old bean, please stop the car and give us a little lift.
ZOOM!
Kolorado: Well that wasn't very sporting.
Bowyer: Say a sentence without bean or sport can you not?
Kolorado: What's that, old bean?
>>Team What<<
The King: Oh! The race! Daisy, why didn't you wake me?
Daisy: You... weren't really sleeping.
The King: That's besides the point, now let's go!
>>Team Cream<<
Peach: Well? Did you get a taxi?
Toad: I'm too small! I don't think they can see me!
Peach: Well go get some stilts or something!
Toad: You know, you're tall enough...
Peach: I am not going to stand out by the road for some car to race by and splash mud on me.
Toad: It hasn't rained in days. There's no mud.
Peach: I said get some stilts!
Toad: OK!!!
>>Team What-11th at route marker<<
The King: May... make... you, your...
Daisy: This could take a while...
>>Team Cute<<
Yoshi: Wow!
Screech!
Driver: Wow, a cute dinosaur! Hop in!
Birdo: Nice going, Yoshi!
Yoshi: What Yoshi do?
Driver: Where are you going?
Birdo: Oh, Lemmy's Land Airport! And please go fast, for Yoshi here.
Driver: You got it!
>>Team Dream<<
Driver: No pets allowed in the vehicle.
Varoom!
Playful: This is an outrage! I won't stand for it.
Bagels: Look, a bus! I've never been on a bus.
Playful: Well, it will save us money, anyway.
Bagels: Yay!
>>Team Mario<<
Luigi: Congratulations, Mario, we're officially out of the race.
Mario: Mamamia!
Luigi: At least you know this is a bad thing.
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: Huh? Hey, wait for me!
>>Team Talk<<
Morton: Stop! Pull over! Put on the breaks! Slow down! Cease! Desist! Yield! Come to a-
Susan: We have money!
Screech!
Driver: Get in.
Morton: Thank you! You're very kind! You're a savior, an angel, except I don't believe in them, or think they exist even, no, they're not real, and furthermore-
Susan: Morton... We're going to Lemmy's Land Airport.
>>Team Steam<<
Roy: I give up, let's just get on that bus.
Iggy: I agree!
Roy: Oh no, don't you start that again!
Roy and Iggy get on the bus.
Roy: Well, if it isn't Team Flea!
Playful: Scumbag!
Bagels: Why don't we help each other out? I mean, we're going the same way...
Iggy: I agree!
Roy: Well I don't!
Playful: And neither do I! Now get off the bus, we were on it first.
Roy: Oh yeah?! Well-
Varoom!
Roy: ... Guess we're going to the airport together. Isn't that a laugh?
Iggy: I agree!
>>Team Mario-last at route marker<<
Luigi: Make your way to Lemmy's Fun Fiction. Come on Mario, we're still in this!
Mario: Oh, I lost.
Luigi: No, we just passed a team. Look!
>>Team What<<
The King: You ha... half... have f... fiv...
Daisy: *sob*
>>Team Cream<<
Toad: Alright, I got some StELTS!!!
CRASH!
Peach: Toad, you're an idiot!
Toad: OK!!!
>>Team Queen<<
Wendy: Alright, we're zooming along now!
Clawdia: Which way do I turn?
Wendy: What?! I thought you knew!
Clawdia: Sorry, dear...
Wendy: Ooh, just stay straight then. We'll figure out something.
>>Team Scheme<<
Ludwig: Alright sibling, we've reached our destination!
Larry: I know, there are planes everywhere! Let's go book a flight.
>>Team Cheat<<
Wario: Hey, how did those two cheaters get here before us real cheaters?! We had the first taxi!
Waluigi: I don't know, but I just remembered I'm deadly afraid of flying.
Wario: Doesn't matter, let's just run in there and get on a flight before they do.
Waluigi: But I'm afraid of running!
>>Team Bean<<
Kolorado: I say, stop!
Screech!
Kolorado: Thank you, old sport.
Bowyer: Drive us to airport you must!
Driver: Woah... I am so confused...
Varoom!
>>Team Cream<<
Toad: Ok, I've got it! I'll stand in this tree, and when a car comes I'll jump down and land on it! That will get its attention.
Peach: Alright, but this had better work!
Toad: Hey, here comes one now!
Driver: Doo dah doo dah doo DOO, doo-
Splat!
Driver: Eww! What's that disgusting glob on the road? I'll just run it over.
Toad: OW!!!
Peach: Toad, you're an idiot!
>>Team Mario<<
Luigi: I'm afraid there are no taxis left.
