Hello, this is Gary filling in for Bob at Cheesy Special Effects inc. Incase you’re wondering, Bob had a most unfortunate accident involving a rubber band, some bubble gum, and a piano tederiously placed on the 32nd floor of my apartment. *cough cough*
But any ways, what would a GBT story be without a proper introduction? Or better yet, a recap.
In The Good, The Bad, and the Torte, not much happened besides the death of Mario, his reincarnation with a Crystal Star in a dramatic (and cheesy) battle of the fates, a force known as Vuljiin became established as the greatest threat Plit has ever known, the Koopa family got reunited after many long years, and there was a drink dispenser of some sort in the story. All in all, a day in the life.
In The Good, the Bad, and the Torte 1.5: The Aftermath (no longer available), an evil force known as E-Peanut was sent by the Guardian Spirit of Plit to punish Torte for an improper opening kidnapping. Unfortunately E-Peanut appeared to be not fully employed under Plit. The true mastermind was another dark spirit known as Shimirr. In a deadly turn of events, and the involvement of one deadly sock, the whole world would have been set up for an apocalypse had an intervening planet’s spirit not decided enough was enough and reset time.
And in GBT 2: The Four Bringers of Fire- Hey! Why am I talking to you about events and places that haven’t occured yet? Or better yet, why should I waste my time explaining these stories when you can read them yourself?
So shoo! We don’t want you here. Scram and read some cool GBT or super-entertaining stuff by Golden Road before coming here...
Okay, so that didn’t work... (There
must be a better way to get rid of these guys...) Well, might as well get
you loaded up on some basics before I leave you hanging over Kappa Mountain
without any marshmallow peeps.
Most of you are probably wondering why in the world there is yet another addition to The GBT Trilogy, others may ask what ever happened to GBT 1.5? How can there be a continuation to a story that un-happened and for an encore ceased to exist? Will there be giant robots? Why haven’t we learned of the importance of musicals? Will Chad fall for that lady working as an undercover assassin? ... And other more or less useless questions.
But perhaps the most important question
you have is how GBT 1.75 can occur after 1.5 if it never happened. (Or
especially after it is the lost episode.)
I am here to tell you that you won't
find answers to these questions or any other questions in the most ripped
off of the rip off series. So shut up and sit back and be amused at the
world of...
The Good, The Bad, and The Torte 1.75: The Encyclopedia Galatica
Now, pick your chapter...
Chapter 1: Laundry
Displaced in Space
Chapter 2: Morning
at Soshi
Chapter 3: Clever
Guy’s Frequent Flyer Miles
Chapter 4: Sew
the Coat, Sue the Architect
Chapter 5: Baby
Showers
Chapter 6: An
Old Friend
Chapter 7: The
Koopa Cruiser
Chapter 8: Maria
Chapter 9: Preperations
Chapter 10: The
Return Trip to Isle Soshi
Chapter 11: Phil
Guy
Chapter 12: Kitchen
Chronicles