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Screech!
Driver: Where to, Mr. Mario?
Luigi: Hey, maybe you are good for something!
Mario: I'm-a going to Pasta Land!
Luigi: Or... not.
Varoom!
>>Team Mean<<
Bowser: Come on, Wart, move it!
Wart: Sorry, frogs aren't very fast.
Bowser: But the planes won't care!
Wart: And neither do you, so what's the difference?
Bowser: The planes won't kill you.
Wart: Oh.
>>Team What<<
The King: Ok, let's go.
Daisy: FINALLY!!!
The King: To sleep!
Daisy: WAH!!!
>>Team Queen<<
Wendy: Do you know how to get to the airport?
Snifit: Yeah, you go to corner, then left. You go one mile, two mile, three mile, then right through stop sign, then *snicker* you do wiggle dance all way to airport.
Wendy: Um... thanks, I guess. (to Clawdia) Did you get that?
Clawdia: Yeah, let's go.
Wendy: Really? How'd you make sense of that?
Clawdia: Well actually I just found this map of the central area in the back seat.
Wendy: Nice going! Ok, to the airport!
>>Teams Steam and Dream<<
Driver: Lemmy's Guestbook, everybody out.
Bagels: Guys, this isn't the airport.
Roy: Oh, brilliant deduction, sherlock!
Playful: Taking after Ludwig, I see.
Roy: You take that back right now!
Iggy: Hey, do you think you could drive us to the airport?
Driver: Hey man, my shift's over. I'm out of here.
Roy: You'd better or I'll pound you!
Driver: Dude, go ahead! I have great medical insurance.
Roy: Why I oughta-
Bagels: Would you do it for coins? Say, 100?
Driver: Make it 150 and you have a deal.
Bagels: Deal!
Driver: Each.
Playful: No way! 150 per team, or there's no deal.
Driver: Fine, whatever. Just give me the money.
Bagels pays the driver.
Driver: Now you two.
Roy: Hey, we never agreed to pay!
Iggy: Here you go!
Roy: Why you little-
Driver: Next stop, Lemmy's Land Airport.
Roy: Well, whatever works, I guess.
>>Team Scheme<<
Ludwig and Larry have made their way to a counter and are trying to book tickets.
Ludwig: Good afternoon, madam. My brother and I are seeking the earliest flight to Lemmy's Fun Fiction.
Ticket Agent: We have a flight going to Lemmy's Fun Fiction at 2 'o clock.
Larry: It's 12:45 now, Ludwig.
Ludwig: I see. Is another airline offering an earlier flight?
Ticket Agent: ... No, this is the earliest flight.
Ludwig: Excellent, we would appreciate two tickets.
Larry: You know, it would really help us out if you don't let anyone else being filmed get on this flight.
Ticket Agent: I'm sorry, sir, that's against airline policy.
Larry: Is it against airline policy to do it for a wallet filled with 300 coins?
Ticket Agent: Um... no, I don't think it is. But pay up!
Chuckling, Larry hands the ticket agent a wallet.
Ticket Agent: Thank you very... Hey, this is my wallet!
Larry: Now how'd I get that? *snicker*
Ticket Agent: Well, thanks for finding it for me. Don't worry, I won't let anyone else being filmed get on this plane.
Larry: When's the next flight to Fun Fiction?
Ticket Agent: ... 3 'o clock.
Larry: Excellent.
Ludwig and Larry leave the counter.
Ludwig: That was pure genius, skillful sibling!
Larry: Well thank you. Now let's find something productive to do for an hour.
>>Team Cheat<<
Wario and Waluigi, who were behind Ludwig and Larry, reach the front of the line.
Wario: We want two tickets to Lemmy's Fun Fiction, and fast!
Waluigi: Um... and not near a window. That's way too scary.
Ticket Agent: We have a flight at 2... but it's closed.
Wario: Darn it! Any chance of getting on?
Ticket Agent: Not unless you lose the camer- Er, I mean, no, there's no chance.
Waluigi: AHH!!! There are so many scary people here! AHH!!!
Ticket Agent: Is he... ok?
Wario: Yeah, don't worry about him. Look, when's the next flight to Fun Fiction?
Ticket Agent: The next flight is at 3 'o clock.
Wario: Ok, put us on that one.
Waluigi: NO! That has to be the scariest time of the day!
Wario: Shut up.
>>Teams Cream and What<<
Daisy: So why are you still here?
Peach: Toad's lazy. You?
Daisy: Dad's an idiot.
Peach: Well we all knew that. You shouldn't have picked him.
Daisy: I didn't pick him!
Peach: Sure, sure.
Daisy: Look, we both need to get out of here. How about I'll help Toad get a cab, you'll watch Dad for a few minutes, and we'll share a taxi to the airport?
Peach: Works for me.
Daisy: Good.
Peach: Good. ... Dad, don't play with the construction Koopas!
Daisy: Um... you can get off the road now, Toad.
Toad: OK!!!
Daisy: We'll be working together for a little bit, so help me find a taxi.
Toad: OK!!!
Daisy: And stop saying ok.
Toad: YAY!!!
Daisy shakes her head and goes to the side of the road. Immediately a cab pulls over. The driver rolls down his window to look at her.
Daisy: Hi, we're going to- Hey! Stop staring there!
Driver: I'm sorry, what?
Toad: We're all going to Lemmy's Land Airport.
Driver: Alright. And you, little lady, can sit in the passenger seat.
Daisy: Oh how glorious.
Toad: Peach! Your majesty! We've got a cab!
>>Team Cute<<
Birdo gets out of the taxi first. Yoshi is behind as he stays to pay the driver.
Birdo: Ooh, isn't this lovely?
Yoshi: Yoshi think Fun Fiction look lovelier.
Birdo: Let's go see!
>>Team Mean<<
Bowser: Out of our way!
Bowser and Wart, drained of patience, storm up to the ticket counter.
Ticket Agent: May... may I help you?
Wart: Ribbit, we want the first flight out of here.
Ticket Agent: To?
Wart: Anywhere, ribbit.
Ticket Agent: Well, there's a flight leaving for Lemmy's Mysteries in five minutes. If you hurry you can catch it.
Bowser: Perfect, put us on!
Ticket Agent: Here are your boarding passes, and enjoy your flight!
Wart: Ribbit, thank you.
>>Team Talk<<
Susan: Alright, we're here.
Morton: Let's get some tickets fast, very hurried, speedily, as quickly as possible, this is very important, Susan, cousin of mine, so don't go slow, don't delay, don't dillydally or-
Susan: Morton, I'm already at the door!
Morton: ... Oh.
>>Team Mean<<
Bowser and Wart board their plane.
Lemmy: Team Mean is flying to Lemmy's Mysteries. Although they are first off the ground, they do not have confirmed tickets to Lemmy's Fun Fiction.
>>Team Queen<<
Clawdia: Here we are!
Wendy: Alright! ... But it's a shame we have to leave this taxi. It could've come in useful.
Clawdia: Let's take the keys. Who knows, we may come back here.
Wendy: Yeah, now let's get some tickets!
>>Teams Steam and Dream<<
Driver: Lemmy's Land Airport, everybody out for real this time!
As the players depart the bus, Bagels gives the driver a five-coin tip.
Driver: Thanks man!
Playful: What was that?!
Bagels: Well, he seemed pretty nice...
Playful: Nice is not going to get us to the finish line! Now come on!
Iggy: Hey guys, wait up! We should work together.
Roy: Oh no we're not! I'm going my own way!
Iggy: Ok, see ya!
Roy: With you, pipsqueak!
Iggy: Oh fine. Good luck, Bagels and Playful!
Playful: Hey, my name comes first! And I don't need any luck! Bagels, let's go. There's no way they're getting off the ground before us.
>>Team Bean<<
Driver: Alright, we're here.
Kolorado: I can see that, old sport, but what I can't tell is where here is.
Bowyer: Airport this is not, yet airport we must go.
Driver: AHH!!! I can't take it anymore!
Kolorado: I say-
The driver runs out of the car, taking his keys with him.
Bowyer: New driver we must find, nyah.
Kolorado: Right you are, old bean, but we seem to have been dropped off in the middle of nowhere.
Bowyer: In a pickle we are.
Kolorado: Quite right.
>>Team Mean<<
Bowser and Wart are making their way up to the front of the plane.
Stewardess: I'm sorry, no one's allowed past this point.
Wart: Don't worry, we're professionals, ribbit.
Stewardess: Oh... alright then.
Bowser and Wart reach the cockpit.
Pilot: Who are you?
Wart: Let's just say we're businessmen, ribbit, and we have an interesting proposition for you.
Pilot: Which is?
Bowser: You fly this plane to Fun Fiction, or we kill you.
Pilot: Hahahahaha!
Bowser: You dare laugh at me?! Take this!
Bowser breathes fire on the pilot.
Pilot: YAAHH!!! I'm burning! I'm burning!
Bowser: Bwahahaha!
Wart: Um... we might want to put out the fire before he dies.
Bowser: Oh alright, spit some bubbles or something.
Wart: Ribbit.
Wart blows bubbles at the pilot. They put out the fire... unfortunately, since they are poisonous and the pilot was already terribly burnt, they also cause the pilot to fall unconscious.
Bowser: This... isn't good, is it?
Wart: Don't worry, ribbit, I'll just get a passenger to fly the plane.
Bowser: Oh, ok.
Wart steps out of the cockpit and faces the passengers.
Wart: Ok, who here can fly a plane?
Passengers: ... AHH!!!
>>Team Mario<<
BOOM!!! Mario and Luigi's taxi comes to a stop by the side of the road as smoke bellows out of the engine.
Driver: End of the line, I'm afraid. I'm sorry I couldn't help you, Mr. Mario. I'll go kill myself now.
The driver leaves.
Mario: Oh no, now I'll-a never get to Pasta Land!
Luigi: But Mario, the-
Mario: We'll-a push!
Luigi: But Mario, the-
Mario: Shut up and-a push!
Luigi: MARIO!!!
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Luigi: Yes, and the airport's right over there. Let's just walk.
Mario: Okey dokey!
>>Team Cute<<
Yoshi: Two tickets Fun Fiction please.
Ticket Agent: Oh, aren't you adorable!
Birdo: Back off, he's mine!
Ticket Agent: Oh, um, I'm sorry. Uh, is 3 'o clock ok?
Yoshi: Wow!
Ticket Agent: I'll take that as a yes.
>>Team Talk<<
Morton: We need two tickets! Not one ticket, but two tickets! We need them now, as fast as you can, for we're in a race, an awesome race, and we want to win, we want to get there first, so give us the best tickets you have, money is no object, for-
Ticket Agent: Shut up! ... I mean, where do you want to go?
Morton: We're-
Susan: Fun Fiction. Please.
Ticket Agent: Here are your tickets.
>>Team Scheme<<
Larry: What are you doing, Ludwig?
Ludwig: I am memorizing these maps of Lemmy's Land, so we will always know where to go! Woahohowoahohowaha!
Larry: Couldn't we just steal the maps? I'm sure it would be much easier.
Ludwig: Nonsense! They'll only weigh us down, and we'll have to waste time perusing them when we could be racing!
Larry: Oh yeah! Well keep it up, but remember, our flight leaves in 20 minutes.
>>Team Queen<<
Clawdia: We would like two tickets to Lemmy's Fun Fiction.
Ticket Agent: 3 'o clock? Here.
Wendy: That was easy. Maybe a little too easy...
>>Team Mean<<
Lakitu: But I told you, I can't fly a plane!
Bowser: Hey! If you can fly a cloud, you can certainly fly a plane.
Lakitu: But it's not the same at all, a plane has-
Bowser: Just shut up and fly it!
Lakitu: Ok, but it's not my fault if I crash and we all die.
Lakitu takes the controls and starts to fly the plane.
Wart: Are you sure this is a good idea, ribbit?
Bowser: I don't see you suggesting a better one!
Wart: Well, we could-
Lakitu: AHH!!! WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!
CRASH!!!
Wart: Or... not... Ribbit.
>>Teams Steam and Dream<<
Playful, Bagels, Roy, and Iggy all make it to the counter at the same time and jostle for position.
Ticket Agent: One at a time, one at a time! ... Now, you, the dog, because you're kind of cute.
Bagels: Thanks! I'd like two tickets to Lemmy's Fun Fiction, please.
Playful: On the earliest flight, or else!
Ticket Agent: Of course, that would be 3 'o clock. Here are your tickets.
Bagels: Thanks! *slurp*
Playful: You are so disgusting.
Ticket Agent: Now you with the multicolored hair.
Iggy: We would also like two tickets to Fun Fiction.
Ticket Agent: Oh, I'm sorry, it's all sold out.
Roy: WHAT?! I'm gonna pound your little-
Ticket Agent: Heh heh, just kidding. Here are your tickets.
>>Team Scheme<<
Ludwig and Larry board their plane.
Lemmy: Team Scheme is flying to Lemmy's Fun Fiction. Once there, they must locate A Waste of Time (Yours), where they will find their next clue.
>>Teams Cream and What<<
Peach: Alright, we're here. Finally.
Driver: Hey, anytime you need a lift...
Daisy: I said stop staring!
Daisy stomps off, dragging The King. Peach and Toad quickly follow.
>>Team Cheat<<
Wario is sitting on a bench. Waluigi is standing nearby, shivering like crazy. The camera pans to the airport's doors, where Teams Cream and What can be seen entering.
Wario: So much for our lead. Everyone's here... except Team Bean. I wonder what happened to those two freaks.
Waluigi: Wherever they are, it can't be any scarier than here. AHH!!!
>>Team Bean<<
Kolorado: Excuse me, old sport, but do you know how we can get to the airport from here?
Muddy Buddy: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kolorado: Well really, that was completely uncalled for.
Bowyer: No cars do I see. Good this is not.
Kolorado: Perhaps we can follow our trail back where we started.
Bowyer: Hidden is the trail, for covered in mud it is.
Kolorado: Yes, well I suppose we best keep asking then. I say, do you know where the airport is?
Barney Bubble: Yeah right!
>>Team What<<
Daisy: Come on!
The King: But this golf simulator is so much fun!
Daisy: Those are your own two hands!
The King: So?
An exasperated Daisy leaves The King and makes it to the counter.
Daisy: Two tickets to Fun Fiction... and please, don't give me any trouble. I've had enough trouble to last me about thirty years.
Ticket Agent: Here you are. And listen, all of your friends are on this same flight, so you can take a breather.
Daisy: Thank you... thank you very much.
>>Team Cream<<
Peach: How long until the next private helicopter?
Ticket Agency: Um... we don't have private helicopters. Now if you want to go to Fun Fiction you can-
Peach: What do you mean you don't have private helicopters?!
Ticket Agency: I... think it means we don't have private helicopters.
Peach: So let me get this straight. You expect me to ride with all these commoners?
Ticket Agency: Yeah, I guess I do.
Peach: Well you can just forget it!
Peach storms off in a huff, leaving Toad at the counter.
Toad: Two tickets please.
Ticket Agent: Enjoy your flight.
>>Team Mean<<
Bowser: Our location or your life!
Koopa: L-l-l-l-l-l-
Bowser: L-l-l- out with it!
Koopa: L-l-larry's Bank, yo-your majesty.
Bowser: Larry's Bank?! I thought there was no way to get there anymore!
Wart: We just crashlanded in the middle of nowhere.
Bowser: You're telling me! How are we going to get out of here?
Wart: Beats me, ribbit. Planes don't go here anymore.
Bowser: Then how'd we get here, huh?
Wart: We crashlanded, remember?
Bowser: Oh... yeah. You know, now's when I could really use Ludwig to fix our plane.
Wart: Even if your son was here, we still wouldn't be able to fly it.
Bowser: ... You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
Wart: Smarter than you, anyway.
Bowser: Well, it doesn't take much for that.
Wart: ...
>>Team Bean<<
Bowyer: Know where the airport is do you?
Blooper: Listen pal, in Lemmy's Land, we speak English. You know, English?
Kolorado: There was a story in Latin, if I recall correctly. Brought me back to my youth. Good days those were.
Bowser: Find high mountain we should. Look around at the top we can, so location of the airport we may find.
Kolorado: Good thinking, old bean. Now, where's the highest mountain?
The two look straight ahead of them... and then up... and up... and up... and up...
Bowyer: Difficult this will be.
>>Team Mario<<
Luigi: Remind me what we're doing in the food court.
Mario: Ah spaghetti, ah ravioli, ah mamamia...
Luigi: Yeah, that's great, but you took so long to eat that I never got a chance to get tickets! And the 3 'o clock flight they keep announcing is about to leave!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: Mario. We don't have tickets. We can't get on the plane.
Mario gives Luigi a blank stare. Then he grabs his napkin, rips it in two, and writes on them using spaghetti sauce. The camera zooms in to show that he has written "Admt 1" on both.
Mario: Hoohoo!
Luigi: Very clever, Mario, but don't you think they'll be able to tell the difference?
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: Hey, come back here!
***
Ticket Taker: Are you sure these are real tickets?
Luigi: For the seventh time, yes I'm sure!
Ticket Taker: I think I'm going to have to call these in.
Luigi: No no, don't do that!
Ticket Taker: Why not?
Luigi: Uh... because...
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Luigi: Yeah! If anyone knows he's here, he'll be swamped by fans. (softer) We're trying to avoid them, you see.
Ticket Taker: Oh, I see. Well in that case, go on through!
Mario: Yahoo!
Luigi: How that worked, I have no idea.
>>Teams Cheat, Cream, Cute, Dream, Mario, Queen, Steam, Talk, and What<<
Somehow, all nine teams manage to get on their plane on time.
Lemmy: Teams are now flying to Lemmy's Fun Fiction, one hour behind the first plane.
>>Team Bean<<
Bowyer: See anything do you?
Kolorado: I say, airport at 9 'o clock!
Bowyer: A little after 3 it is.
Kolorado: No no, old bean, look to your right.
Bowyer: Right you are, airport I see.
Kolorado: I say we use the ol' foot power.
Bowyer: Very fast we will need to go.
Kolorado: Right you are, so we'd best take the fastest way down this mountain.
Bowyer: Know what that is I do.
>>Team Mean<<
Bowser: How... do we get... to Lemmy's Fun Fiction?! ROAR!!!
Rocky Wrench: W-w-w-well I c-could take you, your evilness. In my helicopter.
Bowser: In your... Well why didn't you say so? Let's go!
Wart: We may just be in luck!
Rocky Wrench: B-but there is just... one... problem.
Bowser: I'm waiting.
Rocky Wrench: The helicopter... i-it's broken. B-but I'm fixing it right now!
Bowser: You do that, or I'll get Wart to eat you like a fly.
Wart: Flies... ribbit.
Rocky Wrench: Y-y-yes, of course. Right away.
>>Team Scheme<<
Ludwig: We have arrived, brother of mine, and I couldn't be happier! We have at least an hour lead on the other teams.
Larry: Actually, that might not be true. I saw King Dad and Uncle Wart take a flight that left before ours.
Ludwig: How did we not become aware of this flight? Never mind, that is just one team. Let us proceed to the route marker.
Larry: Right, and it ought to be in A Waste of Time (Yours). That's not far from here.
Ludwig: Taxi!
Soon, Ludwig and Larry reach A Waste of Time (Yours) and are pleased to see a blue box with Lemmy's face on it. Larry rushes to the box and pries it open.
*1st at Whomp Stop*
Larry: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. There are still twelve clues here, Ludwig. We're first!
Ludwig: Excellent, now open the clue.
Larry: *rip* Whomp Stop.
Lemmy: A Whomp Stop is a task that only one team member may perform. In this Whomp Stop, players must act out a part of Yoshi's missing role in A Waste of Time (Yours) to the approval of the director. If successful, teams will receive their next clue. However, if a player fails to earn approval he will need to start all over again, wasting valuable time.
Larry: This player should be good at acting.
Ludwig: That is you.
Larry: Right. Here I go!
Larry goes out to meet the director.
>>Team Bean<<
Kolorado: Right... we... made it... old sport.
Bowyer: Tired I am, rest I badly need.
Kolorado: No no, we must... get our tickets... old bean. We can rest... on the plane.
Bowyer: Right you are, tickets we need.
Ticket Agent: Can I help you?
Bowyer: Fun Fiction we want to go, two tickets we need, very fast you must be.
Ticket Agent: I'm sorry, what?
Kolorado: We need to go to Lemmy's Fun Fiction.
Ticket Agent: Oh, another team. My my, aren't we behind.
Kolorado: Yes, we know. Please, the tickets.
Ticket Agent: Here you go, but they're for 4:30. You're nearly two hours behind.
Bowyer: Doomed we are.
Kolorado: I say, we must never give up! Did I give up when I thought the treasure of Mt. Lavalava was lost forever? Not I, for I found that treasure, old sport, and proud of it!
Bowyer: Found it Mario did.
Kolorado: Let's go find a bench, shall we?
>>Team Mean<<
Rocky Wrench: Finished!
Bowser: Finally! Now let's go!
Rocky Wrench: Right, we should make it to Fun Fiction at... oh, I'd say, 5 'o clock.
Wart: We're in a hurry, so go very fast.
Rocky Wrench: You got it!
Bowser: Woah!
>>Team Scheme<<
Larry has no trouble completing the Whomp Stop. After doing so he receives an envelope from the director, then he runs back to Ludwig.
Ludwig: Spectacular performance, Larry.
Larry: That's the first time you've called me Larry today!
Ludwig: Indeed, I am aware.
Larry: Let's see now... *rip* Get yourself to the only published submission Lemmy never accepted.
Lemmy: Teams must now find Koopa RPG, a Fun Fiction that was posted by Sandslash while I was on vacation. It is the only submission to be posted without my consent.
Larry: Do you know which that is?
Ludwig: I'm afraid I am unsure, brother.
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